At 3/31/11 07:10 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:
Fuck you all to hell
Only if we can fuck you back :)
WWE Champion The Miz vs. John Cena (WWE Championship)
I've heard conflicting things on whether this closes or not. Up until Monday I would have said "if this closes, Cena goes over, no doubt". After Monday, even Ray Charles can see Rock will wrestle Cena (I'm thinking SummerSlam). Monday they set up a situation where Rock can cost Cena the match. Either by screwing Cena directly and allowing Miz to retain, or, and this would be better, Cena does something not kosher to get the victory and Rock restarts the match and Miz comes out on top. They can easily end the show with some kind of Cena/Rock confrontation to send the crowd home happy. We don't need a John Cena title win to do it. Plus they've really been behind Miz as champion of late. I'm going to go the less popular route and either look like a genius or a fool and say Miz will retain.
World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs. Alberto Del Rio (World Heavyweight Championship)
I cannot see Edge retaining here. So much effort has gone into Del Rio and the smartest thing to do is put the belt on him (maybe with some kind of Christian interference going awry) and we can transition this to an Edge and Christian feud while Del Rio works a program with someone he can beat and make his reign look convincing against (Hi Big Show!). I see Del Rio walking out with his hand raised here as Edge is in what's becoming a traditional position for him of being the guy passing off the belt at the big one. I also expect this to be a very good match and I'm looking forward to it a lot.
The Undertaker vs. Triple H: No Hold's Barred (You know Shawn Michaels is going to have a fucking lot to do with this match, he may even fucking backstab Triple H)
There's a lot of question marks here in terms of the performance aspect. Taker is wounded as hell, I'm honestly going to probably be saying a prayer before this one goes on that his body doesn't finally just give out and this becomes the last Undertaker match we ever get (I'm hearing it's potentially that serious). H is a question mark here too, we know he hasn't really taken bumps in a year, and I haven't really heard of him working house shows...so basically you have the wounded Taker, and the potentially rusty H. Still, they have the no holds barred gimmick and these guys know psychology. I think you're going to get something really good, but it won't be Taker/Michaels, and it probably won't even equal their first Mania encounter (which was easily the best ever Taker Mania match until the last two with Michaels). I do think Michaels winds up out at some point and probably winds up involved in the finish with a super kick gone awry or something. I hope I'm wrong though, because again, I think H and Taker can pull this off and have something worthy of them (if not perfect) without that added in. I'd personally like to see Michaels get nowhere near the ring until after the result and we have the "what is he gonna do?" moment, and he raises both men's hands. Taker goes over here, the streak isn't ending this year, but once again they've done a good job of creating that doubt.
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk
I WANT Punk to go over. This feud has been so so good, and this is the sort of thing that they could naturally send into one of the gimmick PPV's and use the gimmick of the month as a blow off to it. But it's hard for me to see Orton not going over at Mania (especially if Cena doesn't go over). I think they've built this so so beautifully and Punk has been fantastic of late (a shame Nexus wasn't able to get some of that residual heat). I'd like to be wrong, but I think they'll put Orton over and then the next night Punk can beat him down to push the idea that it's not settled yet.
Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
If Lawler doesn't win they are insane. They are absolutely, utterly insane. They have set this up so everyone wants Cole to be destroyed, even the smart fans are begging for Cole to be beaten down. I expect a lot of shenanigans here. Cole to try and hide behind Swagger, Austin to deliver some stunners, maybe the divas get involved. But in the end, Michael Cole takes that fabled piledriver and Jerry Lawler comes out of his first Wrestlemania a winner.
Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes
I think they will be criminally shorted of time. I also see this as another one where the heel needs the win more then the face does. But WWE has two things that seem to hold true with Rey matches: They like 'em short (seriously, go back and look at the match times on his Mania bouts, even his title win), and they like Rey to go over. This is another one where the heel could keep the feud hot by a post-match beatdown (and I think it would work easier with Cody then it would with Punk, considering he's booked as much more vicious and unstable). I see Rey getting the win, but I think it should be Cody.
Dolph Ziggler & Laycool vs. John Morrison, Snooki & Trish Stratus (Please fucking shoot me in the head)
This is all about how it's booked. Properly booked, it should be a showcase of Morrison and Ziggler, with a dash of McCool and Trish, and Snooki just doing the two or three spots she knows, and Morrison getting the pin to end it. The Snooki thing has gotten them a lot of good pub and attention, they NEED that at this show because this is the show that MUST succeed, this is the super bowl of wrestling and it cannot be allowed to fail. So as much as smart marks might get pissed at something Snooki's involvement (or hell, just snooki in general offends me) she has value.
United States Champion Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan (United States Championship)
Again, think it will be criminally short, Sheamus will retain.
Kane, Big Show, Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov vs. The Corre
I think the Corre should get the win here as they really need it. If I'm booking, Corre wins, but I see this as shenanigans and comedy and the babyfaces walk away with the win.
fuck you