YES! Elimination Chamber! Oh Fuck yeah! To start the year off, nonetheless. Anywho, it's time for...
KRAIDLE'S RAW IS... REVIEW!
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Bischoff Segment:
Well, Bischoff went down to the ring and started to announce the "contenders" for the vacated World Heavyweight Title. The camera turned backstage, where an arguement turned to a fight. After the 3 men got separated, Bischoff announced a rematch of the tag match last week, and started the Randy/Edge match.
Randy Orton vs. Edge: 4/5
Yes, the first match was the best one. They went at it for 30 minutes, probably doing most of their arsenal of moves against each other. After a few finisher reversals, Randy landed the RKO on Edge for the pinfall.
Evolution Segment:
Triple H wanted to confront Bischoff for the championship, but Batista went and gave Triple H some words of wisdom, telling him to instead prove to Bischoff that he IS the franchise, that he IS The Game.
Snitsky Segment:
Well, this started out with Christy, Maria and some other bitch using the shirt gun, but Snitsky interrupted. He started to tell them he wanted to have some fun, and then threatened Christy, saying that his idea of fun was other people suffering. Lita came out just before Gene did anything else, and announced that Kane was coming back. Snitsky chased after Lita, only to be stopped by a wall of fire. So, Kane also has powers...
Christian Segment:
Well, Christian was bitching about how he had no respect from anyone, when Eugene asked for his autograph as Captain Charisma. Just before Christian did something else, Mick Foley appeared and said that he had a huge announcement, then walking out with Eugene.
Simon Signing:
Well, this segment started with Simon Dean becoming an "official" member of the roster, when Benoit came in and pleaded his case. He actually suggested that they should have a re-match for the title.
Chris Benoit & Chris Jericho vs. Triple H & Batista: 3.6/5
A decent match, it's always good to see Triple H wrestle WITHOUT paying for a Pay Per View to do so. Oddly, however, the match ended with Batista landing a Spinebuster on Benoit, getting the pinfall on him. The look on Triple H was... well, snitching something.
Foley's Announcement:
He didn't come out to plug his book Wrescal Lane, he was actually coming out to announce that he was going to make a small jump to SD! for the Special Holiday SmackDown!, to visit the troops in Baghdad. But, Muhammad made his debut and started to argue with Foley about the troops, blindly supporting the troops and whatnot, basically just pissing off the crowd a La Resistance. I think that he looks like an elf with those ears...
Trish Interview:
Trish was interviewed about how she felt that she lost the Women's Championship. Trish basically said that Lita should enjoy every moment of her reign, because she was the best woman wrestler EVAR!!1!, and it would only be a matter of time before she got it back.
Edge Segment:
Bischoff was talking to another one of the hos, when Edge appeared to plead his case. Basically, he said what he has said before: Taboo Tuesday, he deserves it, yadda, yadda. So, he tells Bischoff to hand him the belt.
Maven, Christian & Tyson Tomko vs. Shelton Benjamin, Willam Regal & Eugene: 2.8/5
Not a good match, but at least it was more entertaining than the match involving ONLY Maven and Eugene last week. I still think that he has a smooth Stunner, and he borrowed Socko for the match. Anywho, it ended with Maven rolling up Benjamin, who had just Super Kicked Tomko out of the ring. Hoorah, Maven is now a heel.
Triple H Bullshit:
Benoit and Edge did it earlier, so he may, as well. He was basically trying to cry, his eyes turning red and everything. But not one damn tear came out. But his plea was the same as Edge: give him the belt.
Decision Time:
Fuck, it was so good, I'm not even gonna bother jotting down the details. It's going to be an Elimiation Chamber match at New Year's Revolution, involving Jericho, Benoit, Edge, Orton, Batista AND Hunter. No Goldberg or Nash THIS time, so life is good!
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Your question for the day: What do you think my reaction was when I heard this, when I have a seat in the front in New Year's Revolution?
G-Bye, mortals!