At 8/3/06 02:05 PM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: And what kind of storyline would they do for Taker's retirement?

It would make sense to use his WM winning streak in some way. It would be the ultimate push for someone to beat him at his PPV. They could have a buried alive match to take him off screen.

At 8/2/06 10:43 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: They also have a link that shows Ron Simmons WCW title win.

Ahem, Farooq >:(

At 8/3/06 02:57 PM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: But then his whole undefeated thing at Wrestlemania would be ruined. Besides, it would be a boost for WWE to have someone in the Hall of Fame to have an undefeated Wrestlemania streak that long. I don't think they would sacrifice that to use it as an excuse for him retiring.

It would be a bigger boost for a young wrestler who just needs that final boost to get to main event status. Sure, Taker's loyalty to the company earned him this undefeated streak, but it's moderately worthless to him and the company after he's gone. Wouldn't you still call a 14-1 record at wrestlemania a legacy? It's still a legacy, it's just showing that times need to change, and that they can't just rely on the Undertaker to give them a higher buyrate.

Maybe they'll bring back that whole urn thing for some crazy storyline to vanquish him?

You never know.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Take a Look at this, guys!

Someone Spray-painted a huge DX Logo on the WWE HQ!

The Building is only a few hour drive from where I live, I'll have to drop by and see it.

At 8/3/06 03:33 PM, redface wrote: AHAHAHAHAHA! Take a Look at this, guys!

Someone Spray-painted a huge DX Logo on the WWE HQ!

The Building is only a few hour drive from where I live, I'll have to drop by and see it.

Haha, that's awesome. Shawn is like the only DX guy right now.

At 8/3/06 03:54 PM, Jeffaro wrote:

At 8/3/06 02:05 PM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: How old are Undertaker and Kane anyway?

Kane is 37 and taker is 38 they are around that age

Kane really is that young? I though he was like nearing his 50's. I guess he'll be in the business for like 15 more years, hopefully he loses at wrestlemania soon.

I don't even know when Global is going to debut ECW.

RAW has moved from TSN to that shitty channel "The Score" which has constant scores on the bottom of the screen and the right of the screen. Annoying as fuck.

Who else thinks Triple H will destroy Umaga, ala, John Cena Daivari?

At 8/3/06 03:55 PM, The_Redangleprince wrote: But that is an intresting idea, and it kinda makes me think. How about a Top 10 from a fans perspective? WWE, TNA, ROH, all wrestlers apply. You know what, Stick to your report card Professor, I'll handle the top 10. The report card is a better idea for a one show man anyhow.

Works for me. I'll keep doing the report card if people really like it, I can usually find the time on Wednesday at the latest to get it done, it's just that like I said it consumes time to type, and I really do try to put some thought into the grades beyond just "that was something I really like, or something I hated" I try to look at whether or not it's helping anything long term. I just wasn't getting any feedback good or bad, so I didn't know if it was something in the glut of reviews, recaps, and whatever else that you guys thought was fun or worth your time. It's everybody's club, not just mine.

Here's some ECW news bits for you all:

It is pretty well known within WWE, at least by those that understand how ECW should be booked, that they need their own television tapings instead of being part of the Smackdown shows. Management was said to again have had that point hammered home by the crowd reaction with this week's taping at the Hammerstein Ballroom. I was told even a few employees who were (and are) against the ECW project were even admitting that the crowd helped make the show something special this week. There has been talk that once the 12 week trial run is over that ECW will get their own tapings but it hasn't been confirmed to me yet. It flat out needs to happen. It makes the show so much better.

Speaking of this week's show, I really enjoyed it. I didn't do a thoughts column this week due to being away yesterday dealing with a family matter but I thought it was the best show that they have done yet. I went more in-depth about it on this week's No Name Show on the Elite section for those of you who would like to hear my thoughts on the show.

This week's ECW On Sci Fi was the the top-rated prime time show on Tuesday night in the male teens demo and the top rated cable program among households. Eureka, which beat ECW with a 3.4 last week, dropped back to a 1.5 this week, so ECW reigns supreme on Sci Fi again.

A number of readers sent a link to a video of Big Show telling the ECW fans that they can kiss his rear end after Tuesday's TV show went off the air.

ECW on SciFi scored a 2.4 broadcast rating for the second week in a row.

The exact verbiage Big Show used from what I heard was "From the bottom of my heart...you can all kiss my ass!"

Vengeance so far has been a PPV worth getting, the WWE title match looked almost like old school ECW to me, just proof how Vince rips off the good guys all the time. For 15 bucks and three matches of ECW goodness on the show, it's worth your cash.

