At 5/8/07 03:04 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

At 5/8/07 11:27 AM, wizardman wrote: Potential gold mine
At least 20 reviews, I didn't look through all of them yet.

God damn it once again i miss out on a jackpot.

Some are still there actually

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp3?id=354655&page=1

The first one, and all other that this guy leaves on TrekClocks flashes.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?id=7094

Here's a movie with real abusive reviews, not some of the other poop you guys have linked to.

There are quite a few in there, too.
Just sort by rating and head to the back of the train...

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post.php?tid=74 264
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?sort=date_mr&id=237388&page=2
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?sort=rating&id=117118&page=3

sorry, the first one on the prev post should be this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?id=297843

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp3?user_id=826192

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?pagea=27&pageb=-1&sort=rating&id=261216

You guys aren't flagging enough, here some for ya.

At 5/9/07 05:58 PM, Sekhem wrote: Blah

Wow, just bagged a ton, thanks man!

I stopped doing this for a while. guess I'll never get gold >: (

This Flamer has abusive reviews, for somone who flames people for having soup, theyre not that smart eh?

Thank you BlueNeck, you are god.

A couple pages of abusive reviews:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?pagea=16&pageb=-1&sort=rating&id=69396

At 5/10/07 02:58 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Im sorry for compaling so much but......once again i fuckin miss out on loads of abusive reviews, i bet nothing else is coming today motherfucker

just look around the portal yourself and i'm sure you'll find some of your own. there's plenty of abuse out there.

At 5/10/07 03:14 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

At 5/10/07 03:10 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/10/07 02:58 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Im sorry for compaling so much but......once again i fuckin miss out on loads of abusive reviews, i bet nothing else is coming today motherfucker

just look around the portal yourself and i'm sure you'll find some of your own. there's plenty of abuse out there.

.....I guess so, sorry about my pissy fit there guy's. this just frustrates me a bit.

Review mods circle this thread every so often, and reviews get deleted fairly quickly. Especially from some of the regs with strong whistles. sometimes it's better to find the reviews yourself, flag them, then post it or send a link to a mod. Take the initiative rather than wait.

At 5/10/07 03:14 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

At 5/10/07 03:10 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/10/07 02:58 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Im sorry for compaling so much but......once again i fuckin miss out on loads of abusive reviews, i bet nothing else is coming today motherfucker

just look around the portal yourself and i'm sure you'll find some of your own. there's plenty of abuse out there.

.....I guess so, sorry about my pissy fit there guy's. this just frustrates me a bit.

Here's a tip if you are so eager to get whistle points.

think of an abusive phrase you think might be in some reviews on NG. Go to google.
type:

"insert abusive phrase here" site:newgrounds.com/readreview

Just clikc the links that are returned and you will find abusive reviews, then post the links in here for others to get after you have flagged them, that way you wont miss out on any points.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?id=372189
First one.

I'm surprised I have a garbage whistle.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?pagea=16&pageb=-1&sort=rating&id=284602

Some more of them there.

This and the page after that.

What the fuck?

How is this review abusive? I spent an hour composing it, and it properly critiques the flash at hand. I think there is some bias against me from one particular review mod, simply because I gave this flash a negative review, when in fact, the movie merited the score that I gave it.

Honestly, I'm pretty fucking pissed off right now.

Overall Score: 1 / 10
Summary: I honestly didn't laugh once.
Review: I'm sorry to give this flash such a negative review, but I think that it has been hihgly overrated for too long a time. Instead of giving it zeroes across the board like some faggots, I'd like to explain how all of the various elements of this flash add up to "1"

First of all, the positive aspects—

Sound: Unlike much of the material on this site, the sound was well-recored and easy to understand.

Sorry, make that positive "ASPECT". I didn't really care for any of the rest of "Metal Gear Awesome"

Graphics: Crap. Sorry, but stylized or not the graphics were not very good. Now, I understand that graphics don't necessarily make the movie. Hell, look at "forehead Shavecut". My point is, if the movie is funny enough graphics aren't necessarilly a prerequisite. I believe that this was your intent in the creation of this flash. I also believe that you failed in this point. But w/e—read on.

