I just assumed you were skinny. And white. And had brown hair.

A lot of these girls break shit working each other. They are NOT there to wrestle unless you're name is Beth, Michelle, Layla, or Natalya. Otherwise, you are there to look pretty and only take occasional bumps. Put them in there with the boys and it'll look horrible because they'll have to be so ginger, and even at that they'll probably still be injured.

Also, still not entirely convinced Chyna wasn't once a man.

But in the end, I agree with you I'd like to see a stronger women's division Maraquan, and credible women wrestlers in it. Sadly, it's not going to happen because WWE wants models who can bump, not workers who could also model.

At 10/9/10 04:46 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: I just assumed you were skinny. And white. And had brown hair.

I fit that description.. so it goes a little something like this.

*spends a good 5 minutes loling at Maraquan's pic*

Well, ya got the last 2 right; I used to be skinny, but that was quite a long time ago.....

Oh, right, the petition. I agree - the hotness factor should come second..........but it never will be like that while Vince is still around.

Green Day does not suck, and I am glad you enjoyed my MS Paint masterpiece.

At 10/10/10 09:45 AM, MaraquanWocky wrote: Green Day does not suck, and I am glad you enjoyed my MS Paint masterpiece.

*Checks your profile, Age 13*

Awwwww, how cute, shouldn't you be watching a Cena match?

Green Day has sucked since formation and sucked harder with American Idiot.

By the way guys, I turned Heel!

At 10/10/10 10:54 AM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: By the way guys, I turned Heel!

Plot twist.

Also I like Green Day...which I guess means we have to feud...considering the calendar year we can either have a singles, or be part of the brand supremacy multi-man match. Then we can captain teams at the Survivor Series...then have some sort of match involving tables, ladders, and/or chairs. Actually, if WWE could book a little smarter they could have some nice "3 month" feuds they could be building to at this point in time...but I still think the gimmick of the month crap has to go since it hasn't drawn money.

Also curious to see how TNA's seeming nWo rehash is going to wind up working out. Might get Wocky to watch it...Jeff won the belt. That's the good news. But he also turned heel and joined Hogan, Bichoff, Abyss, and Jarrett. That'd be the potential bad news.

At 10/11/10 02:52 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Also I like Green Day...

YAYZORZ

Also curious to see how TNA's seeming nWo rehash is going to wind up working out. Might get Wocky to watch it...

Do I get something in return?

Jeff won the belt. That's the good news.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
...
Did he lose weight while doing it?

But he also turned heel

YES! I knew you could do it, Jeff!

and joined Hogan, Bichoff, Abyss, and Jarrett. That'd be the potential bad news.

Fuck. There goes his career.

I'M GOING TO MY FIRST RAW EVAR! YES! No Edge, but who cares?! It's all about CM Punk now!
Speaking of Punk, I'm still taking questions.

Just finished Bound for Glory, and there's mixed feelings. A caught a few botches, mostly in the women's match.

Motor City Machine Guns vs Generation Me: This was a great match. Shelley and Sabin are fantastic wrestlers as are the Bucks. I picked MCMG to win because they are a more entertaining duo and Generation Me haven't established themselves (In TNA atleast) than being the other heel tag team that tries to break necks and make people humble. But, really good match, however, it just goes downhill from there.

Angelina Love vs Velvet Sky vs Tara vs Madison Rayne with special guest referee Mickie James: Firstly, who the fuck is the face? secondly why isn't this a straight 4 on 4 match and why the fuck do they tag in and out. Take a shot at every botch you see in this match, especially at the awkward as fuck pin that made Tara the champion.. though, I guess my question is answered, Tara is the face. Rayne actually cut a nice promo and the body language on Tara gave me a chuckle. Also, called it! I was seriously sick of this whole Beautiful People vs Madison Rayne thing, called each other skanks, sluts and all that in teenage girl fashion, and called Tara a "dyke on bike" was stupid and juvenile. But, then again, it's TNA, it breeds stupid and this was actually not the dumbest match, nooo.

