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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 13:50:41


my favorate wrestler is Bill Goldberg !
He is right now retired from wrestling but he says that he might come back
He is f***ing awesome...
he won 170 matches before he lost his first one

if you dont know who he is...then this is what he looks like
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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 15:02:33


Hey guys, here's a pretty funny flash about HHH and Cena. It's still currently under judgement so hopefully it isn't blammed by the time you get to see it.

Here ya go......

Triple H vs. Cena

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 15:24:12


At 3/6/06 03:02 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: Hey guys, here's a pretty funny flash about HHH and Cena. It's still currently under judgement so hopefully it isn't blammed by the time you get to see it.

Here ya go......

Triple H vs. Cena

I already saw that flash. I saw all of it and i review all his WWE flashes! Those were good ones you know and check out the steps with Kurt Angle that one was funny!

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 17:46:53


At 3/6/06 03:24 PM, JohnCena751 wrote:
At 3/6/06 03:02 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote:
I already saw that flash. I saw all of it and i review all his WWE flashes! Those were good ones you know and check out the steps with Kurt Angle that one was funny!

Yeah that was great especially when Angle is "knocked out" on the outside. About Jannety he was a good wrestler many people saw him as the great singles star instead of HBK but it just didn't happen that way. I hope he can get his life back together.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 17:53:53


WWE doesn't shed much light on the Jannetty situation.

aw well, don't forget tonight on RAW,

WRESTLEMAINA RE-WIND!

Cena on Big show!
HHH on Kane!

PLUS!

REEEEEEEEE-MATCH!!!

Shelton on Ric for the INTER-CONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

BUST OUT THE K-Y AND THE KLEENEX, BOYS

Candice Reveals her PlayBoy Spread AT RINGSIDE!!!

over to you NewAgeOutLaw!


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 18:03:20


Some news regarding new WWE talent. Dalip Singh a 7'3 408lb wrestler from India is scheduled for a big push on the Smackdown roster (a feud with Taker is possible) he may debut at Wrestlemania but nothing's confirmed. Also Freakin Deacon?? who was a competitor on Tough Enough 3 is in the process of debuting soon to feud with Kane.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 18:08:04


At 3/6/06 06:03 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Some news regarding new WWE talent

WHERE THE FUCKING IS MAVEN???


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 18:15:10


At 3/6/06 06:08 PM, redface wrote:
At 3/6/06 06:03 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Some news regarding new WWE talent
WHERE THE FUCKING IS MAVEN???

He was released by the WWE. The WWE cited decreased revenue and a lack of enthusiasm with respect to Maven's in ring ability as the reason for his release. Its been announced that he will be part of the cast for The Surreal Life 6. (No really)!


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 19:00:20


At 3/6/06 03:02 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: Hey guys, here's a pretty funny flash about HHH and Cena. It's still currently under judgement so hopefully it isn't blammed by the time you get to see it.

Here ya go......

Triple H vs. Cena

I voted 5, it was such an awesome flash with cute characters and funny concept. I also left a review on the outstanding flash. HHH > Cena, that's all what I am going to say. I cannot wait to see Cena embrass himself when he wrestles Big Show tonight. There is no way in hell that he will lift Big Show with the FU.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 19:06:11


Cena can and probably will lift the Big Show he already did it when they faced each other at Wrestlemania.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 19:52:17


At 3/6/06 07:06 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Cena can and probably will lift the Big Show he already did it when they faced each other at Wrestlemania.

damn straight.

it's a proven scientific fact that lightning can strike twice in the same place, and it will tonight.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 21:15:15


Well, looks like it's Masters and Carlito for the tag titles at WM. Sounds good to me. Big Slow and Kane are going down and going down hard.

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 22:54:36


damn I missed all of raw... well, I'm watching this big show cena match kinda... So I need some good reviews this week since I have no idea what heppened.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 23:10:15


Well, Cena's win over Big Show was finally enough for me to finally hate Cena. That was just retarded.

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-06 23:26:16


man the crowd was hating that match. There was hardly a cheer to be heard. I think Cena's popularity has sunk to an all time low. Turn him heel and try to salvage this disaster already,


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 00:00:07


What pisses me off was that there were still more audible Cena supporters than Big Show fans. Do they need to put Cena up against other face wrestlers and turn the crowd against them? Shit like that keeps good wrestlers like Big Show from getting the respect they deserve. Same shit happened when Cena wrestled HBK last year.

