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Newgrounds Voicemail

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:19:44


It would be hilarious ironic if that thief who stole your PS2 was perusing this thread and decided to call you up and smugly taunt you over his misdeeds. You know what, I bet he already has. Not that I would know anything about that, why would I? I'm just making an educated guess here. ;)


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:22:10


At 9/16/06 01:19 AM, Jercurpac wrote: It would be hilarious ironic if that thief who stole your PS2 was perusing this thread and decided to call you up and smugly taunt you over his misdeeds. You know what, I bet he already has. Not that I would know anything about that, why would I? I'm just making an educated guess here. ;)

you stole the stuff you did't as ng police i have the right to have you under arrest


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:27:30


Holy crap!

*dials feverishly*

Do I care that this eats away my paycheck? No, sir.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:29:14


I better get this working soon ive called like 1000 times its just not working :(


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:30:35


At 9/16/06 01:29 AM, Zack wrote: I better get this working soon ive called like 1000 times its just not working :(

You dial a 1 before the number?

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:31:30


At 9/16/06 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote: 215-279-9026

I'll have to try this out some time soon. Nice addition.


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:31:42


so uh are ppl still calling


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:31:45


At 9/16/06 01:29 AM, Zack wrote: I better get this working soon ive called like 1000 times its just not working :(

Dude, what the Hell? I called once and instantly got through.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:31:57


I wanted to call, but I lack originality. I don't have anything funny to say. Maybe 'cause I'm pretty tired right now.. oh well!


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:32:47


At 9/16/06 01:31 AM, SNIPER wrote: I wanted to call, but I lack originality. I don't have anything funny to say. Maybe 'cause I'm pretty tired right now.. oh well!

Just ask me.

At 9/16/06 01:31 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote: 215-279-9026
I'll have to try this out some time soon. Nice addition.

HEY! your kind arn't alowd in these parts get back to the C&C!

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:33:09


At 9/16/06 01:31 AM, Phantom wrote: I'll have to try this out some time soon. Nice addition.

Do it.

I gave it a try, and now look at all the sexy mod name colors that came out of it.


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:36:32


the number i have called is not connected.

damn you telstra

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:37:10


NG Voicemail: "Leave a message and make it good"

SardonicSamurai9: "Well maybe I would leave a good message if your voicemail was better. Lame. Anyway, I'm callin' you out Wade! Me and you, Halo 2 one on one. I'm postive that I would own your ass! Now, it's been a year since I've played it (yup), but I still think I can. Leave a message on my voice mail if you want to accept the challenge. If not... well... we all know who'd be the winner... me... buh bye!"

(That was my 2nd call for tonight. I'm done for now ^^) 49 second call. lol


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:37:11


from now on, any one who wants to call but doesn't have anything to say should say what i said.

goblins n' shit

do it.


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:47:45


At 9/16/06 01:46 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:52 AM, theDESIRE wrote: Sexy pink names.
why does my name appear in different spaces each snapshot?

Because they're gay.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:50:27


At 9/16/06 01:31 AM, blamurai wrote: so uh are ppl still calling

They've slowed down, so keep 'em coming....

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:50:32


Sorry Monocrom. Did I spell it right this time?


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:51:26


At 9/16/06 01:50 AM, Tim wrote:
At 9/16/06 01:31 AM, blamurai wrote: so uh are ppl still calling
They've slowed down, so keep 'em coming....

I'd keep calling to disturb the shit out of you guys but can't on the off chance you call back and piss my parents off.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:55:06


At 9/16/06 01:51 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I'd keep calling to disturb the shit out of you guys but can't on the off chance you call back and piss my parents off.

I don't think they'll call back. Especially since I've heard only 1 person leave their return number. It appears all us NG staff people get the voice mails emailed to us. So I can listen to all of them, as well as the other NG staff.


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:55:50


Since you guys seem soooo desperate for calls... (WTF!? NO WAI!?) I'll call again at 2:30am. ONLY if you pwomise to weave a wittle (fwicken awesome) voice message in my voice box.

Okthxbye

BTW, Wade. DO YOU ACCEPT!?


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:55:59


At 9/16/06 01:50 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Sorry Monocrom. Did I spell it right this time?

LOL, SWEET!!!

Thanks Wade. :)

Normally I wouldn't care, but there actually is another user on NG named Monochrome. If he ever posts something stupid, I'd hate for you to think it was me.

Let me guess, my voice sounded like crap over the phone.
For some strange reason, it always does.

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:56:51


Wait was that a fucking british accent................


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:57:14


K Stamper I called and asked for you.

I forgot to hit #, but does it still go through???

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:57:41


lol made it through


Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and FUCK the prom queen!

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:58:26


I would call you up, but I dont think I could explain an International call :S


wut

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:58:32


At 9/16/06 01:57 AM, DFox wrote: K Stamper I called and asked for you.

I forgot to hit #, but does it still go through???

Yes it does! ........ Cause Wade got the voicemail I left earlier. LOL !

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:58:38


At 9/16/06 01:55 AM, Monocrom wrote:
At 9/16/06 01:50 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Sorry Monocrom. Did I spell it right this time?
LOL, SWEET!!!

Thanks Wade. :)

Normally I wouldn't care, but there actually is another user on NG named Monochrome. If he ever posts something stupid, I'd hate for you to think it was me.

Let me guess, my voice sounded like crap over the phone.
For some strange reason, it always does.

That's your actual voice. I sound different on any recording device as well. Other people hear you differently. You actually do sound like crap =D

jk...

and I left a call back number. Feel free to call me ne time. Especially during college. I can just walk out and be like, "Sup newgrounds!"


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 01:59:07


"William, This is your father! You know your mother cant use latex condoms! Get back to the CVS and get her the lambskin kind! You remember the last time you fucked your mother with latex?! Poor woman looked like a swollen lobster!"


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 02:00:50


At 9/16/06 01:58 AM, Monocrom wrote:
At 9/16/06 01:57 AM, DFox wrote: K Stamper I called and asked for you.

I forgot to hit #, but does it still go through???
Yes it does! ........ Cause Wade got the voicemail I left earlier. LOL !

lol, well that sucks. That means they're going to get three messages from me asking to talk to Stamper...

AUGH, now they're going to think I'm a complete idiot, if they don't already...

Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 02:01:08


At 9/16/06 01:59 AM, DanMalo wrote: "William, This is your father! You know your mother cant use latex condoms! Get back to the CVS and get her the lambskin kind! You remember the last time you fucked your mother with latex?! Poor woman looked like a swollen lobster!"

holy fucking shit that was so fucking funny!