At 9/12/10 07:01 AM, Tetros wrote: A more common version of this type of heat would be called... CENA HEAT. BECAUSE EVERYBODY OVER THE AGE OF 13 HATES HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUUUUUUE!!!

Yeah. So at NoC, it's Punk (RING FLIP ACTION! NOW WITH RED MARKED WRIST TAPE!) vs Big Show. Now, WHY couldn't they wait until the next pay per view? I mean, it's a CHAMPIONS pay per view. Why can't it be only champions?

>:(
Punk versus Big Show is too motherfucking epic to wait for.

Slam Wrestling is reporting that Mike Shaw, known predominantly as Bastion Booger in WWE, Norman The Lunatic/Trucker in WCW, and Makhan Sing in Calgary Stampede Wrestling, has passed away at age 53. The cause of death was a heart attack, and he passed away yesterday.

I can't say I've ever seen him wrestle, but R.I.P. Shaw. My condolences to his family.

At 9/12/10 09:35 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: Slam Wrestling is reporting that Mike Shaw, known predominantly as Bastion Booger in WWE, Norman The Lunatic/Trucker in WCW, and Makhan Sing in Calgary Stampede Wrestling, has passed away at age 53. The cause of death was a heart attack, and he passed away yesterday.

Oooooh...

I can't say I've ever seen him wrestle, but R.I.P. Shaw. My condolences to his family.

Yeah...me either. I have seen WWE Magazine make fun of him, though...if they continue to do that, I will send a very angry and abusive letter to them.

I remember Bastion Booger very clearly...I've tried quite hard to forget but...it never goes away. My heart goes out to his family, 53 is too young to go, but heart attacks know no age and my maternal grandfather went in the same way at roughly the same age.

I was told Matt Hardy was sent home from the current european tour over a "condition" issue, and this is not the first time it's been brought up. Matt's been making those twitter rants bitching about his position so I wonder if 1 and 1 equal 2 here. I honestly don't know anything more then that for sure and I'm certainly no fan of how Matt has conducted his shit the last few years but if something is wrong I hope he gets it addressed.

yeah he wrote something along the lines of "goodnight earth.. remember life is beautiful"
that fuckin creeped me out.. I honestly thought it was a suicide message.

i hope he's ok

At 9/13/10 05:43 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: yeah he wrote something along the lines of "goodnight earth.. remember life is beautiful"
that fuckin creeped me out.. I honestly thought it was a suicide message.

...if Goldust ever put something like that on his...amazingly current Twitter...I would be calling the Suicide Hotline.

i hope he's ok

Ah, he's fine. He's Matthew motherfucking Hardy. HIS LAST NAME IS HARDY. HE CAN TAKE IT.

Speaking of Goldust, he's been talking about a "Golden Kingdom" for a while now. Er...

Probably trying to work his own angles or whatever, not like creative is giving him anything

At 9/13/10 05:17 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Probably trying to work his own angles or whatever, not like creative is giving him anything

Right, right...angles...

At 9/13/10 05:56 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

At 9/13/10 05:17 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Probably trying to work his own angles or whatever, not like creative is giving him anything

Right, right...angles...

Oh, also, sorry for double post, but! I am now officially Golden Joker in His kindgom.
I am so lucky.

Thank you, Goldust!

Last night I'm just dicking around online. I look at the clock and realize, "hm, Raw is on."

I turn on the television and find them doing a "song and dance match".

I turn the television off and remind myself that I should no longer be surprised.

At 9/14/10 02:35 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Last night I'm just dicking around online. I look at the clock and realize, "hm, Raw is on."

As did I.

I turn on the television and find them doing a "song and dance match".

As did I.

I turn the television off and remind myself that I should no longer be surprised.

LOLOLOLOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUUUUE
But seriously, I hope they bring RAW back somehow. Bring it back to the RAW I started with.
Except with less Donald Trump.

It is too bad you tuned into the worst part of the show. The rest of the matches were pretty solid, that made both competitors look good. Morrison/Sheamus and Jericho/Hart Dynasty are great examples. I'm surprised they didn't jump on the Morrsion parkour gimmick sooner. The crowd and I absolutely loved Jericho bitching out Cole. Not that bad of a show in my opinion.

