At 9/11/07 09:10 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote:
Sun R evil.
Had to walk a girl home today.... The sun nearly killed me.... I'm going to fall down now! ^^

How did the sun almost kill you, was it hot?

Because it was 90 in Auto shop and I was wearing heavy protective Coveralls and working with a welding torch, so don't complain about heat if that's what your getting at.

Meet-Up

I'm a 4 hour drive from Toronto, so I'd definitely make it out there if possible. Once the date's set in stone I'll see what I can do.

Evil Sun?

To reiterate what Cheek asked, how was the sun evil? I kind of like it. Maybe it's all of those pickles you've been eating...perhaps soon, you yourself will be, in fact, pickled if you stay outside too long. I'd watch out if I were you.

Evil Sun

I like the sun, but it really annoys me. If it were light without it, then I'd be good. It's light is kinda uneven and it's bad for my OCD.

Just kidding, but I really don't like when it glares.

Too Many Pickles.
Pickles are good for you, but if you eat too many it may have very unpleasing physical affects. If you eat more than two pickles a day, your hair begins to fall out. Eventually you will become bald and no one will talk to you anymore. I find that hard to believe but in the last week their has been more hair on my brush.... And I am finding it harder to stomack pickles. Honestly I've drankin' water and milk but all I'ver aten for 2 weeks now is pickles. No meat or anything like that. So I am so not healthy right now...... I should go over to a friends house and mooch some food. Either that or steal a bunch of free samples from the local grocery store.

Sun Evil!
I can explain how the sun is evil quite simply: The Sun causes heat which causes me to sweat, which makes my glasses (YES I ADMIT IT! I NEED TO WEAR FREAKIN' EMO GLASSES!) continueing.... My glasses fog up and won't clear up and I'm too tired to wipe them so I leave it and eventually I walk into to random things such as posts, old women, cars, etc. and because the sun is at the heat of this evil scheme (get it? "heat"? lol lame joke) I declare the sun as evil.

Meet-Ups!

Their's a hall able to rent near here and a nice hotel. If I was ever bored and rented the hall I could probably set it up to have a meet-up here. But I'm a poor bastard that lives in a crap shack and eats pickles all day so I can't see me with the money for it anytime soon.

IMPORTANT PICKLE NOTE!
If any of you know anything about pickling cucumbers and crap you'd know that you have to wait a minimun of 6 weeks before they are actually pickled. So I pickled them all on what the 3rd? 4th? of this month...? Anyway right now all I've been eating is pretty much cucumbers souked in vinager with hot peppers and onions in it. SO pretty much I've been eating pretty nasty tasting shit. However I've grown to like the taste.

:Currently on jar 11 out of 32
:Still have 32 jars of beans though!!!

At 9/11/07 09:54 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: stuff

I think I saw your twin sister at my school today. Girl with a mullet. Not too pretty.

Anyway I love pickles but i'd get sick of them if that's all I ate.

Want a good balanced healthy meal? Pizza. Never gets old, can cover all the food groups, lots of variety.

On food I thought I'd mention what sandwich I had for lunch today:

Hummus, Feta Cheese, Lettuce, and Boar's Head Turkey on a wrap. (no dressings).
It was one delicious sandwich. Maybe it's just the fact that I'm half Mediterranean/middle eastern, but I love hummus so much. And feta cheese.

mmm hummus

getting tired

need rest

wake up... 6:15am... school... didn't do homework...
\do it in homewroom...

blah brain failing...

arms moving... but.... brain...

not... functioning... omg....

bldpasssssvffff

FUKKEN SUN >:V

I walked home in the rain today and then played an hour and a half of Guilty Gear X with my best friend.

My only response to your dilemma is to suck it up. I'm a fat kid with long hair. I bake like a piggy in the sun.

As far as the glasses thing goes, get lighter(weight wise) frames or get contacts. I would suggest the contacts. They're the shit. I've had them for about 5-6 years.

4chan and such

What is everyone else's opinions on said boards?

I don't know what it is, but recently I've found myself being drawn to the oddities that /b/ and such have to offer on 4chan, as well as stealing a few Flash movies from their /f/ section(which has some flashes from NG :O)

It makes me feel relaxed while I rot my mind on retarded shit. Their memes are like a laxative for my mind; anything productive is fucking gone. It feels much nicer than my normal rush of thoughts of life, sex, and philosophy.

