If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?
Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer?
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Well, being fat always beats being on fire and loving cock, so I'd go with being fat.
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Obese, since I could lose the weight.
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Flambouyantly gay, ecause then the risk of heart attack is lower.
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Oh, come ON. The latter, no contest.
At 3/24/06 05:13 PM, ShameOnPretzel wrote: Oh, come ON. The latter, no contest.
Agreed 100 percent.
I've always wanted to be a fatass..
Well I'm a flaming bisexual and I'm really skinny. It works for me. LOL
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At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?
either way, you eat alot.
^badjoke
Gay you always can change your preferance.
If I wasn't involved with someone right now I would honestly consider being gay. I mean I'm not homophobic and I've always said that if I found men attractive I would have no problems with dating them. The only reason I would pick obese right now is because I'm seeing someone.
I would seriously freak the fuck out though, I like taking care of myself and needing to lose a rediculous amount of weight would be depressing as hell. Not even touching on the health risks.
Call me superficial, but I'd rather be gay. There's nothing wrong with having a different sexual orientation in my opinion anyways.
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At 3/24/06 05:16 PM, Hamandcheese- wrote: either way, you eat alot.
a more acceptable reply would have been: "either way, you like to get stuffed."
If I was gay, I wouldn't find it as a repulsive sexual prefference, because I'd be a fag. No?
Gay > Fat
I'd choose to be gay...I'd probably get laid more.
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Flamboyant queer all the way. I mean, you immediately qualify for becoming a TV personality, plus you get cock and just generally kick ass.
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That decision was already made.
i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.
At 3/24/06 05:17 PM, DanPanic wrote:At 3/24/06 05:16 PM, Hamandcheese- wrote: either way, you eat alot.a more acceptable reply would have been: "either way, you like to get stuffed."
I'll keep that in mind.
I'd be flamboyantly gay, cuz then I could turn bi and have loads of hot chicks after me. Plus I wouldn't have to stop every five minutes I moved.
Gay, then you can do really kinky gay shit.
Flamboyantly gay. I could learn to love vaginas again.
At 3/24/06 05:23 PM, -API- wrote: I'd be morbidly queer.
Way to make me nearly spit hot soup all over my hands and keyboard after reading that.
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At 3/24/06 05:23 PM, -API- wrote: I'd be morbidly queer.
You mean with AIDS?
At 3/24/06 05:24 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Gay, then you can do really kinky gay shit.
Can't find anyone to do some really kinky straight shit? ;-)
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I'd definately be a queer. Trying to lose all that weight would really suck, and hey...I'd still be a babe magnet if I was gay, and even though I am straight I have to admit some guys are attractive and have great personalities. Eventually I could change my orientation anyway, and by then I'd have a great sense of fashion and style ^_o.
