Damn it! Why did JBL win? WHY IN THE HELL DID HE OF ALL PEOPLE WIN!?!? Ah well... At least I'm getting my tickets this Saturday for New Year's Revolution. That won't suck. It's RAW, Baby! Which reminds me...
Kraidle's RAW IS... REVIEW!
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Maven segment:
Actually, it was La Resisitance who started things off, but Maven interrupted Sylvan's singing, and announced the matches he had for tonight, seeing as Randy's team won at SS. He then started the 3 tag-team elimination match for the Tag Titles.
World Tag Team Championship: 3.3/5
Rhyno & Tajiri vs. William Regal & Eugene vs. La Resistance:
This was an Elimination match, to begin with. And I, at least found it entertaining. First team to go was R & T, while La Resistance did a cheap pin on them. However, it was Eugene and Regal that won in the end, Eugene nailing the People's Elbow. Then they (Eugene and some kids from the audience) celebrated by running around the ring.
New Tag Champs Interview:
Regal starts to talk with that new chick interviewer, saying how he and Eugene are going to bring dignity back to the titles, when Eugene comes from behind and dumps NesQuik on all of them. The chick starts rubbing it on herself to make the shirt a see-through and Regal tries to clean the stuff off of her. Funnt crap. And she really WAS trying, I could see her nipple. Oh well, much hotter than Terri, at least.
Triple H Intimidation:
Holy crap did THIS take a long time. Do they feed these guys the lines or do they make up their own stuff? Hunter was practically offering Maven the chance to join Evolution so that Hunter would not wrestle for his belt. I just summarized this 30 minute promo to you guys.
Lita vs. Molly: 3/5
An actual GOOD match from the women? At RAW?! Damn, this WAS my lucky day! No, really. It was short and sweet, and Lita won via submission, something I have NEVER seen Lita do. Trish then came out with a Nowinski-esque mask, because of the beating she received from Lita at SS. She tried to jump Lita with help from Molly, but she got planted with a DDT for her trouble, and Trish got "punched" in the face again by Lita, fucking her face up even more. Pissed Diva = Good face reaction + Entertainment.
Coach vs. JR:
Maven announced earlier that this match would happen, but just as JR goes to the ring and Coach turns his back on the Titantron, Maven appears and says that he made a mistake. The initials weren't really JR, but RKO.
Coach vs. Randy Orton: N/A
C'mon, I ain't gonna rate this. It's always fun to see Coach get slaughtered like that, though. So, it wasn't all that bad. But still not a real match.
Edge & Christian Interview:
Reason why we will never see these guys wrestle together for now: egos. These guys think they are da shit, and at least Edge can claim that. Basically they both snapped at each other, and Edge flipped off the fans on live TV. It was good to get that blast from the past.
Chris Benoit & Shelton Benjamin vs. Edge & Christian: 3.7/5
Good match, good match. It was fun and all to see E & C back together for one night, even though they were a little dysfunctional, and Christian's new song kicks ass. Shelton and Benoit take the victory after Chris makes Christian submit. Edge gets pissed off at Christian, and attacks him. Oh well, so much for that plan.
Lingerie Pillow Fight: 90394059636948344859282938459.1209/5
Christy vs. Stacy:
It was eye candy. Christy like to show ass. It was good eye candy, but just that. Moving on.
Batista segment:
Meh. Not much to say here, except that it seems that Batista will be leaving Evolution soon, eventually disbanding the whole set. He questions Hunter's decision to offer Maven a spot in Evolution. That's about it.
Simon System:
Fuck, I really hate this guy. Basically, Rosie comes down, stuffs Simon's mouth with a protein bar, beats down some guy, and gets blinded by that powder drink. Fuck, I'm really starting to get pissed off at these segments.
Jericho & Benoit confront Maven:
Y2J and Benoit confront Maven about the decision he is going to make. Jericho tells him not to sell his soul to Evolution, and Benoit tells him that he had to wait for 18 years, broken bones and countless sacrifices before he became the champ, and that it's the passion to be the champ that it's supposed to drive you. And he's right.
World Heavyweight Championship: 3/5
Triple H vs. Maven:
He says he wants to become champ, so the match was on. And this was what interfeirence was all about. I really thought he was going to win it here. Jericho and Benoit really tried to help Maven here, but he just sucks too much. Snitsky came down and finished off Maven, leaving him open for the Pedigree. Triple H retains. Oh well, better luck never, you bald Blue-Crapper.
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Okay, I'm going to bed now. See yous later!