At 9/14/10 07:35 PM, boloneyman wrote: It is too bad you tuned into the worst part of the show. The rest of the matches were pretty solid, that made both competitors look good. Morrison/Sheamus and Jericho/Hart Dynasty are great examples. I'm surprised they didn't jump on the Morrsion parkour gimmick sooner. The crowd and I absolutely loved Jericho bitching out Cole. Not that bad of a show in my opinion.

I actually had to tune out because I had to go to bed.
I fucking hate you, school.
Therefore, I hate Matt Striker. :\

I saw most of RAW up to the part where Cena and Orton were about to wrestle and then my cable got disconnected. Does this qualify as a sign? Seriously, enough Orton vs Cena, though from what I hear, Orton is Cena's kryptonite; (aka Legendary must be BOMBING like crazy so Cena's merch powers are fucked, and everyone whose not a kid smiles).

I love Jericho and I love Heel Cole.

anyway, most of my thoughts are expressed through Spoony's latest Wrestle! Wrestle! so yeah.

Also, the trading places match was fucking retarded...but in a weird way, because seeing William Regal dress up as a freak like Golddust is kind of funny I will admit. Sing n Dance match... WRESTLE! Fuck DiBiase, R-Truth, Maryse and Eve fucking Torres. Stupidest piece of shit on televison.

Oh and the Miz cock slapping some Football asshole (I'm Canadian and hate football) makes me lol.

I like how he bitched that NXT was insulting his journalistic intergrity...oh yeah, but RAW Roulette? Nothing insulting about that!!! That I think is why these ploys to try and make people tune in to NXT don't work. You're trying to "work a shoot" and it makes NO SENSE within the context of what gets done on the other shows. At this point I think WWE should just play out the string, except NXT as it is is a dog and it didn't work, and now figure out whether they want it as segments on the two shows, or something they can run on WWE.com. No network that will make it worth your while to produce it is going to pick it up at this point.

At 9/15/10 03:30 PM, Tetros wrote: WAIT GUYS! MICHAEL COLE QUIT! MICHAEL COLE FUCKING QUI-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
He was my fourth favorite.
huh? He only quit NXT? And it was just storyline?
Whew! Thank god!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCK YOU, MAN!
COLE IS DISAPPOINT
Warning: NSFL

At 9/15/10 04:43 PM, Tetros wrote: THAT one isn't quite NSFL, It's say it's more like, NSFS(Not Safe For Some).

FUCK.

Also, WWE is in some legal trouble with some French dudes who were selling their T-Shirts. WWE thought they were fake, turned out they were real, now WWE may be in for $21,632,489 based on the exchange rate.

YAYZOR

Anyway, tonight I'm going to FCW. Again. Expect some ranting and complaining when I come back.

At 9/12/10 07:01 AM, Tetros wrote: A more common version of this type of heat would be called... CENA HEAT. BECAUSE EVERYBODY OVER THE AGE OF 13 HATES HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Not EVERYONE over 13 hates him. I'm 18 and kinda like him (But Kane is my #1 fav) and I think Cena is my Dad's current fav.

Anyway, I'd like to join the Wrestling Club. :)

WWE is countersuing that one though to try and say they didn't have the license, or something like even though they did, the merch they produced was not "official". End result is WWE wants a court to say they aren't responsible and the other company needs to be solely responsible for everything.

At 9/15/10 04:50 PM, TheJoker35 wrote: Not EVERYONE over 13 hates him. I'm 18 and kinda like him

Shame on you. Shame on you. SHAME ON YOU.

(But Kane is my #1 fav)

*twitch*
Sweet Jesus...

and I think Cena is my Dad's current fav.

Is your dad senile?

Anyway, I'd like to join the Wrestling Club. :)

Sure. Why not.

GOING TO FCW, GOING TO FCW

At 9/15/10 05:34 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

At 9/15/10 04:50 PM, TheJoker35 wrote: Not EVERYONE over 13 hates him. I'm 18 and kinda like him

Shame on you. Shame on you. SHAME ON YOU.

