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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-11 13:53:05


Well. Can't just let this die, can we?

REPORTS

Portal: Hey, there's been some really good submissions this week. However, blams are hard to come by. Not much abuse, but there has been notable turds, such as the dozens of Choco Breaks that constantly steam through the portal. Oh, and if you ever needed a reason to watch a flash before voting, here it is:

Yep. Rather than complain about the portal for another three paragraphs, I'll move on.

BBS: Business as usual. I've been posting around General lately, it hasn't changed a bit. The annual BBS Awards are still up for grabs. I never really participated in them until this year. Clubs and Crews is still very entertaining.

I should do these reports more often.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-12 14:23:52


At 12/11/10 01:53 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: BBS: Business as usual. I've been posting around General lately, it hasn't changed a bit. The annual BBS Awards are still up for grabs. I never really participated in them until this year. Clubs and Crews is still very entertaining.

Yep, I've been checking around the General section the past couple of days. There's some interesting topics here and there. The one topic that grabbed my interest the most was the one regarding the attack on the royal family ( http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1216 838/1 ). I've also been checking up with the Political section here at Newgrounds.

It is always interesting to here what people have to say regarding political matters and such.

I should do these reports more often.

:)


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-12 17:37:03


I suggest that everyone votes in the BBS awards on the general forum. There are a couple of good users out for awards such as Haggard for most underrated, Bahamut for best mod, etc... I've gotten more votes this year for an award than I received all the other years put together, but I don't care to win since there are better nominations in the same category.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-12 17:49:03


At 12/12/10 05:37 PM, Fro wrote: I suggest that everyone votes in the BBS awards on the general forum

I'm definitely going to vote (relatively soon), and just about all of the votes possible are going to Wi/Ht/C&C people, not just because I know them but because in all of their respective categories they're definitely the best and most fitting users. A few hours ago I read through the '08 voting and it gave me some very serious nostalgia, I remember how desperate I was to get the Rookie of the Year, me begging for votes in my sig and such, looking like an utter wanker. Goodtimes. :3


Formerly known as mwmike | I'm moderately active on last.fm | Before you post, read these. Please.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-12 17:55:21


At 12/12/10 05:49 PM, EmmDubya wrote:
At 12/12/10 05:37 PM, Fro wrote: I suggest that everyone votes in the BBS awards on the general forum
I'm definitely going to vote (relatively soon), and just about all of the votes possible are going to Wi/Ht/C&C people

Yeah, I tried to do the same thing because I know those were the people who deserved it the most. The thing is you can only vote for the people that made the finals though. There were some that I didn't quite agree with, but I just went with the "best" one in the group.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-15 23:49:45


SO? How does everyone like the new Xmas time redesign???

I LOVE IT!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-16 11:53:59


At 12/15/10 11:49 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: SO? How does everyone like the new Xmas time redesign???

I LOVE IT!

Yeah, it does give the site a very festive look. I think it's a nice change from the gritty grey and orange scheme. Besides, orange and blue look awesome together.

I like how they redid the level icons, too. A few are halfassed, especially level 49, but the rest are great.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-16 12:34:18


Holy balls, this thread is still active? it's a Christmas miracle (sort of).

What's the hierarchy now?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-16 12:46:25


At 12/16/10 12:34 PM, Phantom wrote: Holy balls, this thread is still active? it's a Christmas miracle (sort of).

Hey Phantom, as you can see it's active, but not necessarily active enough to be the club that it could be. I'm sure we could use your help.

What's the hierarchy now?

NGDD Leaders:
DarkSoldier
TheThing

Internal Affairs Department:
*Managed by the NGDD Leaders*

BBS Department:
Lizzardis (Dept. Leader)
EmmDubya
Alfraydo
Ronald-McDonald-LoL
34Deadman
michelinman
SpiffyMasta

Portal Department:
Fro (Dept. Leader)
Lizzardis
Ronald-McDonald-LoL
34Deadman
SpiffyMasta

Flash Department:
Name (Dept. Leader)
Alfraydo

Audio Department:
Alfraydo (Dept. Leader)
Name
Name
Name

Art Department:
Name (Dept. Leader)
Name
Name
Name

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-16 13:05:01


At 12/16/10 12:46 PM, Fro wrote: Hey Phantom, as you can see it's active, but not necessarily active enough to be the club that it could be. I'm sure we could use your help.

Sure, anything I could do to help.

NGDD Leaders:
DarkSoldier
TheThing

Well, it seems I left the NGDD in good hands then and I'd be honored to help it regain some of its former glory.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-16 20:14:15


At 12/16/10 12:46 PM, Fro wrote:
NGDD Leaders:
DarkSoldier
TheThing

What the hell am I Fro? A frozen turd?

Also, welcome Phantom.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-16 22:43:07


At 12/16/10 08:14 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: What the hell am I Fro? A frozen turd?

That's what you get for having a user-name with the word Anal in it.

