At 9/23/08 02:07 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 9/23/08 11:54 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nice connection speed you've got there - are you a technician, perchance?

You'd like that, wouldn't you...no, I do what I do best, taking calls from people who think they are being cheated and in a fraud, tell them they aren't, and hang up.

Sounds like a good way to work. Your company clearly has some nice perks :)

Should I go back to the good old days of the EGB and start calling you GoosePhantom again?

That would be mighty original; man-who-created-his-own-user-name-with-a -first-name-and-a-birth-year. However rest assure Mr. 83, you are in no way being conspired against, and our firm guarantees the best of service and immediate human reply*. If your name was mistaken by one of our representatives, please send a Private Message and within 72 hours you will receive confirmation that it was given reply to.

*Does not include holidays

Yes, but "man-who-created-his-own-user-name-with-
a-first-name-and-a-birth-year" is too long for the character limit on this here website.

Also LOL.

At 9/23/08 06:22 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well Coop your called 83 as that the year, you were born clever.

*polishes nails on lapel* now don't get making my head so big like that - I might not be able to get out of the door. You remember the problems that caused last time.

At 9/24/08 05:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: Sounds like a good way to work. Your company clearly has some nice perks :)

Well, the international transparency report did show a decline in Israel's corruption meter, and I'm just glad to be part of the system to keep it on.

Yes, but "man-who-created-his-own-user-name-with-
a-first-name-and-a-birth-year" is too long for the character limit on this here website.

How about 'idiot', would that do, or shall I get something with fewer syllables?

Also LOL.

Lol accepted.

*polishes nails on lapel* now don't get making my head so big like that - I might not be able to get out of the door. You remember the problems that caused last time.

Dear Athena, we're still cleaning up after that one.

Briefly on topic: Madness day did get my weekly average closer to 75 a day. And that game on the front page, Hank Nemesis something, here, I found an awesome glitch. Go to a corner and press 'A', you'll disappear, all except for the arrow, and no one can hurt you.

Barracks roster - Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Enjoy the update.

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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 1,041,738 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,292 B/P
Average EGB rank: Colonel

Total B/P gain this week: 7,527 (139.4 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 6,628 (122.7 B/P per member)
Difference: +899 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 5 (9.3%)
Pvt. First Class: 5 (9.3%)
Corporal: 3 (5.6%)
Sergeant: 3 (5.6%)
Staff Sergeant: 1 (1.9%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (7.4%)
Sgt. First Class: 3 (5.6%)
Sgt. Major: 2 (3.7%)
Praporshchik: 1 (1.9%)
Lieutenant: 1 (1.9%)
Captain: 1 (1.9%)
Major: 1 (1.9%)
Colonel: 3 (5.6%)
Brig. General: 4 (7.4%)
Lt. General: 0 (0%)
General: 1 (1.9%)
Commander: 2 (3.7%)
EGSC: 15 (27.8%)

Most frequent rank: EGSC
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

Metal-Therapy - Brig. General
Corky52 - Major
AnalPenguinFarming - Sgt. Major
Pinoyguy75 - Staff Sergeant
RohantheBarbarian - Sergeant

Other B/P Milestones:

pwroftheseagoat - 30k saves

None

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Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 715
pwroftheseagoat - 575
Sentio - 541
Metal-Therapy - 501
Phantom - 428

