At 2/22/08 10:54 PM, Kuro wrote: More often than not, that's something that puts me off a series, or movie.

Yes, it's true, I have some strange standards.

Hey, I'm the same way.

Usually violence doesn't do much for me unless it's really effectively used.

Here, it is flawlessly implemented.

But you can't have ordered it from Japan already, can you? It was only released yesterday.

I'm everywhere and nowhere.

Seriously, I'm probably somewhere in your house right now.

At 2/22/08 11:00 PM, Gendo wrote: Hey, I'm the same way.

Usually violence doesn't do much for me unless it's really effectively used.

Here, it is flawlessly implemented.

I'll make sure to watch it.

Legally, of course.

I'm everywhere and nowhere.

Seriously, I'm probably somewhere in your house right now.

That idea is kinda sexy. Kinda erotic.

No wait, that's not it.

'Creepy' and 'terrifying', those are the words I'm looking for.

At 2/22/08 11:05 PM, Kuro wrote: I'll make sure to watch it.

Legally, of course.

Ohohoho, Italicized sarcasm.

Godbless it.

That idea is kinda sexy. Kinda erotic.

No wait, that's not it.

'Creepy' and 'terrifying', those are the words I'm looking for.

I thought "creepy" equalled instant eroticism?

Fuck, the media lies to me.

At 2/22/08 10:21 PM, Bonehimer wrote: Live action akira
I am looking forward to it.

Sheesh... First Battle Angel... Here's hoping that live-action movies based off of anime and manga doesn't become what movies based off of Marvel comic are...

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Well, I've just started watching Umisho...

Never really saw that much side boob before... And I can't shake the feeling that this anime is made for people with a swimsuit fetish... But, it makes me laugh. Even though all the jokes are about... Well... Boobs...

But I'm totally cool with that!

At 2/22/08 11:16 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Sheesh... First Battle Angel... Here's hoping that live-action movies based off of anime and manga doesn't become what movies based off of Marvel comic are...

AUGH, NO, SHUT UP, YOU'LL JINX IT, FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Well, I've just started watching Umisho...

Swimsuit fetish?

I'm fuckin' game.

At 2/22/08 11:10 PM, Gendo wrote: Ohohoho, Italicized sarcasm.

Godbless it.

That wasn't sarcasm at all.

I thought "creepy" equalled instant eroticism?

Fuck, the media lies to me.

There's a rather fine line between 'creepy' and 'erotic'.

For instance:

At 2/22/08 11:21 PM, Kuro wrote: That wasn't sarcasm at all.

Of course it wasnt.

There's a rather fine line between 'creepy' and 'erotic'.

Bollocks.

Imagery involving bus stops = instant arousal

At 2/22/08 11:21 PM, Kuro wrote: There's a rather fine line between 'creepy' and 'erotic'.

Like that website with all the vampire dickgirls. I'm not really sure which side of the line it's on... But... I'm sure it's... Somewhere...

At 2/22/08 11:27 PM, Gendo wrote: Of course it wasnt.

Are you having a laugh?

Bollocks.

Imagery involving bus stops = instant arousal

I'm sorry.

Did you just admit to finding My Neighbour Totoro, one of the most innocent movies ever, erotic?

At 2/22/08 11:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Like that website with all the vampire dickgirls. I'm not really sure which side of the line it's on... But... I'm sure it's... Somewhere...

It's totally on the erotic side.

Vampirism and unreasonably large erections? COME ON

At 2/22/08 11:29 PM, Kuro wrote: Are you having a laugh?

I'm crying, actually.

Did you just admit to finding My Neighbour Totoro, one of the most innocent movies ever, erotic?

No, I believe my client said he finds imagery involving bus stops arousing, that's pretty nonspecific.

Plenty of films with cute little kids in them have bus stops present.

At 2/22/08 11:29 PM, Kuro wrote: Did you just admit to finding My Neighbour Totoro, one of the most innocent movies ever, erotic?

C'mooooon. They got some symbolic Alice in Wonderland metamapholigical shit going on in there.

And this struck me as odd. Note the absence of rain in the creepy pic. You'd think that it'd be more creepy to have it be raining...

At 2/22/08 11:36 PM, AshfordPride wrote: And this struck me as odd. Note the absence of rain in the creepy pic. You'd think that it'd be more creepy to have it be raining...

Well, it is raining in the creepy pic... I mean, it should be more pronounced. If it wasn't for the umbrella, you couldn't even tell.

At 2/22/08 11:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Like that website with all the vampire dickgirls. I'm not really sure which side of the line it's on... But... I'm sure it's... Somewhere...

I've seen a decent few pictures of vampires sucking the blood from other people's penises.

Where does that fit?

At 2/22/08 11:35 PM, Gendo wrote: No, I believe my client said he finds imagery involving bus stops arousing, that's pretty nonspecific.

Plenty of films with cute little kids in them have bus stops present.

