LordKooler's Friday Night SmackDown! review
1.Rey Mysterio & Matt Hardy vs Gregory Helms & Chavo Guerrero w/Vickie Guerrero
Decent match to start off SmackDown. Hardy & Mysterio won after both men used their finishers on Helms. The Cruiserweight Title will NOT be on the line in the Helms/Hardy match at No Mercy. In my opinion, They should turn Jamie Noble face and make him feud with Gregory Helms for the Cruiserweight Title after No Mercy.
2.Elijah Burke w/Sylvester Terkay vs Tatanka
Burke used Jeff Jarrett's Stroke to win the match at the end.
3.King Booker w/Queen Sharmell vs Finlay
A good match. Finlay won after using the shillelagh on King Booker while the Little Bastard was chasing Sharmell with a mouse. King Booker should make The Little Bastard his Royal Court Jester.
4.Batista vs Lashley
The match ended in a no contest when Finlay attacked Batista. Then King Booker gets involved and all four men brawl. Then Theodore Long comes out and makes the Word Heavyweight Title match at No Mercy a Fatal Four Way match involving King Booker, Batista, Lashley & Finlay.
5.Sylvan vs Jimmy Wang Yang
Sylvan won at the end. I wish that Yang won this match.
6.MVP Promo
MVP cuts a promo talking about how great he is. Who will job to him at No Mercy?
7.Michelle McCool w/KC James & Idol Stevens vs Ashley w/Paul London & Brian Kendrick
McCool won at the end.
8.Batista & Lashley vs King Booker w/Queen Sharmell & Finlay
A good main event. It ended in a no contest when Regal interfered. After that, Batista gives all the members of King Booker's Court Spinebusters!

He doesn't even sound the same.

I think it would be hilarious if MVP lost tonight. With all the hype he gave himself it would be funny as hell.

Some news on Kane I just read:

It seems our suspicision that Kane will do a job to Umaga tommorow night and head to SD! is unfounded...or at least, it's on hold for now. Seems the reason this match is being done is because Kane is going to be taking some time off, so this works as an explanation for it. If I was WWE, I'd let Kane take the time and still ship him to SD! when he's done, since they need the name value over there. Of course...if he's not going over there...his showing against Big Show in the ECW world title match they had was very good...

Here we go again...

TNA's website is touting that Kurt Angle will speak out on his "former employer", WWE during this Thursday's episode of Impact. The episode will be taped tomorrow in Orlando, Florida. TNA will have a camera following Angle all day tomorrow after he arrives, including footage that will run exclusively on the TNA website.

Prior to Angle's TNA TV debut, he'll appear Tuesday evening on SpikeTV Scream Awards, which as irony has it, will run opposite of ECW on SciFi.

TNA needs to stop doing this with every former WWE wrestler.

This Just in From WWE.com!

Rey Beat Chavo in a Falls count anywhere match!

Kennedy beats Undertaker via Disqualification (After take a shot to the face from the belt)

HARDY BEATS HELMS!

London/Kendrick beat James/Stevens

Montel Vontavious Porter decimates Jobber (all while wearing the Gayest wrestling oufit I've ever seen)

Also, Make sure you watch the return of Byte This! with an interesting interveiw with Mr. Macmahon.

That is all.

At 10/8/06 10:19 PM, Redface wrote: This Just in From WWE.com!

Rey Beat Chavo in a Falls count anywhere match!

Whatever, I don't really care.

Kennedy beats Undertaker via Disqualification (After take a shot to the face from the belt)

Whatever.

HARDY BEATS HELMS!

Really? Horray, finally.

London/Kendrick beat James/Stevens

Thank god, London/Kendrick are future hall of famors.

Montel Vontavious Porter decimates Jobber (all while wearing the Gayest wrestling oufit I've ever seen)

Also, Make sure you watch the return of Byte This! with an interesting interveiw with Mr. Macmahon.

That is all.

Also Benoit is back, finally. Good to see him back.

Vince on Byte THIS i think it's an awesome episode. like behind the scenes of wwe. not fake. and i think vince is pretty smart. so respek.

At 10/9/06 02:47 AM, AnzRage wrote: Vince on Byte THIS i think it's an awesome episode. like behind the scenes of wwe. not fake. and i think vince is pretty smart. so respek.

No, behind the scenes of the WWE is when you go to a site like PWInsider, especially if you have an elite account there. This was Vince putting out what Vince wants to put out there. I give him credit for the fact that pretty much everybody said he was actually Vince, and didn't go into "Mr. Mcmahon" mode, I also think he raised some good points about the website, but a lot of his comments about things, like the ECW brand's talent not really being cared about by the fans yet are largely off-base.

I'm glad Hardy won, shame it wasn't for the title though.

Just a reminder to everybody that Raw is 3 hours tonight and will start at 8. Think they will go all out tonight?

At 10/9/06 06:52 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:
Just a reminder to everybody that Raw is 3 hours tonight and will start at 8. Think they will go all out tonight?

They probably will. I'm just wondering if we'll see some of the old stars... like Stone Cold.

At 10/9/06 09:29 AM, ReymysterioMr619 wrote: MVP Beat Marty Garner

Y'know, I think it's kinda dumb when you guys refer to jobbers by their real name. Is It important to refer to these guys by there real names??

Also, I sure hope that Cryme Tyme debuts tonight! They're pretty much my new favorite tag team!

I need to find a pic of mvp so I can laugh at his outfit.

and.. wtf happened with regal that wwe has to apologize? I read the article and am absolutly puzzled as to what and why regal would do something like that.

At 10/9/06 12:22 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: I knew it would be MVP def. Jobber. Also, that outfit was so fucking gay.

