Thanks SoulMaster71, I flagged that hours ago cannot understand why he would admit it in his comments. Anyway a new spam group have been submitting rubbish here.

http://foodfaceforce.newgrounds.com/

There is lots of crap spam at the moment under Judgment even one by TheDuckDivion, hopefully it will get blammed. Yep I feel like Xmas is over after the day although its not officially over till early January. Did some links to Rage's thread for the first time since Christmas Eve, finding with Xmas the days are confusing all over the place. I want to get some more b/p so people had a nice Xmas? I did anyway not looking forward to News Years Day.

At 12/26/08 03:19 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: First, youngblood26 is accepted into the Barracks. Now that I see that he's capable of making quality posts, my concerns are lessened. Just keep making them here and on the rest of Newgrounds and there'll be no problems.

First of all, sorry for not replying back on the PM that you sent to me last time because you know, it's the Yultide season and visiting your loved ones is one of the things that most people commonly do on that said season. So, I was three days gone and my mouse was fucked up so I need to buy a new one instead. Again, thank you good sir for letting me initiate on the Barracks.

Just a little reminder to all of you. Next year, 2009, I'll be back to school again and finish my pends. So, I just don't know if I have the activity to post here or not but I'll try to update myself and help somehow. So, Belated Merry Christmas and a Bountiful New Year to all.

~Ralph

Sign up at the EGB forums and I'll validate you.

DumbassDude has given me his word that he'll try to improve his posting, so he's now accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard. Be sure to sign up at our forums when you get the chance.

cadreamer is also accepted into the Barracks. Not everyone got a chance to vote, but things look good enough for a summary ruling in favor. Follow the above link to sign up at the forums, and welcome to the team.

Speaking of all the sign-ups lately, remember to use your Newgrounds alias to sign up at our forums. There are a lot of spam sign-ups, and I delete all registrations that don't match any of our members; not all of them are as obvious as "BUYVIAGRA", lol.

Well, FINALLY the incoming recruit list is clear. Whew. Last week or so has been absolutely nuts. I love seeing so much interest in the EGB, but it does make me crazy after a while. XD

May all of our members, long-time and new, have a good holiday season. Keep up the good work.

*salute*

Hmm... All this talk of the EGB forums is making me wonder why my account there is still at Guardsman status, even after three months of me being a member of the EGB.

But anyways, I'm starting to get pissed at YouTube. you know, just recently two of my three subscriptions were suspended from there accounts? Gah, makes me so mad... More on this story will be available in my blog in the New Year, finally covering up something old that I don't even fully agree with anymore.

At 12/27/08 06:44 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Hmm... All this talk of the EGB forums is making me wonder why my account there is still at Guardsman status, even after three months of me being a member of the EGB.

Thanks for reminding me, lol. I'll fix that up.

Sorry to here about that SoulMaster71, I have a love hate relationship with YouTube, I think it sucks accounts getting suspended for no good reason. Also i loathe the vile comments that people leave no way to stop it, and the spammers are so annoying. Anyway I have totaled up an amazing 27 b/p points okay nothing compared to other users, but I spend lots of time on the portal. l Got 17 saves and 10 blams. At this rate I will be getting there eventually. I don't understand why YouTube works the way it does. So great to see so many new members joining up. I also did like four links to the Rage's thread.

Today I got 40 B/P points so far, it's pretty good, but having a real life makes it much harder. Oh, I hate holidays... Just kidding, I love them :D

And recently, I've seen many people complaining about YouTube and it's censorship (example). I don't care much about it, I have an account, but I never use it. I go to YouTube when I want to find a specific video or something like that, so it doesn't bother me :)

Is it too late to join?

Wow, the portal is being severely ambushed by the FFF.
I suggest informing Tom to delete all the FFF members' accounts. The chaos must stop.

At 12/28/08 01:51 AM, widespreadinman06 wrote: Is it too late to join?

Only because you don't have enough Blam/Protection points*

*And because your posts are crap.

At 12/28/08 01:51 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Wow, the portal is being severely ambushed by the FFF.
I suggest informing Tom to delete all the FFF members' accounts. The chaos must stop.

You...didn't we.....get rid of....you?
Trust me, we know all about the FFF and its crap, this too shall pass. Now don't you have to go back to the B/P ranks 51+ thread and let everyone who doesn't care know exactly how many points you make every day while losing your social life?

At 12/28/08 03:33 AM, Phantom wrote: You...didn't we.....get rid of....you?
Trust me, we know all about the FFF and its crap, this too shall pass. Now don't you have to go back to the B/P ranks 51+ thread and let everyone who doesn't care know exactly how many points you make every day while losing your social life?