I personally think that ECW should be a bit longer, like 90 minutes would be good, the Half Hour is okay, but with an extra half hour they could build up their characters more, get some longer matches, maybe put the urge on to find some more wrestlers to put on, but Show doesn't really fit at ECW, he's more of a person that could Dominate and really build up SmackDown, and maybe switch Kane to SD so he could build it up before he retires, but bringing the Old Show and Kane feud back together on SD could really help build it up, then keep the Hooligans dominating up the tag unit, have Kane beat Show in some sort of Amazing match, then restart the Kane and Taker Feud, then bring Tatanka and Hardy into the Tag Devision, and over time I think if all this was applied, SD would become better, oh and have Booker T hit by an airplane or something.

At 8/2/06 12:13 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Credit: PWInsider

There is talk of putting Rene Dupree into the ECW brand full time. He wrestled in a dark match last night and come off well.

Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

There are also discussions of putting the Boogeyman in ECW full time upon his return. The Boogeyman would add another "supernatural" character to the show and would also protect him from so much in ring time since that was one of the big criticisms of him on Smackdown.

Hmmmmm; interesting, to say the least....

CW Anderson will now be known as Christopher W. Anderson. This was done in part to separate him from the new CW Network which will air Smackdown but also to separate him from CM Punk.

Oh, yeah; I never thought about that. UPN+WB......wonder how that'll turn out.

At 8/2/06 01:43 PM, redface wrote: Much love man! You can say what you want about "Fuck-the-faces-Huzza-for-Heels", but you know that in the end, Heels Are only ther to make Faces Look good!

Eeexactly. It's only the truth.

...Have you guys ever noticed that...Well, That Sabu's Nipples are always hard? I guess he's aroused at the idea of beating the holy hell out of people.

Ooooookay.............that was fucked up.

At 8/2/06 04:23 PM, LordKooler wrote: SmackDown: Chris Benoit.

Crap; forgot to put him on my favorites list for SD!. I thought he was coming back - hurry the fuck up already!

At 8/2/06 04:40 PM, StevensA wrote:

At 8/2/06 04:00 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 8/1/06 11:38 PM, StevensA wrote:

Also, Tommy Dreamer's Diary of Violence returns to ECW.com saturday. Kelly's Expose is killed, and The Diary of Violence reinstated (something WWE DIDN'T want to do) all by fan polls? Gotta give WWE credit for making their polls matter, and I think it gives all of us hardcore faithful another reason to frequent ECW.com.

Okay. I guess WWE listens after all...

Well, good. Now let's hope it'll listen to the fans telling them to give Heyman his full control of ECW back.....

By the way, did anyone notice the audience chanting "Show your tits!"?

WTF? Didn't you guys vote for her NOT to do that?

At 8/2/06 08:49 PM, Yoyodog76 wrote:

At 8/2/06 05:41 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Yo what is happening with kane?He didnt apear on raw for the fourth or fifth time

Rumour around town is that Kane & Undertaker are planning to retire After Wrestlemania XXIII, And considering their Age, it's pretty beleivable.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Fuck that!!!

At 8/2/06 09:21 PM, redface wrote: Breaking News!

After Nearly A Year's Absence form The Ring, Hardcore Holly Is Currently Planning his ComeBack!

Alright! I like good news better than bad news!

At 8/2/06 10:43 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: That is good news considering teh infection that was in his arm almost killed him. Good to hear that he has gotten well enough to wrestle again.

Infection? Nearly killed? Looks like once again I missed something.

They also have a link that shows Ron Simmons WCW title win.

When the hell is he coming back? (smells rekindled feud between him & JBL, noting last time "Baroop" [did I spell that right?] was seen on the WWE)

At 8/3/06 02:05 PM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: Also, where's Boogeyman on the SummerSlam poster? If he does appear at SummerSlam this is what I think will happen.
In the King Booker/Batista match Boogeyman will interfere and spook Booker and then Batista will Batista Bomb him and get the victory. Then when Booker complains to Teddy Long about Boogeyman breaching the restraining order and all the "I'm gonna sue you, sucka!" business, Teddy explains that the order was signed Booker T. But since he is now 'legally' King Booker, the restraining order no longer applies. What do you guys think?

That's a really good ideea. Sounds like something Teddy would argue, and it's just the thing to piss "King" Booker off.

At 8/3/06 03:29 PM, redface wrote: Ahem, Farooq >:(

Whhops; looks like I was off a bit. What's behind him using that alias, anyway?

