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Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me)

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Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:51:19


Alex is a med student, whom occupies his time writing poems and lyrics and studying for his courses. Just like me, he lives in NY.

I'm a 13 year old that spends most of his days playing chess and usually drinking coffee. Occasionally, I write.

Here are some poems by Alex:

1st Poem

Boils begin to spawn from the depths of hell.
A sure sign all is not well.
However ignorance is a talent you hold dear,
A way to silently cope with fear.

2nd Poem

Excuses seem to plague your speech
And health seems to be out of reach.
What's the point to fight for a cure,
When the symptoms will still endure.

Now, here are some of my stories.

1st Story

Sitting in a Starbucks café, you sip your cappuccino---watching all of the college students on their laptops—the sweet smell of the ground coffee makes your eyes water with nostalgia of how easy life used to be. The roasting coffee sat in the air as a vexing reminder of how pathetic you have become to appreciate something so simple. You take a sip of your cappuccino— the black liquid violently burns your throat as it flows down the tissue of your stomach. You decide to leave and are waved goodbye from an acne-faced employee.

It was late afternoon; the faint sun barely visible from the foreshadowing clouds and was now minutes from disappearing from the horizon, creating a dreary gray sky. ‘’Where the fuck is my car?’’, you growl. It is windy outside, an icy gust starts to blow your overcoat upwards, as you shudder from hail ricocheting off your eye sockets. Whilst wandering blindly through the parking lot, you bump into your 1978 Ford station wagon. The doors are unlocked, since there would be no one alive who would have attempted to steal such a wreck. The seat’s covers were ripped off and the odor of the car smelled of decaying fish and a McDonald’s restroom. Reluctantly, you climb in. You put the key into the ignition and after a series of sputters, the car finally starts up. The gear shift contained termites and a fake, rotting wood. With aggravation and disgust, you try to put your car into reverse, it shatters—your face showered with a cloud of dust and mold. You sit down dumbfounded, frantically checking your pockets for a cell phone whilst coughing and wheezing.

2nd Story

I tried to go onto my internet browser but nothing happened. I had only wanted to check my e-mail. I massaged my temples – trying to withhold my aggravation. However, this was the equivalent to taping one’s mouth shut when they were about to throw up. Manically, I began clicking my mouse, punching my keyboard. The keys, coated with semen, shattered into the air. Dissatisfied, I took my desktop and began smashing it like an ape. With a faint grin, I listened to the sharp hissing sound of my hands dismembering the screen. My knuckles were reduced to bloody stumps but I remained unfulfilled. I decided my creaking 1.0 GHz processing, 56 k modem computer had to be dealt with. ‘’But how?’’, I pondered. It wasn’t long before my disturbed mind had an idea. With unrelenting excitement, I unzipped my fly, ripped the back of my computer off, and hurled it to the ground. My blood rose down to my throbbing cock. I thrusted my member into the CPU. The metal began to scrape my scrotum. After minutes of pumping, I stood up and jerked off—blood rained off of my bleeding knuckles as I blew my load. Still barely amused, I realized I had to piss badly. With great relief, I watched my golden stream fill the Motherboard.

It was quite a sight, the mercilessly unresponsive contraption consisted of an impressive mix of sperm, blood, dust, and piss.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:52:25


So many sixes in your post count... You are obviously the sign of the devil... BACK! BACK I SAY!

Sorry... couldn't be helped...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:52:38


Dood, I was supposed to post the poems.

Ah whatever, TO MEGA THERION!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:54:06


At 5/19/07 09:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ah whatever, TO MEGA THERION!

Indeed, TO MEGA THERION!

Also, best Celtic Frost album ever.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:56:00


At 5/19/07 09:54 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 5/19/07 09:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ah whatever, TO MEGA THERION!
Indeed, TO MEGA THERION!

Also, best Celtic Frost album ever.

I hear spam.

RELEVANCY?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:57:49


At 5/19/07 09:56 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 5/19/07 09:54 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 5/19/07 09:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ah whatever, TO MEGA THERION!
Indeed, TO MEGA THERION!

Also, best Celtic Frost album ever.
I hear spam.

RELEVANCY?

ZachMale24 (9:56:12 PM): Gary didnt read
thecynicalchain (9:56:46 PM): I know
thecynicalchain (9:57:00 PM): He has the attention span of a dead moose (For Canadian reference)
ZachMale24 (9:56:44 PM): lol


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:58:16


You both write.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 21:59:36


At 5/19/07 09:56 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I hear spam.

RELEVANCY?

Little to none.

Also, 15k get.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:05:18


3rd Poem
The Carnage dripping from your coarse lips
Venom just burning your fingertips
Toxin falling down in small drips
All into the Spider's web

I managed to sneak in Spider-Man references too.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:06:27


ZachMale24 (10:02:02 PM): Im having a fruit ice pop and im dipping it into half frozen coffee
thecynicalchain (10:02:43 PM): Are. You. Insane?
ZachMale24 (10:02:31 PM): why?
thecynicalchain (10:02:59 PM): DON'T DESECRATE THE FRUIT POP
thecynicalchain (10:03:07 PM): I love Ice Pops and whatnot
thecynicalchain (10:03:10 PM): Sherbert
thecynicalchain (10:03:12 PM): Sorbet
thecynicalchain (10:03:15 PM): all that fun stuff
thecynicalchain (10:03:20 PM): Anything fruity and sweet
ZachMale24 (10:03:21 PM): So that's why we like Gary..