Hey, I did NOT ask to rejoin, did I? At least I did not write a "death note" on my user page. :P
I knew from the beginning that you would not suicide, you love yourself too much to do that.
Since you are not longer my commander, I really do not have to follow your commands.
No rule says that ONLY EGB members can post here, tough guy. What amuses me is that you said that I was an easy target back when I was here, now you are saying that I have no social life when my pace is up, VERY interesting... :P

At 12/28/08 04:11 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Hey, I did NOT ask to rejoin, did I? At least I did not write a "death note" on my user page. :P
I knew from the beginning that you would not suicide, you love yourself too much to do that.

Why you juvenile sack of shit. You wouldn't know the first thing about life if it came over and kicked you in the ass. Now, being the narcissist you are, crusted with a layer of megalomania you wouldn't understand what difficulties are, much less overcoming them. I swear to God if you ever come to a NG meet up, I'll be there just to blow your teeth into that walnut you call a brain.

Now get out of this thread before I find a mod with enough common sense to delete your immature references and ban you for 2 years as you should have been.

Oh, and you made up a girlfriend, so I think you have no case against me.

Touché

Since you are not longer my commander, I really do not have to follow your commands.

Since you're still a teenager with an over active imagination, you'll heed my warnings before this gets ugly.

No rule says that ONLY EGB members can post here, tough guy.

Plenty of rules saying you should stay out of places where you're not welcome, fuckwit.

What amuses me is that you said that I was an easy target back when I was here, now you are saying that I have no social life when my pace is up, VERY interesting... :P

First of all, if I cared, I'd say you're like 20,000 points below me, and secondly, if you choose to be post here, knowing no one in his right mind wants you here, you really don't have a life.

Now go somewhere with your lovely little alt and get the fuck out.

Make no mistake, I believe that life sucks for you. But only cowards would commit suicide so that they could get away with it. You are a mentally strong person, I knew that you would not be knocked out by the set-backs in your life. Take my words as praise.
Well, statistically, you are 20000+ points ahead and you are posting at 7:00 A.M (maybe even earlier) just like me. If I have no life, then well...WE ARE in the same boat.
Tell you the truth, people like you make me motivated, there is no stop for me b/p wise until I become the king. If it is a life time journey, let it be.
As for the girlfriend prank, it was just a joke from my prospect. Call me pathetic if you wish, it was just a prank anyway.
You really need to relax sometimes and take things less seriously, it is for your own sake.
Nevertheless, do not too depressed by the events in your life, at least you are still breathing. :P

At 12/28/08 07:20 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Well, statistically, you are 20000+ points ahead and you are posting at 7:00 A.M (maybe even earlier) just like me. If I have no life, then well...WE ARE in the same boat.

I post or B/P during slow hours at work. It's not my life, it's where I go to burn some time, and if I wanted a laugh, I'd just go to your profile.

Tell you the truth, people like you make me motivated, there is no stop for me b/p wise until I become the king. If it is a life time journey, let it be.

Even if I absolutely stop for 6 months or so, so you could pass me; I don't think the people above you would care seeing as they can have as much as 60 thousand points more than I do right now.

But I won't, and if there is a god, you won't make it into the top fifty.

As for the girlfriend prank, it was just a joke from my prospect. Call me pathetic if you wish, it was just a prank anyway.

I'm sure that thought comforts you nightly you as you lie awake at nights staring at the picture of the model you thought you could pass off here as your spouse.

You really need to relax sometimes and take things less seriously, it is for your own sake.

Interestingly, I thought I know what was good for my own sake, and first of it will be you leaving.

Nevertheless, do not too depressed by the events in your life, at least you are still breathing. :P

here's a life story for you, when I feel sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome instead. True story.

Soooo, don't you have class, or some floors to mop or whatever it is you do when you're not abusing the internet with your very presence.

The holidays are making me feel like a hermit crab, all my friends or with their families, while mine persists to do nothing but watch Christmas telly and eat, its great really. I also hit my record the other day, 115 b/p in one day I think it was xmas eve.

I'm close to hitting my rank, but the portal has been slow for the past few days.

Not to jump in on your argument here Phantom....but....

At 12/28/08 07:20 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Well, statistically, you are 20000+ points ahead and you are posting at 7:00 A.M (maybe even earlier) just like me. If I have no life, then well...WE ARE in the same boat.

Dream-of-Duke...do you realize that there is a seven hour time difference with the the time zones?? When a post is made at 7am Newgrounds time...it's 2pm in Phantom's part of the world.

On another note....thanks for welcoming me into the EGB. I will post an introduction shortly.

At 12/28/08 08:33 AM, DumbassDude wrote: I'm close to hitting my rank, but the portal has been slow for the past few days.

Meh, I've been sitting around the same amount for a while, and only now have I finally started to move. I think I'm about 290 or 300 away from my next rank, I haven't checked recently. Thankfully the portal has been full of Christmas flashes.

Dream-of-Duke, if you want to be a smart-ass, you're not welcome here. This is the first and last warning you'll get.

At 12/28/08 06:10 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 12/28/08 08:33 AM, DumbassDude wrote: I'm close to hitting my rank, but the portal has been slow for the past few days.

