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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-27 23:05:35


Well, we started out with a Tap only match With Sabu vs. Roadkill (?) well, Sabu got right on with the Camel Clutch, then hit a DDT, then Sabu setup a chair, but roadkill got him, then Roadkill got a neckbreaker, and got another 2 count. Roadkill then plowed into Sabu with an avalanche, and got a 2-count, then Roadkill set up a table, but then Sabu did some move, and then roadkill got off a cutthroat slam inside the ring, and roadkill threw the chair out of the ring, and roadkill got some slam down on sabu, and got a 2 count, but sabu made it to the rope, then roadkill set up a tale, and then smacked Sabu with a chair, but sabu got the chair, and got a groin shot with a chair. Then sabu got a very nice hurricanagra from the top rope down, and got a 2 coint, then Sabu climbed on the top rope, and did an Atomic Arabian Rib-Buster, and Sabu got the camel clutch again, but then Sabu set a chair on to roadkill, and drove it into his neck with the Camel Clutch, succesfully making RK tap out.
Highlights: It was definately good to see RK's debut in the new ECW, and he had a few interesting moves, but he just went downhill after the Groin shot with a chair. But Sabu's hurrican-agra from the top rope was also very interesting, and so was his Steel-chair Camel Clutch combo.

Then Tommy Dreamer told The Big show Thank You for the beatig, and then asked for another just like it. Then BS climbed over the top rope, as TD tried to combat him, but he got Head-Butted 3 times by TBS, then TBS body slammed Dreamer into the ring 1... 2... no, 3 times! Then TBS got a Reverse Chokeslam invert Sleeper Slam, and then he threw Tommy Dreamer to the side of the ring, and left. Then Kellys Kidnapper was staring at her tities, then she promised to be in his corner.... WTF?

I missed all of Kurt Angles speech, but then Mke Knox came out with the sexy Kelly. In a singles match against New Jersey's Daddy Dori. Well, it started off with a stare down, then a lock up, and Dori took a kick to the gut, and Mike got an elevated power bomb, and then kelly went over to a fan, and Kelly started stripping for him, but then Mike Knox shoved the fan into a steel chair (LAW SUIT!) And Daddy Dori got some momentum, but Knox got a face first blow to the mat on Daddy Dori, and he stared at the cameras (After the 3-count) And kelly got up on stafe, will we finally get to see those Boozums? Nope, I doubt it.

Well snoop dog sang a song as Kelly went on with her Expose, a bit of upskirt action, as kelly teased us a bit, she's wearing a thong, through that see through skimpy skirt. and She jremoved all but her under garments, and showed off that very nice rump crack of hers, and she slowly removed her straps some, as Mike Knox told her to stop, but she refused, and teased us some with those panties, as Mike Knox took her away right as we were about to see that glorified pussy, fucking Bitch mike knox.

Then some Gay dide came ouy, no doubt a squash for the Sandman, I predict. We have a male exobitionist apparently..., and then just as I predicted, the Sandman came out with his singapore cane (Kendo Stick) and started laughing at whom I like to callMan0kelly, as man kelly whooped his pants off, and started masturbating with Sandmans Kane, and took his beer, and Sandman got pissed, and whacked him right in his jewels, and started beating him with his Kane, then smacked him right outta the ring, revealing his fat thong, and he has a red-mark on his rump from the Kane, as Sandman started to bleed from his Can-crush. Then Paul gave RVD a pep talk, and RVD quickly ditched the scene, as we cut to Edge and his simple sex partner Lita walking out, as Edge stole 2 fans seats. Then Tazz got all pissed at Edge, and they go tin some gay argument.

