Bibby's Bets!
It is my return to predicting shit today! Right now, the Rumble. Not the whole PPV, the match itself!!
I feel as if the other normal matches will be easy to call: JBL, Triple H, Shawn, and Taker. Same fuckers every time. But now, the rumble has a bit of storyline itself!
Well, A) SD still has Two spots left due to my count or at least one...so a suprise entry is in order.
B) When Shawn wins, he will be in the rumble, and so will edge. Edge will be eliminated by shawn...but edge will pull shawn out over the top and he will lose. Not cool
C) Coach is in the rumble...so...Kane, Taker, Snitsky, Heidenrich, Big Show, or Viscera will eliminate him. Every time a weak person enters in, like Scotty 2 Hotty a few Years Back when austin won the rumble, he was eliminated by Kane and Taker. It is just common Nature.
D) Batista as well as every big man will be eliminating people left and right and Batista will even through people like Viscera out of the ring By lifting him up and over.
E) People who eliminate the most people without getting tired will usually lose. Take in case, Batista. If he comes in like in every Battle Royal and eliminates 200 people, he will lose. But...if he starts struggling and seemingly nalmost eliminated...he will win. Just like Benoit and Shawn, when they almost were eliminated, they won it all because They never took front row center in the ring. They stayed back and Won it. Whoever stays in long and doesn't eliminate too many people will win. But...
F) Batista will win it! Why you ask? Because he will. It works with his storyline. He wins the rumble, Triple H wins his title via Flair and then Batista and Triple H, for weeks after will slowly break apart. It will all come to a close at wrestlemainia were if batista dosen't win the title and triple H does, batista will become a solitary force and Pick apart the WWE untill he wins.
But my predictions are:
First eliminated: Coach, Scotty, or whoever is in #1-#3.
Last eliminated: ?
Winner: Batista
Well, that is my pick. It may be right it may be wrong. But one thing is true: Future storylines will be the factor in all wins. Just remember that.
Fuck The Faces, Hazza For Heels...Fucknuts!