FUKKEN SUN >:V
I walked home in the rain today and then played an hour and a half of Guilty Gear X with my best friend.
My only response to your dilemma is to suck it up. I'm a fat kid with long hair. I bake like a piggy in the sun.
As far as the glasses thing goes, get lighter(weight wise) frames or get contacts. I would suggest the contacts. They're the shit. I've had them for about 5-6 years.
4chan and such
What is everyone else's opinions on said boards?
I don't know what it is, but recently I've found myself being drawn to the oddities that /b/ and such have to offer on 4chan, as well as stealing a few Flash movies from their /f/ section(which has some flashes from NG :O)
It makes me feel relaxed while I rot my mind on retarded shit. Their memes are like a laxative for my mind; anything productive is fucking gone. It feels much nicer than my normal rush of thoughts of life, sex, and philosophy.
Fucking with other People's shit
Some person wrote a review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows and saved it on the OPEN NETWORK at school. Normally, if you save to your folder, nobody but you can open it. But no, this fucktard was begging me, "Jeremy, please, rape my shit with your linguistic cock of solitude."
I promptly opened the file and proceded to change every instance of "Harry Potter" to "Hairy Penis". The title became "Hairy Penis and the Gaping Vaginas". Here is my version of the review:
Hairy Penis and the Gaping Vaginas Book Review
Hairy Penis and the Gaping Vaginas, the seventh installment of the Hairy Penis series by J.K. Boner, was released on July 21st, 2007 in the US, Great Britain, and other English-speaking countries. It is currently available in hard-on only.
Boner recently appeared on talk shows, speaking of her book. At one point, before the release of the book, she admitted that she "left the ending open so it could be continued." Therefore, many thought she might continue. However, she recently confirmed that she does not intend to continue the series. Many Hairy Penis fans are disappointed that this book really means saying good-bye to Hairy and his fuck buddies. However, most fans believe this book was more than fair to Hairy, and they jerked off to it until their hands were chaffed raw.
At the start of Gaping Vaginas, Harry and his friends Raunchy and Hermaphrodite, had dropped out of Hugetits School of Sexcraft and Bestiallity to continue their search for Whorecrutches, begun the previous year by late Hugetits Headmonger, Albusty Dumpybum. Stored in each of the seven Whorecrutches was one part of Lord Peniswrinkles's soul. In order to completely kill Peniswrinkle, it was vital that each Whorecrutch was destroyed.
The book's climax, when almost everyone blows their load, displays that the common theme in books and movies of man taking the woman buy the hand and fucking the shit out of her anus. However, questions echo everywhere: Do Hairy and his supporters have a grand victory? Does Team Peniswrinkle win (All your base are belong to Peniswrinkle) ? Or does Hairy's side win, yet at a horrible cost (i.e. Erectile Dysfunction for life or The Clap)?
As J.K. Boner mentioned before the book's release, multiple will orgasms occur and shocking secrets about a few Hugetit's sex ninjas and headmongers are revealed. But to discover and fully understand the ending, it is necessary to read the entire book while jerkin' your gherkin.
If this is really good-bye, readers will miss Boner's magical cunt and its familiar taste. However, this book was a slutty ending to the Hairy Penis series.
TEH EDN
So, after all my work, I was feeling generous, so I didn't save over their shit. What do you think, was I merciful, or should I really have been a smug asshole and rubbed some cock in the face?