At 9/13/08 05:43 PM, Toast wrote: MochiAds

I got 160 ad impressions and it doesn't want to give me any money

Is it like a thing where you need at least 100 dollars' worth of credit to actually withdraw money? That's what adsense does. I got an account on adsense that got locked at 80 dollars because they wanted me to SEND them my PASSPORT!!! Well, as you can imagine I did not find that good at all.

No I'm not even talking about sending me the money. It says I have $0 earning although I clearly have enough paid impressions for like 50 cents - 1 dollar or something.

At 9/13/08 02:55 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: clicking does nothing. Don't use key.isDown(1) to detect mouse clicks, that doesnt work on a mac.

(another + of as3 getting rid of key.isdown)

Crap, didn't think of that. Gonna have to think of another way round :P
Thanks

At 9/13/08 06:12 PM, UnknownFury wrote: Crap, didn't think of that. Gonna have to think of another way round :P
Thanks

addEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK, function, false, 0, true);

The last 3 parameters are just for optimisation, leave them out if you want :).

At 9/13/08 04:48 PM, RyanPridgeon wrote: iPod Touch

Yeah, funnily enough I was just on the apple website a few minutes ago looking at their new nanos. I am seriously considering getting an ipod touch now, they look like the best ones in the lot (it seems apple did that on purpose - they made all the other ones really shit!)

I got a touch free from here!
http://istuff.freepay.com/?r=45340119
(ts real! try eet =D)

Either way, yeah i like the new ipod touch, but the ipod nano... IS A ZUNE!! D=<

At 9/13/08 06:00 PM, Toast wrote: No I'm not even talking about sending me the money. It says I have $0 earning although I clearly have enough paid impressions for like 50 cents - 1 dollar or something.

Maybe it just hasn't updated, If it shows no earnings by tomorrow or even two days, maybe you should try to contact mochi, but I wouldn't be concerned if it isn't showing anything right now...

And anyway for you to have 1 cent the cpm would have to be 10 cents, and it clearly says ecpm .01. So my advice is to chill on it.

At 9/13/08 10:19 PM, ImpendingRiot wrote:

"narfed" (and other stuff)

Now.. am i to be offended at this or not? Whether "Narfed it up good myself" is a thing to be proud of... or not..

either way, Try it if you want, otherwise ignore it. I got meself an ipod touch off it before i'm trying again for an iMac, imma sell it and university money is nice ^_^

he's always movin
there he goes he's comin round the track
he isnt stoppin almost like he's never comin back
and if he doesnt what the heeeeeecK

At 9/12/08 04:47 PM, CybexALT wrote: use his special laser thing to make sure my driving license wasn't a fake.

It's generally pretty easy to get served round Newcastle, although some places are stricter than others, I was drinking in one of the bars in the Gate for a friend of friends 18th, never got ID'ed. Then went with a few friends elsewhere to find most of our teachers on a staff night out for one of the staff who was leaving (lol) 3 of us walked in, one got ID'ed at the door didn't get in, then bouncer came to find us and ID us, but ended up walking away for some unbeknown reason; I then got bought a pint by one of teachers because i only had a £50 note which he didn't want to use.

Now, why i quoted that bit of your post; Is the next place i walked into, i got ID'ed at the door; so acting very naturely i quickly got my wallet out for my motorbike licsence and handed it over. He saw it obviously was a proper licsence not a provisional, and he gave it a quick check back and front; then got his UV scanner out to check it wasn't a fake and handed it back.

But what is funny is that the liscence actually states i'm only 17 with the DOB it has written on! :D

At 9/14/08 01:36 AM, dELtaluca wrote: But what is funny is that the liscence actually states i'm only 17 with the DOB it has written on! :D

LOL!

Oh my god. I'm gonna have to try that next year.

At 9/14/08 01:36 AM, dELtaluca wrote: But what is funny is that the liscence actually states i'm only 17 with the DOB it has written on! :D

Wow, it's amazing how stupid some people are, though there's a chance they only served you because they can serve, since they can say your license does state that you are over the legal drinking age.

At 9/13/08 01:40 PM, UnknownFury wrote: Sample - first 3 levels. Only control is the mouse. You should be able to work it out without any instructions ;)

Really good, but is is a quite a bit like that jmtb02 game. Don't sweat it though, the gameplay diferent enough to set it apart, and it is quite addictive. And frustrating, LOL.
Might wanna revamp the overall design though. I think its just a bit too simple. Maybe some less bland colours. But it is your game, and I don't want to tell you how to make it.

Projects
How are my projects going?
Absolutely crap.
I just... I dunno. i've kinda hit a brick wall.
Its not artist block or anything, I'm just really unmotivated I guess. Don't really feel like animating, and I feel like starting something else, even though my current project is pretty close to finished.