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (10), pwroftheseagoat (3), Phantom (2), Metal-Therapy (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Corky52 (39.2+), Sentio (35.9+), pwroftheseagoat (31.7+)
Random word: Thoughts
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All EGB members & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 63979 ] || [ 428 ] || [ 61.1 ] || [ 05.2+ ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61963 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.7 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 60681 ] || [ 099 ] || [ 14.1 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 58132 ] || [ 018 ] || [ 02.6 ] || [ 05.5 - ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 47628 ] || [ 541 ] || [ 77.3 ] || [ 35.9+ ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 46664 ] || [ 575 ] || [ 82.1 ] || [ 31.7+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 46176 ] || [ 407 ] || [ 58.1 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || Coop83, EGSC
>>> 08 || [ 38477 ] || [ 230 ] || [ 32.9 ] || [ 17.9+ ] || PenguinLink, EGSC
>>> 09 || [ 37779 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.5 - ] || EagleRock, EGSC
>>> 10 || [ 37591 ] || [ 310 ] || [ 44.3 ] || [ 07.3+ ] || Little-Rena, EGSC
>>> 11 || [ 37409 ] || [ 367 ] || [ 52.4 ] || [ 15.8+ ] || Idiot-Finder, EGSC
>>> 12 || [ 34204 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || SlashFirestorm, EGSC
>>> 13 || [ 31342 ] || [ 336 ] || [ 48.0 ] || [ 02.6+ ] || Joshiwa, EGSC
>>> 14 || [ 30307 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, EGSC
>>> 15 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, EGSC
>>> 16 || [ 26596 ] || [ 218 ] || [ 31.1 ] || [ 13.5 - ] || Shanus, Commander +1
>>> 17 || [ 26458 ] || [ 043 ] || [ 06.1 ] || [ 11.9 - ] || NEVR, Commander -1
>>> 18 || [ 25047 ] || [ 108 ] || [ 15.4 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || bifgis, General
>>> 19 || [ 20414 ] || [ 228 ] || [ 32.6 ] || [ 15.6+ ] || Mendou, Brig. General +2
>>> 20 || [ 20377 ] || [ 017 ] || [ 02.4 ] || [ 00.9+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General -1
>>> 21 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General -1
>>> 22 || [ 19710 ] || [ 501 ] || [ 71.6 ] || [ 18.6+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Brig. General
>>> 23 || [ 18758 ] || [ 160 ] || [ 22.9 ] || [ 08.8+ ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17842 ] || [ 212 ] || [ 30.3 ] || [ 02.8+ ] || idiot-buster, Colonel +1
>>> 25 || [ 17775 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || lilhunter03, Colonel -1
>>> 26 || [ 15768 ] || [ 715 ] || [ 102.1 ] || [ 39.2+ ] || Corky52, Major
>>> 27 || [ 14414 ] || [ 113 ] || [ 16.1 ] || [ 09.0+ ] || ever-vigilant, Captain
>>> 28 || [ 13524 ] || [ 280 ] || [ 40.0 ] || [ 12.2+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant
>>> 29 || [ 11531 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 11.4 - ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik
>>> 30 || [ 10969 ] || [ 241 ] || [ 34.4 ] || [ 32.0+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 31 || [ 09511 ] || [ 036 ] || [ 05.1 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. Major
>>> 32 || [ 09203 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 33 || [ 09139 ] || [ 050 ] || [ 07.1 ] || [ 03.3+ ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 34 || [ 08936 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 35 || [ 07855 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 07524 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.5 - ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 07276 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 02.2 - ] || PossiblePancakes, Master Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 07081 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 06051 ] || [ 249 ] || [ 35.6 ] || [ 31.5+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Staff Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05383 ] || [ 173 ] || [ 24.7 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Sergeant +2
>>> 41 || [ 05380 ] || [ 070 ] || [ 10.0 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant +1
>>> 42 || [ 05367 ] || [ 029 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 03.8+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant -2
>>> 43 || [ 04878 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.4 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 44 || [ 04736 ] || [ 408 ] || [ 58.3 ] || [ 07.6+ ] || Marsupial, Corporal +1
>>> 45 || [ 04507 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 07.6 ] || [ 00.7 - ] || TheNossinator, Corporal -1
>>> 46 || [ 04018 ] || [ 124 ] || [ 17.7 ] || [ 12.1 - ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class
>>> 47 || [ 03680 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 48 || [ 03567 ] || [ 036 ] || [ 05.1 ] || [ 00.6+ ] || P-I-N, Pvt. First Class
>>> 49 || [ 03417 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 50 || [ 03393 ] || [ 022 ] || [ 03.1 ] || [ 28.4 - ] || Shadow-1409, Pvt. First Class
>>> 51 || [ 02885 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || rahurobotick, Private
>>> 52 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 53 || [ 02634 ] || [ 010 ] || [ 01.4 ] || [ 01.0+ ] || puddinN64, Private
>>> 54 || [ 02639 ] || [ 036 ] || [ 05.1 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || SoulMaster71, Private

Link to previous update.

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update man!

