At 2/22/10 07:59 PM, Archon68 wrote: I hate people like that. I also hate how schools/teachers assume IE is the best browser. Here, we can get suspended for downloading or opening Fire Fox or Chrome. WTF?

I love my school IT staff. We asked for Chrome (Firefox was already on there) and they put it on there and then. Then we asked for them to add the Flash Player on Chrome for "studying", and they happily did so.

At 2/22/10 08:22 PM, Archon68 wrote: Speaking of which, I've come up with some pretty clever programs on my calculator.

I wish I had a programmable calculator. Most aren't allowed in exams though.

I guess it's a good thing that not everyone programs, though. I can easily impress other students and my teachers with a simple Flash app.

For a biology presentation, I once made a little animation to display what was going on. It was absolutely shit (I'm no artist, that's for sure), but afterwards, loads of people were amazed that I had made an animation and thought it was fantastic.

Also, my cat has decided to sleep on me. Since it is on top of one of my hands, I can no longer type properly without disturbing her. Still, aww...

Anyone else thrilled about the new Flash coming up, CS5?
I'm not looking forwards to the buid-in physics, as I have come so far myself, but I do like the iPhone support!
Will AS3 have multitouch support?

If CS5 is anything like CS4 forget about it.

Your PC WILL die on you.

At 2/23/10 04:19 PM, windowskiller wrote: Your PC WILL die on you.

Get a Mac.

At 2/23/10 05:39 PM, HDXmike wrote:

I dont know whats your beef with the physics engine vex, its way slower and less flexible than any of yours !

i can stretch my legs apart at about 60 degrees, how's that?

Mogo-Mogo

There's some serious bullshit going on with this game. If you want to see the solutions you have to add the facebook app. What a load of wank.

At 2/23/10 05:57 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Mogo-Mogo

There's some serious bullshit going on with this game. If you want to see the solutions you have to add the facebook app. What a load of wank.

"The walkthrough is also available on King.com and on YouTube (although there are no links to them direclty in the game)."
Author's Response

The game is a bit meh compared to Little Wheel. The game design is questionable (some rubbish 'challenges' in there), and the programming is a touch off (the buttons sometimes don't work unless you take your pointer off the button and back on again). Still, the animation is very nice.
My friend and I were wondering if they used any engines or external programs to create that 3D look. Anyone know?

At 2/22/10 09:35 PM, windowskiller wrote:

At 2/22/10 08:31 PM, Archon68 wrote: 55,000th post, bitches. I've been waiting weeks for this moment!

I call 60,000

My current goal is to get post #55,555. Then about a year I'll get #66,666. }:)

At 2/22/10 08:22 PM, Archon68 wrote: I hate how I'm the only Flash programmer in my grade. All of the other programmers I know either do HTML, which is hardly a programming language,

It's not, a programming language is used to create programs, HTML is a markup language used to "tell" the browser where to place objects

Javascript,

Again, it's a scripting language (then again so is flash AS...), it's very different from a programming language

or they "program" on their graphing calculators using BASIC.

That actually is a programming language :P

It was also fun because I laughed hysterically when another group presented their Jeopardy game. It was one of those super-glitchy PowerPoint templates. :P

Well, what you should do is always try to get better :) I suggest something modern like Java which is great for conceptual understanding of stuff...

happy birthday UnknownFury! He's 18 now

Sorry i wasnt able to contribute to the complicated things you guys talk about nowadays :(((

so pico days coming up, anyone wanna make a simple pico turn based rpg? or anything else i dont really mind? pm if you do :3

Shutter island was a great movie.

I hate those days when every time you fix something, you break two things in the process...

At 2/24/10 01:34 PM, Coaly wrote: Shutter island was a great movie.

Gonna see it on friday. It looks great.

Just started programming an RPG. Never before realized how complex they are. Always expected them to be easy but a lot of work, but all the objects and handlers for everything is going to be really complex. Trying to program an RPG non-class based must be hell. Thank God for classes.

you are gay fuck you. *ogre jus happens 2 be my buddy i aint the type of brother for you to start testing give me a smith and wessun i have nigus addressing

God. Can someone delete all the Wasim alts?

