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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-14 23:56:08


All you suckers with no life are worried about getting these B/P points tomorrow as I will be busy with my woman all day. It's our four year annv. so I won't be getting any B/P that day unless I can find some way for someone to do it for me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-14 23:59:26


At 8/14/08 11:56 PM, Corky52 wrote: All you suckers with no life are worried about getting these B/P points tomorrow as I will be busy with my woman all day. It's our four year annv. so I won't be getting any B/P that day unless I can find some way for someone to do it for me.

Hay, want me to gety some for you if i can.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 00:05:23


At 8/14/08 11:56 PM, Corky52 wrote: All you suckers with no life are worried about getting these B/P points tomorrow as I will be busy with my woman all day. It's our four year annv. so I won't be getting any B/P that day unless I can find some way for someone to do it for me.

Have fun with your hand.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 00:10:14


At 8/14/08 11:56 PM, Corky52 wrote: All you suckers with no life are worried about getting these B/P points tomorrow as I will be busy with my woman all day. It's our four year annv. so I won't be getting any B/P that day unless I can find some way for someone to do it for me.

Oh i was in a hurry to get to and only read the last part of your post. Hope you have a great day tomarrow with your girlfriend and remember to use protection(just joking). If you need someone to b/p for you i will see what i can do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 00:14:54


At 8/14/08 11:59 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Hay, want me to gety some for you if i can.

damn...
when are you going to stop the 1 line posts???
i though you was talking seriously with the 'i will improve...'
but you continue the same way

Slash give you the opportunity to be on the barracks... and you don't show you take it seriously
i thought you was going to do an effort on this
in 2 pages... you have post 9 times and you only wrote 14 lines (and most of them didn't say anything important)
how does it looks to you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 00:32:45


At 8/15/08 12:14 AM, aldlv wrote:
At 8/14/08 11:59 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Hay, want me to gety some for you if i can.
damn...
when are you going to stop the 1 line posts???

Well, i'm sorry i was just in a hurry to get to the flash portal. The clock struck 12 and i rushed to the portal without finishing my original post.


Slash give you the opportunity to be on the barracks... and you don't show you take it seriously
i thought you was going to do an effort on this
in 2 pages... you have post 9 times and you only wrote 14 lines (and most of them didn't say anything important)
how does it looks to you?

I know this does not look to good, and i have not been fully here in my state of mind all week. I apologise for my post qualiy i did not notice it was so bad, and will become what i said i would be.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 00:58:34


This is Tails from the NGPD wishing you all a happy and bountiful Clock Day! I'll catch you guys later at the portal. Good luck, comrades!

*salutes*


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 00:58:36


At 8/15/08 12:05 AM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 8/14/08 11:56 PM, Corky52 wrote: All you suckers with no life are worried about getting these B/P points tomorrow as I will be busy with my woman all day. It's our four year annv. so I won't be getting any B/P that day unless I can find some way for someone to do it for me.
Have fun with your hand.

Mhm, is this an attempt at being funny? If so, har har? Good job. Troll.

I'm just fucking with you don't worry. I don't care if your a fuck face even today because it's a great day for me. Not a day that I will be sitting on the computer a day that I can get out and have some fun. My friend will B/P for me so it's not like I'm missing out on anything.

At 8/15/08 12:14 AM, aldlv wrote:
damn...
when are you going to stop the 1 line posts???

Damn, yell at him when Jowisha has a shorter 1 liner then he does. Again, doesn't bother me at all. Just goes how people play favorites.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 02:35:31


At 8/15/08 12:58 AM, Corky52 wrote: Mhm, is this an attempt at being funny? If so, har har? Good job. Troll.

I sort of don't hate you, so if you could just stop taking sides and taking the piss out of people for your gf and all sorts of shit, that would be nice. just...calm the fuck down.

Thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 02:42:35


Happy Clock day fellow wank-shafts. I hope you're all enjoying yourselves... I know I am.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 03:02:09


At 8/15/08 02:26 AM, Mendou wrote:
Anyway, hows Clockday going for everyone? Last time I checked I got about 108 b/p so far. Pretty damn nice I would say. Hope to get more before(Eventually) getting some sleep for a bit.