>>> 30 || [ 10969 ] || [ 241 ] || [ 34.4 ] || [ 32.0+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major

Man, i hope I finally level up cause I'm like 30 B/P away from leveling up.

Well... nothing really say to say so...

*Salutes*

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 715
pwroftheseagoat - 575
Sentio - 541
Metal-Therapy - 501
Phantom - 428

Again I didn't miss the top 5 by much

All EGB members & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 42 || [ 05367 ] || [ 029 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 03.8+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant -2
>>> 43 || [ 04878 ] || [ 024 ] || [ 03.4 ] || [ 00.4+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 44 || [ 04736 ] || [ 408 ] || [ 58.3 ] || [ 07.6+ ] || Marsupial, Corporal +1
>>> 45 || [ 04507 ] || [ 063 ] || [ 07.6 ] || [ 00.7 - ] || TheNossinator, Corporal -1
>>> 46 || [ 04018 ] || [ 124 ] || [ 17.7 ] || [ 12.1 - ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class

Hmm I seem to have only overtaken one individual this week but still I left him pretty far behind so no threat there. Phantomlassuk will almst definetly be overtaken by next week. But it's a bit more of a milestone to HeavenDuff and The Thing so about 2 weeks there.

thanks for the update

At 9/24/08 03:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Joshiwa's note:

Enjoy the update.

I will. Thank you for the update, Joshiwa.

Metal-Therapy - Brig. General
Corky52 - Major
AnalPenguinFarming - Sgt. Major
Pinoyguy75 - Staff Sergeant
RohantheBarbarian - Sergeant

Big congrats to these guys above. Except me, as I took way too long in getting Brig. General. >:(

Other B/P Milestones:

pwroftheseagoat - 30k saves

Great work!

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 715
pwroftheseagoat - 575
Sentio - 541
Metal-Therapy - 501
Phantom - 428

Looks like I have a pretty good chance at making the top 5 gainers every week. I honestly thought I had no chance after my pace dropped.
With any luck I'll be able to make a 75 daily average this week, thanks to Madness Day...

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks for the update Joshiwa.

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 715

Madness Day and the day before and after really helped this total, but you can probably expect me to slow down now. I'm hoping I can still make this list after slowing down a bit though.

pwroftheseagoat - 575
Sentio - 541
Metal-Therapy - 501
Phantom - 428

Congrats to everyone else. It seems like Metal has started to pick up.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (10), pwroftheseagoat (3), Phantom (2), Metal-Therapy (2)

10 times is a decent number even though it may not be close to what Joshiwa had when I first joined the EGB. Something around 20 straight times?

Top 3 biggest average rises: Corky52 (39.2+), Sentio (35.9+), pwroftheseagoat (31.7+)

I think this may have been the first time that my average has increased. Again, I'm going to say Madness Day helped my totals out here.

>>> 25 || [ 17775 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || lilhunter03, Colonel -1

It looks like Idiot-Buster has passed you up and that you are barely getting any B/P. That shouldn't be too hard of a goal to get you unless you start to pick it up again.

>>> 26 || [ 15768 ] || [ 715 ] || [ 102.1 ] || [ 39.2+ ] || Corky52, Major

The Major badge is pretty nice. I'm really wanting that tank though. >:] It's still awhile away.

Also, it's my birthday today. I turned 20.

* Salutes *

At 9/24/08 03:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Thanks a bunch for the update man!

Metal-Therapy - Brig. General
Corky52 - Major
AnalPenguinFarming - Sgt. Major
Pinoyguy75 - Staff Sergeant

Congratulations are in order.

RohantheBarbarian - Sergeant

I would congratulate myself, but that would come across as both psychotic and a tad narcissistic.

Other B/P Milestones:
pwroftheseagoat - 30k saves

Congrats.

Top 5 Gainers:

Corky52 - 715
pwroftheseagoat - 575
Sentio - 541
Metal-Therapy - 501
Phantom - 428

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (10), pwroftheseagoat (3), Phantom (2), Metal-Therapy (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Corky52 (39.2+), Sentio (35.9+), pwroftheseagoat (31.7+)

'Gratz to all you guys.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 40 || [ 05383 ] || [ 173 ] || [ 24.7 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Sergeant +2
>>> 41 || [ 05380 ] || [ 070 ] || [ 10.0 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant +1

OH. BOLLOCKS. I am sorry about how this worked out, hopefully this won't result in my imminent death...