Also, welcome Phantom.

Good to be back.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-16 22:43:11


At 12/16/10 08:14 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 12/16/10 12:46 PM, Fro wrote:
NGDD Leaders:
DarkSoldier
TheThing
What the hell am I Fro? A frozen turd?

Short answer: Yes

Slightly longer, but still short answer: It was actually just a copy and paste from the "private" forums. There has been zero activity there and I'm assuming the list hasn't been updated since it was made. And you're still a frozen turd so that didn't help.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-18 08:09:39


At 12/15/10 11:49 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: SO? How does everyone like the new Xmas time redesign???

I LOVE IT!

I think they did a great job on the winter theme design. :)

At 12/16/10 08:14 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 12/16/10 12:46 PM, Fro wrote:
NGDD Leaders:
DarkSoldier
TheThing
What the hell am I Fro? A frozen turd?

That memberlist page hasn't been updated since like October. Sorry.

At 12/16/10 10:42 PM, Naerbu wrote: I'd like to join the audio department. Also, I'm joining the Review Request Club. I'm assuming they don't conflict with each other in your eyes, correct?

Hell Naerbu!

Please check the new Audio Department Summary ( http://ngdd.freeforums.org/department-su mmaries-t6.html ) and then register on our forums ( http://ngdd.freeforums.org/index.php ). After you've done that, please make a post in this thread explaining why you think you'd be a good member for the NGDD . We will then review your application.

Thanks.

At 12/16/10 01:05 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/16/10 12:46 PM, Fro wrote: Hey Phantom, as you can see it's active, but not necessarily active enough to be the club that it could be. I'm sure we could use your help.
Sure, anything I could do to help.

NGDD Leaders:
DarkSoldier
TheThing
Well, it seems I left the NGDD in good hands then and I'd be honored to help it regain some of its former glory.

Hey Phantom!

Glad to see you're interested in rejoining the NGDD. We could use your help in the NGDD Leader team, so if you're interested in taking a position there, let me know. :)

Oh, and please make an account on the forum so I can add you to our roster: http://ngdd.freeforums.org/index.php

Thanks,
- John


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-18 15:02:04


At 12/18/10 01:48 PM, Naerbu wrote: DarkSoldier, I don't have a cell phone

What? When did he say anything about a cell phone? Unless he's trying to sext you (which wouldn't surprise me in the least, he's a dirty old man).


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-18 19:42:57


At 12/18/10 08:09 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: Hey Phantom!
Glad to see you're interested in rejoining the NGDD. We could use your help in the NGDD Leader team, so if you're interested in taking a position there, let me know. :)

Sure, I'd be glad to help out. And I signed up on the forums.

At 12/18/10 01:48 PM, Naerbu wrote: DarkSoldier, I don't have a cell phone

No Cell required for sign up, so you're good. Good to see you've decided to come aboard.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-19 02:33:15


At 12/16/10 12:34 PM, Phantom wrote: Holy balls, this thread is still active? it's a Christmas miracle (sort of).

What's the hierarchy now?

Dude, it's still active? This thread was, like, my childhood. That's nuts. It's a total near-Christmas near-Miracle. So what's up?

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-19 05:15:21


At 12/19/10 02:33 AM, Cole wrote: Dude, it's still active? This thread was, like, my childhood. That's nuts. It's a total near-Christmas near-Miracle. So what's up?

Same ole' thing. Looking for work, job market isn't too bright this side of the northern hemisphere. While I'm looking I figured I could use my spare time to enjoy Newgrounds again like I did years ago. It's weird as hell coming back here and remembering being just a kid with a 2 figure budget trying to run this place when I have resources now and I can actually invest money in things I want.

You'd be surprised how many problems money can solve now (and could solve then but I didn't have any).

You?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-19 13:57:41


It's good to be out of school for Christmas holidays. Even better, when I come to Newgrounds and find this amazing winter theme! I absolutely love the icons! :3

I'm glad to see you're interesting in joining the Audio Department, Naerbu. Listening to your music and reading over your audio reviews, you would make an excellent addition to the NGDD!


THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-19 20:52:35


At 12/19/10 02:33 AM, Cole wrote:
At 12/16/10 12:34 PM, Phantom wrote: Holy balls, this thread is still active? it's a Christmas miracle (sort of).

What's the hierarchy now?
Dude, it's still active? This thread was, like, my childhood. That's nuts. It's a total near-Christmas near-Miracle. So what's up?

Holy damn you're still alive? I was pretty sure you died a long time ago after you stopped coming around NG for a while. We're just getting back into activity and will shortly be re-opening the NGDD once a few areas are ironed out. You down to rejoin?


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-21 01:33:06


At 12/19/10 08:52 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 12/19/10 02:33 AM, Cole wrote:
At 12/16/10 12:34 PM, Phantom wrote: Holy balls, this thread is still active? it's a Christmas miracle (sort of).