(But Kane is my #1 fav)

*twitch*
Sweet Jesus...

Look, I can see why people like Cena. He's the biggest face in the WWE and is booked to be superman and sell merchandize. He can't wrestle worth a shit and relies on his 5 moves of doom that are OLD but WWE is a business and they see the marketing value of this guy. Same thing why they keep Jericho on, only Jericho is a great wrestler and an awesome heel. Seriously, how do you out-heel Cole when he's doing the fucking General Manager thing. It's like Spoony said, Jericho basically telling Cole to shut up and get on with it is equivalent to him making a face-turn. But Kane? The guy, who, once you've seen him Wrestle you can skip all of his matchs because he does the SAME THING EVERYTIME! He's been around since the 1990's and this Undertaker vs Kane fued is stupid. Why? Because it was stupid in 1994. The only difference is Kane talks now and it's HORRIBLE! Oh and if this is how Undertaker goes out... FUCK THIS COMPANY!

At 9/15/10 08:47 PM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote:

Because it was stupid in 1994. The only difference is Kane talks now and it's HORRIBLE! Oh and if this is how Undertaker goes out... FUCK THIS COMPANY!

I wasn't sure before, but now I am certain you are just following whatever Spoony says, you obviously didn't look into Kane's history at all. Glenn Jacobs wasn't in the WWE until 1995, and he didn't start doing the Kane character until 1997. I love Spoony, but I don't agree with him a hundred percent on everything, and neither should you.

Oh my god, FCW was amazing. Husky Harris now acknowledges my existence, Lucky Cannon gave me a...*shudder*...look...I am now known as "That Creepy Kid Who Stares at the Wrestlers Backstage" to the Jeff Hardy reject(who glared at me five times), and Eli Cottonwood is awesome.
I'll post the pictures and video tomorrow.
Sooooo...tired...

Kane isn't what he was, but he's always been pretty decent. When he's given a real chance at being a part of the show that matters he cuts some fantastic promos and that's made him a pretty good monster of late. I'm in the minority I think in that I feel the Kane/Taker feud has been built pretty effectively and with the idea that they'll be in a street fight it gives them way more room to at least have something passable if not good.

Kane vs. Taker is the longest running feud in the WWE at present (about 12 years now) and this feels a lot like with both guys winding down WWE is looking to have this be the "final battle" as it were. My only issue with it is I feel the World Title really shouldn't be involved in it, but it is what it is. I imagine we'll be moving away from having the World title involved in it once they're ready to really push SD! again.

At 9/15/10 10:35 PM, Tetros wrote: Heh, I remember this one time where I went to a backyard wrestling show, they were actually pretty good, they did mostly mat based stuff, but still good. After the show I punched one of them in the arm and he told me to take him on in a match. I got whooped INCREDIBLY badly. I was tapping to an armbar less than three seconds after he locked it in. Ah, good times. Now that I've figured out how to do the LeBell Lock properly I could totally kick his ass...

Yeah, I got challenged by Big E. I accepted and he laughed. HE LAUGHED RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE. THAT BASTARD.

BUT I WON'T BECAUSE THERE'S A REASON THEY SHOW THE "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME" ADS.

Teehee. Cheered me up before school. Thanks, Tetros.

Husky Harris grabbed my hand. *fangirl SQUEEEEEAL*

X-Pac was arrested for possesion of Marijuana...
Man, I was shocked.. he always seemed like such a good guy*

* = Sarcasm

I've also read that WWE is looking to push the Tag Team division which I like, I've always been a fan of the Tag Team division.. They just don't really have many strong tag teams.. Hart Dynasty is probably the only strong tag team around right now. The Uso's could be good if given the chance.. also Santino and Kozlov seem to be on a roll since them to joined forces, I don't think they've lost once!

