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Now This Is A Story All About How

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Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:05:51


My life was changed forever. It was as if my entire world had been flipped upside down! And today, I'd like to share my experience with you:

I was born and raised in West Philadelphia by my Mother. My dad had left her before I was born, so we couldn't afford much. I didn't live in the greatest neighborhood, but I strived to make the best of my situation. I normally spent the days playing basketball after school in the public court with my friends. We would also talk about our days, shared life experiences and such. I enjoyed this.

One day, this would all change drastically.

We were playing another game of basketball afterschool as usual. Our ball accidentally went out of the court, and hit one rather violent looking man in the side. Him and his group stood up, looking quite angry. I gulped and tried to explain the situation, get the ball, and return to our game, but it was too late.

They gave me the thrashing of a lifetime.

I returned home, beaten and bruised. I tried to hide my tears from my mother. But the instant I walked into the kitchen and I looked into her soft, old eyes... I just couldn't hold back.

She held me to her bosom, and sang softly. After I had calmed down and wiped the tears from my face, she asked me what happened. I explained, and she was shocked.

"I... didn't want this kind of life for you William..." she said shakingly, "If only I could have done something to change all this... you deserve better..."

She began to cry.

"It's not your fault mom, you try your best and I appreciate it, don't you dare blame yourself for this, I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time; it was just an accident." I said.

"I'm scared for you. You just, don't belong here. It's not safe" She replied tiredly, "I... think it would be best if you moved to Aunt Vivian and Uncle Phillips house in California."

I had heard of my Aunt and Uncle's place up in Bel-Air, but I still didn't quite like the idea of basically abandoning my mother like this. I love my mother with all my heart. But her decision was final, there was no arguing with it.

She called her sister, and it was arranged. Within the next few days, I was to move away.

I solemnly began packing the few clothes and items I owned. I looked at a picture of me and my mother when we lived in New York when I was about 8 years old. We were so happy back then. We didn't need my father to support us. But once he got incarcerated, and stopped paying the Child Support, and the bills began piling up... the times grew worse.

I sighed in nostalgia as I lay on my bare mattress and slowly drifted into a deep sleep. Tomorrow would be a new day, maybe moving won't be so bad.

By the next day, my mother found it to be her duty and actually finishing packing for me while I was sleeping. Once I was awake and ready at the doorway, she handed me the tickets, and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I worringly said good and I walked out the door, but I couldn't manage to shake the sinking feeling in my gut.

I put my earphones in and listened to my Walkman while heading down the street. I slowly began feeling more optimistic towards this idea of moving to a city like Bel-Air.

"Heh, they probably drink their Orange Juice in the Morning with Champagne Glasses!" I thought to myself.

I took the bus to the Airport, and before I knew it, I was on my way there. For some reason, the flight made me very tired, and when I woke up, I was in California already! I gathered my things and exited the plane, and then the airport.

I summoned a Cab to drive me to the house. The second I got into his car, a disgusting smell greeted me. The whole place reaked of alcohol, expired food and body fluids. It was and extremely unpleasant, and long ride.

We pulled up to the main entrance of the house at about 7:30 at night. I took my paid the Cabby, and took my suitcase out of the trunk. Before the cab drove away, the Cabby nodded at me and said "See you later!"

I responded "Smell you later!". It was a snide comment, I'll admit, but the smell had irritated me the whole time, so I felt such a response was justified.

I turned toward the house, and gazed at it in awe. This place was a mansion! I was there, and actually very happy to be there.

I was greeted at the door by my Aunt, and packed my things. I looked at all the expensive things they owned, they were like Kings and Queens here! I was amazed, to say the least. I met their children and I think we get along well. They also had a butler, but he was too sarcastic to me for me to truly judge how I feel about him yet.

My uncle actually didn't seem to completely approve of my moving in, but I didn't mind, I didn't have to have much interaction with him anyway. I was here to stay... to sit on my throne of sorts... as the "Prince of Bel-Air".


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:06:50


Go back to /b/ you fucking loser.

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:07:26


At 5/5/07 11:06 PM, ConvictedForRape wrote: Go back to /b/ you fucking loser.

Level 13 10,552 posts.


Too cool for a sig.

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:09:24


At 5/5/07 11:08 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: gay

ohok


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:10:31


Sorry Pal.
The Fresh-Prince-of-Belair Parodies got old a LONG while ago.

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:10:37


At 5/5/07 11:07 PM, Fluffy-The-Bunny wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:06 PM, ConvictedForRape wrote: Go back to /b/ you fucking loser.
Level 13 10,552 posts.

Level 9 953 posts.


I use smileys when im clinically depressed =3

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:11:11


Fucking awesome.


hurrrddurrrrrrrr

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:11:22


At 5/5/07 11:10 PM, Strength wrote: gay

ohok


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:17:35


Not bad. I didn't see that coming.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:21:11


I exited Compton going in a straight line, finding myself in the area of New York City knows as "The Projects" only hours later.


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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:30:11


That sounds alot like The Fresh Prnce Of Bellair.

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:37:05


At 5/5/07 11:30 PM, aliengirraffe wrote: That sounds alot like The Fresh Prnce Of Bellair.