Then Kurt Angle came out in an ECW Title match against the 235-pounder RVD. We started off with a lock up, and a chant, as angle got a power half on angle, then slapped him, and RVD got Angle in a head lock, but Angle powerd off, as Angle tried to get a head submission on RVd. Then Angle got a forearm uppercut chin contact on RVD, but RVD threw angle into the corner, and got a gigantic monkey flip on Angle, then RVD got an odd submission on angle, then RVD got stuck in a head submission,m which changed into an arm subbmission, but RVD put angle in the corner, but Angle got out, but RVD got a windmill kick on RVD, and went up to the corner, but Angle shoved him off, and RVD slammed his face right on the outside of the ring. We cam back with RVD in an inverted side sleeper, RVD tease tapping, trying to stand up, then RVD got a jawbreaker on Angle, and Angle got a Belly-2-belly suplex, and Angle got a backbreaker on RVD, then a 2 count, and another 2 counr, as angle had some kind of Chokehold, as RVD got a 2 count, and RVD got an indian hold, and RVD shut Angle in the corner, and RVD got ome shoulder blows, as Angle got a german suplex and a 2 count on Angle, and then pulled RVD's ponytail, and then got a Camel Clutch on RVD,, and RVD stood up and got some elbows into Angle, but angle got a power half Slam on RVD, and RVD got a spring koick on Angle, then Angle got some more fore-arm uppercuts on RVD, and RVD got shoved into the corner but countered, and RVD got some close lines, as Angle got a Leg-crane suplex, and a 2-1/2 count, and RVD went for a victory roll, but angle countered with the ankle lock, But RVD countered, and Angle got the Ankle lock, but RVD then countered, and got a 2-1/2 count on angle, and RVD went for an aroa; manuever, but Angle got the Ankle lock, but RVD hit the bottom rope, but Angle got it again, but RVD got to the bottom rope and threw angle out of the ring. And RVD got Legdrop and a 2 count, and Angle went for a cradle, and threw RVD into the corner, but RVD shoved him into the corner, and RVD went for rollling thunder, but RVD countered with some side kicks to the head, and RVD hit the split-legged moonsault, and got a 2-count, and angle went for the german, and went for an ankle lock, but RVD countered with a mule-kick, and RVD went for the 5-star frog splash, but Angle got a belly-to belly, then Angle went for the Angle slam, but RVD countered with an elevated DDT, and then RVD hit the ***** frog splash, and got the 3 count, hen Edge went into the ring, and speared RVD, and started frenchingLita, and Mocking RVD. Then a lady sniffeed a flower and turned to water.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-27 23:06:49


Oh, man!

RVD v. Angle was a great match.

So was Sabu v. Roadkill.

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-27 23:20:00


The RVD vs Angle match had match of the year candidate written all over and it didn't dissapoint what made it better was the fact that the main event lasted like 20 minutes you don't often see that on RAW or Smackdown.

And What the hell are they doing with Dreamer? Let the man do something other than get his ass kciked by the Big Show.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-27 23:20:24


ECW was alright tonight. RVD versus Angle was an awesome match. When Edge sat down I'm pretty sure I heard a kid yell "you suck douche!"


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 00:18:20


Grr, Sandman is just beating im ficticious characters, Theys hould hand him tony marmaluke, or a handicap match with sandman vs. the FBI, just to put those whimps out of there missery.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 07:29:23


WE LOVE CENA! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE LOVE CENA! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

E-C-DUB was great last night, and that chant made my day.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 08:43:08


I wouldn't call the FBI wimps, but I do think Sandman needs at least one offical match in the near future.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 13:04:23


kelly segements are great. lol when she went up to a fan and the fan got throw to a chair that was fucking funni.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 13:10:12


At 6/28/06 01:04 PM, AnzRage wrote: kelly segements are great. lol when she went up to a fan and the fan got throw to a chair that was fucking funni.

Too bad we're never going to actually see her naked but they should really put a stop to them, they need more than 2 matches per show and Sandman hitting someone with a Kendo stick.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 20:54:52


I found two more wrestling matches that you guys should watch.

Megumi Kudo & Combat Toyoda vs Manami Toyota & Toshiyo Yamada. FMW 05/05/1993.

