Episode 5: Why oh why am I still doing this?
By the time I got to this episode I wondered if there really was anything coming out of Japan worthwhile. I then reminded myself about Battle Royal and decided that the country isn't all bad.
Then I watched this and decided we should attack Japan again.
All jokes aside, Japan isn't a bad country because their animators are just like our fanboys. Only we are lucky enough for them to have 15 minutes of fame.
This episode mind rapes you like the last ones. It's interesting because when it comes to rape the person usually doesn't go back to get raped again. Not in my case, I'm an idiot. I was also asked what it means to be "mind raped". It simply is, a penis being jammed in and out of your ear, back and forth until they climax inside of your brain and you are left sobbing.
This episode opens up with Yasuna drawing a picture of Hazumu. She's fawning over her, despite the fact that you dumped her before. Oh well, I'm sure they will give us some dumb reason as to why you did it. They do in fact. I think it involves a flute, a pinapple, and the 1972 New York Yankee's. I hear that wasn't a good year for them.
This episode is dedicated to Yasuna and what is wrong with her. She has a weird illness that makes her shy around guys, much less able to see them. I wasn't exactly sure why this was implimented. Much less useful. I guess they want you to feel sorry for the character. Why? Because she can't see guys and must go to the next best thing. A penis ship instant transgendered girl who ironically was a girl in a guys body in the first place.
I just realized that the first episode was pointless. You might as well just made Hazumu a girl and had aliens crash land....
I've been watching this for too long because now I'm trying to change the plot to better suit my taste. ARGH!
In fact this whole freakin' anime is a pointless plot twisting jab in the testicles. They drag the whole thing out and even change the tone towards the last episodes. It's like Dawson's Creek except now its Dawson's SUPRISE!
That makes me think about how much I would love to see Katie Holms in a lesbian sex scene...
I forgot where I was.
It becomes apperent now the Hazumu's best friend (the guy) is in love with her. If you forget normal this makes sense...then again it doesn't. They go to sschool and do stuff. This stuff is unimportant and I really don't want to explain. I could get an anyurism.
Yasuna can only see guys in a blur and they are becoming aware of that now. She's shy and antisocial around them and totally loves strap ons. If you call to order you can get 3 copies of Transgenders Gone Wild: Strap On Edition.
We then go to the Hazumu residence. The mother is gone and the dad is so happy that NOW he gets to "accidently" walk in on his "daughter". Aren't quotations fun, eh? He incest being is put into explination when he starts to fantisize. Him "accidently" walking in on his "daughter" as she is taking a bath. He says, "Oh sorry" but Hazumu goes "NO DADDY I WANT YOU TO WASH MAH BACK!" We can only assume that somewhere, Jeffrey Dahmer, is smiling. Okay, I'm not exactly sure what the guy did, but I'm pretty sure it was similar to this. So he sneaks...then all of a sudden he is hit with a rocket. They couldn't hit him hard enough. Apperently the useless character Puu is protecting Hazumu as she takes a bath....
Crap...this all happens in another episode...they are all starting to blend because they DRAG THE F**K ON TOO LONG! Oh my GOD! It's like one person talks for one scene and we have to wait 2 minutes for a blade of grass to move in the f***ing wind! The series suffers heavily from this from this point forward and it pisses me off. I'm left having to skip ahead 5 minutes in the show and I haven't missed a f***ing THING!
I dunno, some junk happens. They are at school and Yasuna finally explains that she can't see men. It happened when she was 3. I haven't heard of a condition that does this, but if a person can get hit with a penis ship and survive then I'm sure anything is possible.
She runs away and decides that she isn't going to anymore and goes kiss Hazumu. Hazumu lets it happen because, hey, she's got it rough. Might as well right? Tamori see's this and says "she is happy for them". Liar. She runs off and Hazumu tries to chase her. Yasuna does this weird t.A.t.U thing and thanks her for "accepting her".
The show ends.
Sorry if this wasn't funny or entertaining, but I really had nothing to work with. This was the slowest and dumbest episode of the bunch. It gets worse after this when it drags on and gets too "cute". Its not a good kind of "cute" either. Its the kind of "cute" when you see a kitten in a kennel be put down. Then you go, "aww that's precious".
*sigh*
