Pico day it's pico day everybody sing the pico day anthem because its my birthday and pico day! Hip hip hooray pico day!
Carol Vordeman is lined up and ready for my consonants, Des Lynam is backstage whinging, Des n'Mel is smiling like a goon, Richard Whitley floats a'high and the countdown clock is ticking penultimately. Let the game begin sunshine.