At 5/12/08 02:43 PM, MrMacro wrote:

At 5/12/08 02:32 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Ya, fun times. The games kinda sucked though.

...and you think there is a lot of pong games on newgrounds now!

They didn't play pong games then, silly. There were more FPS'.

At 5/12/08 02:43 PM, MrMacro wrote:

At 5/12/08 02:32 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Ya, fun times. The games kinda sucked though.

...and you think there is a lot of pong games on newgrounds now!

Pong back then was the shit. I remember getting my pong in the mail from Tom, it was made by a user called Jmtb78. I got 2 paddles and a ping pong ball, and instructions that said to use a dining room table. It was pretty glitchy and easy to cheat.

At 5/12/08 02:32 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

Pong back then was the shit. I remember getting my pong in the mail from Tom, it was made by a user called Jmtb78. I got 2 paddles and a ping pong ball, and instructions that said to use a dining room table. It was pretty glitchy and easy to cheat.

Haha what? It sounds like your mixing real life with the game or..something. idk. i got confused.

Oh hi guys.

That's nothing. I remember when Tom made this site in '77 and it was pretty much just him sending love notes to strangers. Me and a few other people actually wrote back. And thus, Newgrounds was born. True story. Do not believe the lies on the FAQ page.

His letters smelled like Brut aftershave. It was nice.

At 5/12/08 04:31 PM, stickmoose wrote: Oh hi guys.

HAI

Now, a random MSN short.

Space : The Phallic Frontier by dELtaluca and BritishMoose
dELta¯Luca says:
Sir, i have incoming reports of a rapidly approaching vessel
dELta¯Luca says:
should i engage?
alex says:
Hmmn
alex says:
Analyse weapons specifics of aforementioned vessel
dELta¯Luca says:
it would appear it is straddling a gigantic cock
alex says:
By jove :O
alex says:
Evasive measures at once!
dELta¯Luca says:
penetration in T-10
dELta¯Luca says:
aye aye captain
alex says:
Arm the turbo-cannons
dELta¯Luca says:
Ready to fire on your command, T-3seconds
alex says:
Full blast from frontal lasers on my whistle
alex says:
...
alex says:
NOW
dELta¯Luca says:
JIZZ
dELta¯Luca says:
vessel destroyed
alex says:
Damage report, Mr Luca.
dELta¯Luca says:
We've taken minor friction burns

Maybe this is old news, idk, but I found this rather funny: Cut - Google Image Search (Print screen attached below)

I know that it's Swedish Google, but it didn't seem to work when I set it to English.

Oh, and if you search for 'cut' on the English Google though, a pic from Jmtb's Dark Cut shows up as the second hit :)

At 5/12/08 04:38 PM, dELtaluca wrote: Space : The Phallic Frontier by dELtaluca and BritishMoose

Only here. Only here...

Who agrees with me when I say the Store needs some good posters? I need some classy stuff (read: immature drawings with cocks) to cover up my walls.

So, last night I was playing Toribash (Good fun, you all should join), and I entered a room that had a certain character named 'stickmoose' in it. Mr. Moose hadn't been 'round these parts in years, but I remembered the username and sure enough it was him. Crazy coincidence.

I told him he should pop into the lounge and give you all a hullo.

At 5/12/08 05:05 PM, Senti wrote: So, last night I was playing Toribash (Good fun, you all should join), and I entered a room that had a certain character named 'stickmoose' in it. Mr. Moose hadn't been 'round these parts in years, but I remembered the username and sure enough it was him. Crazy coincidence.

I told him he should pop into the lounge and give you all a hullo.

And that I did.

At 5/12/08 04:38 PM, dELtaluca wrote:

At 5/12/08 04:31 PM, stickmoose wrote:

Now, a random MSN short.

Truly amazing Luca. Amazing

At 5/12/08 05:07 PM, stickmoose wrote: And that I did.

You wouldnt happen to be the same stickmoose that has atleast 10 unfinished games of mine in the last 5 years?????

At 5/12/08 05:12 PM, Luis wrote:

At 5/12/08 05:07 PM, stickmoose wrote: And that I did.

You wouldnt happen to be the same stickmoose that has atleast 10 unfinished games of mine in the last 5 years?????

Can't say I know him...

At 5/12/08 05:15 PM, stickmoose wrote:

At 5/12/08 05:12 PM, Luis wrote:

At 5/12/08 05:07 PM, stickmoose wrote: And that I did.

You wouldnt happen to be the same stickmoose that has atleast 10 unfinished games of mine in the last 5 years?????

Can't say I know him...

