LordKooler's "smackdown!" review
1.Paul heyman segment rating:***1/2
It begins with paul heyman talking about the royal rumble. But then, John cena comes out and talks trash to heyman. But rhyno
comes out and attacks cena! Paul heyman puts both cena & rhyno in a "loser gets his mouth washed out with soap match."
For example, If cena loses he gets his mouth washed out with soap. But if rhyno loses, Paul heyman gets his mouth washed out with soap!
2.Jaime noble vs tajiri rating:***
A good cruiserweight match. It's way better than that tajiri vs nidia stinker from last week. But look what noble did, He used his girlfriend nidia to avoid tajiri's flying body press. At the end, Noble won. That means he is going to wrestle rey mysterio for the cruiserweight championship at royal rumble.
3.Rikishi vs Scotty 2 hotty rating:***
It was supposed to be a tag team championship match, But dawn marie came out and said, "By the order of paul heyman, The winner of this match makes the royal rumble." Rikishi won at the end.
4.The bashams vs The world's greatest tag team rating:***
This match was also supposed to be a tag team championship match, But tazz said that paul heyman made this a non-title
match. It was a good match anyway. Haas & benjamin won and make it to the royal rumble.
5.Chavo guerrero Sr segment rating:***1/2
Chavo guerrero Sr comes out says that he will apolgize to eddie on chavo Jr's behalf. Then eddie comes out and says, "Did chavo Jr send you here?" Chavo Sr says no and then he says that he came to smackdown on his own. But then chavo Jr comes out and then both chavo Sr and his son start beating up eddie!
6.FBI battle royal rating:***
The FBI come out and get ready for a six man tag team match. But then dawn marie comes out and says, "On paul heyman's behalf, This match will be a battle royal and the winner will go to the royal rumble. When the match starts, Nunzio tells both johnny
& chuck to get out. But at the end, Chuck gave johhny a superkick
and then nunzio throws chuck out of the ring to advance to the royal rumble.
7.Big show vs Funaki rating:*
Worst match of smackdown. This is just like the big show's other squash matches.
8.John cena vs rhyno rating:****
The first ever "loser gets his mouth washed out with soap match" was pretty good. The end was funny where cena made heyman eat soap.