At this point, Terry Funk comes from backstage (bandaged up) with his own weapon. He lights the barbed board on fire, hits Foley twice (Foley catches on fire), and hits Foley off the ropes into that plywood of barbed wire. The board ends up breaking, and Foley hits it bad. Terry Funk apparently felt the need to join Foley and jumps onto the board himself. I'd say he was trying to hurt Foley in the process, but did so minimally, as it seemed.
In the end, that girl gets Speared by Edge and is pinned in a provocative manner. One hell of a match. While it doesn't beat Eddie Guerrero's match on the Muta Scale, it was one of the best hardcore matches I've ever seen, if not THE best hardcore match.
Result: Mick Foley, Edge, and Lita def. Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk, and That Girl via Pin
Match 6 - Balls Mahoney vs. Masato Tanaka
No funny names this time, sorry...I didn't even know these two guys...
The match was really good, and I liked these two wrestlers immediately, especially Mahoney. I can tell this guy likes the following:
1) Beer
2) Being Funny
This guy was hilarious, and I really wanted him to win right from the start.
Highlights: Mahoney was Superplexed by Tanaka onto a chair, after which Mahoney executed his own Superplex. In the end, these two had a chair duel, which was won after Mahoney disarmed Tanaka and gave him a nice blow to the head with his chair for a quick pin and win.
What a great match. I hope this is indicative of the general show quality of ECW.
Result: Balls Mahoney def. Masato Tanaka via Pin
Run, Eugene, Run!
As they started announcing the final match (Cena vs. RVD), I looked at my watch. It was only around 10PM, which means the PPV was only two hours in. I was confused why the final match was so early. Soon after doing so, I was given a clear reason why...
Our friend Eugene comes out all happy and grabs the mic. He says he wants to tell everyone that he loves ECW. As he pulls a cheap shot on ECW (saying his "Uncle Eric" said he was as smart as the ECW wrestlers), he starts getting booed. He then breaks out in poetry.
Now, as much as I loved Heidenreich's poems, I don't need to hear Eugene's. Neither did the Sandman, for that matter. He was not happy. He comes out, cigarette, kendo stick, and all, and proceeds to start down to the arena.
After 12 hours of waiting, he finally makes it in the ring. Eugene is happy and tries to hug Sandman. Reply: kendo stick to the face. Joey Stiles yells out "Run, Eugene, Run!" as Eugene runs out of the ring. Sandman gives chase and sees Eugene on his hands and knees praying. He tells Eugene to pray, as well as the rest of the audience. Eugene complies with an empathetic prayer to Sandman. Reply: kendo stick to the face. The kendo stick keeps making intimate arrangements with Eugene all the way out of the arena.
I like Sandman. He's silly.
Match 7 - Mr. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Night, Smackdown, RAW, ECW, Money-In-The-Bank Man (contender) vs. John Seen-It (defender) for the WWE Championship
If you thought the boos were bad when Cena was in New Jersey...holy shit. This is the level of booing that Cena truly deserves. I was soaking up every minute of it. I only wish I "couldn't see him."
Cena gets in the ring and throws his t-shirt out as usual. However, when he threw it out to the audience, the audience threw it back at him! He then threw it out again to another part of the audience, which threw it back AGAIN! This happened FOUR TIMES! How great is this? Eventually, Cena throws the shirt just outside the ring. Man, I knew Cena was hated, but not THIS much. I thought I was the only one that hated his gimmick and superman-like title reign so much...
Anyway, time for the match. Whenever Cena does ANY move, the boos are friggin' deafening. It was great. The best part of the match, though, was when RVD and Cena were exchanging blows. Every time Cena threw a punch, there was a loud, clear, and distinct "BOO!" from the audience. Whenever RVD reciprocated, an equally loud, clear, and distinct "YAY!" was uttered. This went back and forth at least 7 or 8 times, which was totally hilarious (to me, anyway).
Cena then takes control for a bit, where he starts to do his usual Five Moves of Doom. Disgusted we were, but the audience totally turned it into a great situation. They started chanting "Same Old Shit" to Cena, which made the situation totally awesome. It was worth seeing the same stupid moves for such as classic taunt by the crowd.
RVD then takes over for a while, hitting some really awesome moves. Outside, when Cena was hanging over the security fence, RVD pulls off a Corkscrew Leg Drop. Amazing move. He also pulls off a Guillotine Leg Drop on the ropes, as well as a Rolling Thunder while Cena had a chair on top of him. Cena, as usual, counters and turns the match around again.
When Cena pulls out the Five Knuckle Shuffle, he gets boos like noone's business and another "Same Old Shit" chant. However, now, Cena has a huge smile on his face, as if to spite the universe. Cena gets a few good moves in and eventually gets RVD into an STFU (ugh). RVD gets to the rope, but Cena refuses to Ropebreak (not that he had to), but lets go.
Out of nowhere, some dude in the Matrix coat (I think the one Heyman was wearing) and a big helmet comes out and Spears Cena. The helmet is removed and Edge reveals himself. Edge then is given a "Thank You Edge!" chant by the audience as RVD comes to and looks at what the hell has just happened. He shrugs it off and Five-Star Frog Splashes the listless Cena. Unfortunately, the referee is also dead, so the pin can't be made.
At this point, Heyman comes running out and immediately counts the pin for RVD, sealing his win. The ending was kind of lame, though. While Heyman did count properly (not too fast), I think RVD should have been able to make the pin all on his own without external help. While this shows the whole ECW camaraderie thing, it it going to be an annoyingly-sore talking point on RAW, believe you me. All in all, I was satisfied, but it's unfortunate there was no riot.
Result: RVD def. Cena, gains WWE Championship Title
Final
One hell of a Pay-Per-View. I was really pleased with it, pleased more than any other PPV this season. I can't wait for ECW on Sci-Fi next Tuesday, and can only hope this PPV is a signification of the kind of show we can expect.