Rook's RAW Review
Last night wasn't a totally outstanding show, but it was better than last week. The opening had its ups and downs. It was cool when Bischoff was about to strip Goldberg of the title, Austin had to ruin it with a stupid match no one wants to see (again). I say they should hold a tournament for the vacant belt. And next week, we get World's Fattest Man vs. The Heartbreak Kracka (where would we be without Teddy Long?)
Booker T def Rico - not a match really, as we knew Book would beat the Glorified Jobber, and its sole purpose was to set up the IC Title Match. But I don't think its fair. Rico has a fair bit of talent (he's not the best, but he's better than a few guys) and he has wicked cool sideburns. Why can't he have a cool gimmick and at least get a little bit of a push.
Mark Henry def...Wait, this was a match? - I thought this was just an excuse to set up next weeks Henry/HBK match. Two pointless "matches" Not a good sign, WWE...
John Heidenreich & The Hurricane def La Resistance - I wasn't into this match because I don't like Hurricane and I don't know anything about this Heidenreich. I suppose he did pretty good for his very first WWE match. But did anyone catch the diss the WWE sent France by having the Frenchmen beat by a guy named HeidenREICH. You know what I'm saying. And who is little Johnny? My guesses are imaginary rabbit or homosexual midget boyfriend.
Shane-O def Test - ok, I like Test, but fuck you WWE. People like Dreamer, Richards, Venis, O'Haire and Dragon get no air time, so you can put the Boss's son in a match against a crippled guy. Fuck you, Vince.
Lita def Gail Kim, Trish, and Victoria - Not completely bad like most women's matches, but thats not what concerns me. I have a theory about the Jericho/Christian/Trish/Lita think. Think about who the women are. Trish and Lita. Who were Trish and Lita romantically linked to? Why, Jeff and Matt Hardy, of course. Could the Hardy Boyz reunite on RAW to get back their bitches? I hope so...
Coach's book review - I think they ought to put Coach in a role similar to Cheif Morely. Way to pwn the boss, Coach.
Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade def Evolution - YES! That was stupendous! I loved every minute of this match, and the ending was just awesome. Way to go, Maven. You teach those Jiggly Old Man Boobs a lesson. This match is DEFINITELY leading up to a split where Orton leads Batista, Jindrak, Maven and Cade against Flair and HHH.
Chris Jericho def RVD - Best match of the night. Now thats what I call a main event. No HHH or Goldberg. Just a perfect match.
RVD def Chris Jericho - Best match of the night. Now thats what I call a main event. No HHH or Goldberg. Just a perfect match. LOL! Anyway, both men were outstanding as always. Poor Bischoff, having to escape Austin because of an accident. And each team only needs one member. My guesses are Lance Storm and Batista.