Oh Atticus, you could convince me of anything.

At 2/22/08 11:37 PM, Kuro wrote: I've seen a decent few pictures of vampires sucking the blood from other people's penises.

Where does that fit?

That's simply practicality. If you're an attractive vampiress, it'd only make sense to make an easy score my chomping into some guys dick. I mean, it's all blood capillaries. The thing would explode like a water balloon. Beats the heck out of a neck bite.

At 2/22/08 11:37 PM, Kuro wrote: Oh Atticus, you could convince me of anything.

He's the greatest lawyer ever.

If I'm ever on trial for rape in a town that discriminates against my kind, I'll hire him.

At 2/22/08 11:41 PM, Gendo wrote: He's the greatest lawyer ever.

He lost his case.

Only a perfect lawyer could be considered the greatest.

At 2/22/08 11:40 PM, AshfordPride wrote: That's simply practicality. If you're an attractive vampiress, it'd only make sense to make an easy score my chomping into some guys dick. I mean, it's all blood capillaries. The thing would explode like a water balloon. Beats the heck out of a neck bite.

Oh, so it's erotic, and totally believable.

Do you think you could get turned into a vampire through a bite to the penis? People always look at the neck to check if someone's a vampire, but how many check the penis?

At 2/22/08 11:41 PM, Gendo wrote: He's the greatest lawyer ever.

If I'm ever on trial for rape in a town that discriminates against my kind, I'll hire him.

It wasn't really expanded upon in the book, but Atticus hates Canadians.

At 2/22/08 11:36 PM, AshfordPride wrote: And this struck me as odd. Note the absence of rain in the creepy pic. You'd think that it'd be more creepy to have it be raining...

It is raining, that's why they're all blurry.

Also, sparked by the idea of finding My Neighbour Totoro erotic, I decided to search it up on Danbooru.

There were a few pictures of the father having sex with Satsuki, which I wasn't impressed with, but one thing stuck out to me.

What exactly HASN'T Azumanga Daioh penetrated?

At 2/22/08 11:45 PM, Kuro wrote: What exactly HASN'T Azumanga Daioh penetrated?

NOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

At 2/22/08 11:47 PM, AshfordPride wrote: NOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

It's like a Rule 34 variant.

On episode 8 of black lagoon.

Its pretty good so far but I have to ask if all the several episode long arks are connected in a serial plot or are they unrelated?

Also, Revy scares me.

At 2/22/08 11:51 PM, kGuro wrote: It's like a Rule 34 variant.

Y'know... That picture is actually from a a FF7 doujin. It's right before the last page, and comes out of seemingly nowhere. I have no clue what possessed the guy to include it...

At 2/23/08 12:09 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Y'know... That picture is actually from a a FF7 doujin. It's right before the last page, and comes out of seemingly nowhere. I have no clue what possessed the guy to include it...

That's where I got it from.

I think it's a MIDI one.

It made me happy.

Oh, and by the way.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!

At 2/23/08 12:12 AM, Kuro wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!

No fucking way. Not Transmet...

H-how...? W-why...?

At 2/23/08 12:13 AM, AshfordPride wrote: No fucking way. Not Transmet...

H-how...? W-why...?

I think I have reached the dark abyss of the internet.

At 2/23/08 12:17 AM, Kuro wrote: I think I have reached the dark abyss of the internet.

Devaint Art... Have you no shame?

At 2/23/08 12:24 AM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 2/23/08 12:17 AM, Kuro wrote: I think I have reached the dark abyss of the internet.

Devaint Art... Have you no shame?

Oh Devaint Art...

At 2/23/08 12:31 AM, AshfordPride wrote: STUFF

I wish I could thank the person who came up with Rule 34. It's too bad that the truth is it has always been there when we needed it...in our hearts.
As I sit here drifting, I look up at the sky and there it is to give hope, freedom, happiness....
Even as I sit shoving sharp metal objects into my urethra, I think to my self WHAT A WONDERFUL WOORLLLLLLLLD.

At 2/23/08 12:24 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Devaint Art... Have you no shame?

I could go on forever.

BTW, I've been having problems lately Greg. I have a growth I need you to check. Yes...right there. AHH! YESS! FASTER...FASTER!

At 2/22/08 11:57 PM, Temporaryaltaccount wrote: Its pretty good so far but I have to ask if all the several episode long arks are connected in a serial plot or are they unrelated?

They're pretty much unrelated, there's no real connecting factor between any of them.

At 2/23/08 12:12 AM, Kuro wrote: I think it's a MIDI one.

Ohkura Bekkan, actually.

I'd know, being the creepy individual I am, I've got all but maybe three of his doujins.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

At 2/23/08 12:45 AM, supyohos123 wrote: BTW, I've been having problems lately Greg. I have a growth I need you to check. Yes...right there. AHH! YESS! FASTER...FASTER!

O lawd.

I remember the first time I saw that pic.

Now, on a totally fucking unrelated note...