At 8/3/06 03:54 PM, Jeffaro wrote:

At 8/3/06 02:05 PM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: How old are Undertaker and Kane anyway?

Kane is 37 and taker is 38 they are around that age

THAT'S ALL? Hulk is 52; the Dead Bros. will be around for awhile longer, I'm sure.

At 8/3/06 09:06 PM, Assi9 wrote:

At 8/3/06 03:54 PM, Jeffaro wrote:

At 8/3/06 02:05 PM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: How old are Undertaker and Kane anyway?

Kane is 37 and taker is 38 they are around that age

THAT'S ALL? Hulk is 52; the Dead Bros. will be around for awhile longer, I'm sure.

When you take into account that when you get older your body can't take as much punishment as it could... Hogan has had multiple surgeries and can't really take a decent bump or he will get hurt. Both Kane and Taker have had their fair share of injuries and surgery and it may be catching up with them.

what do u guys think happened with the boogey man. he just disapeared from the smackdown 1 day?

LordKooler's TNA iMPACT! review
1.LAX vs Jerrelle Clark & Chasyn Rance
LAX won at the end. Then Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles appeared on the screen and said something about giving LAX the 187.
2.America's Most Wanted vs The Naturals
Shane Douglas has really helped the Naturals since he became their manager. When AMW came out, Gail Kim argued with Tenay & West. Gail's match against Sirelda at Hard Justice is gonna be a squash match. I have a feeling that Gail Kim is gonna job to Nicole Bass 2K6 at Hard Justice. The Naturals won at the end. Then Scott Steiner & Jeff Jarrett come out. After that, Larry Zbyszko comes out wearing a wig and kicks Jeff Jarrett out of the iMPACT! zone. But Jeff Jarrett didn't actually leave the iMPACT! zone. I'll get to that part later in the review.
3.Jay Lethal vs Petey Williams vs Sonjay Dutt vs Kazarian vs Alex Shelley
The winner of this match gets to face Senshi for the X Division championship at Hard Justice. This was a good match. Petey Williams won at the end. He will face Senshi for the X Division title at Hard Justice.
4.Jim Cornette segment
Jim Cornette is in the ring and announces these matches that will take place at Hard Justice, Brother Runt vs Abyss, America's Most Wanted vs The Naturals vs Matt Bentley & Kazarian vs The James Gang in a fatal four-way tag team match where the winning team becomes the no.1 contender to the NWA World Tag Team Championship, and Monty Brown vs Rhino vs Samoa Joe in a falls count anyware match. I have a feeling that the Brother Runt vs Abyss and the Samoa Joe vs Monty Brown vs Rhino matches will be on the next TNA Best of the bloodiest brawls dvd. Then Cornette says that Paparazzi Productions & Kevin Nash vs Sonjay Dutt, Jay Lethal, and Chris Sabin will take place on next week's iMPACT! Then Cornette orders everyone to leave except for Christian Cage & Scott Steiner. Cornette says that at Hard Justice, Christian Cage will be in Sting's corner while Steiner will be in Jarrett's corner. Then Steiner cuts a promo on Christian and insults Canada. Steiner calls Canada "Mexico North". If Steiner said that in Canada, He would get cheap heat for that. Then Christian says that he couldn't understand what Steiner was saying and wanted Steiner to spit out the marbles. It's like Christian thinks that Scott Steiner sounds like the Great Khali. Then Steiner and Christian started fighting. Then a "fan" wearing a Sting mask attacks Christian! That "fan" is actually Jeff Jarrett! He didn't leave the iMPACT! zone at all! Sting's feud with Jeff Jarrett is similar to his feud with Hulk Hogan during the nWo era of WCW. Sting called both Hogan & Jarrett cancers. I hope Sting defeats Jarrett in a CLEAN finish at Hard Justice. I don't want a repeat of what happened at Starrcade 1997.

At 8/3/06 04:07 PM, Zen444 wrote: I don't even know when Global is going to debut ECW.

RAW has moved from TSN to that channel "The Score" which has constant scores on the bottom of the screen and the right of the screen.

I really hate that too. Kind of is a let down.. At least ECW is going to a good channel, or at a least a canadian channel.

Apparently some of you are unfamiliar with ECW chants, not your fault, they really tape the show in front of an ECW crowd that knows them. Let's run down the most famous:

"ECW ECW ECW!" This is done for a spot which is signature to ECW, a performer working for WWE or TNA who was ECW, or in general just praising the company. We invented that shit, and anyone else doing it is copying the ECW fans.

"Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" done for an insane spot.