What I don't like however is that they're looking to put Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntrye together as a tag team... Why?.. Don't get me wrong, they would be a big threat to the titles but do they really need to be together? Both have showed that they can carry themselves in the singles game.. and I HATE how they always seem to chuck Cody into a tag team.. specially since this Dashing gimmick has actually worked out well for him and he's making it work, a gimmick like this would of normally gotten boring by now but people are getting behind it.
Also whenever Cody is in a tag team he has a habit of being in the shadow of his partner.. hell, I only realised how good of a wrestler he was when he was drafted to SD! and on his own..

and I have a feeling if these 2 get together, the same thing will happen to Cody.

Oh my fucking god. I hate Alberto Del Rio. I hope that CM Punk...or, hell, even Christian...KILLS HIM DEAD. GRAGH

Also...
"Let me think about it, baby." *strokes Christian's chin*
...
@_@
*shudder*
My fucking god.

At 9/17/10 02:13 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: X-Pac was arrested for possesion of Marijuana...
Man, I was shocked.. he always seemed like such a good guy*

* = Sarcasm

I love the bit where he got robbed the day before...but thank God they didn't get the weed!!! Honestly, I think we should legalize it (and no, I do not smoke it), but until we do, don't be a dumbass sean...oh wait, fucked Chyna...well there goes that.

I've also read that WWE is looking to push the Tag Team division which I like, I've always been a fan of the Tag Team division.. They just don't really have many strong tag teams.. Hart Dynasty is probably the only strong tag team around right now. The Uso's could be good if given the chance.. also Santino and Kozlov seem to be on a roll since them to joined forces, I don't think they've lost once!

Santino and Koz are comedy. I highly doubt they'll give the tag division any strong push, it'd be nice though as with a dirth of big multiman stables or gangs, two guys united watching each others backs could really be a force to wreak some havoc, especially since the tag champions can be on both shows. Also it's a great chance for under pushed mid-carders to really break out (New Age Outlaws was a great example as that duo was put together as basically a rib, and they got it over). Not really focusing on having solid duos really hurts the WWE product as I think wrestling works best when it's working from a "circus" mentality of trying to have as many different things on a show as possible so as to better capture the imagination of the audience.

What I don't like however is that they're looking to put Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntrye together as a tag team... Why?.. Don't get me wrong, they would be a big threat to the titles but do they really need to be together? Both have showed that they can carry themselves in the singles game.. and I HATE how they always seem to chuck Cody into a tag team.. specially since this Dashing gimmick has actually worked out well for him and he's making it work, a gimmick like this would of normally gotten boring by now but people are getting behind it.

I think Drew has had his push curtailed because of the Tiffany thing...it might not be bad to get Drew into a tag team and if Cody were JUST coming to SD! after the horrible RAW run I would be all for this. But now? Yeah, I have got to agree, as much as the "Dashing" gimmick looked to be DOA Cody has proven the critics (myself included) wrong. He's gotten this over and shown the great talking skills he inherited from his old man. To me a team with Drew could certainly hold him back but if you look at it as it would be a chance for them to be a pushed commodity on both shows, then a tag team that leads into a title run is a great idea. We'll just have to see, but it looks like the WWE has seemingly put the tag belts back into hibernation.

Also whenever Cody is in a tag team he has a habit of being in the shadow of his partner.. hell, I only realised how good of a wrestler he was when he was drafted to SD! and on his own..

I think that was a combination of they felt the more upside was in Dibiase...but then they wound up squandering both those guys to push the fuck out of Randy and then the whole plan completely and utterly exploded and backfired when Randy wound up becoming a face. The whole Legacy thing hurt both Rhodes and Dibiase...and I'm praying Teddy winds up over on SD! when they look to pump that show back up in a few weeks.

and I have a feeling if these 2 get together, the same thing will happen to Cody.

I think Drew should be more concerned then Cody as Cody appears to be the more pushed commodity to me.

Hey, the Tag Team championship belts look different. Whee...?
Also, I feel sorry for Chris Jericho. He's only 39 and he's already wrinkly and has bags under his eyes and...and...*sob*
I'm getting scared. First...OHMIGAWD NIGHTOFCHAMPIONSISINCHICAGOOMGOMGOMGYAY
I wonder if they're gonna cheer for CM Punk.