I was actually trying to start a script for the sequal to "Freddy Vs. Jason"
But I suppose I can see the similarities to Fresh Price of Bel-Air.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:40:42


At 5/5/07 11:37 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:30 PM, aliengirraffe wrote: That sounds alot like The Fresh Prnce Of Bellair.
I was actually trying to start a script for the sequal to "Freddy Vs. Jason"
But I suppose I can see the similarities to Fresh Price of Bel-Air.

I would guess it was fake because not many females are named "William".


Sex for booze.

Sex for post count +1000.

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:49:10


At 5/5/07 11:37 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:30 PM, aliengirraffe wrote: That sounds alot like The Fresh Prnce Of Bellair.
I was actually trying to start a script for the sequal to "Freddy Vs. Jason"
But I suppose I can see the similarities to Fresh Price of Bel-Air.

So.. You're saying that all this was a lie?

How could you lie to me?

You god damn dirty rotten liar!

LIAR!


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:50:27


I would guess it was fake because not many females are named "William".

Pwned.

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:51:18


At 5/5/07 11:50 PM, TurboSean wrote:
I would guess it was fake because not many females are named "William".
Pwned.

not rly


YA'LL BEST RECOGNIZE. I'M THE SHIT, GUYS. TRIED TO COMPARTMENTALIZE, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT.

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:55:27


At 5/5/07 11:52 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Gender: Female

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Parody: Confirmed.
Funny: No.
Fail: Yes.
Win: No.

AMAZING!
The illusion is so magnificent!

It's almost as if I asked for your opinion!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:56:54


Groan

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-05 23:58:37


At 5/5/07 11:06 PM, ConvictedForRape wrote: Go back to /b/ you fucking loser.

seconded


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:01:52


Y'all better kill me then, because I actually found it good.

Not to mention that Will Smith is hot as fuck.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:07:09


Straight.

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:08:43


Bel-Air ruined it.


hi

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:09:07


I rather enjoyed that. Like a spoken word version of a rap song.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:10:35


THE PUBLIC HAS SPOKEN:

At 5/5/07 11:06 PM, ConvictedForRape wrote: Go back to /b/ you fucking loser.

Go back to The Alliance you fuckin... cunt face faggggg :/

At 5/5/07 11:10 PM, ShitOnMyShoes wrote: Le' win.

Thank you, Sir.

At 5/5/07 11:10 PM, Larzas wrote: Sorry Pal.
The Fresh-Prince-of-Belair Parodies got old a LONG while ago.

At least it wasn't a topic that started as a completely unrelated story, and then just ended with the Fresh Prince Lyrics.

I was bored and wrote this, fuckin sue me :/

At 5/5/07 11:11 PM, Demean wrote: Fucking awesome.

Thank you, Sir!

At 5/5/07 11:17 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Not bad. I didn't see that coming.

Thank you, Sir :)

At 5/5/07 11:21 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: I exited Compton going in a straight line, finding myself in the area of New York City knows as "The Projects" only hours later.

lmao

At 5/5/07 11:40 PM, hardcoreBUM wrote: I would guess it was fake because not many females are named "William".

oooooohhhhhhh!

At 5/5/07 11:49 PM, Kuro wrote: So.. You're saying that all this was a lie?

How could you lie to me?

You god damn dirty rotten liar!

LIAR!

I'm sorry, sir :[

At 5/5/07 11:56 PM, Sparkpro wrote: Groan

Moan

At 5/5/07 11:58 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:06 PM, ConvictedForRape wrote: Go back to /b/ you fucking loser.
seconded

ohok

At 5/6/07 12:01 AM, Dropkicked wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:10 PM, Larzas wrote: Sorry Pal.
The Fresh-Prince-of-Belair Parodies got old a LONG while ago.
No, no excuse me. It's pronounced "Epic Win".

Also, take BBR out of your sig. You're not cool.

Thank you sirrrrrr :}

At 5/6/07 12:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Y'all better kill me then, because I actually found it good.

Not to mention that Will Smith is hot as fuck.

Greater than Three
Colon Parentheses
eee tee see

At 5/6/07 12:07 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Straight.

...as a circle!
Colon Threeeeee

At 5/6/07 12:08 AM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: Bel-Air ruined it.

ohok

At 5/6/07 12:09 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I rather enjoyed that. Like a spoken word version of a rap song.

Indeed it was, sir.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:15:03


Now do Slim Shadey.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:32:45


way to translate that into english, i congradulate you on this feat

Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 00:53:39


Stop with the Fresh Prince Stuff


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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 01:02:58


At 5/6/07 12:53 AM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: Stop with the Fresh Prince Stuff

suck a dick
also
lick a dick?


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 01:19:00


A twist to an old joke is always fun. No sarcasm there.


Newgrounds is probably the most gayest thing I ever heard of.

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Response to Now This Is A Story All About How 2007-05-06 01:40:41


I figured it out pretty early on. Well done. I would have liked it more if you incorporated the FRESH license plate though :P

And for all you FP haters:
Try to understand. Likeing Fresh Prince wasn't a fad like Chuck Norris jokes, it just makes sense.


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