Did I forget to mention that I was watching a movie with a friend over the weekend, and when a character got a text, the phone would make the same noise as the labtop receiving an email and I had to explain to her why I would tense up every time. Thank you Edge, thank you so much.

Not too bad of a show. I am curious to why they added Morrison to the US title match, it was kind of a cluster fuck. Also, the ending to the match with the Nexus was just stupid. Gabriel gets hit with air bourne, but with a good push he still has the where with all to hook the leg and pin Evan. The point of a finisher is that it is meant to keep the guy stunned for at least thee seconds, or it is in my book. It doesn't make sense for someone to snap out of it just because they have flipped positions.

Love watching Khali get destroyed. That hand mark on Sheamus chest was crazy. Jericho's last match was a good one to leave with. I will still miss hm though.

At 9/28/10 12:22 AM, boloneyman wrote: Did I forget to mention that I was watching a movie with a friend over the weekend, and when a character got a text, the phone would make the same noise as the labtop receiving an email and I had to explain to her why I would tense up every time. Thank you Edge, thank you so much.

yeah my iTunes makes the same noise when i finish importing songs from an album... I hate the noise so much now..

I have to admit that I laughed when the computer responded to "why are you such a coward?" with "why are you such a moron?", but that was just because I was expecting a Speakonia voice, not the sound of someone huffing helium.

Seriously, this stupid angle has gone on way, way too long. Like I said, if the GM is someone awesome, then they should have revealed them a long time ago...and if it's someone lame, like Vince or Cole secretly being a ventriloquist mastermind or some shit, then there was no excuse for this "plot" whatsoever.

Knowing WWE, it'll either be something bland and boring or something so shockingly horrible that will remind us that not every surprise is a good surprise.

if it turns out that the mystery GM is Eddie's ghost communicating with the world via internet to roughly test Edge's limits to see if he's capable of facing a new threat---the resurrected demon-corpse of Katie Vick, who desires to overthrow the Abrahamic God in a steel cage match---remember that I CALLED IT.

At 9/28/10 04:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

if it turns out that the mystery GM is Eddie's ghost communicating with the world via internet to roughly test Edge's limits to see if he's capable of facing a new threat---the resurrected demon-corpse of Katie Vick, who desires to overthrow the Abrahamic God in a steel cage match---remember that I CALLED IT.

That would be fucking AWESOME.

At 9/28/10 04:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

if it turns out that the mystery GM is Eddie's ghost communicating with the world via internet to roughly test Edge's limits to see if he's capable of facing a new threat---the resurrected demon-corpse of Katie Vick, who desires to overthrow the Abrahamic God in a steel cage match---remember that I CALLED IT.

that's absurd..
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it'll be a hell in the cell match... the ppv is coming soon duuuuh!..

At 9/28/10 04:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I have to admit that I laughed when the computer responded to "why are you such a coward?" with "why are you such a moron?", but that was just because I was expecting a Speakonia voice, not the sound of someone huffing helium.

I actually preferred Cole doing the GM announcements to that horrible voice. AND I didn't actually despise Cole the usual amount tonight. Apart from the Miz match, he was back to his usual below average self, rather than his detestably awful heel persona.

if it turns out that the mystery GM is Eddie's ghost communicating with the world via internet to roughly test Edge's limits to see if he's capable of facing a new threat---the resurrected demon-corpse of Katie Vick, who desires to overthrow the Abrahamic God in a steel cage match---remember that I CALLED IT.

Oh my God, I feel honoured to have you in this club, Mr. Russo!

At 9/28/10 08:47 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Oh my God, I feel honoured to have you in this club, Mr. Russo!

lol. It's funny because its true.

Edge is the man. I thought it was funny when that terrible voice said "What are you doing Edge? You've got the crazy eyes..." Then.. BAM! Edge snaps and destroys the computer. Edge being pissed that he was talking to a computer was damn funny as well.

It was a bit odd to hear them plug Mick Foley's new book, considering he isn't with them anymore. Speaking of Mick, apparently there is going to be a movie made based on his life. I found the article for it here.

I hope Jericho doesn't stay away for as long as he did last time. WWE is losing one of the best they have.

A triple threat submissions count anywhere match huh? Should be interesting. I wonder if that means Miz and Morrison will be adding some submissions to their repertoire?