I started it AGES ago, when I wasn't too good at animating. It was originally just little stick fight, but then I added an intro, started making it better and also adding lots of stuff in. I've pretty much finished the easter eggs, done the menu's, I just need to work out how to do trophies and finish the movie.
If you want to see it here's the link.
And if you find all three easter eggs, you get a cookie.
I unfortunately had to take out all the sound for the online version, except the music for the actual movie. Which is a bummer, because "Deads witnesses" & "The heavens shall tremble" are awesome songs.
Oh, and a fucking background tween at the start doesn't work properly, and I have no fucking idea why. If someone can help me with this, it would be MUCH appreciated. I'll include you in the credits or something.

Apart from that though, I have a MAJOR project on the way.
I've already done some of the character and enemy designs, story, and planning.
Its a adventure/platformer game like nothing you've seen before. I guess it's inspired by Subspace Emmisary from SSBB.
Only thing is, I only know VERY basic AS. If any of you know any platformer tutorials (apart from the ultimate platformer tutorial), it would be much appreciated.
I've looked absolutely everywhere, and the two best I found were the Ultimate platform tutorial on Newgrounds, and one on CartoonSmart. But I need to know stuff about killing enemies and weapons and stuff.
OR, if you are an AS guy, help with this would be fucking awesome. Except... I don't have an income or any money, so that probably won't happen.
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At 9/14/08 01:36 AM, dELtaluca wrote: But what is funny is that the liscence actually states i'm only 17 with the DOB it has written on! :D

Silly old Britain X( We seem a lot more lax on drinking than the Americans.

Found this while doing homework :D

Britain are just naturally more relaxed about drinking laws than Americans. I don't know why but we just are.

And ToxicEmpire, that looks great, but just disable the tab cheat, it makes it too easy to find all the easter eggs, set the tabChildren, focusRect or tabEnabled booleans to false. They all do pretty much the same, oh and you only need one of them.

At 9/14/08 05:25 AM, mwmike wrote: And ToxicEmpire, that looks great, but just disable the tab cheat, it makes it too easy to find all the easter eggs, set the tabChildren, focusRect or tabEnabled booleans to false. They all do pretty much the same, oh and you only need one of them.

Cheers man.
Wait, did you find the "Red vs. Yellow" easter egg as well?
I made the first two really easy to find because I kinda really want them to be found.
The other is only for those who really look for it.

Have a cookie anyway :D

And uh... not really an AS pro or anything, so can you tell me how to set tabChildren or one of the above? Thanks for your help man :D

Just set it like any variable:

At 9/14/08 05:25 AM, mwmike wrote: Britain are just naturally more relaxed about drinking laws than Americans. I don't know why but we just are.

The legal drinking age in Holland (and many other European countries) is actually 16, so you're not really that lax.

At 9/14/08 05:25 AM, mwmike wrote: Britain are just naturally more relaxed about drinking laws than Americans. I don't know why but we just are.

You're 13? How would you know - they're not that relaxed.

At 9/14/08 05:42 AM, mwmike wrote: Just set it like any variable:

tabChildren = false

Cheers man! Helps a lot.
Now do I put that in the actionscipt for the first frame, or for the first frame of every scene?
Like I said, I'm a n00b at AS, sorry ^^;
I'll be sure to include you in the "Thanks" section of the credits :P
Now all I need is some help with the trophies and tweening, and I'd be set!

Don't feel obliged to do this mwmike!

At 9/14/08 05:25 AM, mwmike wrote: Britain are just naturally more relaxed about drinking laws than Americans. I don't know why but we just are.

Nah, not really. America's legal drinking age is 21, so they naturally start drinking later, or at least be more discreet about it when they're 15/16, but I would say the drinking laws are inforced as well as they can be in the UK (or at least around london). Most clubs and pubs only accept a driving license or your actual passport as ID. Even off-licenses are getting more strict. The police are nice and friendly though, and so as long as you don't act chavvy, they'll just confiscate your alcohol if they find an under-age person drinking.

I assume its pretty much the same in America.

Laser Tag

Played some laser tag yesterday, was pretty awesome but I've been before so it was all competeitive with my friends, we basically ende dup wacking eachother with the guns and I just kept dancing in the strobe lights. We played 9 straight hours and I'm fucking knackered.

Pineapple Express and *Sigh* Disaster Movie

Ok I also saw 2 films in the same outing today, Myself and my friend Andrew both have cineworld unlimited cards so we pay 10 quid a month and can see as many films as we want, We went and saw pineapple express which I strongly recommend to anyone, it's a great film, really funny and is a parody of other action films without actually being a parody movie. It is really great.

