Well, we started out with a Tap only match With Sabu vs. Roadkill (?) well, Sabu got right on with the Camel Clutch, then hit a DDT, then Sabu setup a chair, but roadkill got him, then Roadkill got a neckbreaker, and got another 2 count. Roadkill then plowed into Sabu with an avalanche, and got a 2-count, then Roadkill set up a table, but then Sabu did some move, and then roadkill got off a cutthroat slam inside the ring, and roadkill threw the chair out of the ring, and roadkill got some slam down on sabu, and got a 2 count, but sabu made it to the rope, then roadkill set up a tale, and then smacked Sabu with a chair, but sabu got the chair, and got a groin shot with a chair. Then sabu got a very nice hurricanagra from the top rope down, and got a 2 coint, then Sabu climbed on the top rope, and did an Atomic Arabian Rib-Buster, and Sabu got the camel clutch again, but then Sabu set a chair on to roadkill, and drove it into his neck with the Camel Clutch, succesfully making RK tap out.
Highlights: It was definately good to see RK's debut in the new ECW, and he had a few interesting moves, but he just went downhill after the Groin shot with a chair. But Sabu's hurrican-agra from the top rope was also very interesting, and so was his Steel-chair Camel Clutch combo.
Then Tommy Dreamer told The Big show Thank You for the beatig, and then asked for another just like it. Then BS climbed over the top rope, as TD tried to combat him, but he got Head-Butted 3 times by TBS, then TBS body slammed Dreamer into the ring 1... 2... no, 3 times! Then TBS got a Reverse Chokeslam invert Sleeper Slam, and then he threw Tommy Dreamer to the side of the ring, and left. Then Kellys Kidnapper was staring at her tities, then she promised to be in his corner.... WTF?
I missed all of Kurt Angles speech, but then Mke Knox came out with the sexy Kelly. In a singles match against New Jersey's Daddy Dori. Well, it started off with a stare down, then a lock up, and Dori took a kick to the gut, and Mike got an elevated power bomb, and then kelly went over to a fan, and Kelly started stripping for him, but then Mike Knox shoved the fan into a steel chair (LAW SUIT!) And Daddy Dori got some momentum, but Knox got a face first blow to the mat on Daddy Dori, and he stared at the cameras (After the 3-count) And kelly got up on stafe, will we finally get to see those Boozums? Nope, I doubt it.
Well snoop dog sang a song as Kelly went on with her Expose, a bit of upskirt action, as kelly teased us a bit, she's wearing a thong, through that see through skimpy skirt. and She jremoved all but her under garments, and showed off that very nice rump crack of hers, and she slowly removed her straps some, as Mike Knox told her to stop, but she refused, and teased us some with those panties, as Mike Knox took her away right as we were about to see that glorified pussy, fucking Bitch mike knox.
Then some Gay dide came ouy, no doubt a squash for the Sandman, I predict. We have a male exobitionist apparently..., and then just as I predicted, the Sandman came out with his singapore cane (Kendo Stick) and started laughing at whom I like to callMan0kelly, as man kelly whooped his pants off, and started masturbating with Sandmans Kane, and took his beer, and Sandman got pissed, and whacked him right in his jewels, and started beating him with his Kane, then smacked him right outta the ring, revealing his fat thong, and he has a red-mark on his rump from the Kane, as Sandman started to bleed from his Can-crush. Then Paul gave RVD a pep talk, and RVD quickly ditched the scene, as we cut to Edge and his simple sex partner Lita walking out, as Edge stole 2 fans seats. Then Tazz got all pissed at Edge, and they go tin some gay argument.
Then Kurt Angle came out in an ECW Title match against the 235-pounder RVD. We started off with a lock up, and a chant, as angle got a power half on angle, then slapped him, and RVD got Angle in a head lock, but Angle powerd off, as Angle tried to get a head submission on RVd. Then Angle got a forearm uppercut chin contact on RVD, but RVD threw angle into the corner, and got a gigantic monkey flip on Angle, then RVD got an odd submission on angle, then RVD got stuck in a head submission,m which changed into an arm subbmission, but RVD put angle in the corner, but Angle got out, but RVD got a windmill kick on RVD, and went up to the corner, but Angle shoved him off, and RVD slammed his face right on the outside of the ring. We cam back with RVD in an inverted side sleeper, RVD tease tapping, trying to stand up, then RVD got a jawbreaker on Angle, and Angle got a Belly-2-belly suplex, and Angle got a backbreaker on RVD, then a 2 count, and another 2 counr, as angle had some kind of Chokehold, as RVD got a 2 count, and RVD got an indian hold, and RVD shut Angle in the corner, and RVD got ome shoulder blows, as Angle got a german suplex and a 2 count on Angle, and then pulled RVD's ponytail, and then got a Camel Clutch on RVD,, and RVD stood up and got some elbows into Angle, but angle got a power half Slam on RVD, and RVD got a spring koick on Angle, then Angle got some more fore-arm uppercuts on RVD, and RVD got shoved into the corner but countered, and RVD got some close lines, as Angle got a Leg-crane suplex, and a 2-1/2 count, and RVD went for a victory roll, but angle countered with the ankle lock, But RVD countered, and Angle got the Ankle lock, but RVD then countered, and got a 2-1/2 count on angle, and RVD went for an aroa; manuever, but Angle got the Ankle lock, but RVD hit the bottom rope, but Angle got it again, but RVD got to the bottom rope and threw angle out of the ring. And RVD got Legdrop and a 2 count, and Angle went for a cradle, and threw RVD into the corner, but RVD shoved him into the corner, and RVD went for rollling thunder, but RVD countered with some side kicks to the head, and RVD hit the split-legged moonsault, and got a 2-count, and angle went for the german, and went for an ankle lock, but RVD countered with a mule-kick, and RVD went for the 5-star frog splash, but Angle got a belly-to belly, then Angle went for the Angle slam, but RVD countered with an elevated DDT, and then RVD hit the ***** frog splash, and got the 3 count, hen Edge went into the ring, and speared RVD, and started frenchingLita, and Mocking RVD. Then a lady sniffeed a flower and turned to water.
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