=O

If you run he wont catch you Moose.
He's drunk. Just run. =D

At 5/12/08 05:50 PM, Blackfang wrote: If you run he wont catch you Moose.
He's drunk. Just run. =D

Is that the new joke about Luis? So now if you get banned from him will you start complaining that:

"Ahh, Luis was too drunk to tell that that spam topic I made wasn't a spam topic, that was a perfectly legit topic bashing on gays and then posting a gay porn picture with an X through it at the bottom...I shouldn't of gotten banned for that"

Terrible example...but cmon :D

Luis is so drink he didn't even realize that it was me screwing his mom when he was 8 and not uncle jose.

At 5/12/08 06:31 PM, DarkMana wrote:

At 5/12/08 06:16 PM, NG-Unit wrote: Is that the new joke about Luis?

<a wkward silence>

<a wkward slap to the face>

Luis Ban Excuses

Yay, lets make some ban excuses concerning Luis and his drinking

sorry if this offends you luis

I was bored :)

At 5/12/08 06:30 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Luis is so drink he didn't even realize that it was me screwing his mom when he was 8 and not uncle jose.

yeah, luis IS drink.

Lol but i didnt mean to stir up something if i did, i was just kiddin around.

Toribash

Looks fun but I don't feel like downloading it. What exactly do you do?

Toribash

Wow those screenshots are nice. i thought you were talking about some random game on newgrounds. Maybe ill download it.

At 5/12/08 05:12 PM, Luis wrote:

At 5/12/08 05:07 PM, stickmoose wrote: And that I did.

You wouldnt happen to be the same stickmoose that has atleast 10 unfinished games of mine in the last 5 years?????

Only 10? What a newbie.

Toribash

I downloaded it, its pretty fun, nothing id get obsessed over though.

At 5/12/08 06:38 PM, Blackfang wrote:

At 5/12/08 06:30 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Luis is so drink he didn't even realize that it was me screwing his mom when he was 8 and not uncle jose.

yeah, luis IS drink.

Lol but i didnt mean to stir up something if i did, i was just kiddin around.

Laugh all you want but know that I am your father cause in the future I went back in time to have sex with your mother.

Damn you're lucky to have been squeezed out of her succulent vagina.

At 5/12/08 07:02 PM, DarkMana wrote:

At 5/12/08 06:33 PM, NG-Unit wrote: <a wkward slap to the face>

You try too hard.

That hurts

RE: Toribash

Hmm, it sounds pretty fun...but right now I don't feel like downloading it. Maybe some other time.

At 5/12/08 09:08 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Damn you're lucky to have been squeezed out of her succulent vagina.

End to back and forth name callings. Lets try and outclass the general form atleast slightly... that shit isnt really contributing to any conversation that anyone can be part of.

At 5/12/08 09:55 PM, Luis wrote: End to back and forth name callings. Lets try and outclass the general form atleast slightly... that shit isnt really contributing to any conversation that anyone can be part of.

Sadly thats how its been for the last couple pages...

Maybe its cuz summers coming up, and were all ready for summer :D

Meat-Ups?

purposely misspelled

Luis we should so have a meet-up in Rapid City, South Dakota sometime, so I can actually go! It won't be crowded or anything, plus we'd be surrounded by the black hills, and who doesn't want to see beautiful hills? Plus we could go to Mount Rushmore!

I'd have to trick my parents into letting me go though...I mean seriously, who would want their kid to go hang out with some drunks (sorry Luis :P) and stoners from the internet (even though thats more general forum people)

hmm...that was cool, I just searched for black hills and found a picture with mt. rushmore and the black hills its even labeled

At 5/12/08 09:08 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

Damn you're lucky to have been squeezed out of her succulent vagina.

=*(

Goes in corner and cuts Glaiels wrists.

At 5/12/08 10:58 PM, Kanadian-Keith wrote: Trust me on this one, it won't work and don't do it and Luis won't have a meet there just so you can go, no offence :)

Much offense taken :'(

Just playin

But it doesn't hurt to try :D

I'm goin to bed, so you can have a whole 18 hours of me not posting (Sleep+School)

I'm taking a bit of a jump from simple crap coding to real physics and more building off of classes, so if anyone can tell me what they think of my new physics engine, that'd be much appreciated. It's kind of like Flade, but I couldn't deal with the bendable boxes and necessary creating of boundaries through AS, so I made my own "Flade."

Boxes Engine.
[Ignore the character whose physics haven't been put in just yet]

I also couldn't take the jump to do Box2D, since I sadly don't have AS3 just yet.

...and Gust said it was impossible for me to make a working physics engine at all.