Style: In my view the way this movie was executed was predictable and unimaginative, thus warranting the "3". It felt like I was watching one of the 10,000 other pieces of tepid video-game-parody crap that I can get anywhere else on this site, or frankly anywhere else on the the internet. You repackaged this tired material in an even more tired flash, that has no real uniqueness to my knowledge.

Interactivity: Not a game, so it's not really an issue.

Humor: Perhaps the single most dissappointing aspect of this flash. The aspect that has been so heavily lauded by the masses of Newgrounds. Now, I don't consider myself any sort of videogame officianado, but I have played a bit of Metal Gear Solid, upon which this game is based. I know that game itself is not exactly humorous, so the injection of humor into this previously dry story was bound to be either an extreme success or a dismal failure. Decide for yourself, but I think that this has tended towards the latter. The jokes fell flat and, although I can't speak for the rest of this geeky, videogame-addicted population, I wished that this unfunny piece of crap should be excised from my mind as quickly as possible.

There, I said it. Now in about six months, this review will be deleted by faggy videogame-addicted nerds who report this review to nerdy, videogame-addicted review mods, who delete my review, and then my little friend "M-Bot" will send me a message that my "abusive" review has been deleted. All for the greater good of mankind.

</end rant>

Funny thing is, my final prediction came absolutely true! I made this review on about December 12th 2006, and now almost six months to the day later, it gets deleted.

How's that for a self-fulfilling prophesy?

At 4/10/07 09:29 AM, kidray76 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp3?user_id=1813564
The very first one.

Hey! That's my reviews god darn it!

At 5/10/07 05:30 PM, blackqat wrote: I'm surprised I have a garbage whistle.

Do something about it.

black, i got a garbage whistle from this thread and got back to the normal, its possible.

At 5/11/07 09:13 AM, JarrodK wrote:

At 5/11/07 01:14 AM, Bolo wrote: What the fuck?

....

Funny thing is, my final prediction came absolutely true! I made this review on about December 12th 2006, and now almost six months to the day later, it gets deleted.

You think thats late? I posted this two years back and only recently it has been deleted, I agree about my review being deleted (i was a smartass back then) but the timing was shithouse.

Let's get back on track guys, we don't need a competition on seeing who had the oldest review deleted. I've deleted some reviews back in 2000, so it is no uncommon. I'm pretty sure zendra can top that.

At 5/11/07 01:14 AM, Bolo wrote: What the fuck?

I think I deletedt his review and i'll tell you why now.

Overall Score: 1 / 10
Summary: I honestly didn't laugh once.
Review: I'm sorry to give this flash such a negative review, but I think that it has been hihgly overrated for too long a time. Instead of giving it zeroes across the board like some faggots, I'd like to explain how all of the various elements of this flash add up to "1"

Faggots= deragotory.

I wished that this unfunny piece of crap should be excised from my mind as quickly as possible.

Now was that really neccessary?

There, I said it. Now in about six months, this review will be deleted by faggy videogame-addicted nerds who report this review to nerdy, videogame-addicted review mods, who delete my review, and then my little friend "M-Bot" will send me a message that my "abusive" review has been deleted. All for the greater good of mankind.

Faggy, like before, = deragotory. Also, off topic talking about the m-bot. You actually took a crack at the review mods. Fyi, users report the review, then mods delete the review if abusive.

</end rant>

Again, unneccessary and admitting to ranting.

Funny thing is, my final prediction came absolutely true! I made this review on about December 12th 2006, and now almost six months to the day later, it gets deleted.

so you know this is abusive? Why are you complaining again?

How's that for a self-fulfilling prophesy?

No one cares.

Overall, to answer your question. Deragotory language, off topic, and admitted rant, and I didn't see how you offered ways to improve. Now, if you want to take this up in a pm, I'll be more than happy to discuss in a civil fashion.

im10s review.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?id=376156

thesilentsniper1's review.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.p hp?pagea=432&pageb=-1&sort=rating&id=310851

Sekhem's review.
beebop-punks review.
Naturada137's review.
Ceci's review.
eatspie's review.
darkpojo's review.
Thats all for now!

Hellian00's review, and notorious's review.
yoshiclasses review, SolidShrimp's review, teh-prezel-toast's review.

Oh yeah, sorry for the double post, but megadamasta's review too.