What's the hierarchy now?
Dude, it's still active? This thread was, like, my childhood. That's nuts. It's a total near-Christmas near-Miracle. So what's up?
Holy damn you're still alive? I was pretty sure you died a long time ago after you stopped coming around NG for a while. We're just getting back into activity and will shortly be re-opening the NGDD once a few areas are ironed out. You down to rejoin?

Well, essentially, I discovered 4chan in about 08. Then I discovered girls. So, that took up a lot of time lol. I've been checking the portal infrequently the whole time, though. As far as life goes, I'm just about done with my first semester at UW-Madison, which is pretty incredibly difficult, so I'd be down for dedicating some time over Christmas break to this thread. So, Phantom, how's Israel and such?

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-21 08:36:47


At 12/21/10 01:33 AM, Cole wrote: So, Phantom, how's Israel and such?

Kind of the same as you'd expect anywhere else in the world to be, occasional vague threats by radical Islamic groups and extreme weather that doesn't do anybody any good.

But as long as there is internet and something to do, I'm good.

I've been gone for a while myself but I'm rather surprised how many good submissions are starting to pass through the portal now. It seems like a lot of those small game sites and companies are submitting things and objectively speaking I haven't encountered as much crap as there used to be.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-22 10:30:55


So guys, I don't know how many times I've been banned in my life, but it hasn't been many. Finally I got banned for a useful cause. Banta Claus banned me, haha.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-23 08:07:52


At 12/22/10 10:30 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: So guys, I don't know how many times I've been banned in my life, but it hasn't been many. Finally I got banned for a useful cause. Banta Claus banned me, haha.

What got you banned? I got banned a couple times but I still claim innocence and have sent letters proving my fault and lack thereof. Unfortunately it doesn't always seem to work.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-23 23:23:02


At 12/23/10 08:07 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/22/10 10:30 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: So guys, I don't know how many times I've been banned in my life, but it hasn't been many. Finally I got banned for a useful cause. Banta Claus banned me, haha.
What got you banned? I got banned a couple times but I still claim innocence and have sent letters proving my fault and lack thereof. Unfortunately it doesn't always seem to work.

I actually was basically asking for this one. I guess I received a 12 hour ban or so. No big deal. I posted in the Banta Claus thread and got banned by Banta Claus. I guess I basically asked for it.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-28 13:41:01


At 12/23/10 11:23 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I actually was basically asking for this one. I guess I received a 12 hour ban or so. No big deal. I posted in the Banta Claus thread and got banned by Banta Claus. I guess I basically asked for it.

I see it is not easy to find life for this thread. We try and try some more but it seems that quite simply interest has faded rapidly and there isn't much to be done despite best wishes. Even I find myself with nothing to say that could contribute and I'm sure others as well, see the banter of the thread and struggle to find anything on their minds worthy of typing out in public.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-28 13:51:10


Yeah, it has been quite... dead here. It's partially my fault, I've done nothing but lurk. I'd rather lurk than leave a crappy one-liner on a Clubs&Crews thread.

I could complain about the Portal if you want. I find something new to complain about weekly, it seems.

I mean, if you look at the EGB, there's been loads of stolen crap that's passed through. And a lot of people seem to think the Portal is a dumping grounds for shit they make.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-28 17:03:10


At 12/28/10 01:51 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Yeah, it has been quite... dead here. It's partially my fault, I've done nothing but lurk. I'd rather lurk than leave a crappy one-liner on a Clubs&Crews thread.

I could complain about the Portal if you want. I find something new to complain about weekly, it seems.

I mean, if you look at the EGB, there's been loads of stolen crap that's passed through. And a lot of people seem to think the Portal is a dumping grounds for shit they make.

Yep the portal has become a somewhat similair version to YT. I cringe when I think of it but it's true. You find some videos of people NOT animations of some sort. There is a reason why it's called FLASH portal. But no. And more stolen crap is passing. Maybe we aren't as fast as we used to be.. I don't know. Wish I had a stronger whistle to tank down the stolen flashes and such. Anyway how are my fellow NGDD members?


Siq by Limited thanks man! Ghost/Supernatural Club / High Society/ NGPD

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-29 16:11:36


At 12/28/10 05:03 PM, 34Deadman wrote: Anyway how are my fellow NGDD members?

I'm well, for the most part. I'm still enjoying the things I got this Christmas. Looking for the New Year. I have yet to make a New Year's Resolution, if I'm going to.

I apologize again for my lack of activity here.


THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2010-12-29 18:56:40


At 12/28/10 05:03 PM, 34Deadman wrote:
Yep the portal has become a somewhat similair version to YT. I cringe when I think of it but it's true. You find some videos of people NOT animations of some sort. There is a reason why it's called FLASH portal.

What are your opinions on these? Be honest. None of them have flash and very few of them have any sort of animation at all.

My opinion is there's a difference between youtube crap and live action videos. You may disagree, but I'll stand strong to defend my view.