Orlando Jordan & Eric Young vs Ink Inc: All I can say is.... what the fuck? I don't tget this match, I don't see the purpose other than Eric Young being a really entertaining guy, but what the fuck? It's just too criminally inept for my tastes. Entertaining, but only for Eric Young. Ink Inc's Wrestling Abilities are just a bonus here. Also, I really hope some Gay Rights Activists sue TNA, because Orlando Jordan needs to stop raping people. Just. Stop. Bi people don't do this. Just stop.

Jeff Jarrett & Samoa Joe vs The Pope, Sting and Nash: Hey guys, in case you were wondering Jeff Jarrett has always, and will forever be a HEEL! Also, effectively turning Wolfpack 2.0 face. This was a stupid match, Joe shows his skills as doe Pope, Sting can still kind of go and Nash needs to stay out of the Ring, he's pushing it. This match sucked, you saw the outcome. Enough WCW Politics, no one under the age of 25 understands it.

After this, a promo from the Dudley Boys... yeah I know they call themselves team 3D, basically they annouce they're going to retire, but want to get their 24th tiitle from the Motorcity Machine Guns and I laugh because Team 3D sucks... they always sucke in my opinion all the way back to when I started watching Wrestling 10 years ago. I never gave a shit and preferred any one else to get the tag titles from them. Also, I know they're 23 time tag champs... bu that means they LOST 23 times aswell. Yeah, if TNA has a brain (They don't) once this match comes, let the Machineguns Destroy The Dudley Boys.

Abyss vs RVD: Abyss was going to reveal who they are and then RVD completely butt fucks Abyss. it was a decent match, just i's been done,only Abyss eats Janice this time. RVD takes Janice, says fuck it, hits Abyss with it, goes for a Five Star Frog Splash and RVD wins.

FOURTUNE (with 5 guys) vs EV2.0 (ECW): Old farts vs young guys and the oly way the old farts with is from the help of a guy not associated with ECw in any way who is also a younger guy. This was a gong show, and honestly how the fuck can Raven, Dreamer and Richards still go? Rhino's pushing it and only Sabu is stable enough to wrestle consistently. Whatever, pointless Group vs Group match, can we stop this please?

Main Event: Mr. Anderspn vs Hardy vs Angle: I saw Hardy winning, admittedly not the fucking nWo way but everything up to that point the match was damn good, Finishers being kicked out of, great moves and wrestling! We like that. Now, there is a problem because Abyss "Injured" RVD for a month and had to vacate the title... however, he came back... so shouldn't he get his title back? Lots of people had this problem, but since Vince Russo is the worst human being on the planet, no surprises about the stupid there. Anyway, Bischoff comes out holding a chair goes to hit Angle but then Hogan comes out... in all black (HEY GUYS GUESS WHOSE GOING TO TURN HEEL!), anyway, Jeff hits anderson and Angle with crutches and he wins. RVD comes out asks "WHAT ARE YOU DOING JEFF" and RVD eats title belt. By the way, who the fuck are They? oh right NwO 2.0.

Fuck this company, really.

Also, loved the Nexus signs in the crowd.

From what I can gather it's about plugging Foley and his work because of how much Vince likes Foley personally. The TNA thing is incidental to them and honestly? TNA isn't really and truly competition for them at this point since they STILL haven't quite found an identity for the company and I imagine "They" are not going to help them do that any more so.

Oh, and I forgot about the X-Division Title Match... mostly because I blocked it from my memory. You know, it's not so much the match which which annoyed me, I mean it could be better but it was wrestling, I'm happy to see it.... it's what happens after the match. Jay Lethal and Douglas Williams and Tazz and Tenay comment on Douglas Williams utilising a "don't go on the top ropes to try to win" and funnily enough, when Douglas breaks his routine to go up on the ropes, Lethal pins him clean. Then he goes into the crowd to celebrate and he's attacked by the god damn Shore. My inner Jericho makes me want to yell "YOU LOWLY PARASITES! THESE ANTICS ARE HORRIBLE, STUPID AND UNFUNNY! THE JERSEY SHORE BLOWS AND IS FULL OF HYPOCRITICAL WORMS EVEN MORE INEPT THAN THE ROSTER FOR TNA!" Or as Heel Cole would go "STUPID! DUMB! STUPID! STUPID! DUMB!!!!!"

