Translated leaked games - LOL

Any of you gamemakers have your game up on a spanish site with translated game description/title?
I find them humorous sometimes:

Castle Crashing the Beard
Ayuda a este caballero a acabar con un señor barbudo. Según la historia del juego Tom Fulp lleva meses sin afeitarse por estar viciado al juego Castle Crashers de X-Box 360

'Help this knight finish off with a bearded man. According to the game's history Tom Fulp has been going months without shaving because of his obsession with the xbox 360 game Castle Crashers'

RE: Translated game
Heres another for pico's school:

Juego Pico's School
En la escuela hay niños que estan muy locos pero éste los supera a todos, salvate como puedas encontrando el arma escondida.

In school there are kids that are very crazy but this one can overcome them, save yourself how ever you can, searching for THE hidden weapon.

LMAO

lol :(

anyways. wooh :(

First Posts

Aha. I don't even remember this but yeah..

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At 8/9/05 10:15 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: There called not Called Logo Experts, unless you want us to Rate them then no.

I don't think anyone here is a Official 'Pro' at PS.

But here.

I am - seriously - ps and programming r my source of income"

Lol, what a noob I was. I was.. 13? When I posted this.

Another, embarrassing, thing I have found while browsing through is actually a tutorial, which is still on AS Main I stole under the name '-Ryu-'... I fail :(

first post

My first post was a query into the workins of the blam points system.

Second post was in a thread showing off my A* pathfinding implentation and some other thing.

good ol days :'(

I also used to spell 'your' and 'you're' as 'yur'

first post
In one of my first posts I said I learn ActionScript quickly and I think it was authorblues who said he was impressed by me.
That made me cry of joy!

BLAAH!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8785 27

People like this make me sick.

At 3/19/08 01:55 PM, dELtaluca wrote: BLAAH!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8785 27

People like this make me sick.

Not only is he impatient etc. he also doesn't have a clue about AS.
No one help him. Hes not worthy :3

At 3/19/08 02:02 PM, UnknownFury wrote: No one help him. Hes not worthy :3

Shit, blame me and GuyWithHisComp.

At 3/19/08 02:08 PM, El-Presidente wrote:

At 3/19/08 02:02 PM, UnknownFury wrote: No one help him. Hes not worthy :3

Shit, blame me and GuyWithHisComp.

BUMP.

trying to keep the reg lounge noticable !

At 3/19/08 02:43 PM, BritishMoose wrote: How many of you guys have ever suffered from Nosebleeds?

I know I have!

Made me laugh.

I love your colouring :)
How do you choose colours like that?

At 3/19/08 02:43 PM, BritishMoose wrote: How many of you guys have ever suffered from Nosebleeds?

I know I have!

Awesome! Although was slightly short :(

At 3/19/08 02:59 PM, adman1993 wrote: Although was slightly short :(

You're really on the ball today, aren't you?

At 3/19/08 03:01 PM, UnknownFury wrote: You're really on the ball today, aren't you?

All day long baby ;)

At 3/19/08 02:43 PM, BritishMoose wrote: How many of you guys have ever suffered from Nosebleeds?

I know I have!

I have..I have some sort of condition where my nose bleeds VERY easily. Such as if i were to flick (pretty hard) it in the right spot, it'd bleed. Or if i swing my head back and forth too fast.

my dinner tonight

for my dinner tonight i made my self a strange bastardisation of a pancake.

a normal english pancake mixture, but with a bit more egg than usual, all in the pan at once. allow half to cook, pour over some jam, fold it over and seal edges by pressing down to cook the seal. then fold over, allow to cook through

english style mix, ommelette style with the folding over and extra egg, american style in that it was rather thick

but lovely :P

I didn't want too much -> hence extra egg since i didnt want to waste it
I couldn't be arsed to stand and cook multiple pancakes, so i did it all in one
couldnt be arsed to do jam afterwards, so put it in middle

:D

At 3/19/08 04:30 PM, atomic-noodle wrote:

At 3/19/08 02:43 PM, BritishMoose wrote: How many of you guys have ever suffered from Nosebleeds?

I know I have!