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Thanks a lot for the update my dude.

Promotions:
Metal-Therapy - Brig. General
Corky52 - Major
AnalPenguinFarming - Sgt. Major
Pinoyguy75 - Staff Sergeant
RohantheBarbarian - Sergeant

Congrats guys. Though, I'm should appear here because I became a Corporal yesterday ... :P. But it's not a big problem ; ).

Other B/P Milestones:
pwroftheseagoat - 30k saves

Well done man, that a lot !

Top 5 Gainers:
Corky52 - 715
pwroftheseagoat - 575
Sentio - 541
Metal-Therapy - 501
Phantom - 428

Congrat's to all of you! Corky, you would seem to be on fire these days ... very nice B/P work : ).

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (10), pwroftheseagoat (3), Phantom (2), Metal-Therapy (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Corky52 (39.2+), Sentio (35.9+), pwroftheseagoat (31.7+)

Omg, Corky ! Again you are the number 1, gratz. What a statwhore, but yeah : "Proud to be a statwhore".

Thanks again for the update Joshiwa.

How come no one reads my angry post? I'm such a nice guy, and I start spewing Phantom-esque rants over something so minor.

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Random word: Thoughts

Of you.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 40 || [ 05383 ] || [ 173 ] || [ 24.7 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Sergeant +2
>>> 41 || [ 05380 ] || [ 070 ] || [ 10.0 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant +1

Well,... Rohan, read my PM.

>>> 42 || [ 05367 ] || [ 029 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 03.8+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant -2

Well, I've been saying that I wanted to pass Heaven, and now I have.

>>> 39 || [ 06051 ] || [ 249 ] || [ 35.6 ] || [ 31.5+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Staff Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05383 ] || [ 173 ] || [ 24.7 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Sergeant +2
>>> 44 || [ 04736 ] || [ 408 ] || [ 58.3 ] || [ 07.6+ ] || Marsupial, Corporal +1

Well, I'm going to be sitting at #41 for the next couple weeks before I take over my historic 42 spot. Hopefully Pinoy can drop off the face of the earth again so I can regain my 41 spot soon.

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 01 || [ 63979 ] || [ 428 ] || [ 61.1 ] || [ 05.2+ ] || Phantom, EGSC

Acceptable.

>>> 07 || [ 46176 ] || [ 407 ] || [ 58.1 ] || [ 12.3+ ] || Coop83, EGSC

if you don't slow down, I'll take that chain saw of yours and give you a new hole to breathe through with it.

At 9/24/08 06:41 PM, TheThing wrote: How come no one reads my angry post? I'm such a nice guy, and I start spewing Phantom-esque rants over something so minor.

You rang?

At 9/24/08 07:41 PM, Phantom wrote: You rang?

Yes. Could you rate this, since no one gives it a second thought? Compare it to yours, of course. This is from when Josh said he couldn't do the roster on Tuesday.

That's highly unfortunate

Because it's your fucking job to bring me a fucking roster every fucking Tuesday, you cunt bag fucker. And now, when it's fucking Tuesday, you show the fuck up and have the God Damn fucking nerve to say "oh, look at me, I'm so gay. I have to have sex with my boyfriend every Tuesday, so you'll have to get the roster on Wednesday. Anyone want a blowjob?". I expect certain things from this club, and it's not fucking homo blow jobs. It's a fucking roster update with the amount of fucking B/P points I fucking got in that shit hole that Tom calls the Flash Portal. Now you better clean up your fucking act, you cum gobbling fag whore, or I'll rip off your balls, shove them into your stomach, then give you ovarian cancer and let you die slowly in a cell so small you can't stand, sit, or even fucking move.

23 || [ 18758 ] || [ 160 ] || [ 22.9 ] || [ 08.8+ ] || aldlv, Colonel

God damn you, almost 1,000 away that might take forever. Then agan i have a higher ave per week than you do :P

24 || [ 17842 ] || [ 212 ] || [ 30.3 ] || [ 02.8+ ] || idiot-buster, Colonel +1

Holy crap, i finally passed you that took longer than it needed to. Good luck catching up:P

25 || [ 17775 ] || [ 008 ] || [ 01.1 ] || [ 01.1+ ] || lilhunter03, Colonel -1

Well, the reason i have not been active here is i do not feal that i am accepted or that not to meny people like the fact that i am here. That is the only reason that i felt no need to contribute to any conversation here.