Smackdown is much better than RAW because it avoids crap like that.

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 01:23:02


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/299734

a seemingly accurate omen for wrestlemania...


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 03:30:43


RAW Recap for 3/6/06 – “Here Comes Predictability”

Introduction – Lord Vince + Posse

Apparently Lord Vince needed 12 or so security guards to accompany him and his son to the stage. He comes up and says that the Oscars doesn’t even compare to HBK kissing his ass. Then, apparently, he did an “acceptance speech” for this occasion. I especially liked when he thanked Spirit Fingers, since their cheers "inspired him to drop his pants." He also thanked the now disavowed Marty Janetty, as well as all the “spineless” WWE fans. What a way to get a crowd going, eh? He then unveiled the Muscle and Fitness magazine he apparently got himself on the cover of.

I must say this was actually a rather hilarious skit, especially when HBK’s music started and the posse charged at the entrance. Of course, HBK snuck from behind and attacked Shane and Lord Vince. Lord Vince, in turn, made a match between Shane and HBK. Say what you will about Vince McMahon, but he makes me laugh my ass off.

Match 1 – Mama’s Boy vs. Ric Flair Woo

Just what I wanted to see. More jobbing by Flair to a dumbass who needs his mom to win matches. Is this what qualifies for primetime TV these days?

Anyway, Mama’s Boy starts off strong, then Mr. Woo chopped Mama’s Boy about 12,000 times. Mama’s Boy accidentally eye-pokes the ref, after which Mama’s Boy taps out to the Figure-4 Leglock. Of course, we can’t let Flair win the title again, so the ref DQ’s Mama’s Boy. Flair gets to kick more ass before the end, though.

Winner: Ric Flair Woo by DQ, Mama’s Boy retains title

Backstage

Holla Holla Holla tells us that the Money in the Bank Ladder Match is now interpromotional, and will feature 3 superstars from each brand. Sounds fun!

Match 2 – WM15 Rewind Match – Kane vs. HHH

You really expected Kane to win? Actually, Cabana Boy and the Master Fuckup came out to beat up Kane just when he was going to win. Huge shock. I must say I was completely thrown off track and really expected Kane to win. Really. I really did.

Okay, I didn’t.

Oh yeah. I can’t do a RAW Recap without this:

Chris Masters Scorecard
Body Shine: Piss Poor…can’t we chip in to get this guy a bottle of body oil?
Attempted Wrestling Moves: 0 – Figures…he just comes out to push around Kane…no talent necessary!
Fuck-ups: 0 – I was disappointed. I mean, they didn’t even give him a chance to fuck up! He was only out there for 30 seconds…everyone knows he needs at least 45 to fuck up!
Status: Still sucks. I feel sorry for Carlito getting lumped in with this guy.

The Sluts Argue Backstage

Paris Hilton’s all pissed off that the Playboy Slut is still mad…and apparently they’re calling themselves the Four Amigas now (counting the dog). Pardon me while I up-chuck:

*Up-chucking in progress*

Okay, I’m back. Oh yeah, Stephanie McMahon fakes pregnancy pains and spikes HBK’s water. Cause Lord Vince really expected us to believe that Stephanie was feeling guilty for two seconds. This should make things interesting. And by interesting I mean totally predictable and boring.

The Playboy Slut Performs Generically Slutty Acts

You know, it’s not that I have anything wrong with WWE Divas going Playboy, but they always parade it around and do stupid things with it. For instance, this time, Paris Hilton was beat up by the Playboy Slut and Victoria. Exciting.

P.S. – I didn't find the Playboy cover all that impressive, either.

Match 3 – The Shane-O-Matic vs. HBK

Oh noes, HBK drank the water.

Needless to say, HBK wasn’t up to par in this match. The Shane-O-Matic pretty much kicked his ass right from the start. Eventually, HBK got to the point where he fainted and Shane pinned him. Lord Vince (our hero) declared a match: himself vs. HBK. I wonder what will happen???

Winner: Shane-O-Matic

Match 4 – Lord Vince vs. HBK

Lord Vince pins HBK.

Winner: Lord Vince

I said it before, and I’ll say it now…BORING AND PREDICTABLE.

Match 5 – Eugene vs. “Kenny” from the Spirit Fingers

You know, I hate Spirit Fingers enough as it is. Now I have to see these fuckers wrestle?