So...limited watching of RAW for me this week. Missed the computer smash, saw up to the tag match. Like the idea of the submission match and it could really be the sleeper match of the show (the Cell matches on this don't do a heck of a lot for me overall, but I must say I think there's good fodder here in the Kane/Taker one to have a nice little capstone to the feud if it's booked right, it certainly looks like Taker is willing to put on his big boy working boots and pull out some extra stops).

I like the idea of Bryan's using Ride of the Valkyries this week. With them actually trying to put it over instead of heavily making fun of it, it works better. Also it's something completely different from what everybody else has, sometimes honestly it takes a minute to figure out who it is that's coming out because many of the themes are just too damn similar.

At 9/28/10 10:44 PM, Tetros wrote: Kaitlyn is incredibly hot, I mean REALLY hot... Wait, why is Kane cutting a promo on NXT? Oh whatever, I need to go back to worshiping Kaitlyn.

She is pretty.

I am the MaraquanWocky to her CM Punk.

Pfffhahahahahahaha!
I don't call him hot. I call him awesome, mean, cool, evil, epic, and a little bit of cute.

So, I've been thinking about who could be behind the the Ted Dibiase angle...and I think I've figured it out:

It's Goldust.

This is my evidence:

1. Ted Dibiase is a comedy character now. So is Goldust and that character is a personal favorite of Vince.

2. They love to play with the ambiguous gay jokes.

3. Somebody on creative seems to really, really hate Ted Dibiase.

Who the hell would have thought HE'D be the Jannetty? Good lord...

At 9/30/10 12:58 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: So, I've been thinking about who could be behind the the Ted Dibiase angle...and I think I've figured it out:

It's Goldust.

This is my evidence:

1. Ted Dibiase is a comedy character now. So is Goldust and that character is a personal favorite of Vince.

2. They love to play with the ambiguous gay jokes.

3. Somebody on creative seems to really, really hate Ted Dibiase.

Who the hell would have thought HE'D be the Jannetty? Good lord...

Meh.. Whatever gets Goldie in an angle.. that guy is underrated

.... it could be Knoxville.. ha

At 9/29/10 06:28 PM, Tetros wrote: Okay, I found "Dashing" Cody Rhode's theme as clear as possible, with the third verse. I really love the fucking theme, it's awesome.

hahaha.. his titantron was quite funny with all the headshots of him, but the funniest titantron i've ever seen is still this one.
I remember going with a mate to see RAW live 5 years ago.. when this titantron started playing, I almost choked on my drink.

AND WHERE THE FUCK WAS JACK SWAGGER LAST WEEK ON SMACKDOWN?! I NEED MY WEEKLY DOSAGE OF TECHNICAL SUPREMACY, DAMN IT!

he was doing a promo which had the dudebusters and hornswoggle steal his football jersey in the background.. oh, the comedy!

but i agree.. what the hell did swagger do to get pushed down the ladder?

This crew sounds cool cuz wrestling rocks everyone knows that

At 9/30/10 07:13 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: hahaha.. his titantron was quite funny with all the headshots of him, but the funniest titantron i've ever seen is still this one.
I remember going with a mate to see RAW live 5 years ago.. when this titantron started playing, I almost choked on my drink.

GAAAAAH! NOT THAT AGAIN!!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Whats funny is after I clicked that and saw Kerwin, I saw the Blue Meanie one next to it. While I admit the video for it is on the crappy side the music on the other hand.. Damn I can't help but love it. I'd post a link but I'm pretty sure we aren't really supposed to be posting WWE copyright stuff...

There are a bunch of themes that never made it to CD that I really liked. That was one of them and when Helms had his fisrt real heel turn was another really awesome one.

Speaking of wrestling music, I have a little funny story for you. A while back, I had a backyard fed. It was on a trampoline and in comparrison to what you see online it was very tame. Anyway, one of my friends who decided to join for the hell of it wasn't even a wrestling fan and knew nothing about it. He didn't know any moves either. But he could talk and was really funny. So to add to this we gave him the gimmick of having a different enterance theme for each match. Some of the music would be super epic to make people think that a badass was coming to the ring, only to see him get beaten to a pulp. Then we started playing some of the worst music we could find, just to be funny. Two in particular that I remember was the "Hamster Dance" and "Informer". Oddly enough those who were watching thought the hamster one was funny while they just though "Informer" was annoying.
Maybe I should sue WWE for copyright huh? :P

CM Punk and Chris Jericho are having an...er..."intelligent" discussion on Twitter.

