Newgrounds Voicemail
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Cute+Funny=?
Tom, I'll jizz on your face.
In my stoner voice
Will assassinate for food
"Hi.... I'm just calling to let you know that i found out that i have genital herpes. The doctor told me to call everyone that I have been intimate with in the past 6 months, so.... yeah. You might wanna get yourself checked."
you guys look quite snazzy with the pink names!
At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.
lolmydemand.
But yeah, Tom. MAKEITHAPPEN.
Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.
At 9/16/06 12:52 AM, SaiGlyph wrote:At 9/16/06 12:51 AM, MadCow wrote:STAY BACK! MODship is mine!At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.I've never wanted to be a mod more than right now.
If you knew how much I wanted a pink name, your head would explode.
*growl snarl*
If like, seriously, in real life, I had to fight you to the death to get a pink name, you'd be dead by now >:(
REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
Cute+Funny=?
common guys! we may be able to get him to do anything!
change the banner to a bright pink block of color! and proclaim this day a holiday!
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im jacks alt account im gonna play the lazy town pirate and cake song !!!!!
YAR HAR YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!
ITS A PIECE A CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE
I'm a backseat mod.
Can I be purple or some shit?
=(
"Every time I look at the stars, I just think of you."
To whom it may concern:
Please make sure Stamper is not drinking, as I'm calling him at 2.
Thanks.
Awww....... all the Mods look so pretty in pink. :D
Tom you need to start paying child support for our love child or im taking you back to court on Monday >:[!
"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
~Henry Rollins
At 9/16/06 12:58 AM, SaiGlyph wrote:At 9/16/06 12:55 AM, MadCow wrote: If like, seriously, in real life, I had to fight you to the death to get a pink name, you'd be dead by now >:(Psht! That's nothing! After you kill me I'll come back from the dead and turn your user name brown! *evil laughter ensues*
Meh, I'd actually be happy with almost any color change, although brown isn't the ideal color, because purple/pink pwn the hell out of it :[
*switchblade* bring it on, esé
REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
At 9/16/06 01:05 AM, DanMalo wrote: Old times.
Go back to your dogs in hats.
Yay! My name should be blood red in that picture you know =D
jk... that'd be too much for you to do, since you've been asked a bunch of other shit today. But hey, I was teh first to be called! (I think, lol) Almost POSITIVE THOUGH!
btw, expect a call at 2:30am. It's going to be Steve again, cept he'll have clothes on... and SLOWLEH TAKE EM OFF for teh phone secks babeh. (jk) but do expect a call again. I'll be asking for u to leave a msg on MY voicemail so friends can believe meh ^^.
Teh name is Steve... Sexeh Steve...
Someone had to pull the classic Ebaums prank to him, and I did it.
"Hello tom, this is Eric Bauman offering you $2.99 for the copyrights of Alien Homind... Thank you, and good day."
Cute+Funny=?
I demand someone call tom and be like
tom? dem damn naggurs der? cus u know i'ma gnna get dem sonsabitchez!
white power!
At 9/16/06 01:08 AM, mamatequila wrote: $2.99 the first minute, $9.99 each additional minute...
..wait a sec. did the ad market bust again? is it back to selling porn?
At 9/16/06 01:06 AM, Tyrant12 wrote: Tom we all demand Wades home phone number.
555-Suck-it12
Don't say I never gave you anything!
My cigarettes were behind the keyboard!
No moving involved!
keeeeepthepiiiink.
Sweet! I got something to say!
change that 2:30am to 1:30am! I'm callin u out Wade!
I would call. But trying to explain an international phone call would not be easy at all.
At 9/16/06 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote: 215-279-9026
out of my area code fuck'n verizon
Roma est mater omnium nostrum
Is this where you wanna be when baby jesus comes back.
God I love that movie.
