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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Outside of offensive, this game has NO value

Meh.

Forgetting offensive, which I'm sure you've heard, this game is just... well... pretty bad. I'm glad you only spent three hours on it, but couldn't that time have been better spent... I don't know... scooping out your brain through your ear with a spoon?

I mean, the ONLY thing it does is make fun of christianity, and not even in any original way... "H'yuk, H'yuk, looky at 'da funnie cat'licks!!"

Yes I know I just made fun of white trash the way you made fun of christians, but I didn't spend three hours making a boring game out of it.

omg

what kind of game is this killing jesus with a spear

Excellent

Very creative. Well done.. Wonderfully dark humour... *applauds*

Pretty funny idea but it didn't really work

The idea here was funny taking the piss out of quotes from the bible but it didn't really work that well as a game as it was just clicking on Jesus to see a bit of blood and then reading some text and I didn't find it that entertaining, i found some of the quotes funny though. Yous hould have had the bible quote that says it's a sin to go the toilet as I want to know what the quote in the bible is that says that as I keep hearing about that one, I believe it was even mentioned in The Simpsons once.

Cast the first stone

Alittle boring ,but funny. I don't see why everyone is judging this. If I'm right Jesus said not to judge. And yet alot of people calling themselves Christians seem to tell you to go to hell alot.
They will all go to hell with that outlook on life.
If there is a hell.