Fucking with other People's shit

Some person wrote a review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows and saved it on the OPEN NETWORK at school. Normally, if you save to your folder, nobody but you can open it. But no, this fucktard was begging me, "Jeremy, please, rape my shit with your linguistic cock of solitude."

I promptly opened the file and proceded to change every instance of "Harry Potter" to "Hairy Penis". The title became "Hairy Penis and the Gaping Vaginas". Here is my version of the review:

Hairy Penis and the Gaping Vaginas Book Review

Hairy Penis and the Gaping Vaginas, the seventh installment of the Hairy Penis series by J.K. Boner, was released on July 21st, 2007 in the US, Great Britain, and other English-speaking countries. It is currently available in hard-on only.

Boner recently appeared on talk shows, speaking of her book. At one point, before the release of the book, she admitted that she "left the ending open so it could be continued." Therefore, many thought she might continue. However, she recently confirmed that she does not intend to continue the series. Many Hairy Penis fans are disappointed that this book really means saying good-bye to Hairy and his fuck buddies. However, most fans believe this book was more than fair to Hairy, and they jerked off to it until their hands were chaffed raw.

At the start of Gaping Vaginas, Harry and his friends Raunchy and Hermaphrodite, had dropped out of Hugetits School of Sexcraft and Bestiallity to continue their search for Whorecrutches, begun the previous year by late Hugetits Headmonger, Albusty Dumpybum. Stored in each of the seven Whorecrutches was one part of Lord Peniswrinkles's soul. In order to completely kill Peniswrinkle, it was vital that each Whorecrutch was destroyed.

The book's climax, when almost everyone blows their load, displays that the common theme in books and movies of man taking the woman buy the hand and fucking the shit out of her anus. However, questions echo everywhere: Do Hairy and his supporters have a grand victory? Does Team Peniswrinkle win (All your base are belong to Peniswrinkle) ? Or does Hairy's side win, yet at a horrible cost (i.e. Erectile Dysfunction for life or The Clap)?

As J.K. Boner mentioned before the book's release, multiple will orgasms occur and shocking secrets about a few Hugetit's sex ninjas and headmongers are revealed. But to discover and fully understand the ending, it is necessary to read the entire book while jerkin' your gherkin.

If this is really good-bye, readers will miss Boner's magical cunt and its familiar taste. However, this book was a slutty ending to the Hairy Penis series.

TEH EDN

So, after all my work, I was feeling generous, so I didn't save over their shit. What do you think, was I merciful, or should I really have been a smug asshole and rubbed some cock in the face?

At 9/11/07 10:03 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 9/11/07 09:54 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: stuff

More stuff

I ain't a big fan of pizza. For some reason I've never been able to find a kind I like.
But I'll never forget those good ol' days freakin' out the deleviery boy. Just ask him if he could come down to your basement with you, give 'em good eyein', a lil' smirk, and bit your lip a lil'. Ahh, watching 16-19 year olds run to their car fleeing for their virginity.... Priceless.

As for homework. I never do any homework therefore I don't ever have any! Errr, but it`s my grad year or suppost to be... If I fail anymore my sis`ll stab me. :(

Pizza

There's nothing like New York Pizza. I grew up eating New York Pizza so that's what I thought all pizza was like until I had "pizza" in Boston. It was awful.

Pizza

Tried so many kinds of pizza in my life. All crap... My conclusion: Canadians can`t make pizza. Hypothesis: Americans can make pizza. Hypothesis of Hypothesis: Americans stole the perfect pizza recipee from Italians... Or was it the SpanishÉ
Derek`s Knowlegde of scientific method = that of 0 divided by 0.

4Chan and such.

It has hentai, therefore I approve.

But in all honestly I find most of the chans just a place for poeple to act retarded and post retarded crap. I`m all up for acting a lil`more imature on BBS`s and such but the chans take it waaaaaaaay too far. Some poeple may find it funny but I kinda tilt my head and have a `WTF-Moment`. I will admit I do find some things on 4chan pretty funny though... I also think other things are really cute. :P

At 9/11/07 10:21 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote: Pizza

There's nothing like New York Pizza. I grew up eating New York Pizza so that's what I thought all pizza was like until I had "pizza" in Boston. It was awful.

Fuck. That. Philly Cheesesteak. specifically, Pat's.

Pat's Philly cheesesteak > Pizza. Especially a cheese steak with fried onion and pizza sauce. MARGH I'M FUKKEN HUNGRY NAO! >:V

And I fucking love pizza. More than my left nut. That says a lot.

