All right, people. I'm sorry like crap it's late, but school was a bitch to me this week. Making 6 projects in 3 days just doesn't leave you with a lot of free time. But anywho, here it is.
DARVEL'S (formerly Kraidle) RAW IS... REVIEW!
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NFL Spoof:
I don't watch the NFL, but I do watch Best Week Ever. THAT was a pretty good McMahon moment, if there ever was one. If you want to see it, go to WWE.com. It should still be there.
Benoit Segment:
Yeah, the Rabid Wolverine was in charge for this RAW. He came out to talk about the matches for the night, namely the one for the title. Which would be in a steel cage, OH MAH GAWHD! Then he ordered the first match to start.
Maven vs. Gene Snitsky: 1.9/5
If I begin to tell you how boring this match was, I will fall to sleep. Watching Snitsky with that pink-eye was more entertaining than the match per se. But alas, Snitsky easily overcame Maven, taking both of Test's finishers into account.
Evolution Segment:
Tempers were boiling inside the ranks of Evolution, as Triple H and Batista were going at it. Triple H went so far as bet against Batista in his match against Y2J. Not good for a union like Evolution.
Stacy & Simon:
Stacy was using one of those guns that they use to throw shirts at the audience. Then, she started to ask who wanted the new ECW DVD, when all of a sudden, Simon comes out to be a jackass. Just because I'm sick of what's going on with this fuck, here's basically what happened: Simon threatens Stacy, Hurricane comes out, they fight, Rosey breaks it up and Simon runs. I swear, if this guy pulls something like infomercials or this in Revolution, I will jump over the barrier and kick his ass, even if I get thrown out.
Batista Segment:
2 whores were taking backstage about how Hunter and Batista were fighting, when Batista comes out, walking with a rage. I don't remember anything else happening here.
Chris Jericho vs. Batista: 2.4/5
This was not a real match, but more of a tool to drive down the fact that Batista was pissed. Still, it was better than the crap match between Gene and Maven. Batista gets DQ'ed by a choke count (the only time I've ever seen the ref get to 5), and attacks Jericho afterwards with a clothesline from behind.
Triple H Segment:
Triple H gets in Batista's face after reminding him of the bet he made earlier. He starts to insult Batista brutally, basically threatening him to throw him out of Evolution.
Edge Interview:
Todd interviews Edge about why he kicked the crap out of Christian. Edge says that he's not a tag competitor any longer, and that he deserves the title. He then interviews a few people backstage and after the last one says that he's not championship material, by saying that he voted for HBK, he was going to beat him up. Benoit then comes out and breaks up the fight.
Coach vs. Rhyno: N/A
J. R. means JUST RHYNO, huh? W. O. T. means WASTE OF TIME. Rhyno simply gored the shit out of Coach to end the match. Oh well.
Lita vs. Molly Holly vs. Trish: 2.7/5
Pretty good match. The women's division has been looking up lately, IMO. But damn, that FDDBBFTBH won the damn title again. I guess that Trish is about as "political" as Hunter, huh? Oh well, at least the Molly Go Round was seen here.
Batista and Flair:
Finally Flair comes between the exploding Evolutionists. He says that he should apologize to Triple H, because he made Batista what he was now. Batista leaves, enraged.
Benjamin, Regal & Eugene vs. Christian & La Resistance: 2.6/5
Hmm... I can't really tell what happened here. I went out to get food when I finished hearing Christian's song, so I only got to see half or so of the match, I think. And what I saw was not too impressive. Hell, most of the score was just because of Christian's theme.
Chris Benoit vs. Triple H: N/A
It was time for the Cage Match, but Triple H was a no show, due to Batista kicking Triple H's ass backstage. The medics and everyone came over to see if the champ could compete, but a doctor said he couldn't. Edge then gets up to Benoit's face, so Benoit decides to get Edge in the cage instead.
Edge vs. Chris Benoit: 3.4/5
The best match of the night, they did pretty good inside of the cage. But again, something crucial happened during the commercial, Benoit getting busted open. So, this match gets that score. In the end, Edge spears Benoit out the door of the cage, costing Edge the match.
We Fooled You!:
For the people that saw RAW. Seriously, if you people did not see this coming... Well, I'd rather not quote Reginold. But yeah, Evolution exploding was nothing but a fraud to get Hunter out of the shot. Even the doctor was in on the hoax. But this cost Hunter, as Orton came out and told Hunter that he had to defend the title in a roster-wide battle royal, since he turned down the option of lifting the title restriction on Randy. Good Luck, Jericho!
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And that's it from me, G-Bye!