And now, w/o illegal operation interruption...............
Assi9's SmackDown Blah-Blah-Blah
Finlay states "I love to fight!" for the millionth fricking time
ENOUGH ALREADY! WE GET THE DAMN POINT!
Then he shows footage of him cracking Batista's head like a melon; then Bobby Lashley comes out - glad someone else is tired of the hitting-from-behind crap. Nice touch threatening The Little Bastard after the match was set. And LOLZORZ when Finlay had to knock HIM out for mistakenly attacking him - well, he did have a towel or something draped over his head, for Pete's sake......
King Booker has a 'royal meeting'
Finlay sorta' gave a half-assed answer there, didn't he? Not a wise decision towards "your": King, there.
The Miz vs Scotty 2 Hotty
I apologize - last post I got his actual last name wrong; 'Mizanin', not 'Mizanti'.....WHOOPS.
Anyway, He wins again, but w/o cheating this time. Hmmmm......'The Mizzard of Oz' - I like how that sounds, but I didn't quite catch it.
Matt hardy vs Gregory Helms
I'm really starting to like Helms' theme music. Helms wins with a low blow......phooey that it didn't go like the last match between the two, as this was a good match - one of Hardy's better matches as of late.
Vito vs 'Sir' William Regal......again
Well, he didn't run away this time, but he still got the ol' what I like to call the "Crotch-Mission", if it doesn't have a name already.
Did anyone else have that last part of the match get abruptly cut off on them?
The King tries to tell off "Thaddeus" Long (LOLZORZ)
Vito comes in - and then the fun begins. King Booker vs Vito next week! I'm gonna' love seeing that one. Vito then proceeds to - as I heard one of you guys say - flash his own "jewels & sceptor". Man, even Teddy Long turned away! LOLZORZ again.
3-Way: Brian Kendrich vs Kid Cash vs Idol Stevens.......did I get them all right?
Didn't pay attention to this one - just more of the same old shit again - why bother?
Jimmy Wayne Yang promo
Crashing the stereotype again - enough said. I love this guy.
Rey Mysterio vs Ken KEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYY
Rey gets the bright idea of bringing his son Dominick to SD - I automatically knew where this one was a goin'. It's a shame - it was an excellently done match; but alas, it had to be ruined once again by the blasphemy that is Eddie-Sploitation.
Hey - at least we get Rey vs Chavo next week.
MVP bitches some more........
Fan base? WHAT FRICKING FAN BASE!? You're an pompous ass - YOU HAVE NO FANBASE. Long did make a mistake - wanting to hire you.
Terkay decimates another nOOb
What's with the same old shit, here? Have Elijah......what's his last name again..........do the next match.
MAIN EVENT: Lashley vs Finlay
Hmmmm, he must've scared the shit out of the Irish Mini-Me, as he didn't show up - either that, or he was still out cold.... And yeah, JBL; we believe you when you say you got invited under the ring to see all the leprechauns.......just shut up. The King & his court came to ringside, and then Cole asked William Regal if he needed toothpaste after his Vito encounter, tee-hee. But that's not the thing he said that impressed me the most..........
#2 "Reason To Think That Michael Cole Has More Balls Than He Lets On":
(Cole to King Booker): "Yeah, I'd like to see someone kick your ass."
Quoted for extreme pwnage.
Anywho, it was back & forth, and I actually didn't know whether or not it would be Finlay jobbing on purpose for his king, or Lashley beating the fuck out of the King for the Title win - it ended up being the latter after Finlay snapped & broke out the ol' shellaligh. Whoops! Booker decided to mug Lashley while he was down, but the somewhat silence would be broken by Batista's theme music...........steel pipe in hand. Uh-oh.........RUN IRISH BITCH, RUN!!! And away he went. I think this is the first time I saw Batista clunk out a ref to go after somebody - I don't think he even did that when he went ballistic on Mark Henry....... Luckily, this distraction gave Lashley enough time to Spear - or should I say 'joust'? - the King of the Ring OUT OF the ring. PWNED! Just hand him the damn Title, Book, & stop the charade.