The Gayest Wrestling Outfit I 've ever seen. The Seemstress who made that Deserves her walking papers.

It's great that L&K beat James and Stevens. I really want L & K to keep the titles until Wrestlemania, because I would love to see L&K vs. The Hardy Boyz at WM23. But I guess that's wishful thinking.

One Thing I learned about Wrestling and Life in general, Nothing is ever impossible, Only Highly Unlikely.

At 10/9/06 12:44 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: I need to find a pic of mvp so I can laugh at his outfit.

I was assuming the jobber had a fruity outfit on, I will look to

and.. wtf happened with regal that wwe has to apologize? I read the article and am absolutly puzzled as to what and why regal would do something like that.

What kind of nudity I thought they could have censored it or turned the camera, to bad it will be edited for dvd though, not that I am getting it.

I will probably miss the first hour of Raw now.

They had a shower scene involving Regal and Vito, which ended with Regal running out of the shower room without his towel or something. I only read about the PPV, and remember this part only vaguely, but you could see his ass pretty clearly, apparently.

Well the report I read about the PPV made it sound pretty weird.

Apparently Vito is "well-endowed" and Regal has a short penis. =/

Oh, another thing I forgot - apparently Ashley had a major wardrobe malfunction and got boobs on the TV. That might've had to do with the apology too.

I cant wait for kane Vs umaga tonight in a loser leaves RAW match!

TNA is gonna do a house show in Toledo, Ohio on Friday, October 20 during Bound for Glory Weekend.

Here is the card.

*Rhino vs Abyss in an Extreme Rules Monster's Ball match.
*A.J. Styles & Christopher Daniels vs America's Most Wanted.
*Samoa Joe vs Jay Lethal.
*Chris Sabin vs Alex Shelley.
*The James Gang vs Petey Williams & A-1.
*Bobby Roode vs Eric Young.
*Jerry Lynn vs Conrad Kennedy III.
*Plus More TNA Stars to Be Announced.

MVP's dress looked like something out of Flash Funk's closet..

Its time to get Funkee!!

At 10/9/06 03:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: MVP's dress looked like something out of Flash Funk's closet..

Its time to get Funkee!!

He looks more like the Blue Power Ranger in that pic. I'd like to ask you a question about Marty Garner, Is that the same Mary Garner that was a victim of Triple H's botched Pedigree?

At 10/9/06 04:13 PM, LordKooler wrote:

He looks more like the Blue Power Ranger in that pic. I'd like to ask you a question about Marty Garner, Is that the same Mary Garner that was a victim of Triple H's botched Pedigree?

I thnk he is... I remember seeing that and some people thought that HHH had killed the guy. I know I've seen Garner before, it wasn't his first time on WWE tv.

At 10/9/06 03:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: MVP's dress looked like something out of Flash Funk's closet..

Its time to get Funkee!!

So GAY

Never Before in my life Have I seen a wrestling outfit as gay in my life, and we're talking about wrestling here: The Most Homo-erotic sport in the history of man kind.

At 10/9/06 03:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: MVP's dress looked like something out of Flash Funk's closet..

Its time to get Funkee!!

..... *takes a deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest stupidest outfit ever!

At 10/9/06 04:13 PM, LordKooler wrote:

At 10/9/06 03:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: MVP's dress looked like something out of Flash Funk's closet..

Its time to get Funkee!!

He looks more like the Blue Power Ranger in that pic. I'd like to ask you a question about Marty Garner, Is that the same Mary Garner that was a victim of Triple H's botched Pedigree?

Eh? How did he botch a Pedigree? It looks like a pretty easy move to pull off, to me.

At 10/9/06 03:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Its time to get Funkee!!

I hate to say this but he truly does look like a faggot in that picture.

God, what is this guy going to bring to SD! that already isn't there?

At 10/9/06 03:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: MVP's dress looked like something out of Flash Funk's closet..

Its time to get Funkee!!

My cousin and I have a saying which I think can relate to this. Gaaaaaaaay? It seems like NM was a decent PPV, if I was a writer I would have Finlay won, take everyone by suprise.

At 10/9/06 08:38 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Damn guys..kane lost..

Yes he did. This was very VERY expected. He'll go to SD! and have a good time for about 2 years or so then probably back to RAW or if ECW is still around, there.

At 10/9/06 10:22 PM, ibhenowflee wrote: OMG Undertaker vs. John Cena tonight on Raw. This is gunna be sweet.

Jesus Christ, I gotta see that fucking match. John Cena, My favorite RAW superstar, against my favorite smackdown superstar, Undertaker. Wonder who will win....

At 10/9/06 04:33 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 10/9/06 04:13 PM, LordKooler wrote:

He looks more like the Blue Power Ranger in that pic. I'd like to ask you a question about Marty Garner, Is that the same Mary Garner that was a victim of Triple H's botched Pedigree?

I thnk he is... I remember seeing that and some people thought that HHH had killed the guy. I know I've seen Garner before, it wasn't his first time on WWE tv.

The time he jumped and the moved ended up a double underhook piledriver I think I saw the viral video.

At 10/9/06 10:33 PM, Slapdamonkey wrote:

At 10/9/06 10:22 PM, ibhenowflee wrote: OMG Undertaker vs. John Cena tonight on Raw. This is gunna be sweet.

Jesus Christ, I gotta see that fucking match. John Cena, My favorite RAW superstar, against my favorite smackdown superstar, Undertaker. Wonder who will win....

Cena isnt good enough to beat the Undertaker hell lose to him. I am glad it ended in no contest, less than 23 hours to strip poker of the extreme I cant wait to see censored softcore porn or divas in bikinis and arm-bras