At 9/30/10 09:31 PM, Tetros wrote: OH AND JERICHO, AND EDGE IF HE HAS ONE DOES EDGE HAVE ONE EDGE HAS BETTER HAVE ONE IF ANYONE KNOWS IF EDGE HAS A TWITTER GIVE ME A LINK TO HIS TWITTER PLEASE THANKS

Jesus.

Oh, wait. I don't think he has one. But that one should do.

At 9/30/10 02:49 PM, Tetros wrote: Damn, that Kerwin White character wasn't Chavo's best run, was it? I even think it's worse than his current status... But really, that character was awful! "If it isn't White, it isn't right!" Fuck, that was awful.

What's worse than that?... Dolph Ziggler was his caddy

Smack Down is moving to Sci-Fi. No more WWE on free tv.

At 9/30/10 11:38 PM, Tetros wrote: Well, at that point Dolph was going by his real name, Nick Nemeth, or something. So I don't count that as part of the Dolph Ziggler character. Now that I think about it, there ARE a ton of guys that had shitty characters...

Wrestlecrap time!

hooray! let's go through some

these are from the top of my memory..

Dolph Ziggler - Nick 'The Caddy' Nemeth AND... NICKYYYY!!!
Mark Henry - Sexual Chocolate (had sex with mae young AND a tranny)
Melina - Spoilt brat with Hollywood Connections
Jillian - Fucked up shit on her face
Maria - Dumb blonde
Jamie Noble - Trailer trash (though i actually enjoyed his character i must admit)
Shannon Moore and Hurricane - Boy band members (in WCW)
Kenny Dykstra - KENNYYYY!!!
Alicia Fox - Wedding planner slut and avid dancer
Christian - Crybaby who would throw tantrums when he lost (though like Noble, his gimmick amused me at times)
Kane - Shotty dentist and fake Diesel
Batista - Reverend's sidekick
D-Von Dudley - The reverend
Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo - "Life Partners"
Lance Storm - Dancing guy with bad entrance music
Shelton Benjamin - Mama's boy
Matt Morgan - Stutterer
William Regal - "HE'S A MAAAAAN!"
Stevie Richards - Right To Censor leader
The Godfather - Papa Shango and 'The Goodfather'
Candice Michelle - Vince McMahon's sex slave
Goldust - Black/Silver goldust wannabe... and of course.. seven..

Is Ziggler wearing a collar...?

YGUYGYFUYGUIGHUYFYGUIYSUTFYHOSGYTEWTEWER SAZEWAZREDKGILINOL

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IS THE NEW THEME!

I fucking approve. ^_^

Poor Todd...........he's stuck between TWO heel commentators......... :(

@Tetros: The new theme song of awesomeness is Know Your Enemy by Green Day.

Didn't notice Maryse's exposed rear. Uh-oh......

At 10/1/10 08:23 PM, Swackman wrote: @Tetros: The new theme song of awesomeness is Know Your Enemy by Green Day.

I KNEW IT!

Didn't notice Maryse's exposed rear. Uh-oh......

Wait, wut.

Can't wait to see CM-- wait. Texas?! Aw, really?! Texas?!

Ugh. I used to like Cody Rhodes, but now, I only watch SD! for Punk. I bear that...that...-expletive- Rhodes' antics every week just to watch a 5 minute promo.

GUYS! IT'S A FLASHLIGHT IN A JAR! GET OVER IT! JESUS!

At 10/1/10 09:07 PM, Tetros wrote: DID YOU HEAR THAT?! "Hide your kids! Hide your wife!" Matt Striker is AWESOME!

HE USED TO SUCK, BUT NOW HE'S EPIC!

Punk was wearing a Ninja Turtles shirt and a cubs hat. Fucking epic. I have a question though. Where is Kofi? Why use the guy in the commercials promoting the move and not use him?

At 10/2/10 12:20 AM, boloneyman wrote: Punk was wearing a Ninja Turtles shirt and a cubs hat. Fucking epic. I have a question though. Where is Kofi? Why use the guy in the commercials promoting the move and not use him?

Look at who was on this show...now look at Kofi. Is Kofi on the PPV? Because most of this show was utterly dedicated to pushing the PPV as well it should be.