"She's a crackwhore!" derogatory chant at heel female valet, usually Francine.

"She's got herpes!" derogatory chant at heel female valet, usually a skanky one, usually directed at Francine or Chastity.

"Fuck you ____" derogatory chant to be used on any heel wrestler.

"Shut the fuck up! *clap, clap, clapclapclap* Shut the fuck up!" Used when promo goes too long, fans are chanting too loudly, or promo is boring.

"Sit the fuck down! *clap, clap, clapclapclap* Sit the fuck down!" Used when the front row is being disrespectful and don't let the rest of the floor section see the match.

"Thank you ___" Used to show respect to a wrestlers performance, or contribution to the company. Used on Paul E. primarily, also Tommy Dreamer. Used for any old school ECW main eventer these days.

"You suck dick! You suck dick!" Derogatory chant for heel wrestlers.

"Justan Asshole!" Derogatory chant for Justin Credible.

"Justa Pussy!" Derogatory chant for Justin Credible.

"Where's my pizza?" Derogatory FBI chant, based on a segment in which members Tommy Rich and Tracy Smothers demonstrated how to make a pizza. Usually followed by the other side of the arena with "Sal E. ate it!" a referrence to the girth of member Big Sal.

"Fuck 'em up ___ Fuck 'em up! *clap, clap*" Encouragement to face wrestler to beat hated heels, most commonly used for The Sandman.

"We want tables! We want chairs! We want blood!" Self-explanatory no?

New chants:

"You can't wrestle" Self-explanatory

I think that covers the biggest ones, anything I'm missing I'm sure someone will point out to me. But those are the major chants you're liable to hear at a full blown ECW show.

Two I forgot:

"You Sold Out!" Chanted at a departing wrestler who is leaving the company. Has also been used of late in reference to Paul E's betrayal of core ECW values.

"___'s a faggot!" rarely used heel wrestler chant.

At 8/2/06 05:41 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Yo what is happening with kane?He didnt apear on raw for the fourth or fifth time

He is going to SD! after Slamslam. expect to see the BOD again. PS: I see 1 more Taker major title reign before he retires.

It's alwasy fun to watch old ECW stuff and see how lively the crowd is. You know you are doing something right when the crowd does stuff like that.

The Undertaker vs. King Booker tonight. I love it I love it. But WWE.com didn't say it was a title match. Is it?

Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. :o

I don't know if this is good or bad but only time will tell,i still can't believe of all drugs he was addicted to Crystal Meth.

At 8/4/06 02:03 PM, X-Naut wrote: Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. :o

I don't know if this is good or bad but only time will tell,i still can't believe of all drugs he was addicted to Crystal Meth.

Right now its great... A Hardy Boyz reunion would be great for any tag-team division or Jeff could go to RAW and compete for the IC title... just imagine Jeff vs Shelton or Jeff vs Carlito or better yet a 4-way ladder match between Jeff Nitro Carlito and Benjamin.

Hey, Lordkooler, you seem like the guy to ask about this stuff, I was wondering if you could find me videos of the following matches:

Taipei Death Match

Lighttube Log Cabin Match

"Lucha en Jaula Electrificada" Match

Piranha death match

200 Light Tubes death match- The should be a good one because according to Wikipeida, This match type has been banned in several states!

Firestone death match

Anus Explosion death match

Electric Pool match

These all sound gresome and horriffic, but I'm sure you could find them with ease.

At 8/4/06 02:06 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 8/4/06 02:03 PM, X-Naut wrote: Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. :o

That's really great news! but, y'know...I've always wanted to see Jeff Wrestle in the context of TNA...Perhaps another day.

At 8/4/06 02:03 PM, X-Naut wrote: Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. :o

That is some great news right there. I hope he doesn't have a relapse. I hope they go to SD! and start a rivalry with London and Kendrick and the Pitbulls, which could lead to a TLC match.

At 8/4/06 02:33 PM, boloneyman wrote:

At 8/4/06 02:03 PM, X-Naut wrote: Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. :o

That is some great news right there. I hope he doesn't have a relapse. I hope they go to SD! and start a rivalry with London and Kendrick and the Pitbulls, which could lead to a TLC match.

Ah, the TLC match. The Hardys combined with a TLC match, equals a big push for the other tag teams involved. Thats like putting someone in HIAC with Taker.
Man, its been so long since I've seen Jeff wrestle, I can hardly remember his wrestling style. I can't wait, even though the wait between being hired and appearing onscreen can be a tedious wait...

