I like him im going to see him live I don't care if he makes fun of people we do it all the time on newgrounds and its funny so :D

At 9/1/06 07:50 PM, Mr_Anarchy wrote: i say we get together and kill him with a molotiv cocktail. either that or put lye on his tounge and make him beg for the water which will only make it worse. >:D

You know that's not a bad idea >:D

He's really not that funny, and what's more, he tries to make everyone think he's "edgy" when he's really just making a bunch of dumb stereotypical jokes that everyone's heard before in different forms. He's about as original as one of your friends who calls everything "gay."

At 9/1/06 07:59 PM, Mr_Anarchy wrote: At 9/1/06 07:46 PM, HeinousDude wrote

Never understood the black-people-love-chicken stereotype: as far as I know EVERYONE loves chicken

umm, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. i hate chicken and i hate people who try and say that shit isn't almost true. you don't know how many times iv'e seen some fat black lady at a church dinner go " oh lawd! iz dat sum chikens!?!?" 946 times.

i used to live near new orleans, hence all the fat black women.

You can only say that if only black people love chicken. As far as you've claimed, the only person who hates chicken is you. You're just mad because you don't understand why you can't taste chicken right.

What the fuck was that "almost true" crap? That's the least confident statement I've heard today.

At 9/1/06 08:05 PM, president_eviL wrote:
You can only say that if only black people love chicken. As far as you've claimed, the only person who hates chicken is you. You're just mad because you don't understand why you can't taste chicken right.

What the fuck was that "almost true" crap? That's the least confident statement I've heard today.

he said everyone loves chicken, i hate chicken. its almost true because i have no proof to say, all black people love chicken. thanks for the critisizem... i hate it when i cant spell critisiziizzm. godamnit!!

At 9/1/06 08:08 PM, Mr_Anarchy wrote: he said everyone loves chicken, i hate chicken. its almost true because i have no proof to say, all black people love chicken. thanks for the critisizem... i hate it when i cant spell critisiziizzm. godamnit!!

You're not everyone. In fact, you're nobody.

At 9/1/06 08:03 PM, -Zack- wrote: I like him im going to see him live I don't care if he makes fun of people we do it all the time on newgrounds and its funny so :D

Seriously, I see racism and steriotypes Form NGers all the time. But when carlos does it "NOOO he's not funny omg!!!!!1" Dave does jokes very similar to Carlos and nobody ever said he sucked. It seems to just boil down to carlos being a latino, and white/black people's natural hate for people from the south of the american border.

And to the creator of the topic: you were using the centimeter side of your ruler when you measured your dick. No 14 year old asian has a dick more than half a foot long, you really think we're gonna believe that!?

I like Dave Chapelle, than Carlos Mencia.

At 9/1/06 08:14 PM, PotatoLock wrote: Seriously, I see racism and steriotypes Form NGers all the time. But when carlos does it "NOOO he's not funny omg!!!!!1" Dave does jokes very similar to Carlos and nobody ever said he sucked. It seems to just boil down to carlos being a latino, and white/black people's natural hate for people from the south of the american border.

Because Dave did it right.

and no, Carlos never had the education to crack a punchline about manifest destiny.

I had to get on my alt to reply to you assholes.

At 9/1/06 07:34 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: I doubt at 14 you have a cock that is even 1.5 molecules if you're lucky, you're an Asian, the biggest asian cock I have a ever seen is the size of a millimeter,

I understand you have to pin your faults on someone else.

At 9/1/06 07:47 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: C) Grow a bigger penis so he doenst have to lie

want a picture?

At 9/1/06 08:14 PM, PotatoLock wrote: And to the creator of the topic: you were using the centimeter side of your ruler when you measured your dick. No 14 year old asian has a dick more than half a foot long, you really think we're gonna believe that!?

I don't even feel like replying to that. GTFO.

At 9/1/06 08:20 PM, ObsidianStrings wrote: want a picture?

Before you do, you can use the private message function to send it to them.

Now I can post again.

At 9/1/06 08:17 PM, president_eviL wrote: Because Dave did it right.

and no, Carlos never had the education to crack a punchline about manifest destiny.

agreed. Dave takes who he is, being black, and makes comedy from it, while carlos just takes feeble bullshit about others for comedy.

At 9/1/06 08:22 PM, president_eviL wrote:

At 9/1/06 08:20 PM, ObsidianStrings wrote: want a picture?

