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humantarget52 is back in Canada

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Shrapnel
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humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:20:51

So I'm sitting here in my underwear.

It's nice living alone. You can pee with the door to the bathroom open. You can pick your nose anytime you want. Fart and not have to apologize. I only have my own dishes to wash.

My sheets smell but there's no one around to complain about it. I can leave my laundry all over the place.

Yep. I am a total slob.

Aside from the fact that I'm hideously ugly and need to wear a bag on my head at all times, I'll be a bachelor for life because of all these benefits.

And I'm never embarrassed when I bring hookers over either and scream at the top of my lungs 'OOOOHHH YYEEAAA BITCH GET ALL THE FINGERS UP MY ASS'.

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MR-HOMO
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:22:10

FAPPING, AM I?

Yes, I am.
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CUBErt
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:22:21

What does this have to do with humantarget52?

Is he going to be living with you?

You're my banana

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faretheewell
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:23:10

Damn straight. I want be like him, mommy!

Fuck you my sig IS showing up. Oh, and my sig link is worse than 2g1c. Dare Ya.

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Claytron
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:40:34

Oh well, in 34 more days, the dishs, cloths and house will wash themselves!!

And the hookers, you wouldnt beleive how many freebies you'd get.

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Shrapnel
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:54:37

At 9/27/06 08:22 AM, CUBErt wrote: What does this have to do with humantarget52?

Is he going to be living with you?

He's my brother. He's my flatmate. I live with him the entire year. He's off in Canada frolicking with his significant other.

I thought this was common knowledge by now.

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TropicalParadise
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:57:49

Awwwwwww, it sounds like you miss him : )

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Chumbawamba
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 08:59:37

You'll get lonely eventually. Hookers don't make for good roomies in the long run.

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MR-HOMO
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:01:04

At 9/27/06 08:59 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: You'll get lonely eventually. Hookers don't make for good roomies in the long run.

Yeah, they steal your keys and your dignity and all you wake up with is a sore ass and an STD.

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Fatboy
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:14:39

Don't forget peeing in the sink!
NEVER FORGET PEEING IN THE SINK.

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Hanshinboy
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:16:17

What will you do when you have your marathon masturbation sessions ?
Who will spot you ?

HAPPY EASTERHappy EASTERhappy easter

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Malachy
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:32:59

At 9/27/06 08:54 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I thought this was common knowledge by now.

shrapnel, you never talk to me anymore :(

and walking aroun naked for the neighbors to enjoy and downloading gay midget horse porn onto your flatmate's computer...and leaving shit stains on his side of the bed...

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Slightly-Crazy-Dude
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:44:29

At 9/27/06 08:20 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Fart and not have to apologize.

Hahaha, i dont even do that when im sitting with my lady friends.

I'm glad you're finally happier though.

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Shrapnel
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:48:05

At 9/27/06 08:57 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Awwwwwww, it sounds like you miss him : )

I suppose I do.

But I like walking around in my underwear.

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JadeTheAssassin
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:48:48

You have fun while it lasts, though.
You should walk around with a crown and a cape (or bedsheet) and pronounce yourself the King of ______. Then demand inanimate objects to be certain knights and dukes of different rooms.

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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MR-HOMO
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:48:55

At 9/27/06 09:48 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
At 9/27/06 08:57 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Awwwwwww, it sounds like you miss him : )
I suppose I do.

But I like walking around in my underwear.

I like walking around in your underwear too!

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Shrapnel
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:49:27

At 9/27/06 09:44 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:
I'm glad you're finally happier though.

No I'm not. I've spent 4 hours today writing e-mails to organize 3 different parties, 2 curriculum meetings, my fucking electives, visa etc etc etc etc

I am busy as fuck right now.

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Shrapnel
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:52:33

At 9/27/06 09:16 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: What will you do when you have your marathon masturbation sessions ?
Who will spot you ?

.. what?

At 9/27/06 09:32 AM, Malachy wrote:
shrapnel, you never talk to me anymore :(

When did we talk?

At 9/27/06 09:14 AM, Fatboy wrote: Don't forget peeing in the sink!
NEVER FORGET PEEING IN THE SINK.

I have done that at several bars.

At 9/27/06 08:59 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: You'll get lonely eventually. Hookers don't make for good roomies in the long run.

LIES. They polish knobs and clean the cream.

At 9/27/06 09:48 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: You have fun while it lasts, though.
You should walk around with a crown and a cape (or bedsheet) and pronounce yourself the King of ______. Then demand inanimate objects to be certain knights and dukes of different rooms.

My hand puppet wombat is already the General of my army of pasta.