Actually the match wasn’t half bad. Naturally, Eugene lost. Actually, even though some random Spirit Finger caused him the loss, “Kenny” actually pulled off one hell of a Flying Legdrop off the top rope. That guy FLEW! So, maybe these fuckers can actually wrestle. Anyway, Kenny won, so I have to say…

OH MY GOD, Kenny killed Eugene! That bastard!

Winner: Kenny (the bastard)

Match 6 – Maria the Airhead vs. Lita the Ho

Actually, a better name for Lita would be “The HOOOOOOO,” according to those fans in the stands reusing Ric Flair’s “WOOOOOOO” sign. That was ingenuity on their part if you ask me.

Anyway, as you might have expected (that seems to be the general theme for tonight), Maria got the edge, but Lita ended up winning. Also, just as Edge was going to Spear Maria, Mick Foley comes out to beat up Edge. Edge Spears Foley and does a Concerto (I think that’s what the hit-the-head-with-a-chair-while-lying-on-a
-chair maneuver is called) on him. Edge accepts to the WM22 Challenge. Hmm, let’s see how overboard they go with “Foley’s injured neck.”

Winner: Lita the Ho

Psycho Hose Beast Does Some Bad Acting

Trish has apparently had enough (as opposed to two months ago when the fans had enough) and wants some time apart from the Ms. Hose Beast. She performs some bad acting to try to emote how upset she is. She fails miserably.

Match 7 (wow!) – WM20 Rewind Match – John Seen-It vs. Big Show

Did you ever want to see a wrestler spontaneously combust? Just asking.

As you might expect, these two started wrestling. As you might not have expected, HHH comes out during the match to proudly display his new sledgehammer. I’m personally glad that HHH was able to stop by the hardware store and buy himself something. You know…you really need to get yourself something now and then.

Anyway, HHH doesn’t interfere (he was too busy playing with his new sledgehammer), but Cabana Boy and the Master Fuckup do. Kane materializes magically and stops the Not-Quite-So Dynamic Duo from killing the match. In the end, Cena pulls a Superplex off the top rope and F-U’s Show. Cena wins.

You know, it’s really sad when the fact that HHH has a new sledgehammer is more interesting than the match at hand. That’s all I have to say.

Conclusion

I guess I can’t complain. I just wish the WWE would surprise me every now and then.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 09:54:23


At 3/7/06 03:30 AM, EagleRock wrote: RAW Recap for 3/6/06 – “Here Comes Predictability”

:He then unveiled the Muscle and Fitness magazine he apparently got himself on the cover of.

I think he mentioned that he is 60 years old. If that shit is true, he looks incredible.


Holla Holla Holla tells us that the Money in the Bank Ladder Match is now interpromotional, and will feature 3 superstars from each brand. Sounds fun!

I believe that this is the best news that I've heard all week. This should be one fantastic match.


Chris Masters Scorecard
Body Shine: Piss Poor…can’t we chip in to get this guy a bottle of body oil?
Attempted Wrestling Moves: 0 – Figures…he just comes out to push around Kane…no talent necessary!
Fuck-ups: 0 – I was disappointed. I mean, they didn’t even give him a chance to fuck up! He was only out there for 30 seconds…everyone knows he needs at least 45 to fuck up!
Status: Still sucks. I feel sorry for Carlito getting lumped in with this guy.

My week is now complete, thank you.

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 10:35:48


I found three flashes of WWE related and yes it is the same creater of Triple H's Pick Poison!

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/296329

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/298723

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/297408

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 11:20:46


At 3/7/06 09:54 AM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: I think he mentioned that he is 60 years old. If that shit is true, he looks incredible.

The fact that he used steriods in the past to get that look doesn't seem to bother anyone over there in the mag world seems a bit odd. So much for actually working hard to get in shape huh?

Holla Holla Holla tells us that the Money in the Bank Ladder Match is now interpromotional, and will feature 3 superstars from each brand. Sounds fun!
I believe that this is the best news that I've heard all week. This should be one fantastic match.

That indeed is the best news all night. I wonder who will be in the match from SD? Still since Carlito isn't in it I'm rooting for RVD. Go get em' Rob!

So Carlito and Masters are going for the Tag Titles... Who called it? (who? who?)
Guess that was kidna predictable, but in any case I actually hope Big Show and Kane lose.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 13:46:28


At 3/7/06 09:54 AM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: I believe that this is the best news that I've heard all week. This should be one fantastic match.

I am looking forward to it as well. This could be something very good if Lord Vince doesn't fuck it up.

