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  Patchman: The Dark Night

  by RiverJordan

  I'm sorry darling, but i'm going to have to end your life... ;)

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  (Ages 13+)

I'm just sayin...

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At 9/28/09 06:36 PM, Duchednier wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 2968
I'm just sayin...

Not what I thought it was going to be at all tbh.... I loled when he ate her face though.

At 9/28/09 06:44 PM, Coaly wrote:

At 9/28/09 06:36 PM, Duchednier wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 2968
I'm just sayin...

Not what I thought it was going to be at all tbh.... I loled when he ate her face though.

I know right? :P But then you're just like "what?! THIS ISN'T THE PATCHMAN I KNOW AND LO- OHHH i see what he did there"

The cleveland show was really not bad. Trainwreck is not a word I would use to describe it. The fact that there is now a fat son, a baby, and a daughter is a bit lame in itself, because it feels like family guy, but the characters have enough variety to make it feel new. I also liked the fact that it had a coherent plot, sure family guy has plot, but this show kept to it much better. They do cut aways, but I never really got tired of those anyway.

Overall it wasn't amazing, but it made me laugh, and is definitely much better than I expected from what I heard about it.

Congratulations Duchednier. Patchman is is the best kind of pure evil. :D

http://www.hulu.com/watch/98264/family-g uy-road-to-the-multiverse?c=570:718

this is the best few moments of family guy ever

At 9/28/09 07:25 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 9/28/09 12:13 AM, jmtb02 wrote: I'm back. Australian beer needs to try harder.

Big statement from the young lad. Drinking is like religion out there. What were you drinking?

I tried a little bit of everything... VB, Cascade, Blue Tongue, Coopers, Crowns... I would have to say out of those my favourite was VB and Coopers.

And you know beer needs to be cold to drink it properly, right? Have you guys figured that out yet on your side of the pond?

Yeah, Patchman 2 came out really nice. Good to see the final product (Grrr madness day - lol).

Now I'm kinda stoked to see what happens with the next project of yours, Duchednier. Hopefully I'll find some time to kick back and pump out some epic audio for it sometime soon... Should be fantastic. ;D

Yeah, loved patchman 2 so much i went and checked out the first one.

Yay! I'm glad patchmans a hit with you guys :D I apologize again for spamming "hey it'll be here eventually" too lol

But yeah, next should either be a small flash game or exile 4!

At 9/28/09 09:44 PM, jmtb02 wrote: And you know beer needs to be cold to drink it properly, right? Have you guys figured that out yet on your side of the pond?

Yeah, we have, don't you remember at the last meet.... Oh wait you've never made it over here prick <3 <3

Srsly, if your wife will let you I'd love to meet you some time (I'm not gay) and I'll teach you how to drink. <3

TURBO SHANDY FOR LIFE!!!

At 9/28/09 10:12 PM, Duchednier wrote: Yay! I'm glad patchmans a hit with you guys :D I apologize again for spamming "hey it'll be here eventually" too lol

But yeah, next should either be a small flash game or exile 4!

Congrats on patchman 2 Duchednier, I enjoyed it and it's doing pretty good at the moment too!

No one has questions about ze particles :(.

Patchmen

Good movie, nice concept. Though you could maybe play more on him being made of fabric, ie more fabric themed superman effects.

I like it though, keep evolving the charachter, the animation is good.

At 9/29/09 10:05 AM, Depredation wrote: No one has questions about ze particles :(.

Patchmen

Good movie, nice concept. Though you could maybe play more on him being made of fabric, ie more fabric themed superman effects.

I like it though, keep evolving the charachter, the animation is good.

i was thinking of that for the next one, divulging "how he got the patch" and what not. Patchman fits into every scenario lol so i'm gonna have fun with him :D

At 9/28/09 10:28 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: TURBO SHANDY FOR LIFE!!! ****

**** Whatever you do, do not drink his turbo shandy concoction.

At 9/29/09 10:12 AM, Luis wrote: **** Whatever you do, do not drink his turbo shandy concoction.

I'm guessing it's a mix of vokda, beer, energy drink and lemonade? Or some other unholy combination.

At 9/29/09 10:12 AM, Luis wrote:

At 9/28/09 10:28 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: TURBO SHANDY FOR LIFE!!! ****

**** Whatever you do, do not drink his turbo shandy concoction.

I have to side with Luis on this one :p

At 9/29/09 10:10 AM, Duchednier wrote: i was thinking of that for the next one, divulging "how he got the patch" and what not. Patchman fits into every scenario lol so i'm gonna have fun with him :D

Good stuff, I would avoid shrinking the ad size on the API-served ads though. If your movie/game becomes super popular and they see you've shrunk it, you could get yourself blacklisted from serving ads by cpmstar. They sell 300x250's to the advertisers, you shrinking or hiding that ad size will piss them off.