What is the god damn point of the Shore and I hate their trance music bullshit and the fist pounding and EVERYTHING ASSOCIATE WITH THE GUIDO LIFESTYLE! Fuck this company.

At 10/11/10 10:41 AM, Tetros wrote: Also, I only like Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams. All else is SHIT!

WHAT ABOUT HOLIDAY?!

Aw snap, I turned heel too!

I miss BabyFace Tetros...

And, this had probably been said a million times before, but if you were a wrestler, what would you want your theme to be? I'd have to say either Coming Home by Alter Bridge(EDGE NEVER USED IT IT'S STILL UP FOR GRABS) or Mother Russia by Iron Maiden.

Enemy by Fozzy. No, no...Indestructable by Disturbed!

I'm indestructable, determination that is incorruptable, from the other side a terror to behold, annihilation will be unavoidable...

...
Wow. I'd better be a fucking hardcore version of Chyna, haha.

At 10/11/10 10:41 AM, Tetros wrote: And, this had probably been said a million times before, but if you were a wrestler, what would you want your theme to be? I'd have to say either Coming Home by Alter Bridge(EDGE NEVER USED IT IT'S STILL UP FOR GRABS) or Mother Russia by Iron Maiden.

right here
lol nah.. maybe this.. but my choices on this always change

At 10/11/10 10:41 AM, Tetros wrote:
And, this had probably been said a million times before, but if you were a wrestler, what would you want your theme to be? I'd have to say either Coming Home by Alter Bridge(EDGE NEVER USED IT IT'S STILL UP FOR GRABS) or Mother Russia by Iron Maiden.

Either
Princes of the Universe by Queen or Wonderlust King by Gogol Bordello. I would want to have a gypsy gimmick based off of the lead singer of Gogol, but I'd want to be a heel so I don't know if it is possible to make him evil.

Hmm, I'm hoping Santino doesn't stay on Team Raw. That was a pretty sloppy ending to Orton vs Gabriel, I hope neither of them were seriously hurt from it. Also I wouldn't mind seeing a Bourne/Punk feud. I'd prefer to have Punk in the main event picture though.

Ironically, I'd imagined myself walking out to SD's new theme many times. THEY BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!!

No, I'm not kidding.

Punk, as he Anaconda Vices the life out of Bourne: "IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL!"

What a thing to be saying in the middle of that........which is why Punk is better than us. :P

Why the fuck is Bryan being booked this shitty!? WHY!?

I know the Cenexus angle is very similar to the JBL Owns Shawn angle, but it's shaping up to be better than it. I can see Otunga & Barrett fighting over leadership down the road, which could tie in with Cena's eventual escape.

Would now be a bad time to mention JWOW is going to be on Impact?

I hate the Jersey Shore myself...the amount of money and attention these people get for just acting like complete wastes of life is staggeringly stupid and why MTV should just be fired into a black hole and shat on by rabid howler monkeys. I actually caught a clip of The State on Youtube yesterday and it just served to remind me how far down the bowl that whole network has gone.

If you don't know what The State is...it's not because I'm old...it's because you are not cool. GO EDUCATE YOURSELF AND BE COOL!!!!

Aw, he missed.

I'm sorry for the double post, but...
Woah woah woah woah WOAH!
Punk shaved off the not retarded part of the beard!
...
He looks even more badass.
IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE!

Because...he, he has a tattoo of a skull...puking out a dragon...aw, fuck it.

At 10/12/10 06:55 AM, MaraquanWocky wrote: Punk shaved off the not retarded part of the beard!
...
He looks even more badass.
IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE!

I don't like it.. he kinda looks white trash now with the whole mutton chops/goatee combo he's got going there
grow it back Punk, you know you wanna...

also while where on appearances..
why were Riley, Husky & McGullicutty all wearing the same clothes?

is there some sorta secret stable growing here, where all members must wear black dress shirts (with the sleeves rolled up) and blue jeans?... i dunno, but if it happens, you'll all be less shocked about it.. thanks to me :P

At 10/12/10 09:58 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: also while where on appearances..
why were Riley, Husky & McGullicutty all wearing the same clothes?