At 9/24/08 08:50 PM, TheThing wrote: That's highly unfortunate

I felt a forced use of the F word. you should be proud of it as a word. If it were me, I'd stick in a few sensitive comments. His profile information and news make a valuable source to insult by. Insert a few intelligent jokes too, something original. I like British conniptions most; "you mentally challenged funnel cake", "you fucking donut" and so on.

an exaggerated description at the end would help: " I would rather physically gnaw my arm off than to listen to your compulsive excuses".

Lastly, get a good book, find a word you don't know, look it up, and shove it in a sentence; "that post was the utmost spire of stupidity, I have ever seen".

You get the point. Flaming is an art, don't let yourself sink to low levels for no good reason.

Thanks for the roster update Joshiwa i expect with Madness day ,alot of people got loads of b/p. Well i expect i will be overtaken my b/p rate, is shit to be honest. I have only got 6 saves i blam the shitty spam flashes, but they still get through makes me angry to see the portal abused. Around 122 to next level i think at my rate it will be next year!. Looking at levels it will be ages intil i get to level 30 ,wish i could find the calculator. To say how long it will be.

At 9/24/08 09:37 PM, Phantom wrote: Flaming is an art, don't let yourself sink to low levels for no good reason.

Seriously? The EGB is now a center for teaching people to flame better?

At 9/24/08 06:41 PM, TheThing wrote: How come no one reads my angry post? I'm such a nice guy, and I start spewing Phantom-esque rants over something so minor.

At 9/24/08 03:25 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Random word: Thoughts

Of you.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 40 || [ 05383 ] || [ 173 ] || [ 24.7 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Sergeant +2
>>> 41 || [ 05380 ] || [ 070 ] || [ 10.0 ] || [ 02.5+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant +1

Well,... Rohan, read my PM.

>>> 42 || [ 05367 ] || [ 029 ] || [ 04.1 ] || [ 03.8+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant -2

Well, I've been saying that I wanted to pass Heaven, and now I have.

>>> 39 || [ 06051 ] || [ 249 ] || [ 35.6 ] || [ 31.5+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Staff Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05383 ] || [ 173 ] || [ 24.7 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || RohantheBarbarian, Sergeant +2
>>> 44 || [ 04736 ] || [ 408 ] || [ 58.3 ] || [ 07.6+ ] || Marsupial, Corporal +1

Well, I'm going to be sitting at #41 for the next couple weeks before I take over my historic 42 spot. Hopefully Pinoy can drop off the face of the earth again so I can regain my 41 spot soon.

Sorry nope, the school year is when i'm most active because between work and my other responsibilities this is relatively easy and I have extra time protect and serve ng. Ironically summer is when I go full time and can't, so you better step it up, because I don't know who RohantheBarbarian is, but he shot up quick.

At 9/24/08 11:34 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 9/24/08 09:37 PM, Phantom wrote: Flaming is an art, don't let yourself sink to low levels for no good reason.

Seriously? The EGB is now a center for teaching people to flame better?

Sadly enough for a while now it seems to be the main goal around here.

At 9/24/08 11:34 PM, NEVR wrote: Seriously? The EGB is now a center for teaching people to flame better?

I can't seem to see why it's any of your business why I do in here, and your obsessive whining isn't contributing either. Mod or otherwise, I for one think in my humble opinion, you ate a little too much clay as a child and now are unable to withstand the slightest bit of displease with you. (keep in mind, banning me would only further justify my point, and my signature).

At 9/25/08 12:56 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Sadly enough for a while now it seems to be the main goal around here.

Has everyone here shoved their eyes up their asses? The EGB was, and remains a place to discuss all the aspects of the Flash Portal. If any of you have any trouble with my behavior towards you, grow a pair and say so, instead of saying the EGB is doing it.

It really seems to me today that none of you prepubescent emotional saps know who to handle some criticism anymore, which is a shame, because one day you'll have to go into the open world and make some money, and if you can't take orders of absorb a little shit from people, you are not going to make it in the real world.

