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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-19 10:55:45


Wow a 1,000 pages this is quite the achievement we have here. I'm glad you posted Eaglerock i just would not be right that you were not here for this big event. Even though i have only been here for the pas 40 pages it feals like so much long to me, and that this place helped me improve my posting skills in a way. I'm gald to be ere for this.

~shawn~


Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-19 15:48:32


happy 1000 pages egb

and nice to see eagle rock around again... =D


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-19 17:10:14


Hey guys, I'd like to join (again) because I just hit private. I use to be a private but that was before the re-design. Anyway I started voting on flashes again so i wanna join.

:3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-19 17:48:22


Wow 1000 pages and EagleRock you commented cool, I'm so thrilled that EGB has reached this its such a milestone and being near Christmas too. Happy birthday SlashFirestorm I did not not it was your birthday. Well reaching this amount is very cool. Lots of posts today. Its a shame you don't like your level Coop83 then again, The Chainsaw is such a wicked level my favorite of the whole levels.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-19 18:28:22


I have suspicion that this might be stolen... I haven't flagged it yet, does anyone know for sure?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-19 21:00:30


At 12/19/08 10:33 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: In an example of awesome syncing, the 1000th page of the Elite Guard Barracks falls on my 23rd birthday. Hahahaha.

Happy birthday! :D

At 12/19/08 06:28 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 4561
I have suspicion that this might be stolen... I haven't flagged it yet, does anyone know for sure?

Nobody answered, but it's already flagged for administrative review :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 09:33:35


At 12/18/08 10:42 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: Congrats on the milestone, I'm glad that I get an opportunity to share in it as the newly promoted Private perfect-insanity is reporting for inspection

I almost missed you due to all the excitement, lol.

Welcome to the Barracks! I'm the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm. It's my job to examine new prospective recruits and see if they've got what it takes to join the EGB.

Let me explain how the recruitment process works.

Currently you are in "Standby Status" while your case is considered. During this process, me and the other Barracks members will take a look at your record---posting quality, review history/quality, flash record, etc---and see if there are any problems.

Don't worry, we're not too strict about these things; we just want to make sure that you have a decent posting record (not too many one-liners and no flaming/spamming), don't make abusive reviews or rulebreaking flash, etc..

After a period of discussion amongst the Barracks members, I (or my superiors) will make the final call. Assuming that no objections are raised, this Standby Status should only last approximately 24 hours. I will PM you with the final verdict.

Barracks members can go to the appropriate thread of our forums for discussion. Remember that you must be logged in to view/vote/post there. Speak now or forever hold your peace.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 09:35:01


Hey Ismael I think Level 17 is actually quite awesome; however, I'm not so keen on the next three. I mean board with nails in it, a tool and a pipe. But I look forward to every level up because of the "prestige" that comes with it, plus I sure am craving that sweet level 21 crowbar. After Level 21 it's all good; although I'm not that keen on the Level 25 Nunchucks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 10:12:05


Well, I just wished to initiate on this alliance, after I graduated on the Newgrounds Police Department a week and 2 days ago. I just made my decision to join and try to help Newgrounds. Also, this is the nice timing to join because I just posted in an epic page like this one, the Millennium Page.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 10:29:10


At 12/20/08 09:35 AM, FC-Thun-Fan wrote: Hey Ismael I think Level 17 is actually quite awesome; however, I'm not so keen on the next three. I mean board with nails in it, a tool and a pipe. But I look forward to every level up because of the "prestige" that comes with it, plus I sure am craving that sweet level 21 crowbar. After Level 21 it's all good; although I'm not that keen on the Level 25 Nunchucks.

I'm actually dreading when I get to level 21, the pipe looks so much better than the crow bar :/
I'm also hating the icon I have now, it looks butt ugly. Everything after level 21 though looks nice and high level looking if you catch my drift.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 11:47:29


Why do so many people want to join! I'll have more work to do >.< I'll vote against you all!

At 12/20/08 09:35 AM, FC-Thun-Fan wrote: Hey Ismael I think Level 17 is actually quite awesome; however, I'm not so keen on the next three. I mean board with nails in it, a tool and a pipe. But I look forward to every level up because of the "prestige" that comes with it, plus I sure am craving that sweet level 21 crowbar. After Level 21 it's all good; although I'm not that keen on the Level 25 Nunchucks.