Yes it has been nice so far, ahhh sleep the enemy of Clock Day.

At 8/15/08 02:42 AM, NEVR wrote: Happy Clock day fellow wank-shafts. I hope you're all enjoying yourselves... I know I am.

Oh I am for sure, hoping to take a huge chunk out of my way to EGSC.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 05:17:07


Happy Cock Day everyone.

Closing in on the realm of 26,000 Saves. There are people out there that I am going to catch with a large amount of Saves. iscrulz cannot run forever!

Anyone managed to get a Blam yet? I haven't, but it's not going to stop me from trying!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 05:29:01


At 8/15/08 05:17 AM, Coop83 wrote: Anyone managed to get a Blam yet? I haven't, but it's not going to stop me from trying!

Nah, I've voted 0 on several submissions thus far, but no blams have been achieved as of yet. Hopefully we'll get one by the end of the day Coop.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 06:24:38


At 8/15/08 05:17 AM, Coop83 wrote: Happy Cock Day everyone.

Happy Clock Day indeed, the first one I have ever been present for :).

Anyone managed to get a Blam yet? I haven't, but it's not going to stop me from trying!

I've notched up one so far... despite voting almost equally blams to saves :(. Still, I have a few hours free today so I'll keep tryinng to get a few more blams in by the time I'm done.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 07:38:01


I'll be leaving by 10 so I'll rack up all I can until then

NEVR, don't let me down

How about the women's individual all-around? Went 1 and 2 on the podium

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 07:44:56


At 8/15/08 07:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: NEVR, don't let me down

Got your PM last night. No deposits shall be missed, my good sir.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 08:28:10


At 8/12/08 03:17 PM, NEVR wrote: Roster

Oh, I haven't noticed. I am not in roster.

...Also luck to everyone on this, The Clock Day!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 08:51:00


At 8/15/08 08:28 AM, P-I-N wrote:
At 8/12/08 03:17 PM, NEVR wrote: Roster
Oh, I haven't noticed. I am not in roster.

I didn't even realise you'd joined. You'll be on the next one, although I'm not doing it next week or the week after. I'll remind Josh to put you on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 08:56:15


Once again Clock day took my but total surprise. How can I not know of its arrival untill the last minuet for 3 sodding years in a row. I must be so out of touch with the kids these days (peado joke anyone?). However today I did the early shift and with the help of high caffine drinks I can watch the portal with only the chupcarbara video to distact me (it runs so weirdly(real word?)).
I have viewed at least 50 vids and none that I know of have been blammed yet and it seems to be quieter this year compared to the few glimpses of the portal I got last year.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 10:15:00


I'm starting to lose hope in trying to get a blam today. Seriously, when B clones like R and the like are passing with scores in excess of 2.50, then it would mean there must be a flash with crappyness of biblical proportions if I'm gonna have any chance of securing a blam.

Oh well, so far Clock Day has lived up to my expectations of chaos, I can only imagine what it will be like later tonight :O

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 10:29:32


At 8/15/08 10:15 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Oh well, so far Clock Day has lived up to my expectations of chaos, I can only imagine what it will be like later tonight :O

This is nothing compared to last year's, but hopefully later on it will become slightly more insane. I'm actually a little disappointed with the turnout thus far -- I expected FAR more insanity, and the portal to be flooded beyond all expectations.

I remember last year there were like 100 UJ submissions at one point -- had to click 'more recent submissions' to go and vote on them. Now THAT'S mental.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 10:39:40


At 8/15/08 10:15 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: I'm starting to lose hope in trying to get a blam today. Seriously, when B clones like R and the like are passing with scores in excess of 2.50, then it would mean there must be a flash with crappyness of biblical proportions if I'm gonna have any chance of securing a blam.

I think I must have been mistaken about getting a blam today, it has been a long time since I did any BPing so I had no idea where my blams started at the beginning of the day. A look through the obituaries, however, and not a single entry was removed with a score below the threshold, suggesting they were all deleted by the author/an admin. Even entries that are unrelated to Clock Day and deserve to be blammed are cruising through with high scores. I'm still giving out 0's, but I don't think there is any chance of getting a blam today.