I guess to let us know they are together... Which makes it seem like the WWE doesn't think we're smart enough to figure it out on our own.

is there some sorta secret stable growing here, where all members must wear black dress shirts (with the sleeves rolled up) and blue jeans?... i dunno, but if it happens, you'll all be less shocked about it.. thanks to me :P

Indeed.

Raw was decent. I'm suprised they put Santino on team Raw. It makes me think he'll be the first to go when they get to the PPV. Either that or they will replace him somehow. I'm eager to see who will be on team SD.

The Cena situation seems to be going well storyline wise. My guess as to why Cena keeps getting jumped by those guys is that Wade wants Cena to flip out and get fired. You just know that when Cena gets the chance he's going to beat the crap out of Wade.

Man, I hope they don't mess up Punk on Raw....

At 10/12/10 12:23 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: I guess to let us know they are together... Which makes it seem like the WWE doesn't think we're smart enough to figure it out on our own.

I think it's obvious they'll be in Nexus, but I think it's more because of the idea of "they don't work here" and honestly? That IS probably their street clothes due to the WWE dress code and they wouldn't be allowed to wear ring gear or anything because, again "they don't work here"

Raw was decent. I'm suprised they put Santino on team Raw. It makes me think he'll be the first to go when they get to the PPV. Either that or they will replace him somehow. I'm eager to see who will be on team SD.

I was too, because my thought was that this was supposed to be a serious match, but maybe the point is to put a guy or two on both sides so that they're the one's going to take the pinfall or whatever and lose it for their show.

The Cena situation seems to be going well storyline wise. My guess as to why Cena keeps getting jumped by those guys is that Wade wants Cena to flip out and get fired. You just know that when Cena gets the chance he's going to beat the crap out of Wade.

That's my thought too. Because Wade is not an idiot, he pretty much has to figure Superman will never join Lexcorp, it's just not going to happen (unless WWE is willing to give up those merch sales and I don't think they will). So the only option for Lex...er Wade...here is to try and make Cena get himself fired by pushing his buttons and punishing him for ever defying the Legion of Doom...er, The Nexus.

Man, I hope they don't mess up Punk on Raw....

At 10/12/10 09:49 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: I don't like it.. he kinda looks white trash now with the whole mutton chops/goatee combo he's got going there
grow it back Punk, you know you wanna...

White trash? What? I didn't know he was from the south.
Go to Urban Dictionary if you're gonna use slang, man.

So. Goin' to my first ever RAW soon. WISH ME LUCK.
AND JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST, I'M GONNA MEET CM PUNK. GIVE ME SOME QUESTIONS TO ASK HIM. I AM VERY UN-CREATIVE!

At 10/12/10 04:55 PM, Tetros wrote: I just noticed this.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG, Edge's face is fucking priceless! Hahaha! It's like he saw the sign!

At 10/12/10 04:24 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: White trash? What? I didn't know he was from the south.
Go to Urban Dictionary if you're gonna use slang, man.

i said looks like... not that he is
go to an actual dictionary

there's one spot left for team raw, i'm guessing if there isn't a US title vs IC title match at Bragging Rights like last year, then the spot will go to Daniel Bryan..

As for team smackdown.. here's my guesses on who'll be representing

Big Show
Edge
Cody Rhodes
Drew McIntyre
Dolph Ziggler
Jack Swagger
MVP or Kaval.. couldn't decide between the 2

if Kaval and Bryan made it in their teams, they definately need to square off against eachother!

I live and work in Northern NJ...we have white trash here...textbook white trash. It is not a geographic thing.

Today is my birthday...just thought you'd like to know...
Have fun in Edinburgh, UK, Jericho.
>:(

well team smackdown has been made
some of my predictions were correct (but not many).. there's a real WTF pick that pissed me off... specially how he got into the team..

As long as Edge is on Team SD, I could give two shits less about anyone else. Oh, and Kaval; they'd BETTER get him in there.

ATTENTION, I HAVE RECEIVED A TWEET FROM BILL GOLDBERG!!

And I quote:

http://twitter.com/#!/therealgoldberg/st atus/27303957700

That. Made. My. Day!