Karma's going to turn me into a fat person.
I always make fat people jokes, and poke fun at 400 pound pedestrians behind their back, or refer to a family of fat people in a car as "pork chops".
Yet I eat a ton and don't exercise much, and spend a lot of time on the computer or playing video games. Somehow I'm still 150lbs (Which is pretty underweight for someone 6'4'' tall).
Once my metabolism shuts down I'll probably balloon out. If I started getting fat though, I hope I'd be conscious enough to start changing my diet and exercising.
Speaking of diets, what are your diets usually like?
I absolutely hate fast food, except subway and occasionally taco bell or kfc, and 90% of what I eat is health food, because my dad being a chiropractor it's what I was raised up on. I also have a vegetarian aunt, uncle, and cousin so whenever they visit us or we visit them, I end up eating more wierd vegetables in one meal than most people get in a year.
Vegetarian food is pretty good when prepared right, because vegetarians usually go out of their way to buy literally every abstract vegetable out their for meals, plus all of the traditional ones. There's so many different vegetable dishes out there they don't really get old too quickly, yet after a while you do begin to crave meat, or at least more vegetables. Vegetables don't really fill you up too quickly, and my cousin and his parents eat so little.
Also, a sandwich just doesn't feel right without meat. I saw my cousin eat a sandwich of just bread, lettuce, and tomato once. I don't know how anyone could find that to be a whole meal.