At 9/29/09 12:09 PM, Paranoia wrote:

At 9/29/09 10:12 AM, Luis wrote:

At 9/28/09 10:28 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: TURBO SHANDY FOR LIFE!!! ****

**** Whatever you do, do not drink his turbo shandy concoction.

I have to side with Luis on this one :p

I typically stay away from drinks that have Turbo in the title.

At 9/29/09 01:50 PM, Luis wrote: Good stuff, I would avoid shrinking the ad size on the API-served ads though. If your movie/game becomes super popular and they see you've shrunk it, you could get yourself blacklisted from serving ads by cpmstar. They sell 300x250's to the advertisers, you shrinking or hiding that ad size will piss them off.

I think it's kinda weird this game is still allowed to have NG ads: Every 20 deaths you see ads (even used to be only 5!), and the author's so greedy that he put in both MochiAds and NG ads at this point, the Mochi one on top so that if he tries to load their ad too often it wont show up and the NG one is visible instead. When the MA ad does show up though the other ad is simply hidden behind it, this can easily be seen as it's visible for a second before the MA ad is loaded.

For some random crap game this might not be so surprising, but this random crap game's got medals (meaning at least one admin have played it, but perhaps ads were added after that) and over 150k views.

At 9/29/09 10:12 AM, Luis wrote: **** Whatever you do, do not drink his turbo shandy concoction.

At 9/29/09 12:09 PM, Paranoia wrote: I have to side with Luis on this one :p

At 9/29/09 05:05 PM, jmtb02 wrote: I typically stay away from drinks that have Turbo in the title.

Lads, I am disappoint.

At 9/29/09 10:23 AM, Depredation wrote: I'm guessing it's a mix of vokda, beer, energy drink and lemonade? Or some other unholy combination.

Turbo Shandy is the Jesus of drinks. Basically, you buy a pint and a bottle of WKD. You down half the pint and top it with the WKD. It turns your pint green. 3 or 4 TurboShandies ans you'll know all about it.

It's NOT a ghetto drink.

At 9/29/09 11:41 PM, ImpendingRiot wrote:

At 9/29/09 11:38 PM, hashbrown wrote:

At 9/29/09 09:38 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Turbo Shandy is the Jesus of drinks. Basically, you buy a pint and a bottle of WKD. You down half the pint and top it with the WKD. It turns your pint green. 3 or 4 TurboShandies ans you'll know all about it.

It's NOT a ghetto drink.

i think ill stick with my pussy smirnoff ice

You sir, have earned my respect. Smirnoff Ice is the drink of warriors.

I prefer mikes hard lime, not lemonade, just lime!! Its the drink of CHAMPIONS!!

also lol! Someone made fanart for me!

At 9/29/09 11:59 PM, Duchednier wrote: also lol! Someone made fanart for me!

That's the most shmexy chibi thingamabobber ever.

At 9/29/09 11:59 PM, Duchednier wrote: I prefer mikes hard lime, not lemonade, just lime!! Its the drink of CHAMPIONS!!

I think a little part of me died when I read that..

Man Up!

At 9/29/09 06:52 PM, knugen wrote: For some random crap game this might not be so surprising, but this random crap game's got medals (meaning at least one admin have played it, but perhaps ads were added after that) and over 150k views.

Ads only pay when they're clicked, so spamming impressions and annoying the user does only that and doesn't earn extra $.

Well, they don't really release data on how the ads pay, but clicks play a much larger role than impression volume, and I think some payouts are even dependent on the user doing something on the target site (creating an account, reaching a certain target page) or remaining on it for a certain amount of time.

So, even though the stats show your "ecpm" in terms of impressions, it's not entirely saying "you're guaranteed this many cents per 1000 impressions," It's only telling you how much money you're earning from the users doing one of the blackbox actions per 1000 impressions. That's why the ecpm is so different on different games and can vary greatly even on a day to day basis for just one game.

At 9/29/09 06:52 PM, knugen wrote: I think it's kinda weird this game is still allowed to have NG ads: Every 20 deaths you see ads (even used to be only 5!), and the author's so greedy that he put in both MochiAds and NG ads at this point,

Well Pigpen is notorious for being 'rebelious' ...youre talking about the guy who made the columbine game so i doubt he really cares, last man itself was mostly built to get a rise out of people anyway. I dont really think its greed, its just him being pigpen. I wouldnt really follow his lead if youre at all serious about it. Ads are a fine line because you flirt with peoples tolerance, if you break that tolerance its very hard to earn that trust back.

Tomorrow I'm heading off to LA for 5 days

At 9/30/09 12:18 AM, Treerung wrote: I think a little part of me died when I read that..

That was the weak part. Now you are stronger.

At 9/29/09 09:38 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Turbo Shandy is the Jesus of drinks. Basically, you buy a pint and a bottle of WKD. You down half the pint and top it with the WKD. It turns your pint green. 3 or 4 TurboShandies ans you'll know all about it.

It's NOT a ghetto drink.

Did that at a party, more like 3/4 pint + 1/4 wkd, though.

If anyone feels like beta-testing a game in the next couple of days drop me a pm.