ROOK'S RAW REVIEW
Paid for by the friends and supporters of Randy Orton, cuz you cant spell "Rook" without RKO...if you switch the K and the O....and add another O...
Teddy Long in charge of RAW! How sweet is that? As much as I like Bischoff, I sort of wish Teddy could be permanent GM. That would rock. I loved his opening tirade, and loved it even more when Randy Orton RKO'd that stupid clown King. Coach as "color" commentator? LOL! I loved it! The only problem was the shows distinct lack of Matt Hardy. Anyway to the review...
Spike Dudley def. Rene Dupree - Let me get this straight. Spike had a match on RAW, and actually won it? Bullshit. Spike is a human projectile. Unless hes taking a beating and bumping like crazy, no one cares. Rene can break Spike. End of story. Moreover, why was this even on RAW? Where was Matt Hardy? He deserves a RAW match more. This served only won purpose, to set up the mainevent...which was already set up at the beginning of the show.
Vitamin C def The SuperHeros - Awww. The twin Chrises kiss and make up. How touching. Anyway, average match, but I could be biased as a Hurricane Hater. Rosey needs to ditch him and the SHiT gimmick. Its not funny anymore. Rosey was better as a heel. Maybe he could become a new MFer and join Matt Hardy.
Steven Richards def. Test (take 3) - Alright. The score is 3-0. Go Stevie Cool. Awesome match, mainly because Stevie is getting a RAW push. I just wish I didnt live in Canada. They edited out the Big Boot on Victoria. Do they edit out the violence against women down in the states too? Oh well. Stevie avenged his "flower." I guess Stevie is a legit face now. Maybe next week he face Matt Hardy...
HHH actually has a funny promo! - I actually enjoyed a Triple H promo last night! Will wonders never cease? Plus, I agreed with his every word. "Sheriff" Stone Cold? What a crock of Rosey >:D Anyway, what the hell is up with SCSA new gimmick? Isnt this the way hed have been if he had won Survivor Series? Stone Cold should NOT have the power to make matches, or hirings or firings. He's not GM anymore. Plain and simple. Its stupid. Oh, and Shawn Michaels was there, but still no sign of Matt Hardy....
Women's Match - Match sucked, but Jazz is FINALLY back! Awesome! If only she'd brough Matt Hardy with her.
RVD def. Mark Henry - This was a stupid match in concept. Every wrestler usually gets an automatic rematch, so why was there a need for a #1 contender match which you knew RVD would win? Plus, call be crazy, but I would have prefered Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry. Not that it would be a could match, but it would be an interesting match-up, sort of like Rico vs Jericho a few weeks ago (and I havent forgotten it was a mixed tag, but Miss Jackie sucked, and dragged Trish down with her.)
Plus, lately, RVD has been really...lame. I was bored with this from minute 1. A better #1 contender match would have been RVD vs. Matt Hardy. Oh and I absolutely loathed the predictable stunner on Long. Can we buy F*CK FEAR 4-Wheeler on wwe shopzone yet?
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Kane/Booker T promo - I think Booker T is starting to get his momentum back. Plus, Kane drops more hints of Taker's return. Foreshadow. I love it.
Flair and Batista def. The Dudley Boyz - Dude. Is this the Twilight Zone? A mainevent without Triple H involved? And over the tag belts, no less? Decent tag match. The Dudleyz are starting to seem, I dont now, less stale lately. Whatever. I'm bored with righting this now, so...yeah...
Oh, and, uh, Matt Hardy :) lol