Last night, I had looked at the link to Elijah Burke's stats that wasposted earlier - 102/103 knockouts? Geebus! Hopefully they'll have him in action tonight.....

At 8/4/06 12:42 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: Hogan has had multiple surgeries and can't really take a decent bump or he will get hurt. Both Kane and Taker have had their fair share of injuries and surgery and it may be catching up with them.

Excellent point. I had almost forgot about Hogan's new hip.

At 8/4/06 05:52 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

At 8/2/06 05:41 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Yo what is happening with kane?He didnt apear on raw for the fourth or fifth time

He is going to SD! after Slamslam. expect to see the BOD again. PS: I see 1 more Taker major title reign before he retires.

HOHO! Kane vs Khali - watcha' guys think? That'd be - as Taz would say - "GINORMOUSLY" nasty.

At 8/4/06 08:52 AM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: The way I see it, tonight's SD! main event is undoubtedly going to end in a disqualification. Either Batista's going to interfere and attack King Booker, or Great Khali's going to interfere and attack Undertaker. Or both. But Batista interfering seems more plausible considering the need to set up his SummerSlam rivalry with Booker.

Wait a sec - we're getting Booker vs. Taker tonight? Should've guessed that he'd be goin' for a title shot.

At 8/4/06 02:03 PM, X-Naut wrote: Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. :o

I don't know if this is good or bad but only time will tell,i still can't believe of all drugs he was addicted to Crystal Meth.

And they got on Orton's case over pot?

Anyway, at least I'll get to see a Hardy I don't know.

At 8/4/06 02:17 PM, redface wrote: Hey, Lordkooler, you seem like the guy to ask about this stuff, I was wondering if you could find me videos of the following matches:

Taipei Death Match
Lighttube Log Cabin Match
"Lucha en Jaula Electrificada" Match
Piranha death match
200 Light Tubes death match- The should be a good one because according to Wikipeida, This match type has been banned in several states!
Firestone death match
Anus Explosion death match
Electric Pool match

These all sound gresome and horriffic, but I'm sure you could find them with ease.

Good god, redface - where the fuck did ya' find these? ANUS EXPLOSION? Reminds me about the "Texas Chili-Bowl" thing I heard they do in prisons........

At 8/4/06 02:19 PM, The_D-Lucks_Edition wrote: OMFG. A Hardy Boyz reunion would definately get Matt out of his jobber status and reawaken the fans. Hopefully, Jeff will be going to SD! rather than RAW. The Hardys are better as a team than in singles action.

GOOD! We need more tag teams over there. The Pitbulls 2K6 & The Hooligans aren't enough - unless Elijah & Sylvester tag up.......o_O That would be scary........

At 8/4/06 02:33 PM, boloneyman wrote:

At 8/4/06 02:03 PM, X-Naut wrote: Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. :o

That is some great news right there. I hope he doesn't have a relapse. I hope they go to SD! and start a rivalry with London and Kendrick and the Pitbulls, which could lead to a TLC match.

TABLES-LADDERS-CHAIRS! TABLES-LADDERS-CHAIRS!

At 8/4/06 05:06 PM, Assi9 wrote:

At 8/4/06 02:17 PM, redface wrote: Anus Explosion death match

Good god, redface - where the fuck did ya' find these? ANUS EXPLOSION? Reminds me about the "Texas Chili-Bowl" thing I heard they do in prisons........

Supposedly, the Loser gets abused with Fireworks and other stuff. I figure LordKooler is really into these gruesome matches, maybe he could find them for me.

Makes sense to put Jeff and Matt back together, it'd be a good temp ratings boost for SD! who badly need something to make them seem like destination programming. If they want to ever push Jeff as a single though, he needs to be sent to ECW.

At 8/4/06 05:53 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Makes sense to put Jeff and Matt back together, it'd be a good temp ratings boost for SD! who badly need something to make them seem like destination programming. If they want to ever push Jeff as a single though, he needs to be sent to ECW.

In ECW, they already have loads of main eventers, and quite a few people who would be viable for the ECW title now, or sometime in the future. Plus, Jeff is a loose cannon. Putting him into a more free environment in ECW could either tempt him away from the straight road, or make him feel more comfortable.
Whereas on SD! with Matt, he will have someone to stay close to, who can possibly make sure he doesn't stray.
I dunno, what would you say is best for him?

The Undertaker defeats King Booker via disqualification.
Batista defeats Mr. Kennedy.
Kristal defeats Ashley.
New tag team defeats Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki. (I don't remember new tag names).
Tatanka defeats Sylvan.
If I forgot some matches please tell me.