Of course, I'll keep leveling up. But I don't like any level from 16 to 20. 21 Looks very good, then you have the level 22, which I don't like. And the nunchicks or whatever are awesome. The level 27 is one of the greatest levels ever :D

Anyway, I'm just at level 16, so I will have to wait some more...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 11:48:39


At 12/20/08 11:46 AM, SovietFunk wrote: what exactly is this club all about? if i vote to protect or blam entries in the flash portal, does that mean i can become a member? please fill me in because i'm confused as balls right now. and i'm high, too.

2,500 b/p points will be required to join

Right now you can't rookie, maybe one day you can

Come back in another time

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 11:55:29


At 12/20/08 11:48 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
2,500 b/p points will be required to join

Right now you can't rookie, maybe one day you can

Come back in another time

Congratulations Idiot-Finder on getting the 30,000 post!

Only 30,000 more posts until we get to 2001 Pages!


Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 12:10:40


At 12/20/08 11:55 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: Congratulations Idiot-Finder on getting the 30,000 post!

Only 30,000 more posts until we get to 2001 Pages!

No, he got the 30,000th reply. The 30,000th post was the 29,999th reply (because the first post doesn't count as a reply). So the person who got the 30,000th post was me, and I didn't even notice.

lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-20 21:57:19


Ismael92 your the level I was after the redesign I went from level 10 to 16, I liked that Chain it was a cool level but I was not to keen on The Sewer Pipe level 20. So you love level 27 that's my level till I level up next month, you do tend to levels which suck, I was not keen on level 25 The Wooden Nunchunks. But you have to get through crap ones to get good levels. Like I would love to skip level 28 and have level 29 and have the wicked Silver Gauntlet.

Now twice I have Pm Tom Fulp but nothing has happened do you think this author stealing games?. I think its funny when I left a comment and he deleted it now, although that's a stupid thing to do I guess here some links.

This one from a different website

http://www.gamesforwork.com/games/play-7 848-Headshot-Flash_Game

http://www.freegameaccess.com/play-heads hot.htm

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Also when I Google his user name I found this http://newmk.deviantart.com/. Stealing here his profile.

http://newmk.newgrounds.com/ I cannot find any evidence that these are his games the other ones are from crazymonekys. Any idea I'm worried about this.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 00:51:35


Congratulations on making it into the 1k Page Club! Man, I can't believe how much the Barracks has grown into since my joining. It's been a great experience, and even though I'm not around a lot anymore, I wish you all the best of luck. I'll try and make an effort to post here at least once every few days, but I've said that many times.

Yay!

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 11:47:19


perfect-insanity is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!

Be sure to sign up at our forums so I can validate you and give you full access.

*****

DumbassDude and youngblood26 are the next up for discussion. Both of you will be in standby mode while the EGB discusses and votes on whether or not to accept your applications. Should only take about 24 hours if no significant concerns come up.

Barracks members can go to the appropriate section of our forums for discussion and voting. Remember that you must be logged in to view/vote/discuss, and remember to voice your opinion on both potential recruits. Speak now or forever hold your peace.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 17:35:12


At 12/21/08 11:47 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: perfect-insanity is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!

Awesome, I guess that means I'll need to update my sig, I'll do that when I get a moment

Be sure to sign up at our forums so I can validate you and give you full access.

Will do


I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 17:54:30


At 12/21/08 05:35 PM, perfect-insanity wrote:
At 12/21/08 11:47 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: perfect-insanity is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!
Awesome, I guess that means I'll need to update my sig, I'll do that when I get a moment

Nice, glad to have you abord this fine ship. If you need any help with questions and such feel free to ask me or anyone else here and for snacks we will give you full access once you pay the $20 a month fee.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 18:15:47


At 12/21/08 11:47 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: perfect-insanity is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!

Welcome to the EGB! Have a good time :)
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In other important news, did you see the daily first? There something wrong with people voting at the Portal, because I don't think mass voting is enough do something like this, but a spam submission won the daily first. Go and see it in P-Bot's post if you want to. Recently the flash got deleted. But anyway, I just can't believe that something like that won one of the most important awards.

Which are your thoughts?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 18:44:40


At 12/21/08 06:15 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Which are your thoughts?