Samoa Joe vs Jack Evans vs Delirious vs Ebessan in a Four Corner Survival Match for the ROH Pure championship from ROH Final Showdown 05/13/2005.

I hope you guys enjoy those matches. Out of all the matches that I posted on Page 464, Which one is your favourite?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 20:58:29


I'm gonna give some props and say that my favorite match was the women's match between Chigusa Nagayo vs Devil Masumi .


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 21:23:12


Now, ECW, for the most part, was good. Except the whole thing about the fans chanting for Cena. Why? This isn't the ECW I remember...why..fuck you, John Cena!

Apart from that, the RVD vs. Angle match was great. The best match I've seen in a loooong time. Sabu vs. Roadkill wasn't too bad, either. Maybe Vince should take notes on ECW matches and incorporate them into matches for RAW and SmackDown!.

Now, although Kelly is a fucking "hawty", this whole expose thing is taunting me. I wanted to see the naked boobies. But, that'll never happen. (sighs, then takes his Prozac and drinks his water.)

On a final note, who here has at least seen the Dusty Rhodes DVD?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-28 21:32:03


Hey StevensA, Did you watch the matches that I recently posted on this page and out of all the matches that I posted on Page 464, Which ones were your favourite?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 00:13:52


Time for some thoughts on the show last night. Reading through some recaps posted here it's DAMN apparent WWE needs to do a way better job of promoting the former ECW talents to the audience, especially guys who weren't as well known like Doring and Roadkill, the last ECW tag champs. Onto the show itself:

Positives: The opening match was excellent. Roadkill and Sabu had a very fun ECW style of match, and they were smart in actually making it competitive, Roadkill still has a lot of years in him, he works hard, and the old ECW crowd was very into his Amish gimmick. Glad to see he wasn't squashed here...Kurt Angle cut a good intense promo, I'm really enjoying the edge Kurt is displaying as part of his new ECW character...I think Knox showed some potential in both his ring work, and in his promo skills...The main event was an excellent excellent bout. RVD seems completely re-energized by the return of ECW, and it is really shining through in his work of late, I haven't been this excited to see RVD wrestle each week since back when he was feuding with Jerry Lynn. I also didn't mind the after the fact attack by Edge here, because it builds to SNM, but I certainly don't want to see it every week. I also applaud creative for doing the right thing and giving RVD a clean win over Angle after the screwy finish on Monday.

Negatives: I wonder what they told Danny Doring they were going to do with him when they brought him in? Doring is someone that was ECW trained (I'm surprised Tazz didn't make mention of training both Doring and Roadkill) and while he's never going to be a main event player, he's certainly better then getting squashed by the new guy. Plus, I feel he and Roadkill should start working as a team again, at least long enough to ressurect and drop the tag belts....Kelly is worthless, for real, the girl is a friggin model with no wrestling experience, and frankly? I'm sick of seeing her attempt to take her clothes off every week, especially because it was just so dumb that Mike Knox would have let her get on the stage, and get that far into it. Let's let this be the last week for "Kelly's Expose" Knox is a great storyline reason to end it...I've said it before, and I'm gonna keep saying it until it gets addressed: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING FOCUS ON THE ECW BELT?! I understand why it wouldn't be pushed on RAW, but goddamn, why would an ECW guy (Kurt Angle) want to challenge the champion of his show, for a shot at the WWE TITLE?! I could understand if he challenged for BOTH belts so as to be a double champion, but when he only challenges for ONE of the belts, and it's the belt that isn't the main title for the brand, you make that brand's belt look inferior. It's not hard to take care of this little logic flaw, just have Paul E. say something like "due to his commitments to hanging onto the WWE title for ECW, RVD will not defend the ECW belt until further notice", something simple like that would do me fine. It just makes me now want RVD to drop the WWE belt as soon as possible so that the ECW belt can get it's proper due.