On the other hand I also for the lulz saw disaster movie out of boredom. I went in trying to be against the majority. 'I'm going to watch disaster movie and I'm sure as hell going to try and enjoy it' But sometimes the majority can be right. IT IS LITERALLY THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN! It doesn't parody, It literally takes jokes form other films and uses them in their film. And it was in production when most of the films where only anounced as trailers, God just go and watch it to say "I SAT THROUGH DISASTER MOVIE AND LIVED!"

So guys, How was your weekend?

At 9/14/08 07:36 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: God just go and watch it to say "I SAT THROUGH DISASTER MOVIE AND LIVED!"

Get that on a t-shirt.

At 9/14/08 07:41 AM, KaynSlamdyke wrote:

At 9/14/08 07:36 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: God just go and watch it to say "I SAT THROUGH DISASTER MOVIE AND LIVED!"

Get that on a t-shirt.

I will when I get round to watching it :P

Then again I was one of the few that liked Epic movie. Even if it was a bit crude.

At 9/14/08 07:47 AM, tommattox wrote: Then again I was one of the few that liked Epic movie. Even if it was a bit crude.

Epic movie, was fucking shit. Couldn't stand it.
I don't think disaster movie could top how bad it was...

Zecky
i was on his profile and he has hundreds of submissons lol
toxicempire
good animatin but i don't like sticks...
inglor
israel is so awesome..the next best place to live after aurope and usa lol
drinking
well i drunk two days ago after bout 6 months of not drinking...it was awesome...
P.S
holland isn't a ood example seeing that weed is legal there..

At 9/14/08 07:36 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: On the other hand I also for the lulz saw disaster movie out of boredom. I went in trying to be against the majority. 'I'm going to watch disaster movie and I'm sure as hell going to try and enjoy it' But sometimes the majority can be right. IT IS LITERALLY THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN! It doesn't parody, It literally takes jokes form other films and uses them in their film. And it was in production when most of the films where only anounced as trailers, God just go and watch it to say "I SAT THROUGH DISASTER MOVIE AND LIVED!"

By definition, a parody is just something that mimics and slightly alters something else. It doesn't necessarily have to say anything satirical. It's just that almost nobody is lazy enough to parody something without a humorous purpose and expect anyone to find value in it :/

At 9/14/08 08:15 AM, Paranoia wrote: By definition, a parody is just something that mimics and slightly alters something else.

Yeah and That was the problem, It literally took the joke and repeated it, it didn't slightly alter it, Admittedly there was one funny joke saying that Hayden Christhansen ruined star wars.

And yes it was a lot worse then epic movie.
And it used jokes from 4chan and Memes, it said DO A BARREL ROLL AND THAT HEAD ON ADVERT IN IT FOR FUCK SAKE!

At 9/14/08 06:06 AM, xTOXICxEMPIRE wrote: Now do I put that in the actionscipt for the first frame, or for the first frame of every scene?

I've never used it with scenes but you should probably need to do it in every scene.

At 9/14/08 05:58 AM, UnknownFury wrote: You're 13?

Not yet.
Disaster Movie
I saw it yesterday, it was great. The references were great, I even enjoyed the ones to films I've never seen. Epic movie was good too.

At 9/14/08 08:41 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 9/14/08 07:36 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: Laser Tag

Played some laser tag yesterday, was pretty awesome but I've been before so it was all competeitive with my friends, we basically ende dup wacking eachother with the guns and I just kept dancing in the strobe lights. We played 9 straight hours and I'm fucking knackered.

Oh I killed you connor, don't make me tell your mom!

I kind of tried to do what mose videogame accessible teens do at paintball/airsoft/laser tag and so really stupid stunts, I tried to do a gears of war style roll and just nearly broke my neck, then I tried to vault a 4ft high wall whilst still shooting and just fell over the side onto someone in cover.

It's all great fun.

Also I thoguht you'd like, dissapeared sam?

At 9/14/08 08:36 AM, mwmike wrote: I saw it yesterday, it was great. The references were great, I even enjoyed the ones to films I've never seen. Epic movie was good too.

It's an awful film, it should be torched >:(. It just plays badly on other film/Internet references and repeats them continuously. Blegh.

At 9/14/08 07:58 AM, patu1 wrote: israel is so awesome..the next best place to live after aurope and usa lol
well i drunk two days ago after bout 6 months of not drinking...it was awesome...

I know you're foreign, but for the love of god download a spellcheck.

At 9/14/08 05:58 AM, UnknownFury wrote: You're 13? How would you know - they're not that relaxed.

All that's ever happened to me and some friends is we've had it taken off us. Not that i drink often, not my thing, too expensive and it seems pointless to me. Not that i have anything against anyone who does :).