Oh, that Duck Division... If you look in the Obituaries, it seems that Wade deleted a whole load of their Flashes in response. He's (understandably) pissed off by this. I'm a bit irked too: I thought that the guys of the Duck Division (some of whom I used to sorta know from a particular now-locked thread in Wi/Ht?) would just keep it to Turd and Underdog. Honestly, stealing a Daily Feature, and forcing Wade to delete it... What are those guys smoking?!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 18:58:32


Yes, Wade has been online recently for a long time. He's still online right now. I suppose hes deleting all those crap submissions, and maybe deleting some accounts, handling some IP bans, etc.

And it annoys me too. Stealing such an important award isn't the same as stealing the turd (because the turd will always be bad). But the daily first should be the greatest submission uploaded the last day. Someone could have got the daily first but he got second because of the spammers. And someone would would have gotten daily fifth but he didn't get anything >:(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 21:15:28


Yes, I do was shocked to find DuckDivison had get the Daily Award how the fuck did it pass?. The obituaries are full of deleted flashed by them hateful and racist DuckDivion seem to be the worst sort of spammers I have seen this year. Well if you ever watched there flash you would know what I mean. Still hopefully we may get some blams like last time.
On the subject of b/p I thought I was doing well till i saw i had only got 6 b/p points!. Lousy but okay, I guess my stupid Mac charger fucked as well as my sound great hopefully it will get sorted soon. Being Christmas its makes it a nightmare for things to pack up.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-21 23:59:25


Aww... I missed my spot on the 1,000th page...

Dammit. I was really sick the day we got on the 1,000th page, so I couldn't post there. This is bad, I wish I had posted in there. Well, it isn't the end of the world.

But hey, congratulations EGB! 1,000 pages of serving the Portal with loyalty! Whilst I've been here for less than 200 pages (linky of when I joined), I've seen a lot happening in this club. And I can say that it had changed my Newgrounds ''habbits''. Voting fairly, helping our fellows... many things which I've learned by going here...

OK, enough ''speech'', more CATCH-UPS! >:U

At 12/17/08 06:39 PM, idiot-buster wrote:
At 12/16/08 10:37 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Also, everyone got a ''Blam Boost'' here as well, right? =)
Ya, a few days ago i got 60+ out of nowhere it's kinda nice because i don't get too meny of those.

Heh, I got around 130, but that's because I flag a lot. I wasn't expecting that at all, but I welcomed it. :)

At 12/17/08 08:18 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Major byteslinger is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard! Hopefully now you'll have a reason to post, lol.

Welcome to the Barracks!

At 12/17/08 09:10 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Hello Sir-Nuts lovely to see you posting on here again

Hi there! it's good to see you around here as well!

well as you can see, I leveled up last month to level 27, and got this cool Nunchunks.

They look nice, I'm looking forward to them.

They are very good but I'm eager to get to level 28 which I will sometime next month around 8th January so not long.

January 8th? What a coincidence, that's my birthday! =)

I'm also now Sergent as you can see.

Congratulations! Slowly climbing the ranks.

On the whole lots of spam artists like (DuckDvison) got deleted but now are back again.

Yeah, I noticed that. They're stealing awards, and recently they got deleted. That was obvious, because of their recent acts.

Anyway do you like your level 24 Bronze Gaunlet?

Yeah, I like it quite a lot. But I'm only two deposits fro leveling up again, this time to get the level 25 wodden version of your level. And I really like them. Levels are getting better from here and on.

At 12/18/08 03:50 AM, Phantom wrote: I hope all of the rest are just as happy to learn this thread is not far from the 1,000th page, while it is no reason to spam or make useless posts, it is exciting to know we are about to cross that threshold. Although I'd prefer if users didn't make too many " happy 1,000th page" because it is always possible posts could be removed and then it would just look stupid.

Yeah, it wouldn't be nice to have a ''Happy 1,000 pages!!'' post on page 998. :P

At 12/18/08 12:07 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Yeah I never liked level 40. The chainsaw is much stronger than it.

Hmm, I'd rather level 40 than 39.

Anyway after level 41 all weapons are great. My level isn't that bad, but when I level up my weapon will be horrible. A baseball bat? I hate it >.<a nd levels 18 and 19 are bad too IMO.

What? The basebal bat is just amazing! It's the most useful/handy one! :)

That's what I get for missing so many deposits... I could be level 22 right now >.<

I could be level 28, I believe.

At 12/18/08 02:20 PM, Phantom wrote:

And Phantom made the honors! Congratulations Phantom, you opened page 1,000!