I have..I have some sort of condition where my nose bleeds VERY easily. Such as if i were to flick (pretty hard) it in the right spot, it'd bleed. Or if i swing my head back and forth too fast.

Me too, it can get pretty irritating, especially when i get nosebleeds on a plane (which happens pretty often).

i usually go through a period of a couple of months a year where i will constantly get very very heavy nose bleeds, sometimes multiple ones a day. and by heavy i mean losing almost half a pint of blood and lasting bloody ages -> often makes me passout after a while.

thankfully this year *touch wood* it seems ive somehow skipped it

At 3/19/08 04:30 PM, atomic-noodle wrote:

At 3/19/08 02:43 PM, BritishMoose wrote: How many of you guys have ever suffered from Nosebleeds?
I know I have!

I have..I have some sort of condition where my nose bleeds VERY easily. Such as if i were to flick (pretty hard) it in the right spot, it'd bleed. Or if i swing my head back and forth too fast.

I have the exact same thing! If someone hits my nose with a bat in the right spot my nose starts to bleed. It's really annoying

Pancakes
Since when is that dinner?

Secret BUMP!

At 3/19/08 04:47 PM, El-Presidente wrote: Pancakes
Since when is that dinner?

Since the only food in my house is cat food, milk, cereal, eggs, flour, jam :P and i already had cereal for breakfast and lunch

Here's a translation from Italian, actually pretty accurate:

Realizzato con i personaggi del gioco Castle Crashers per X-Box 360, ecco un'avvincente action game in cui dovrete combattere e sconfiggere il faccione fluttuante di Tom (l'autore del gioco) e la sua potente barba.

Di livello in livello, dotati di armi sempre più potenti, combattete questa battaglia in stile arcade contro quello che potrebbe essere un Boss di fine livello, e cercate di uscirne come vincitori ...e non come vinti! :-)

Done with the characters of the game Castle Crashers for X-Box 360, here is a thrilling action game in which you must fight and defeat the huge floating face of Tom (the author of the game) and his powerful beard.

From level to level, endowed with increasingly powerful weapons, fight this battle arcade style against what could be a Boss end level, and try to come out of it as winners ... and not as losers! :-)

First posts

It's an idea I have to get a few artists to do a collab about video games. It would be a huge parody with many video game sprites. What I need is a guy who can freehand draw well, has knowledge in video games and sprites, and I could also use a few more music and sound effect sites. I can provide most sprite work and sound effects and music.

Lawl. >:(

First Post

I joined a collab. Lol.

At 3/19/08 04:43 PM, dELtaluca wrote: i usually go through a period of a couple of months a year where i will constantly get very very heavy nose bleeds, sometimes multiple ones a day. and by heavy i mean losing almost half a pint of blood and lasting bloody ages -> often makes me passout after a while.

Sometimes that happens to me too if it's a dry season. Usually one will trigger a bunch in consecutive days because it doesn't have time to heal.

Never passed out though.

Screen
Anyone have an extra Dell laptop screen? :P, mine finally died.

First Post
"Great. I signed up today, and now I have only a few hours to make a bot.

Meh, at least this means 1 extra kill for you guys. :(

</firstpost>"

Oh, lawd. On the first day of signing up, I decided I'd actually scramble a bot together in time for the AS: War. Hilarity and embarrassment ensues as my bot is crap in comparison to everyone else's... in fact, why the hell did I even enter in the first place... but at least my little guy managed to kill one person in the battle. ^.^

Mogly is silently weeping in his sleep. ;P

Nosebleeds
I don't really get them at all, except maybe only in a dry season after I blow my nose too hard or something. My dad's nose, however, tends to drip blood quite frequently in dry periods. Ick.

Nosebleads

You know, i would have never thought people on a forum as manly as this would get nose bleeds...never occured.

I got one today durring speaches at the college because i had a slight tickle and brushed my finger lightly by. Causing a bleed. Must be from all the manly stuff i did earlier that day. : P

...there is some correlation between programmers and nosebleeds it seems...

...moose doesn't count because he only makes animations about them.

GET INVOLVED.

GUHDHJIDHJ.

Authorblues UOTD!
Congratulations!!!!!!

I still concider you a flash reg, even if others don't/you're rarely here. :P <33333