Sorry for double post, but I had to do this.
At 10/3/10, Ryan Murphy wrote:
John Cena failed.
Pffhahaha.
With the fate of all of WWE resting on his shoulders
lol wut
the Legendary star fell to Barrett
Legendary sucks.
in a controversial bout and is now a member of the Nexus.
Everything is controversial, isn't it, Ryan? IF that's your real name...
John Cena as a member of The Nexus? It was an unthinkable nightmare that couldn't possibly come true
*watches as children suicide rates skyrocket*
Focused and intense, the multiple-time World Champion controlled his young opponent and looked to be on his way to victory.
He's only 3 years older, stupidface.
After The Nexus celebrated their huge victory, a broken and bruised Cena staggered away from the ring while thousands of saddened WWE fans looked on in shock and disappointment. Their chants of "Cena! Cena!" were now replaced by a silence that was almost eerie.
QUICK! SOMEBODY MAKE A HORROR NOVEL OUT OF THIS! GO GO GO GO GOOO!!
How will the WWE Universe react when Cena arrives at Raw on Monday night draped in the trademark black and gold of The Nexus? WWE may never be the same again.
I don't have anything to say to that but, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RETARD EVERYONE WILL FORGET HIM LOLOLOLOLOL"
Link to the article.