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JadeTheAssassin
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 09:53:48

At 9/27/06 09:52 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
At 9/27/06 09:48 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: You have fun while it lasts, though.
You should walk around with a crown and a cape (or bedsheet) and pronounce yourself the King of ______. Then demand inanimate objects to be certain knights and dukes of different rooms.
My hand puppet wombat is already the General of my army of pasta.

Good.
The Pasta army is good to go on their attack on the river Sauss, right?

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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BobbyJenkins
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 10:10:17

At 9/27/06 08:20 AM, Shrapnel wrote: And I'm never embarrassed when I bring hookers over either and scream at the top of my lungs 'OOOOHHH YYEEAAA BITCH GET ALL THE FINGERS UP MY ASS'.

UGH!! NO BITCH! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! DO IT LIKE HUMANTARGET52 USED TO DO IT TO ME! THAAAAT'S IT!!! MMMMMMM!!!!!!

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Jossos
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 10:11:09

You should start a beercan/beverage of your choice collection and save the cans, and use them to cover your coffee table under a piramide of cans. I'm sure you're aware of the huge powers piramides have. So having a piramide built out of cans that renders your coffeetable useless, must be like, tearing a hole in space and time all the way into the dimension of awesome.

No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.

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Slightly-Crazy-Dude
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 10:12:43

At 9/27/06 09:49 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
No I'm not. I've spent 4 hours today writing e-mails to organize 3 different parties, 2 curriculum meetings, my fucking electives, visa etc etc etc etc

Any themed parties? Those are made of win and awesome. You should definetely do one of those. Pirate themed, School themed, etc etc

I am busy as fuck right now.

Maybe, but that's certainly better than being bored shitless and listening to Bjork.

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Andersson
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 10:13:03

At 9/27/06 09:49 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I've spent 4 hours today writing e-mails to organize 3 different parties...

Ctrl + C?

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Shrapnel
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 10:49:47

At 9/27/06 09:53 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
Good.
The Pasta army is good to go on their attack on the river Sauss, right?

Indeed- after a strategic strike with cumin seeds.

At 9/27/06 10:10 AM, BobbyJenkins wrote:
UGH!! NO BITCH! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! DO IT LIKE HUMANTARGET52 USED TO DO IT TO ME! THAAAAT'S IT!!! MMMMMMM!!!!!!

O_o

o_O

/me pops boner

At 9/27/06 10:09 AM, mamatequila wrote: one of our own returns home :')

He's in Manitoba right now. ROFFLEZ

SUX 2 B HIM

At 9/27/06 10:11 AM, Jossos wrote: I'm sure you're aware of the huge powers piramides have. So having a piramide built out of cans that renders your coffeetable useless, must be like, tearing a hole in space and time all the way into the dimension of awesome.

Tell me about the power of the pyramids! They have to be square pyramids though. Triangular ones don't fit my bag.

At 9/27/06 10:12 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:
Any themed parties? Those are made of win and awesome. You should definetely do one of those. Pirate themed, School themed, etc etc

I am busy as fuck right now.
Maybe, but that's certainly better than being bored shitless and listening to Bjork.

None themed yet.... I do the paperwork like funding and organizing.... not the fun stuff

Ugh.. I HATE Bjork. :)

At 9/27/06 10:13 AM, Andersson wrote:
At 9/27/06 09:49 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I've spent 4 hours today writing e-mails to organize 3 different parties...
Ctrl + C?

See above.

At 9/27/06 10:16 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote:
Well, I wouldn't personally have something against being alone for a time period like that, I guess it's fun sometimes.

Did I mention I wasn't peeing alone?
Yea, I saw cocks. 5 of them. All at once. Peeing.

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Monocrom
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 11:03:06

At 9/27/06 09:53 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Good.
The Pasta army is good to go on their attack on the river Sauss, right?

A great hunger shall cause them all to be devouered! XD

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grif392
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 11:07:43

I am SOOOOO out of my league posting here. ah well. keep the fluids in jars and then put it all in a bucket over a door :D

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Triple-Merc
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 11:31:45

Wait, why the fuck would someone want to go to Canada, especially Manitoba?

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Shrapnel
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 11:50:55

At 9/27/06 11:31 AM, Triple-Merc wrote: Wait, why the fuck would someone want to go to Canada, especially Manitoba?

Did you actually read the whole thread?

At 9/27/06 11:38 AM, Placebo wrote: I envy you so much. Having a roommate is teh sucks.

Um. He's my brother?

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Preternatural
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 12:48:13

Hmm Shrapnel, I see you're having fun. But hey, you can't live like me. I won't let you.

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Shrapnel
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Response to humantarget52 is back in Canada 2006-09-27 12:48:57

At 9/27/06 12:48 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Hmm Shrapnel, I see you're having fun. But hey, you can't live like me. I won't let you.

I'm not. I've been writing e-mails for 6 hours now... THE NON-FUN KIND

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