Oh well, so far Clock Day has lived up to my expectations of chaos, I can only imagine what it will be like later tonight :O

It isn't too bad at the moment, I've seen it worse on non-special days. I'm expecting much more insanity later though when it is peak time in the US.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 11:18:13


At 8/15/08 10:15 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: I'm starting to lose hope in trying to get a blam today. Seriously, when B clones like R and the like are passing with scores in excess of 2.50, then it would mean there must be a flash with crappyness of biblical proportions if I'm gonna have any chance of securing a blam.

I have allready lost hope in getting a blam, i have 143 saves and can you guss not a single blam. It's what i expected. There has not been too meny flashes that are under a score of 3.00 also most of them were udder crap.


Oh well, so far Clock Day has lived up to my expectations of chaos, I can only imagine what it will be like later tonight :O

Well as never said, this is only have as bad as last year. Most of the time errors were occuring every time i tried to vote and took several attempts to get a vote through some times. I'm hoping it gets alot worse latter tonight.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 11:26:31


Yeah, Clock Day '08 is pretty slow (in comparison to other years) thus far. Of course, it's not even noon in the states yet, so expect a bigger blast in the next couple hours.

Also, the quality ratio seems to have gone way down this year. And that's saying something. I hate those twirling strawberry loops. fsdghsdfgsdfgs.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 11:48:14


Hey Slash, this guy applied to join a few pages back. You may have missed it what with all the excitement leading up to clock day.

:::salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 12:12:14


At 8/15/08 11:48 AM, NEVR wrote: Hey Slash, this guy applied to join a few pages back. You may have missed it what with all the excitement leading up to clock day.

salutes:::

I know, I got a PM from him about it, lol. I missed the post because it was near the end of the page, which is something I've been doing since I first found the BBS. :'(

I'll begin the recruitment procedures tomorrow, since Clock Day will make everyone all rushed and not paying adequate attention, lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 12:51:16


Unhappy Clock Day everyone!

How can one say happy in a day of such... such... grrrrr-nes? I mean, it's horrible seeing everything green and blue!

But I won't give up on my major goal this year: one Blam point! And I can see some fellows are with me. Good, let's not give up, sir!

Also, I had a major test today. Almost 4 hours sitting in a chair and marking circles on a card. Beautiful.

I'm outta here. TO THE PORTAL!

*Salutes with enthusiasm*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 14:28:28


Hey guys, how is everybody finding Clock Day so far.

As yet I haven't gained the elusive blam point, however at the time of typing this I've racked up around 420 protection points. How are you guys doing?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 14:52:34


At 8/15/08 02:28 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Hey guys, how is everybody finding Clock Day so far.

Horrible. Simply horrible.

As yet I haven't gained the elusive blam point, however at the time of typing this I've racked up around 420 protection points. How are you guys doing?

I got 34 so far, no Blams. But that's because I'm treating Clock Day like no other day. I mean, voting fair on Flashes (yeah, I'm doing that).

Now about everyone else: how is your attitude towards Clock Day?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-08-15 15:29:06


At 8/15/08 12:58 AM, Corky52 wrote:
damn...
when are you going to stop the 1 line posts???
Damn, yell at him when Jowisha has a shorter 1 liner then he does. Again, doesn't bother me at all. Just goes how people play favorites.

ohh... you are right... I need to talk to him too
i didn't checked his posts
a PM coming XD

At 8/15/08 11:18 AM, idiot-buster wrote: I have allready lost hope in getting a blam, i have 143 saves and can you guss not a single blam. It's what i expected. There has not been too meny flashes that are under a score of 3.00 also most of them were udder crap.

Well as never said, this is only have as bad as last year. Most of the time errors were occuring every time i tried to vote and took several attempts to get a vote through some times. I'm hoping it gets alot worse latter tonight.

great... looks better

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so... Clack Day...
well as sir-nuts said.. unhappy clock day, XD
too much crap on the portal. a lot of 0.1 or 0.2 kb flash...
a lot by Fleek... you know.. ;)
i have seen a few good ones... well a least i laugh on some

and... i love the preloader... is pretty awesome, i was thinking on do something today... but... i found i have homework i forgot

so maybe next year X3


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