A little of both: Big Show kills Tommy Dreamer to look impressive...and what is Tommy getting out of this exactly? Right now this dosen't feel like a feud, it feels like filler. I think they need to try having a real match next week, and try making this seem a bit more competitive...The Sandman segment went a bit too long, I'm in the minority it seems as I found it amusing, but it was a joke that was taking too long to get to the punch line, but I enjoyed it when it did, because nothing will piss Sandman off more then wasting beer. Oh, and the stripper? A member of WWE Creative...for serious...which makes it all the better because those bastards have been deserving of a beating for awhile...Ok, a vampire is stalking ECW, move to the next level with this, or cut it out. It's filler right now, and while I appreciate slow burns, and WWE's desire to keep Sci-Fi concessions to a minimum on the show, this is starting to become a situation of "use it or lose it" which is something that is annoying me about a lot of the show lately.

Overall? I give this show a thumbs up, a strong opener, a slightly weak middle that really needs to break the current "formula" and either get these people doing something else, or give them a week or two off so as to have it come back fresh, a damn good main event. I enjoyed a lot more then I hated on the show, and overall I'm still willing to support the new direction of the show. Probably because I deep down already care about these performers more then most anyone else on the other shows.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 11:33:33


On the subject of the ECW belt, that was exactly what I was thinking. He really needs ro defend the ECW belt soon.

When is the Saturday show anyway? Is it this week?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 11:38:22


At 6/29/06 11:33 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:
When is the Saturday show anyway? Is it this week?

Nope. It will be on July 15th.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 16:05:02


Johnny Parisi just got released. Read below to find out more.

Johnny Parisi Released.

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to an agreement on the release of Johnny Parisi. WWE wishes Johnny the best in all future endeavors.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 16:52:36


Johnny Who?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 21:30:57


i heard DX is banned from RAW...is that right? i mean cmon...

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 22:15:15


Here's a fun comedy match that you guys should watch.

Do Fixer (Magnum TOKYO & Genki Horiguchi & Dragon Kid) vs The Florida Brothers (Daniel Mishima & Michael Iwasa & KENSKEE)
The video is divided into two parts.

Part 1.

Part 2.

I hope you guys enjoy this match. It's a comedy classic. Did anyone watch the matches that I posted on Page 465 yet?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-29 22:42:48


It looks like the ECW Heavyweight Title will finally be defended for the first time, next Tuesday--the 4th of July.

This is the article from WrestleZone:

"Main Event For ECW's July 4th Show Confirmed

The main event for the July 4th ECW show will be Rob Van Dam vs. Edge, with both the ECW and WWE titles at stake."

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 01:26:55


I can confirm from PWInsider that both belts will indeed be on the line come Tuesday. Finally.

In bad news however, Vince and Kevin Dunn made it very clear Tuesday Vince is not happy with the direction of the new ECW, so he will be taking control of the show from now on. Kiss any chance of Paul E. truly overcoming and having this feel really alternative good bye.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 01:32:23


What?! Can't he let someone who knows his audience do his job?! With Vince at the helm ECW is not going to be ECW.. More like WWE---cw.

not a good sign, and unless Vince is willing to work with Heymen and not against his ideas and how he wants things to go, things are going to go downhill.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 01:38:24


At 6/30/06 01:26 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
In bad news however, Vince and Kevin Dunn made it very clear Tuesday Vince is not happy with the direction of the new ECW, so he will be taking control of the show from now on. Kiss any chance of Paul E. truly overcoming and having this feel really alternative good bye.

WOW! Why the hell can't Mcmahon just let Heyman do his thing? So far the ratings have been good every week and instead of just letting things run its course he has to get his nose in ECW's business... So does this mean that from next week forward ECW is going to be a big ball of suck? I hope not but...