My week is now complete, thank you.

Haha...glad you liked it.

At 3/7/06 11:20 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: The fact that he used steriods in the past to get that look doesn't seem to bother anyone over there in the mag world seems a bit odd. So much for actually working hard to get in shape huh?

I was thinking that as well. In fact, looking at his build on the mag cover, I wonder if he's still 'roiding at this point. If he is, he's really dumb, cause he's gonna kill himself doing it.

So Carlito and Masters are going for the Tag Titles... Who called it? (who? who?)
Guess that was kidna predictable, but in any case I actually hope Big Show and Kane lose.

Well, they're not exactly a tag team...lol. However, I don't really want to see Masters gain ANY title, 'cause he really is a horrible wrestler. However, it'd be nice to see Carlito get another title. He, unlike Masters, has some wrestling talent.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 16:43:24


Who do you guys think will represent Smackdown in the MITB ladder match? Maybe Benoit but that means the US title won't be on the line other than that I can't come up with anyone else.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 19:39:21


At 3/7/06 04:43 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Who do you guys think will represent Smackdown in the MITB ladder match? Maybe Benoit but that means the US title won't be on the line other than that I can't come up with anyone else.

Its impossible, he can'tcompete because he has one match already. Plus he hasa title alreayso whywould he need a free shot at one?

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 23:08:55


the same could be said of Benjamin. As I see it on the raw side of it the only one who should win it is RVD. AS for SD... I would guess at Matt is at least one of the guys on it. I would hope so anyway since he is very good in ladder matches.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 23:50:45


At 3/7/06 11:08 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: the same could be said of Benjamin. As I see it on the raw side of it the only one who should win it is RVD. AS for SD... I would guess at Matt is at least one of the guys on it. I would hope so anyway since he is very good in ladder matches.

I see Hardy and JBL winning it on the SD side. Not sure of the third man. If those two were added, though, I'd put my money on JBL over RVD for winning it. Edge really defined how we should expect MITB to be used, and it could really only work with a heel.

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-07 23:56:21


I disagree about it only working with a heel. Just because Edge took advantage and used his right after Cena had a match doesn't mean that a face cannot use his title shot in an honest manner. I think that RVD might finally be getting his push so I pick him to win it as well.

Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-08 00:46:22


At 3/7/06 11:56 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: I disagree about it only working with a heel. Just because Edge took advantage and used his right after Cena had a match doesn't mean that a face cannot use his title shot in an honest manner. I think that RVD might finally be getting his push so I pick him to win it as well.

Well, I guess we'll just have to see. After all, MITB hasn't been around long enough for us to see its full potential for the storylines that it can have. But nonetheless, Edge's use of it has made it relatively clear that it ought to be used in a way that makes a storyline interesting or surprising. I can't think of any ways that that element of MITB could be used by a face, but then again, nobody saw Edge's move at NYR coming, so hopefully WWE will surprise us again.

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At 3/7/06 11:56 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: I disagree about it only working with a heel. Just because Edge took advantage and used his right after Cena had a match doesn't mean that a face cannot use his title shot in an honest manner. I think that RVD might finally be getting his push so I pick him to win it as well.

I want to believe he will. I really do, but it seems to me that somebody wants to keep RVD down in that company...some individual or individuals who don't seem to see what the fans see...that are willing to ignore all the cheers, the athleticism, and the accolades and just keep RVD where he is...what sort of sinister group could this be? I guess we'll never know...hey, why did "No Chance in Hell" and "Time To Play the Game" suddenly cue up on my speakers? ; p

MITB serves one purpose: It is a clear way of annointing the next guy WWE is looking to make into a star. While Edge's title reign was botched, it's undeniable that his star rose to much greater heights from WM last year, to where we are this year. I'm sure some people will see wrestling Mic Foley as a demotion, but fact is, Mic is a great legend for Edge to work with, since Mic is very giving, and will not demand to win, or make Edge look like a bitch in the ring. Now it's somebody else's turn, I'm hesitant to pick a winner until we know exactly who's going to be entering. But it seems clear to me that from the guys chosen for RAW, RVD is the lead winning candidate for that side, but Shelton might be a dark horse.


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Response to The Wrestling (WWE) Club 2006-03-08 06:31:38


In looking at the scheduled matches, Benoit and JBL already have a match for the US Title so they are not going to be in it. Ao maybe Booker T will be amung the group from sd to compete as long as he doesn't get stuck in a match with boogey.


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