At 12/18/08 02:59 PM, Pinoyguy75 wrote:

Hello there!

At 12/18/08 03:30 PM, Shanus wrote:

Hey, you're alive! :P

At 12/18/08 07:04 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Happy 1000 pages, EGB!!! :D

Even you're around here! =O

At 12/18/08 11:59 PM, EagleRock wrote: Holy 1,000 pages, Batman!

Holy s***, Batman. It's EagleRock! =O

At 12/19/08 10:33 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: In an example of awesome syncing, the 1000th page of the Elite Guard Barracks falls on my 23rd birthday. Hahahaha.

What a birthday present, huh?

Happy birthday, Slash!

At 12/21/08 06:15 PM, Ismael92 wrote: In other important news, did you see the daily first? There something wrong with people voting at the Portal, because I don't think mass voting is enough do something like this, but a spam submission won the daily first. Go and see it in P-Bot's post if you want to. Recently the flash got deleted. But anyway, I just can't believe that something like that won one of the most important awards.

Which are your thoughts?

They've gone too far. Stealing awards like Turd of the week or Underdog of the week is a bad thing, but how did they manage to steal a DAILY award? The only way I can imagine is: they submitted the flash close to the deadline and mass-upvoted it. It's still hard to imagine how far they've come. Good that Wade put an end to this.

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In other news, I will be travelling from the 26th until January 3rd. I just hope everything goes well and that I don't become that much inactive again! =P

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-22 09:46:57


Well, I said Wade was very active yesterday because he was probably deleting crap submissions. And apparently, it's true.

Entries Blammed Yesterday | 332
Entries Submitted Yesterday | 181

Just take a look at the portal. I'll take a screenshot :)
Great work, Wade!

At 12/21/08 11:59 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: In other news, I will be travelling from the 26th until January 3rd. I just hope everything goes well and that I don't become that much inactive again! =P

Well, have a good time :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-22 14:02:29


Re-posting what I just posted in the abusive stuff thread.

ORIGINAL

STOLEN

The game even notifies it:

You are playing the Super Smash Flash 2 demo on a site other than mcleodgaming.com. Please notify an administrator of the website to remove it immediately, and notify me at cleod9@gmail.com if found on another site.

Got caught! =P

At 12/22/08 09:46 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Well, I said Wade was very active yesterday because he was probably deleting crap submissions. And apparently, it's true.

Entries Blammed Yesterday | 332
Entries Submitted Yesterday | 181

Yeah, the DD got caught Both the Turd and the Underdog were deleted. I hope they learn their lesson.

At 12/21/08 11:59 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: In other news, I will be travelling from the 26th until January 3rd. I just hope everything goes well and that I don't become that much inactive again! =P
Well, have a good time :D

Thanks!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-22 14:32:49


ORIGINAL

STOLEN

Sorry for the double posting, but it's the same stolen Flash. How dim can a person be.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-22 15:44:16


I'd just like to inform everyone that I'll be gone by Wednesday until the 2nd of January. I'll be spending my Christmas with my family over in England.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-22 17:59:58


At 12/22/08 09:46 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Well, I said Wade was very active yesterday because he was probably deleting crap submissions. And apparently, it's true.

Entries Blammed Yesterday | 332
Entries Submitted Yesterday | 181

Just take a look at the portal. I'll take a screenshot :)
Great work, Wade!

things like that make my day... =D
i love blams, and very much

a lot of [DD], [KK], [SS], {PS} were deleted
Submitted by <deleted> with the following comments:
and Wade deleted some accounts too, awesome

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in other news
i'm in the top 200 on B/P
and in less than 1.5 years... sounds pretty cool to me


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-12-22 22:13:23


I have managed to get 9 b/p points this week as its still only early week, I'm pretty chuffed with that. I will try to get more b/p over the holiday obviously with Christmas, I expect I wont have some much time to check the portal. The mass deletion was good stealing awards is a shit thing to do anyway. On the subject of stolen flashes I have yet to PM a admin I did twice Pm Tom Fulp, about the author NewMK. If you see my last post he has now submitted another game from a different website here is the game.

Which is from here

http://www.freegamesjungle.com/disc_batt le.html

. All seem to be stolen. If you look at his other games all from other sites. Is this his stuff?


Archer I'm a good shot!