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:09:22


At 5/19/07 10:07 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I have read stories about fucking computers before, but never giving one a golden shower. :o I feel dirty now. Nice works.

I'm assuming my poems are included in that compliment?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:12:51


At 5/19/07 10:09 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 5/19/07 10:07 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I have read stories about fucking computers before, but never giving one a golden shower. :o I feel dirty now. Nice works.
I'm assuming my poems are included in that compliment?

Sure, they were well done for the time you spent.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:13:28


At 5/19/07 10:06 PM, 0peth wrote: thecynicalchain (10:03:20 PM): Anything fruity and sweet
ZachMale24 (10:03:21 PM): So that's why we like Gary..

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love you guys, so much.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:19:01


At 5/19/07 10:13 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 5/19/07 10:06 PM, 0peth wrote: thecynicalchain (10:03:20 PM): Anything fruity and sweet
ZachMale24 (10:03:21 PM): So that's why we like Gary..
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love you guys, so much.

You laughed.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:28:46


At 5/19/07 10:22 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 5/19/07 10:09 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I'm assuming my poems are included in that compliment?
Course sugar doll. :)

Yaaaaaaah!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 22:52:40


Yes.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 23:28:05


At 5/19/07 10:52 PM, NoahBlack wrote: Yes.

Nice bump.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-19 23:55:49


At 5/19/07 11:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 5/19/07 11:28 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 5/19/07 10:52 PM, NoahBlack wrote: Yes.
Nice bump.
I officially aware this bump the title for BUMP OF THE NANOSECOND!

Seriously?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 11:29:42


At 5/19/07 11:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 5/19/07 11:28 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 5/19/07 10:52 PM, NoahBlack wrote:
Yes.
Nice bump.
I officially aware this bump the title for BUMP OF THE NANOSECOND!
Seriously?

Of course. I officially declare myself the greatest bumper ever.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 12:29:17


Threads like this annoy me. It's just a bunch of people who are friends with each other posting stuff back and forth that all of them already know about, and acting like the general public will care. Then they bump the useless thread to laugh about what they wrote as if it's clever, when in reality they're laughing because if they don't, they realize that their friendship is joyless and recycled. FYI: Talking about inside jokes stopped making you cool after 5th grade.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 13:06:47


At 5/20/07 12:29 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: Threads like this annoy me. It's just a bunch of people who are friends with each other posting stuff back and forth that all of them already know about, and acting like the general public will care.

Actually, we thought the thread would get zero replies.

Then they bump the useless thread to laugh about what they wrote as if it's clever,

I found Alex's writing quite snappy and clever, so stop with your down-talking goloss, you nazz devotchka.

when in reality they're laughing because if they don't, they realize that their friendship is joyless and recycled. FYI:

Once again, with the whole 'I'm not involved hence I must psychoanalyze everything negatively" goloss.

Talking about inside jokes stopped making you cool after 5th grade.

....What the hell are you on about? There were barely any inside jokes. The thread displayed our writing, because we were quite bored real horrowshow.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 13:09:20


At 5/19/07 09:51 PM, 0peth wrote: Alex is a med student, whom occupies his time writing poems and lyrics and studying for his courses. Just like me, he lives in NY.

The one time somebody actually uses whom they use it incorrectly, lol irony.

Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 13:12:03


At 5/20/07 01:09 PM, KicktheCAN wrote:
At 5/19/07 09:51 PM, 0peth wrote: Alex is a med student, whom occupies his time writing poems and lyrics and studying for his courses. Just like me, he lives in NY.
The one time somebody actually uses whom they use it incorrectly, lol irony.

:O

Whom is plural.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 13:17:20


Your poems are short and seem very vague and meaningless, allow me to whore material.

The rope's by the door
he doesn't know if he'll survive the night
it's the coldest part of morning and
nothing seems to feel alive

The stomach lining stagnates
after the initial shock
the poison didn't work and
the painkillers start to stop.

His message left to those who find
details his final request
but he failed again so he watches it burn
until just the black dust is left

The sickness arrives in more ways than one
the acid tumbles forth
he thinks of his wife, daughters and son
and shame turns into remorse

The cancer of memory kills
it is always brewing inside
and the endless art of escapism means
he is only biding his time.


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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 15:56:49


At 5/20/07 01:45 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 5/20/07 01:17 PM, Jesse-Ray wrote: Your poems are short and seem very vague and meaningless
Just like life. Alex for pres!

I have no inspiration for my poems. Just fun to write.

I shall be president of the Internet.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 16:21:14


Cut the spam faggots.

Two page BUMP of CANCER

<3

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 16:52:18


At 5/20/07 04:21 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Cut the spam faggots.

Two page BUMP of CANCER

Listen stop bumping an old thread.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 17:57:13


At 5/20/07 04:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 5/20/07 04:21 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Cut the spam faggots.

Two page BUMP of CANCER
Listen stop bumping an old thread.

Shame on you, skag.

Bumping such a thread.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 18:10:53


At 5/20/07 05:57 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 5/20/07 04:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 5/20/07 04:21 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Cut the spam faggots.

Two page BUMP of CANCER
Listen stop bumping an old thread.
Shame on you, skag.

Bumping such a thread.

Fuck you guys, you are totally missing the objective of this thread.

Which is to bump itself indefinitely.


<3

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Response to Alex (Idiosyncratic) & Zach (me) 2007-05-20 20:08:15


At 5/20/07 06:10 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

Fuck you guys, you are totally missing the objective of this thread.

Which is to bump itself indefinitely.

That is a lie.

A total fucking lie.


And just like that....he was gone...

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