And it has to be a Philly cheesesteak, not a shitty knock-off "Insert-place-here" cheesesteak. the cheese is melted into the meat, the meant has a fine texture and is not too over or under cooked, the bread is soft and fresh, and the aroma makes your mouth water and your cock hard. the orgy of toppings you can put on is only limited by your imagination, Charlie.

Feta Cheese

Glaeil, I have a recipe for an Avacado-Feta Salsa. it's pretty much the shit. You want it?

Also, hummus is great on little pieces of toast :3 YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

Random Songs in ur headz :P

I had the fuckken PizzaBagel jingle in my head all day. what sort of infectious shit do you get stuck in your head every now and then?

RE: Evil Sun!

Being English, I've got a limited tolerance for natural light :P I'm probably one of the few people who thinks our weather over here is pretty awesome - it's not so bright and hot that we're all sweaty buggers, and it's not ridiculously cold for the most part. It rains quite a bit, but mainly it's just some fairly nice looking clouds which dull the sun a bit and stop us from getting skin cancer :)

That said, it's pretty sweet on the four or so days a year when it's actually really bright and sunny. Even though every fat bastard in the area uses it as an excuse to go topless.

At 9/12/07 03:19 AM, Paranoia wrote: I'm probably one of the few people who thinks our weather over here is pretty awesome

im with you on that one.

Weather over there

I always find it more relaxing and laid back, and easier to get work done when it's raining, so maybe I'd like it over there. The sun is definitely good at times though :P

Evil Bee

Here is a fantastic music video. It's not animated in Flash, and to be honest I'm not sure what program(s) would be used to put this together. Regardless, the idea, the timing and the sync-up between the music and the action is fantastic. Not to mention that the song is great (or so I think) as well. Definitely worth watching.

Monkeehub (the animator of the JCB (by nizlopi) video) uses flash. He's cool, he should really look into newgrounds, but might be too old (he's 28).

At 9/12/07 08:20 AM, dELtaluca wrote: im with you on that one.

I quite like british weather, it's nice and varied. Sometimes it's beautifuly sunny, sometimes it tips it down, sometimes it's thunderstorms and sometimes it snows (rarely :P). Anyway, i'd be weird living in a country with just rain/sun, i can't imagine it really :S.

JCB

At 9/12/07 02:00 PM, trig1 wrote: Monkeehub (the animator of the JCB (by nizlopi) video) uses flash. He's cool, he should really look into newgrounds, but might be too old (he's 28).

Send him an email, it'd be nice to see some commerical artists (so to speak) around here. I loved the video for JCB, not to keen on the song, but a very well done video.

At 9/12/07 02:15 PM, Depredation wrote: Send him an email, it'd be nice to see some commerical artists (so to speak) around here. I loved the video for JCB, not to keen on the song, but a very well done video.

Turns out he already is on newgrounds, just not very active. I wish I looked before I posted. :P

At 9/12/07 03:51 PM, caseyo wrote: suggestions?

record it, that's gold

At 9/12/07 03:51 PM, caseyo wrote:
suggestions?

Star 69 them bitches

At 9/11/07 09:51 PM, spare-jello wrote: Evil Sun

Evil Sun

At 9/12/07 04:10 PM, jmtb02 wrote:

At 9/11/07 09:51 PM, spare-jello wrote: Evil Sun

Evil Sun

LMAO!!!!

Just stay on the line with them, see what they actually want. Could be quite funny too, so record it and post it. :D

Pizza
Being a citizen of the suburbs just outside of Toronto, I can say from many experiences that Pizza Hut is your best bet for pizza. However if you go 8 hours north to Sue Sainte Marie their food court in their mall has an amazing family owned pizza stall with pizza like no other. Then you have an Italian restaurant there (fancy stuff) with some real Italian pizza. Lots of Italians up north. Best pizza I've ever had is there, worth the drive (or flight, but you don't want to see their airport).

At 9/12/07 04:28 PM, pixelz wrote: Pizza

PIZZA

Don't get me started on Pizza

Oh wait, you just did.

In Buffalo, New York, we have such a picky and certain taste for Pizza that you can't find elsewhere in the country/continent/world. Pizza hut when it first came to Buffalo had to change its recipe juts for us because Buffalonians couldn't stand it and it was going out of business.

