My Raw/Judgment Review
RAW_____________________________________________________________
Kane vs Chris if kane can stand up the whole time he can win but i think the reason he won the battle royale was because he was on the ground for half the match.
Kane and Lita kane probably asked lita to marry him date him or do him.
Kane is on a wining streak and it might stop and bad blood
Eugene teaming up with the rock was a good thing the rock has come back to the perminent roster
Shawn Michael will continue to interfier and might get a match against HHH at Bad Blood
JUDGEMENTDAY__________________________________________________
The Undertaker beat the crap out of Booker and now he will probably go on to face mordecai who beat scotty mordecai is the complete oposite of taker
Chavo beat jackolin and will probably lose his title again very soon
Tori beat Dawn and will probably go back into the abis and we wont see her again for a while
The Dudleys may ask for a table match
Dupree will either talk trash or disapear
Eddie lost to disqualification so he will probably ask for a rematch but get denied

Okay, here are my happy helping tips for smackdown!

1) As Redangleking said! Give Akio and Sakoda a push!!

2) Loose the whole JBL thing, it is not only pissing me off, it just would be better if the Acolytes came back... but as heels!!

3) One name, two sylibles: UNDERTAKER! He is the huge boost SD needs and with a sutied opponent, SD will be revived!

4) Going along with the last one, Mordecai! Taker and Mordecai!! What a match that would be!! Hopefully it is made!!

5) Better storylines!! No more women as champs, no more family related ones, no more odd couple teams, and no more stupid no sense rivalries!! Make one that will lead to a Hell in a Cell or Elimination Chamber match, everyone likes those! Or even a match for some cruiserweights!! Like a TLC match!

If these steps are followed they should prosper, if not they should join back with the Raw superstarsb to get even better stories going!!

My SD Review tmoro

8-10 on upn

At 5/19/04 08:46 PM, OBSIDION wrote: My SD Review tmoro

8-10 on upn

I'm the one that reviews Smackdown. Not you.

At 5/19/04 10:00 PM, LordKooler wrote:

8-10 on upn

I'm the one that reviews Smackdown. Not you.

ahh don't worry about it, we all know you have first dibs on SD.

you want to know what will really get SD back into gear? Put Paul Heyman back on the writing team! Did you notice that the moment he was demoted, SD went down the tubes?

At 5/19/04 08:27 PM, Un_Vacio_Misterioso wrote:
1) As Redangleking said! Give Akio and Sakoda a push!!

I wish that will never happen maybe kenzo will join and become the yazuka.

2) Loose the whole JBL thing, it is not only pissing me off, it just would be better if the Acolytes came back... but as heels!!

No way go jbl but have eddi in another fued.

4) Going along with the last one, Mordecai! Taker and Mordecai!! What a match that would be!! Hopefully it is made!!

It has to be done mordecai better get a push. but have the match at summerslam.

Hell in a Cell or Elimination Chamber match, everyone likes those! Or even a match for some cruiserweights!! Like a TLC match!

I would like to see a video game stlye match like slobber knocker either HHH or undertaker. have them fight no name jobbers.

So is the y2j and clb fued over I hope it doesnt continue to jerichio sayin I have some bad blood over clb/trish/the guy with goatee. and speaking of problem solver what should the clb team have a problem with?
Shelton Benajim new IC champ on 6/13/04.

If JBL is pissing you off he is doing his job well.

alright i feel like saying who should be champions by the end of summerslam. again.

RAW

World Heavyweight: Kane

Tag Team: Randy And Batista

Intercontinental: Christain or RVD

Women: NONE GET RID OF THE DAMN TITLE

SMACKDOWN

WWE Title: Eddie (just no more family crap)

US: Rene Dupree

Cruiserweight: SPIKE DUDLEY

Tag: Odd Couple is alright for now

when i said Nash and HHHs HIAC was a dud i could not remember it much because i had not seen it so now i watched it again and i have now seen 5 HIACs and here is my order of worst to best (5 is worst)

5: Triple H vs Chris Jericho Judgment Day 2002
4: Triple H vs Kevin Nash Badd Blood 2003
3: Armaggedon HIAC Armaggedon 2001
2: Mankind vs Undertaker KOTR? 1997
1: Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels Badd Blood 1997?
HOLY SHIT was that blood real at Judgment Day? did he really go to hospital?
i really want that Eugene CAW

Hey outlaw88, why are you NG's worst reviewer?