Before you do, you can use the private message function to send it to them.

okay.

At 9/1/06 08:22 PM, president_eviL wrote:

At 9/1/06 08:20 PM, ObsidianStrings wrote: want a picture?

Before you do, you can use the private message function to send it to them.

Send one to everyone using pm function

flame wars! yay!

WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!
FIRST AMENDMENT BITCHES! his new season isn't as good as the first, but it's the goddamn first amendment. is he forcing you to listen to his show? no. he is entitled to say whatever the hell he wants, whether it's on national television or his fucking backyard.

At 9/1/06 08:53 PM, grif3922 wrote: FIRST AMENDMENT BITCHES!

ok. i am crying free speech when I say that I intend to kill myself, there isn't shit you can do about it, i'm saying im going to kill wade and tom, and grenade the local police station, on the first day of school kill everyone there, scream the "N-word" inside a ghetto, when i publish photoshopped child pornography to the public.

but there isn't anything you can do, right? i have freedom of speech? the constitution protects me?
after someones offended by it, they can complain against it. they didnt have to watch the show, but the person didnt have to say it either.

At 9/1/06 07:42 PM, -fasdit- wrote: I actually liked the gay pirates of the caribbean. I mean come on. It had Bobby Lee. What more could you ask for on a boat full of gay pirates?

you see...
Bobby Lee is a cool asian.
Unlike the guy who made this post.
In fact...
99% of asians are cool
he is in the 1%

At 9/1/06 09:03 PM, Viva_Life wrote: Unlike the guy who made this post.
In fact...
99% of asians are cool
he is in the 1%

get off the internet. now. i'm not taking shit like that from a lollypop carrying 12 post count little runt of a 40 year old fat pasty pedophile like you.

At 9/1/06 09:06 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 9/1/06 09:03 PM, Viva_Life wrote: Unlike the guy who made this post.
In fact...
99% of asians are cool
he is in the 1%

get off the internet. now. i'm not taking shit like that from a lollypop carrying 12 post count little runt of a 40 year old fat pasty pedophile like you.

wow im scared
did your mom tell you to say that?
gezz get a life my loly pop owns you

im the only 1 on the bbs who likes carlos mencia and rap?

Viva_life, do the world a favor, and unplug your keyboard.

At 9/1/06 09:16 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Viva_life, do the world a favor, and unplug your keyboard.

do the world a favor
cry less

At 9/1/06 09:15 PM, strumpy wrote: im the only 1 on the bbs who likes carlos mencia and rap?

don't worry, i like him too.

At 9/1/06 09:15 PM, strumpy wrote: im the only 1 on the bbs who likes carlos mencia and rap?

No.

At 9/1/06 09:17 PM, Viva_Life wrote: do the world a favor
cry less

fag up newgrounds less.

At 9/1/06 09:18 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
fag up newgrounds less.

*says the guy w/ 2 pikachus bitch slapping each other in his profile

At 9/1/06 08:05 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: He's really not that funny, and what's more, he tries to make everyone think he's "edgy" when he's really just making a bunch of dumb stereotypical jokes that everyone's heard before in different forms. He's about as original as one of your friends who calls everything "gay."

ok then lets see you make some decent jokes.

you see...
Bobby Lee is a cool asian.
Unlike the guy who made this post.
In fact...
99% of asians are cool
he is in the 1%

i made this post and im not asian.

At 9/1/06 07:29 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Listen up. you aren't funny anymore. your gay pirates of the carribean annoyed me, your stereotype olympics pissed me off. I'm asian, my dicks a good 6.5 inches at 14, fuck you. at least you got the part about your own damn poor ass wetback parents jumping the fence part right.
i'm gay myself, i'm pretty damn sure not all of us act/talk like that.
stereotyping isnt funny anymore, its just stupid, and boring.

unless its about white people.

For one, I find him somewhat funny, I can still understand what youre saying... but if youre offended by that shit, man you really are a sensative person, arent you?

He even says it himself that everything he says is a joke and is not to be taken literally.
Anothwer thing is: stereotypes... are false generalizations, thats why theyre called stereotypes: theyre not true.

My favorite part is that you had to vindicate yourself with a size. xD

They're just jokes. They can't all be funny.

I think he's hilarious, but as a stand-up. Not a sketch artist.

ehh... his old stuff was funny. now he's just getting a bit over rated.