At 2/24/10 06:49 PM, windowskiller wrote:

you are gay fuck you. *ogre jus happens 2 be my buddy i aint the type of brother for you to start testing give me a smith and wessun i have nigus addressing

God. Can someone delete all the Wasim alts?

it takes literally 1 minute to create a disposable email and a new account. and it also takes 1 minute to change your IP. if someone truly wants to be an ass, there is no effective way to stop him

it takes literally 1 minute to create a disposable email and a new account. and it also takes 1 minute to change your IP. if someone truly wants to be an ass, there is no effective way to stop him

lol. I guess so. Might as well let him rampage us.

At 2/24/10 04:58 PM, windowskiller wrote:

At 2/24/10 04:45 PM, Starogre wrote:

At 2/24/10 04:41 PM, wasimwiththepossum wrote: fucking bitches

ok!!

Lulz. Your just encoraging him.

Example: A man who complains of cars speeding down his street, but speeds himself would be considered a hypocrite

Example: I don't know what you're talking about. VS: Your book is on the table.

At 2/23/10 06:31 AM, Jimp wrote: New game SushiCat just released over on AG with Joeybetz, should be on Newgrounds next week but I like showing you guys things! Let me know what you think!

Cool. I don't think I understand the premise from the intro. He eats sushi why?

Pretty pleased with how it came out, some of the level design is a bit shoddy but I didnt have any input in that. Still not bad for 7 days work :)

Yea some of the level design is a bit shoddy, I didn't play past three levels, too slow for me. Overall pretty solid game though.

At 2/24/10 07:16 PM, Coaly wrote:

At 2/23/10 06:31 AM, Jimp wrote: New game SushiCat just released over on AG with Joeybetz, should be on Newgrounds next week but I like showing you guys things! Let me know what you think!

JoeyBetz? That just reminds of the cool times I had on AG....

But AG used to be SUPER glitchy. I would make an account and like 2 weeks later it woukd be deleted. And I never even did anything wrong.

So far my only lasting account on AG is here.

I used to have one a while back, but it got deleted. The current one I have doesn't work. I forgot the password and when I reset my password it doesn't work.

So now I'm on NG. :)

I've got too the point in my ear lobe stretching, that I can fit almost my whole little finger through my ear.

Fuck you all ;D

We get paid by the ban, so this is like Christmas come early for me!

Fighting Mechanics

So, I need help designing a fighting game. I need help coming up with mechanics as I don't want it to be quite as simple as NGR. I'm looking for something that involves strategy. Timing combos, lifts, special attacks, etc. so that the game play doesn't devolve into button mashing. I was thinking of making a thread but then I realized it'd probably be easier to make a post here. Because I actually like you guys. And I don't want it to turn into a request thread.

I think it's about time I made something for a Newgrounds Holiday... Anyone interested in being my artist? I'll ask here before asking around elsewhere.

I still have no idea what the game would be about, but I/we will think of something.

At 2/24/10 09:15 PM, Archon68 wrote: I think it's about time I made something for a Newgrounds Holiday... Anyone interested in being my artist? I'll ask here before asking around elsewhere.

I still have no idea what the game would be about, but I/we will think of something.

Wow, I didn't even mention that this is for PICO DAY. I feel stupid now.

At 2/24/10 07:54 PM, Sam wrote: I've got too the point in my ear lobe stretching, that I can fit almost my whole little finger through my ear.

Fuck you all ;D

Enjoy the cosmetic reconstructive surgery in a few years. I would say 75% of the people I know that stretched when they were younger got snipped and stitched up.

Combat Systems

I always thought it would be interesting to see a more strategised combat system in a flash game. Ala Assasins Creed 2 or Zeno Clash, where rather than button mashing you have to use timing and smarts to win.

At 2/25/10 12:16 AM, Johnny wrote: Enjoy the cosmetic reconstructive surgery in a few years. I would say 75% of the people I know that stretched when they were younger got snipped and stitched up.

I've decided I'm going to be a badman grand-dad with his ear stretched.

At 2/25/10 02:28 PM, Depredation wrote: you have to use smarts

But, Depredation... need brain... for, smart-making!

At 2/25/10 03:20 PM, Toast wrote: But, Depredation... need brain... for, smart-making!

On a complete tangent Bad Company 2 is fucking amazing.

Also yay for further maths.