So my suggestion to anyone and everyone who thinks my words wronged him is to quit all of your caterwauling, or in words you may understand better; bitching, and to find the ability to improve yourselves into not being shouted at, or taking it like you ought to.

I am retiring from the EGB.

Some of you are cool, some of you are not, you know who you are.

I could give some elegant speech but I am not, as you have read from NEVR's post weeks ago how the EGB has gone downhill, well it has. With Phantom being made 3IC (horrible mistake) and then some new members which shall be unnamed that have made me not want to even post in the EGB thread. I had been thinking about it for a while, the roster made me mad enough today and Phantom's little post earlier just pushed me over the edge.

If anyone wants the roster format just PM me and I will Email it to you. If not then I don't really care.

At 9/25/08 03:11 AM, Joshiwa wrote: If anyone wants the roster format just PM me and I will Email it to you. If not then I don't really care.

did someone say: "Bellyaching"?

I am not impressed with people who drop the towel like that. Your biggest mistake is to even let words effect you. You're not a bad guy, not a bad member, but if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

I understand some people may despise me for how I act, and I most truly don't care. I joined the EGB thinking that like Eagle wanted, we want only the strongest here. There is no success without pressure. If you can't take the occasional whiplash, you're just not EGB materiel. Fact remains, some people don't fuck up, and have earned my respect, so this isn't a misanthrope's whim, but rather the keen ability to spot incompetence.

At 9/25/08 03:27 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 9/25/08 03:11 AM, Joshiwa wrote: If anyone wants the roster format just PM me and I will Email it to you. If not then I don't really care.

did someone say: "Bellyaching"?

I am not impressed with people who drop the towel like that. Your biggest mistake is to even let words effect you. You're not a bad guy, not a bad member, but if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

I understand some people may despise me for how I act, and I most truly don't care. I joined the EGB thinking that like Eagle wanted, we want only the strongest here. There is no success without pressure. If you can't take the occasional whiplash, you're just not EGB materiel. Fact remains, some people don't fuck up, and have earned my respect, so this isn't a misanthrope's whim, but rather the keen ability to spot incompetence.

You have mistaken "occasional" whiplash with being a total dick 24/7. There is absolutely no need for the things you say in this thread and any thread, the only thing that ever comes from your post are total hate. You are a poor excuse of a leader. I was trying to be civil and keep all of this to PMs but I guess you had to be an attention whore and call me out for being a "pussy" as you said in your first PM. You need to learn to be an effective leader you have to be firm but fair, but what the hell am I saying, this is a thread on a website where we are suppose to have fun. Not be subjected to an internet badass who is drunk with power and has to take his frustrations with life out on the internet.

At 9/25/08 03:48 AM, Joshiwa wrote: You have mistaken "occasional" whiplash with being a total dick 24/7.

why, stop before I blush.

There is absolutely no need for the things you say in this thread and any thread, the only thing that ever comes from your post are total hate.

You need the discipline, you just don't know you need it yet.

You are a poor excuse of a leader.

Yeah, everyone who let me lead clubs must have been tripping on something, right?

I was trying to be civil and keep all of this to PMs but I guess you had to be an attention whore and call me out for being a "pussy" as you said in your first PM.

Attention whore, yes; because I was the one publicly 'resigning' a club because of the physically meaningless text of another person, across the world.
Oh wait, no.

You need to learn to be an effective leader you have to be firm but fair

who said I'm not fair? ask sirtom93 of the NGDD, he got his ass kicked by me, but his resilience earned him his position back, because he didn't complain. Rings any bells?

but what the hell am I saying, this is a thread on a website where we are suppose to have fun. Not be subjected to an internet badass who is drunk with power and has to take his frustrations with life out on the internet.

If you're such an avid believer that the internet is for fun, why are you making a fuss about leaving?

At 9/25/08 03:53 AM, Phantom wrote:

There is absolutely no need for the things you say in this thread and any thread, the only thing that ever comes from your post are total hate.

You need the discipline, you just don't know you need it yet.

Of course. The ways of an internet badass.

You are a poor excuse of a leader.

Yeah, everyone who let me lead clubs must have been tripping on something, right?

Apparently.

