Yoyodog76's ECW Report!
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We started out the night with a gothic chick, with odd playing cards, recapping the ECW invasion of RAW, then talking about Edge & Orton vs. RVD & The humen suplex machine, Kurt Angle. Then we cut into the opening theme of ECW. Then fans cheering as Joey Styles started talking about there location. Same with Tazz.
After this there was a 1-fall singles competition: Sabu vs. (Cut's to a picture of Cena) Tony Mamaluke (F.B.I.), *Escorted by Trinity). Sabu quickly got some punches, then a drop kick to the feet, and got a 2-count, then Tony M. got a 2-count as well, and suplexed Sabu to the mat. Then got some punches on Sabu in the corner, but Sabu countered, and got a 2 count, then got into an odd submission hold. Sabu then The Triple Jump, and set up a table, but Tony then threw him in the ring, and smacked a steel chair into his face. Then Tony climbed the turnbuckle, but Sabu threw the chair at him as he flew down. Then Sabu got Tony on the table, and jumped off the top rope into Tony. Then Sabu got a Seesaw summersault, into the Camel Hold, making Tony Tap out. Then Sabu argued with the ref, Climbed out of the ring and left.
Then Kelly talks about her embarassing bra mishap, and again tells us she's going to shuw us EVERYTHING. Then cut into a geico commercial.
Then RVD talks about his match, wearing his elegant ECW belt... And the WWE Championship right below it... Bitch doesn' deserve to wear two belts.
Then TBS (The Big Show), The biggest athlete in the world today. Came out Against Tommy Dreamer. A staredown happened, and ECW's tommy D. comes out and talks about ECW, as TBS throws him into the steel chair, then throws him into the ring barricade, then snakes some punches to the face. , then Rams Tommy Dreamer's back into the steel ringpost. Then TD climbed up TBS, only to get another punch to the face. Then TBS did somesort of chokeslam onto his knee, then got TD in a choke, and evacuated the ring, leavubg TD in the ring. Cut to commercial.
Then 'Macho Libre' Comes out, and acts all HILARIOUS, but the Sandman comes out, and 'Macho Libre' tells sandman something, but get's the hell beat out of him with a Kendo stick, then get's hit with a white russian leg sweep, and get's pinned for the 3-coount, and the victor is... THE SANDMAN.
Then a referee informs Paul Heymaan that Johnny C's oin the parking lot. Then cut to commercial.
Then Paul H. riles up the ECW lockerroom, as Cena comes in (With a blackeye) and Start;s Disssin' Sabu. Then Cena tells Paul H. to bring everyone, for an EXTREME LUMBERJACK MATCH at Vengance. And Paul H. & Sabu accepts the proposal. Then Cena leaves the ECW arena.
Then Kelly Came out. The ECW Vixen. Looking very sexy, she rubs her thighs, and opens her legs, while thn turning atound and showing us her ace through her undies. Then she pulled her sweater down, but fixes it after a moment. Then shakes her booty at us. While showing some disappointment, she removes her belt and her sweater, fixing the mood some. She then flaunts her stuff, and rubbed her titties, then did some more booty shaking. And yet againm just slid off the cups of her Bra, and put her hands over her nipples. but then Someone comes out, and wraps a towel around Kelly. Then escorts her back into the locker room. So can we call her not stripping her fault???
Then tey showed a replay of edge's spear on RVD last week. Then cut to DX commercial.
Then edge comes out with his "Simple Sex PArtner Lita" -Joey Styles. For his tag-team match with Randy Orton v. RVD & The Human Suplex Machine, Kurt Angle. Then Edge said... "I think that ECW Sucks!" He went on to tell the fans they suck. but then Randy Orton comes out, playing his theme song, (Which as much as I despise Randy Orton, his song is very good!). Then Mr. Integrity, Gold Metalist in wrestling, Kurt Angle comes out. Then RVD came out, (Who I like him and his song.) THE ECW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION came out... yada yada yada... Two Belts... Please note: RVD is the holder of the only ECW belt in existance right now. It started out with Kurt Angle vs. Edge, as Kurt Went for an ankle lock, but edge got the bottom rope. With a second double leg suplex, he ttag's with RVD, and Van Dam get's some punches off, then tags in foor Orten, and Orton Slams RVD into a turn buckle, and get's hit with a high-roundhouse kick, then hit Orton with a leaping Side-kick and smashed Orton ove r the top rope. Then got some punches off outside the ring, and did a jump onto orton, then Randy reversed the mood, and tagged to edge, whom threw RVD into the corner, and took an Elbow to the face, but RVD ran to the rope, But Lita pulled the rope down, and Cut to commercial, mid match. (15 minutes left of ECW) Then we return to RVD and edge, but edge tags, and Orton get's a 2-count, but angle split's it up. Then Orton tag's to edge, who throws RVD out of the ring over the second rope. ThenEdge slams his elbows into RVD's back, Then Irish Whips RVD into the steel steps. Edge then threw RVD into the riing, and got a 1 or 2-count, but then tags to Orton, and dropkicks RVD to the face, and get's a 2 and 1/2 count on RVD, then tags to Edge. Who get's slammed to the mat after being poked in the eye, then crawls over to Angle, after Edge tags to orton, and Angle gives Orton a Triple German Suplex, then germans edge, then Angle get's the ankle lock on Orton, but edge saves him. Then Edge goes to knock anle down from the top turnbuckle, but end's up Belly-tobellying Edge. Then orton goes after the under knee-caps of Angle. Orton then tags. Edge throws Angle out of the ring. Edge slams Angle's head into the steel steps. And throws Angle into the ring, then get's a 2-count on Angle. Angle then get's a choke on Edge, but Lita breaks it up. Edge tags to Orton. Orton gets an Ankle lock on orton, but Orton quickly tags. Angle boots Edge to the face. Angle tags to RVD, who closelines Edge, high kicks him to the chin, get's the piscato on Orton. Then goes after Edge with a chair, but orton grabs him, but then gets a smack to the head, then Angle 'Angle Slam's' Lita. then RVD nails the Rob-van-daminator on Orton, But Edge cut's off RVD's rollint thunder, and Edge goes for the spear, but RVD reverses, and RVD get's the Five-star Frog-Splash. Making RVD & Angle the winner's. Huge win for ECW, says Tazz, then compliments RVD on his gold. Then the night Ends.