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 01:43:29


LordKooler's TNA iMPACT! review
1.Christian Cage segment
Christian cuts a promo in the ring and calls out Sting. Then Sting comes out and the two talk about some stuff. I'd like to see a feud between Christian & Sting.
2.Team Canada (Petey Williams & Eric Young) vs Chris Sabin & Jay Lethal
A good match. Team Canada won after Petey Williams hit the Canadian destroyer. Eric Young is becoming one of my favourite TNA wrestlers. I'd like to see him face Kikutaro. It would be the greatest comedy match of all time if it happened. Kikutaro was formally known as Ebessan. He had comedy classics with Kuishinbo Kamen in Osaka Pro and Pro Wrestling Guerrilla and against Samoa Joe, Jack Evans, and Delirious in Ring of Honor. I posted those matches here in the Wrestling club. If you want to find out more about Kikutaro click here.
3.Monty Brown vs Norman Smiley
Norman Smiley returns to TNA after wrestling in South Korea, Japan, Guam, and Hawaii. Monty Brown squashes him at the end.
4.Team 3D vs America's Most Wanted
Team 3D won at the end. Then the James Gang came out and answered Team 3D's challenge. Their partner at Victory Road is Abyss. Abyss attacked Team 3D and put Brother Runt through a Table.
5.Jim Cornette segment
Jim Cornette is in the ring and almost every wrestler on the TNA roster appear near the ramps. During the segment, Jim Cornette fires Earl Hebner for what he did during the Third King of the Mountain match at Slammiversary. Then he disbands Team Canada. With Team Canada gone, What kind of gimmicks are all the former members gonna get? What country will replace them in the next World X Cup? Then Cornette says that the AMW & Gail Kim vs AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels & Amazon Woman match at Victory Road will be for the Tag Team Titles. Then Cornette says that the Christian Cage vs Scott Steiner vs Sting vs Samoa Joe match at Victory Road will be for the No.1 contendership for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Then Cornette gives the NWA World Title back to Jeff Jarrett.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 01:50:30


I'd like to ask aviewaskewed, Outlaw88, and pepeatumi a question, Did any of you guys watch the matches that I posted on Page 465? And what are your opinions on Johnny Parisi getting released?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 02:31:16


I'm on dial-up, so most video dowloads either don't work for me, or are so horribly slow and "buffer" so bad it's usually not worth the effort.

As for Johnny Parisi...seriously, who the hell was he? I haven't actually watched anything beyond the Tuesday ECW show end to end in so long. I find any not ECW WWE programing to be by and large boring. As for ECW, the fact that they still booked a good wrestling main event is encouraging. I'm not sure what Vince's imput will be, but I would say you can definitely expect ECW alumni to be de-pushed in favor of the new kids I'd say.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 02:42:47


At 6/30/06 02:31 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: As for Johnny Parisi...seriously, who the hell was he? I haven't actually watched anything beyond the Tuesday ECW show end to end in so long. I find any not ECW WWE programing to be by and large boring. As for ECW, the fact that they still booked a good wrestling main event is encouraging. I'm not sure what Vince's imput will be, but I would say you can definitely expect ECW alumni to be de-pushed in favor of the new kids I'd say.

Johnny Parisi is Johnny Swinger. Remember when he teamed with Simon Diamond during the dying days of the old ECW?


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 05:49:11


At 6/28/06 09:23 PM, StevensA wrote: Now, ECW, for the most part, was good. Except the whole thing about the fans chanting for Cena. Why? This isn't the ECW I remember...why..fuck you, John Cena!

Surprisingly, the fans root for Cena when he chases the belt and boo him once he is the champ. The reason is that most fans like Cena the "street fighter" than Cena the "champ". However, after seeing the signs like "if Cena retains, we riot", Vince will have to think about it before giving the belt back to immediately.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-06-30 07:35:23


Norman Smiley seems cool. That thing he did to Monty, he was like STOP. NORMAN TIME! but he seems old.

Samoa Joke In the picture for the NWA title? *deep, disgusted sigh* suddenly, TNA has become a lesser brand.

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