I was trying to be civil and keep all of this to PMs but I guess you had to be an attention whore and call me out for being a "pussy" as you said in your first PM.

Attention whore, yes; because I was the one publicly 'resigning' a club because of the physically meaningless text of another person, across the world.
Oh wait, no.

You give yourself too much credit there buddy, it was much more than you. But I like the all about me attitude you have.

You need to learn to be an effective leader you have to be firm but fair

who said I'm not fair? ask sirtom93 of the NGDD, he got his ass kicked by me, but his resilience earned him his position back, because he didn't complain. Rings any bells?

Nah, I don't keep up with the NGDD, for obvious reasons.

but what the hell am I saying, this is a thread on a website where we are suppose to have fun. Not be subjected to an internet badass who is drunk with power and has to take his frustrations with life out on the internet.

If you're such an avid believer that the internet is for fun, why are you making a fuss about leaving?

Because you are ;)

At 9/25/08 03:59 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Of course. The ways of an internet badass.

It's funny you distinguish badass, as both a real life term, and regarding the internet. When you yourself are abusing it to pitifully try and insult me knowing that wherever you are, you're safe from an attack with a baseball bat.

Apparently.

Science in the works, I see.

You give yourself too much credit there buddy, it was much more than you. But I like the all about me attitude you have.

Well, your beautiful mention of me as main reasons for leaving made me feel like I was a little than a notch on your 'insulted by' belt. Rest assure though, my notches of people I insulted, is larger.

Nah, I don't keep up with the NGDD, for obvious reasons.

Envy is a bad look on you.

Because you are ;)

I see. Well, everyone has the right to be an idiot, but some people just abuse the privilege...

At 9/25/08 04:08 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 9/25/08 03:59 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Of course. The ways of an internet badass.

It's funny you distinguish badass, as both a real life term, and regarding the internet. When you yourself are abusing it to pitifully try and insult me knowing that wherever you are, you're safe from an attack with a baseball bat.

Nah its more like the guy standing up to the school bully only to realize he is soft, and once you touch his soft mental state he giggles like the pillsbury doughboy.

Well, your beautiful mention of me as main reasons for leaving made me feel like I was a little than a notch on your 'insulted by' belt. Rest assure though, my notches of people I insulted, is larger.

You still think too much of yourself.

Nah, I don't keep up with the NGDD, for obvious reasons.

Envy is a bad look on you.

Ha, you wish.

Because you are ;)

I see. Well, everyone has the right to be an idiot, but some people just abuse the privilege...

Well I see this discussion is over because you have nothing better to say or do than to try to childishly insult me. Whats next your momma so fat jokes?

At 9/25/08 04:24 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Nah its more like the guy standing up to the school bully only to realize he is soft, and once you touch his soft mental state he giggles like the pillsbury doughboy.

Speaking of soft spots, why is it that you are quitting the EGB again? It wouldn't be by some off chance, the fact I called you out on having no testosterone related courage to stand up to someone face to face, but rather sink into a shallow online 'debate' in which you desperately attempt to look like the winner, somewhere inside, wishing your verbal daggers make me quit. Sorry to disappoint, but it's not that easy.

You still think too much of yourself.

Perhaps I should go see help, in the mean time why don't you visit your psychologist and with intense breathing, tell your tale of standing up to the "Internet badass". If you don't have one, I'll gladly leave you a number.

Ha, you wish.

I can almost smell the fear and sweat off of that reply. You can just avoid quoting this back to drop it, knowing you're out of smart things to say.

Well I see this discussion is over because you have nothing better to say or do than to try to childishly insult me. Whats next your momma so fat jokes?

Your momma is so fat that when a biker hit her and she asked him why he didn't go around her, he said he'd run out of gas.

But no, I just think you are catapulting everything back at me to make me realize the errors of my ways and stop. Tell me, is it working?

oOoOoOo late night watching old music videos and such and check in here only to find DrAmAaAaAa... Well it seems that the night has calmed down and as I am done looking up performances from old groups, I will say good night and see yall tom afternoon (as my beautiful scheduling left me with no classes on thu).

Sorry your leaving Joshiwa you be doing a grand job on the roster.

Stolen Stolen from here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/29 4434. Admits its from the website what a idiot, cant belive how dumb these stealers are.