At 5/20/04 09:09 AM, Mysterio-619 wrote: Hey outlaw88, why are you NG's worst reviewer?

because most people click the "no" button where it says "Did you find this review helpful." I don't really care, it's just something I can put in my signiture. I find it strang though..i'm a pretty good poster and writer otherwise, but my reviews are bad..all well..

some news: and yes that blood was real---Eddie Guerrero was given a very limited in-ring role on this week’s edition of SmackDown. The reason of course being that he is still not 100% after all of the blood that he lost during his main event match with John Bradshaw Layfield at Judgment Day. However, Guerrero is expected to be able to wrestle all of this weekend’s house shows.

At 5/20/04 10:48 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: because most people click the "no" button where it says "Did you find this review helpful." I don't really care, it's just something I can put in my signiture. I find it strang though..i'm a pretty good poster and writer otherwise, but my reviews are bad..all well..

Alot of ppl do that to me too. I hate it >:(

heh yeah it did bothert me for a while, but i keep on reviewing anyway.

At 5/20/04 10:53 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: heh yeah it did bothert me for a while, but i keep on reviewing anyway.

Yeah I know check this out.

Nice. May 16, 2004
Entry: NGBG: Grime vs Sqeezy

Overall Score: 10
Nice work by the both of you dudes. I dont know who I liked better though. They were both great. Keep up the good work guys!

Graphics: 10 Sound: 10 Interactivity: 10 Style: 10 Violence: 10 Humor: 10

0/1 people found this review helpful. Did you?

Why 0/1 though? Weird...

if you think thats bad, you should see some of my old reviews...

At 5/20/04 10:57 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: if you think thats bad, you should see some of my old reviews...

Woah wtf?! lol

I thought tails was a guy June 12, 2003
Entry: Sonic the Pervert

Overall Score: 9
weird, but fun. Hurry up with the next game.

Graphics: 9 Sound: 9 Interactivity: 9 Style: 9 Violence: 4 Humor: 5

Author's response:
Yeah, Tails is a guy. But then again, he's got so much fur, it is easy to wonder.
-Steve Farfan
0/2 people found this review helpful. Did you?
WTF?! LOL June 11, 2003
Entry: Ham Hams Final Hour

Overall Score: 9
Dude you have some serious problems, damn, that was funny as hell! The crazy yet messed up hampster noises kept me laughing while they were getting killed. Great job!

Graphics: 8 Sound: 4 Interactivity: 0 Style: 8 Violence: 9 Humor: 10

0/2 people found this review helpful. Did you?

Do you have a hate group or something? hehe

I really don't know, for some reason my reviews get picked on..even the ones where teh author replys.

I really want to get that ric flair dvd..it looks damn good from what I've seen.

Hey, ya tink that Mordecai/Taker thing will start up today?? I hope so!! We need more talent!! Plus, I forget who said it but they have a point, we need one of those matches in video games!! Like an odd Captin elimination match, or a slobber knocker or a--wait!! We need a first blood match!! Or a fire match, like taker and kane had about 10 years or so ago where the ring apron is covered in flames! Actually, we need a good old brawl! Like a time limit Hardcore match! For a title!! U.S. title with 10 or so compettitors!!

Basically: We need more talent, stories, and matches!! *cough*braandpanties*cough*

At 5/19/04 10:00 PM, LordKooler wrote:

At 5/19/04 08:46 PM, OBSIDION wrote: My SD Review tmoro

8-10 on upn

I'm the one that reviews Smackdown. Not you.

All right ill do ppv match premenitions

ok this whole Undertaker thing is beginig to annoy me....and heres why.....all he does is disapear for a week or so come back and beat the holy hell out of his opponent at a ppv....it happend to Kane and Booker T.....i would like him much more if all his matches werent squashes....

you want to talk about how to cure SD?.....first of all let Pauly Heyman back on the writing staff.....secondly use existing talents better.....i mean come on SD has booker Taker and RVD not to mention Cena and Both guerreros.....if used correctly they could boost SD leagues beyond RAW....

also utilize the cruiserweight division more it's SD's biggest asset....

as far as i'm concerned the tag division on both shows is pretty bad right now...

