Best idea ever:
I didn't want to write this in a post incase mike sees, so i PMed it to glaiel instead, but mike will never read this thread anway, so I might as well post it hereL
Buy a domain which sounds like it could be something to do with law, like Cliveslawyers.com or something. Make a fake site for cliveslawyers hosted on your own, but with the cliveslawyers domain.
Have the home page saying aout how clives lawyers have won many cases online and specialise in internet fraud. Have a page listing all the current lawyers with top trumps style facts like how many cases they've won and stuff.
Then email him from a cliveslawyers email account stating that mike is being sued and has to appear in court in Australia on Jan 9th if the stolen content from his site has not been removed.
Brown trouser time for mike!
dont call it cliveslawyers though, that sucks