Meh, I've been sitting around the same amount for a while, and only now have I finally started to move. I think I'm about 290 or 300 away from my next rank, I haven't checked recently. Thankfully the portal has been full of Christmas flashes.

NOt only has the portal been a little slow.....crap has been passing. That's nothing new at all, but at times it gets a little frustrating to say the least. All you can do is wait for the junk to be cleared and get a nice little increase in Blams when it does happen.

My fucking sound gone again just freezes for no reason works for a few days then suddenly it stops working maybe a software issue. I would love to check out the portal, but I cant really without sound this really pisses me off too why must it do that?. I have gained 28 b/p points since yesterday I think that's good for me. I have not checked out the portal so I cant comment on the slowness I just check every now and then. Sorry to rant but this is so annoying I will have to maybe hope it comes back again. I keep pressing repair disk permissions does fuck all. Oh well no good moaning just means I have to not watch movies.

I, bananasrus09, would like to enlist in the Elite Guard Barracks.
Anything specific I have to do?

At 12/29/08 09:05 PM, bananasrus09 wrote: I, bananasrus09, would like to enlist in the Elite Guard Barracks.
Anything specific I have to do?

Hello there welcome to EGB for short you will need to wait till SlashFirestorm comes on or one of the leaders.

Anyway sound issues aside I was very pleased to see in the obituaries, that the author NewMK had all his games blammed here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/obituar ies.php?month=12&day=29&year=2008 One of there is here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 5300. I don't know if he removed them himself or what but if he did not he not has his account deleted, dirty tricks 7 games submitted from a few websites. I guess Tom Fulp got my message. Well quiet here today well better do some voting before my sounds stops working again. There was another games which got blammed called H-Bounce also from crazymonkeys. I know you can download the games but not submit them I read somewhere today.

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Hardcore Slideshow, use thy whistle

At 12/30/08 12:10 PM, Coop83 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 6390
Hardcore Slideshow, use thy whistle

You were faster than me...

Anyway, I've said it before, but tomorrow I'll leave, and I'll come back on 6th January (I'll update the roster on the 7th). fish1892 will look after my account, just for you to know :)

At 12/28/08 07:20 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Stuff

You know, I've never really spoken to you, seen you a few times posting in Wi/Ht but that's about it and you seem to come across as quite arrogant. I never really understod why some people didn't like you but I can see it now, you're rude but in a more annoying way than the average user.

Anyway, off that note, I leveled up a few days ago to level 30, just never posted, been quite tired recently so not done much. Had a cold over christmas, still have it but it's going away now.

Anyone planning anything for new years?

At 12/30/08 03:17 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Anyone planning anything for new years?

Well, like I said in the Department of Defense, I'm going to be making a special hot wing supper on New Year's Eve, then, once the new year actually hits, I'm going to try to be an all around better person, from losing some weight to not being such a racist joker (yes, I've been known to make the occasional black people/fried chicken joke with my friends), to actually trying to spend less time on the Internet.

At 12/30/08 03:17 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Anyone planning anything for new years?

Well, I'll stay on an uncle's house on Christmas with some of my family. It's pretty cool because we always have dinner there (it's always something great) and I have some cousins who buy A LOT of fireworks. Then I'll sleep in a rented house for a week until I come back the 6th. And I haven't made any "new year resolutions".

No I don't think so may go out but on the whole I wont celebrate the new year, never do shame Xmas over with I love the build up, and then after you get the crappy new year. Sorry I just dislike this time of year still will be interesting to see 2009 in dates, may write some reviews got lazy in that department since leaving RRC. A audio author pm me I need to review this latest track just finding the time. Anyway my b/p been good this month I think my goal for next year is to reach Staff Sergent, get to level 30 and have over 3000 posts. Stop reading crap and caring about what other people think. Off to do some voting.

At 12/30/08 03:17 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Anyway, off that note, I leveled up a few days ago to level 30, just never posted, been quite tired recently so not done much.

Same. I actually leveled to 30 yesterday, or maybe 2 days ago. Never really posted; some people are good at that here.

Anyone planning anything for new years?

Meh, just going to the yearly neighborhood party. It's really only for a couple of houses at my end of the street (my street runs between 2 others, stopping at each one). It rotates from house to house each year, and it's always fun.

As for my resolutions, I plan on:

1) writing at least 3 more short stories (you can read the ones I've already written on my blog, comments welcome)

2) Losing some weight, gain some muscle

3) Getting a better social life

4) Winning the Mock Trial tournament, especially after my team pulled the plug last year at the last minute when it looked like we were heading to a royal fucking. The year before that (when I wasn't on the team) we won everything.

5) Getting a Platinum Trophy on a PS3 game

6) Getting at least a 1500 on the SAT's on the 2 sections that actually matter

7) Applying to some colleges

That's all I got right now. It's a living document.