At 5/20/04 07:02 PM, -78- wrote: ok this whole Undertaker thing is beginig to annoy me....and heres why.....all he does is disapear for a week or so come back and beat the holy hell out of his opponent at a ppv

LMAO. Thats true.

as far as i'm concerned the tag division on both shows is pretty bad right now...

Yep. I wish Hardy boyz and Edge and christian were back right now :-\

I'd like to see an E&C reunion..one of the best teams at the time, along with the Hardys they did some of my favorite matches. TLC 1 and 2 are some of my favorites.

At 5/20/04 07:26 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: I'd like to see an E&C reunion..one of the best teams at the time, along with the Hardys they did some of my favorite matches. TLC 1 and 2 are some of my favorites.

They had a 4 way tag team TLC match be4 on RAW didnt they? I think it was

Benoit and jericho
Edge and christian
hardy boyz
dudley boyz

Man, would I like to see another one of those...

At 5/20/04 07:02 PM, -78- wrote: ok this whole Undertaker thing is beginig to annoy me....and heres why.....all he does is disapear for a week or so come back and beat the holy hell out of his opponent at a ppv....it happend to Kane and Booker T.....i would like him much more if all his matches werent squashes....

The reason takers matches are squash matched are because there are 2 kinds of matches set and random set have set winners that go alone with the storyline random end the storyline and they dont care who wins taker has random matches and is much stronger than booker

i used to annoy people with my reviews but nowadays i do good reviews.....i think

heres a question. Who is worthy of the world title and will put on a good match with RVD?

LMAO!! Did you guys see Funaki just now? "Tell me you did not just say that" and then he hit him with the mic. HAHA pretty funny stuff.

Finally.... RED VIOLATOR HAS COME BACK TO THE NG BBS.

sorry guys... and girl(s) that i havent been around for awhiule, i mean like i have a life outside the computer and wrestling well anyway, i saw SD.. HOLY SHIT MORDICHI IS HUGE!!!!!!!!! he kiked billy kidmans and akios ass.... i thought that the question was her to marry kane too mysterio :), oh and i think and hoping its gonna be kane vs benoit in a hell in a cell, and hopefully kane will win.

LordKooler's Smackdown review
1.Eddie Guerrero segment rating:***1/2
A decent segment. Eddie talks about his match against JBL at Judgement Day until Kurt angle comes out. Angle says that Eddie won't be facing JBL tonight. So instead, Angle announces that there will be a Six Man tag team match with Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, and RVD, vs JBL, and the Duley Boys.
2.Rico & Charlie Haas vs F.B.I rating:**
I didn't really like this match. But I like the funny things Rico does.
That was the only good thing about this match.
3.Billy Kidman vs Akio rating:**
This match didn't last long because Mordecai came out and attacked both Kidman and Akio. Nothing much to say about it. But it was pretty boring.
4.John Cena vs Rene Dupree rating:***1/2
A decent Judgement Day rematch. But John Cena didn't win this time, Rene Dupree won via Countout.
5.Chavo Guerrero & Chavo Classic vs Spike Dudley rating:**
This was a Triple threat match for the Cruiserweight title. But it looked more like a handicap match. Chavo Classic won after he pinned his son.
6.Booker T vs Funaki rating:*
A very boring match. This looks like it was made for Velocity.
7.RVD, Rey Mysterio, and Eddie Guerrero vs JBL and the Dudley Boys rating:***
A good match to end Smackdown. It was originally a 2 on 3 match, but Eddie Guerrero comes out all fired up and attacks JBL
and the Dudleys. But then eddie passes out. JBL pins eddie to win the match.

At 5/20/04 10:57 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: if you think thats bad, you should see some of my old reviews...

I purposely click no on a bunch of them. I get no's when I dis the clocks.

I think after summerslam
world title-Kane
wwe title-John Cena
IC-Shelton
US-Rvd
world Tag- evolution members
wwe tag- Akio and sakoda
womens- Gail Kim.

Funaki is a funny guy.. INDEED!

did you see his nose get busted? I wonder if it was a break or not..I've broken my nose before (actually someone else broke it but thast another story) and it just plain sucks.

Damn that Mordicia guy is big...and some sort of holy man....at least he isn't doing what d-von was...OH TESTIFY!!!

little bit of news: Booker T has been asked to stop doing the Spinaroonie at house shows because it leads to the fans cheering him. Agent Jack Lanza told him that he could continue to tease the Spinaroonie but to hold off so people would instead boo him.