I could never eat a pizza from anywhere outside Buffalo.
EVER

Heres a life update for ya:

- My friends a retard, and I'm ashamed of him (dont say anything on his profile please - I don't want him to work out about the BBS).

- ICT is shit. My teacher is a crazy scottish highpitched woman who only got a computer 4 months ago. She thinks I'm a retard, and finishes every sentence by looking at me in a way to say 'do you understand, or should I say it reeeeal slow for you?'. A few times (at least once or twice a lesson) she comes up to me and says 'Everything going all right?'; not to each person, just to me. My friend thinks its hilarious, seeing as he knows I know flash + javascript + php and shit. I think I might just tell her just to shut her up.

- Alpha of new stupid game that I was inspired to make after an odd conversation with my friend Joe about terripins (they climb ontop of each other, yaknow (no, they arent doing it)). The terripin olympics - only one sport so far, terripin throw.

Thats all.

Re: Pizza

I live in a relatively small town near London and there are 5 pizza places within about 100m of each other. Now I like a good pizza, but there's just one problem... 4 of them produce rubber sheets with what is apparently "meat" on top and the other one costs more than my brother's student loan :P

Re: Evil Sun
I like the weather here in the UK, and thanks to it we have a nation of ghost-skinned people :D

Re: Evil Sun

At 9/12/07 05:39 PM, Nick wrote: I like the weather here in the UK, and thanks to it we have a nation of ghost-skinned people :D

When I was in Australia you could always pick out the British backpackers by looking at the skin colour.

Java
I started learning Java for my studies today, I was pleased to find out it looks a lot like Action-Script so that certainly gives me a little head-start (I'm not a very experienced programmer...).

Three. Thousand. Posts.
Bitchin'...

Motorcycle Test Booked
My motorcycle Class A (Direct Access) test is booked for October 4th, along with it's accompanying training course (I don't own my own moped / low powered motorcycle yet... so the training will help). When this one's passed (after an intensive three day course that will devour my weekend whole and have me book vacation time off work), I can go out and get myself a motorcycle with a decent power rating and actually be able to take it onto the motorways or carry passengers

Attached is the picture I'm working on that I want flock printed to the back of my biker jacket... heheh
Anyone else do a remotely dangerous hobby? Other than Flash

The Portal being a lethal place of course...

At 9/12/07 04:10 PM, jmtb02 wrote:

At 9/11/07 09:51 PM, spare-jello wrote: Evil Sun

Evil Sun

Ahhh! Curse you! I'll never sleep easy agian!

motorcycles

If it's not a Harley it's not a motorcycle.

At 9/12/07 06:44 PM, KaynSlamdyke wrote: Three. Thousand. Posts.
Bitchin'...

Congrats, you officially are awesome.

Anyone else do a remotely dangerous hobby? Other than Flash

Snowboarding and street racing. I'm a bit of a mechanic, and can fix and supe-up cars. Not organized street racing, just slamming the pedal at traffic signals with my sleeper 4 cylinder. My 4 cylinder car can beat most V6's, and they are shocked when this little Dodge Stratus smokes their Honda civic.

Even stock it was the biggest 4 cylinder engine ever built. 2.8 Liter. I love that car though, its really light and has a lot of pop to it.

Other Hobbies

What do the regs do other than sit on he computer animating/coding and replying to the reg lounge?

I for one, as I said am a mechanic, and love to help fix cars. I am actually looking into getting an old 1970's VW Bus. That would be the ULTIMATE vehicle, Psychedelic colors painted on. I'd get one of my Buddies in Auto Body to Air Brush "Shagin Wagon" on the side in black and silver.

W00t, Imma grease monkey

Dangerous hobbies

I used to take my dad's motorcycle for a ride every once in a while when I knew I would be alone... I stayed in a single block for the longest time till I got the hang of it.... Probably a bad idea in retrospect but I got caught one time anyway.., so they took the battery out and leave the tank on empty seeing as it never gets ridden anyway.

I plan on getting an m1 license when I turn 18 and taking it, it's much more of an expierence than driving a car.... I only have my permit so I don't get to drive much bymyself except when a parent clears it which is max once a week.

Snowboarding isn't TOO dangerous, I'm yet to have a surgery necessary injury... just miscelanous broken fingers and collar bone... It's the only sport/hobby I'm really good at though other than soccer which I'm slightly worse at, in my opinion.

I'm not to much of a grease monkey... But I can talk enough to get by when I'm around gear head's without looking like an idiot. I used to be into cars... don't really know what happened with taht