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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Hardy Har Har!

First off, yes I'm a Christian, so I might be a little biased...

But really, don't you think you should put a LITTLE more effort into a game about Jesus's life?

I mean, what actually happened to him was about 900x more brutal than this, and more creative. You should've started out with a whipping scene, or the cross dragging uphill! And then actually nailing him instead of there already being nails that you nail over (not sure how that works anyways :P ). Prodding with the spear could've been repeated to make him bleed all over, and then a separate button to finish him with it.

The misinterpretations of the verses were pretty lame, coulda made them alot funnier, and it takes too long to make the verses pop up. So all-in-all it got really boring after I realized that it only repeated nailing the same three spots over and over....

gotta use what youve got!

i thought it was pretty funny how you used the start of an offspring song for jesus' voice. nice job!!!

DAMN

I ain't Christian and I don't believe in no Jesus but I gotta say, despite the fact that this "game" is funny, its kinda sick too Lmao xD

THE BEST GOD DAMN THING THE INTERNET HAS TO OFFER

THIS IS SO COOL HOW COULD ANYONE HATE THIS IT"S MAD

ok

i reckon u should have been able to stab a spike anywhere in his body it would have been more funny