I just got a newly obtained copy of Black Lagoon Volume 1; Limited Edition from HMV. This Limited Edition Purchase includes an Extra feature DVD, and a SteelBook collector's case; which can hold All three DVDs of Black Lagoon season 1 plus the Bonus DVD. However, when I woke up this morning, I had already planned to go buy it, yet need an extra 20. My parents had already left to go to my Grandfather's place and help sell his stuff in a yard sale. I checked online to see when the mall, which the HMV is located is open. It was 9: 30 AM at the time, and I had until 11 until it opens. Fucking great. I read my Tucker Max book, fapped a bit, than when it got to 12, I left.
Ofcourse, I had to go to my bank to get a bit of cash. Let me explain; I have a 30 dollar limit on my card, and being a lazy bastard and not getting it taken off, i had to go get another 20 for this purchase. The limited edition cost 37. However, My bank was on the other side of the city, and therefore I had to walk there, and than another 30 minutes to my mall. Fucking brutal. Anyways, after walking, listening to my tunes, and getting to HMV and I was happy. I was paranoid enough to think my town actually had otakus that heard of Black Lagoon, and so i was relieved to see my Limited edition. I took it, bought it and went to the food court.
I decided to get KFC. Not a smart decision as I found out. Not because people (hippies... though they're not really people) bitch about the treatment of the chickens, because I could give a rats ass about how KFC tortures chickens. If they torture them tender enough, and as long as they're not doing the torture in Guantanamo Bay, I'm happy. This was only bad because afterwards I felt dazed, and had a pain in my sides. Than, i saw something of horror. Two emos, one cosplaying as a character from Naruto. The one in the cosplay was Asian, and the other one was fat, and wearing a god damn tophat. Fuck these kind of people. I don't know who this person was cosplaying, I guess it was Asuma Sarutobi, the only truly awesome character in Naruto... WHO FUCKING DIES. Nice fanservice. Why Asuma is awesome? His Seiyu J%u016Br%u014Dta Kosugi played fucking Jotaro Kujo, and references JoJo in Naruto. Now, I considered asking them this but It would end up with me being a total prick, questioning there taste in anime, and etc in a Tucker Max fashion. But didn't. If I did it would've gone like this:
Me: "Hello, I couldn't help wondering what Naruto character are you? Asuma Sarutobi?"
AznEmo [Assuming she/he (I couldn't tell) said yes]: "Uh huh, cool you like Naruto?"
Me: "Fuck no. Anyone with a sense of taste would say the same. I only point this out because of Asuma's Seiyu, J%u016Br%u014Dta Kosugi. God, how anyone can watch an episode of that fagfest is beyond me."
FatEmo: "Fuck yuoz you bicth watz do you know abut Naruto or anime?"
Me: "Am I talking to you you fat cow, and I know alot more about anime than anyone in this shithole town, and even BC. Why? Because I have taste in anime."
Pulls out newly copy of Black Lagoon
Me: "Now this is a fucking anime. And totally explains why Pirates fucking rape Ninjas."
AznEmo: "Black Lagoon? A'int that a movie. Whateva, I never heard of it, so don't be an ass."
Me: "WATCH IT NOW YOU TASTELESS BITCH. SEINEN>SHITTY SHONEN DOGSHIT. All shonen anime/manga is harsh shit compared to Shojo anime/manga, and just failfaggot monkey cum compared to Josei/Seinen anime."
AznEmo: "Oh yea I dun't no abut that since I never herd of the fucking shit your talking abut."
Me: "YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT, MY WORD IS LAW!"
FatEmo: "Nazi fucking elitest asshole with faggot views go fuick your mother"
Me: "IT STOPS TALKING TO IT'S INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR OR IT GETS THE HOSE!"
Me: "What? daddy didn't love you so you stuffed your fat fucking face with king-dons, and slit your wrists to a bunch of homosexuals who can't write music worth shit."
AznEmo and FatEmo: "FUCK YOU!"
Ofcourse, this never happened, and the ending would be unpreticible; either they walk away, or they hit me, or run off crying. Either way, doesn't matter. I just told that for pure entertainment. Complete falsities. Why I didn't is simple: I'm not Tucker Max. Tucker would usually have a friend along with him to make sure he wouldn't get his ass kicked in, whereas I didn't, and talking to a couple of Emos would be a fucking waste of my precious time. With that said; I left the mall, and went home.
END OF MY AMAZING DAY!