Sunday is definitely a good day, especially because its like the beginning of the week and was said before a relatively slow day, so it would be easier to check and do. Plus its easier to remember to check for roster on sunday as opposed to tuesday. That's my opinion, plus I thought i should throw in my two cents bc i'm busy with work and all.

At 7/13/08 03:45 AM, TheNossinator wrote:

At 7/13/08 01:23 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Hey!

Hi there.

Hello there.

I couldn't post here in the past few days because posting here takes an extra time than a regular post. But now I'm FINALLY on my winter break, so I'll try to be here more often.

Awesome. And posting here can be time-consuming, I agree.

Posting here takes me about 20 minutes, but that really varies. Depends on how much posts I'd like to quote, my disposition, the weather (yeah, the WEATHER!)...

Also, my silly brothers discovered Newgrounds Log after I added it as a quick bookmark. With that, they saw my user-name there, logged in and went to my profile here! Why is that bad? Because they can: 1- Log my stats there without my knowledge; 2- Mess with my account, in case I leave it logged here. This sucks, but I can live with it. I guess. That's why I don't like sharing computers! =|

So he actually got onto your account here? Do you leave it signed in?

Almost that, but luckily I cleared the cache before I went to sleep. I don't really know what would they do if I left my account logged here... And I don't want to imagine either.

Anyway, my B/P pace should raise a little the following days. More free time, you know.

My B/P rate will fall, I'm back at school in two days. : (

Ah, you live in Australia, that's why. Dunno why I thought you lived in California... =P

Before I forget, welcome Corky! Another one that I can call soldier! =P

Indeed, welcome.

He barely joined us and got mentioned on the front-page post! See? All you need is to join us and BAM! You're famous!

*Salutes*

Salutes : : :

*Salutes*

At 7/13/08 11:02 AM, Corky52 wrote: I'd be scared that they would either change your password and your email address so you couldn't get on or they would make stupid posts and abusive reviews with your account. A couple of things could go wrong there.

I didn't think of this, but it's most likely that they wouldn't do such a thing. I mean, they could do that, if they at least knew how to do so. ;)

What they could possibly do it change things in my userpage, such as replacing my pictures there with dicks, messing with my blogs... Whatever, they're never going to find out my password and I don't leave the password reminder thing on anymore: now I have to log "manually" everytime.

At 7/13/08 06:41 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sir! any idea why Turd Of The Week got deleted?

Well, it was spammy and annoying enough to make the Fulp man mad, so that Fulp man went there and nuked it to never be seen again. =)

At 7/13/08 08:08 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: While I'm here, I thought I'd mention that I made a 100 b/p per day average last week! :D Lots of time in the portal now is good for me, as it'll have to be cut down a bit in the future... :(
*salutes*

You're one crazy person, aren't you?

At 7/13/08 10:35 PM, TheThing wrote: God damn! Never become a Senior Patrol Leader in Boy Scouts, it fucking sucks, especially at camp. It ruined an otherwise great week, which is (possibly) my last going to Boy Scout summer camp.

Well, it was a great week except for this.

That's intriguing. Why would they play with fire? I mean, it NEVER turns out well and someone ALWAYS gets injured. This time it went too far, and a greater tragedy happened.

Seriously, what people think before making things like that?

At 7/14/08 12:43 AM, aldlv wrote: that sucks... that's why I prohibited my little brother to use NG on our computer...

You older brothers are mean! >:(
JK.

At 7/14/08 06:54 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 7/14/08 05:23 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Congratulations on your mention by Tom Fulp Corky52! We're all proud of you!

Thanks man. I've given a lot of thanks out in my last couple of posts. That was really something awesome getting mentioned by Tom like that.

And all the co(r)ck suckage, how is it going? =P

At 7/14/08 10:24 PM, NEVR wrote: HEADS UP

Yes sir!

Roster tomorrow, courtesy of Joshiwa. Make sure you drop by and check it out, so that all of our hard, hard work doesn't go unappreciated, yeah?

I will. Even though nothing really special is going on at the rosters, except for the aldlv-Mendou-lilhunter battle!

So, if you could have the roster on any day OTHER THAN TUESDAY, what day would it be? Bear in mind that it takes about an hour to an hour and a half to finish the update. My preference is Sunday, as that's a fairly low-energy day, and nobody ever has much going on then.

I vote for Sunday, for all the reasons you mentioned.

THOUGHTS?

Many.

That's it for... now? I'd say that's it for today, but it has barely started!

*Salutes*

Sorry for the absence over the past few days but I have just had an blah attitude towards the BBS in general. I haven't posted that much and just haven't felt all that talkative but meh it happens I suppose but hopefully I will get out of it soon.

At 7/14/08 10:24 PM, NEVR wrote:

Roster tomorrow, courtesy of Joshiwa. Make sure you drop by and check it out, so that all of our hard, hard work doesn't go unappreciated, yeah?

Yeah I can't wait for the update! Tho Joshiwa better not make any mistakes this time or I will have to take a bat to him.

So, if you could have the roster on any day OTHER THAN TUESDAY, what day would it be? Bear in mind that it takes about an hour to an hour and a half to finish the update. My preference is Sunday, as that's a fairly low-energy day, and nobody ever has much going on then.

I have no problem with Sunday tho my updates would have to be in the afternoon sometime because I am usually busy that day until then. But I assume we can discuss this at some point.

At 7/15/08 02:15 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Yeah I can't wait for the update! Tho Joshiwa better not make any mistakes this time or I will have to take a bat to him.

NO LEAVE THE GUY ALONE

Anybody who does point out mistakes only does it so that we can make sure it's right on the next roster anyway. I'm sure they don't get some perverse pleasure out of trying to belittle the work we do by highlighting some tiny little mistakes. Any list update done 100% manually is always going to have a few mistakes, anyway. No big deal.

Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Hey it is I this time, I know I know calm down I missed you too.

Enjoy the update fellas.
____________________

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 909,876 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,679 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 5,210 (121.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,085 (124.0 B/P per member)
Difference: +125 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 2 (4.5%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (6.8%)
Corporal: 2 (4.5%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.5%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.1%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (9.1%)
Sgt. Major: 2 (4.5%)
Praporshchik: 1 (2.3%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.3%)
Captain: 0 (0%)
Major: 4 (9.1%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 2 (4.5%)
Lt. General: 1 (2.3%)
General: 2 (4.5%)
Commander: 1 (2.3%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (29.5%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
____________________

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Corky52
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

Joshiwa - Commander

Other B/P Milestones:

None

:::End of post #1:::

Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 652
lilhunter03 - 521
Joshiwa - 496
PenguinLink - 420
Mendou - 341

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (18), Mendou (8), lilhunter03 (5), PenguinLink (2)
Top 3 biggest average rises: PenguinLink (14.0+), DarkSoldier (5.9+) , AnalPenguinFarming (5.3+)
Random word: Stagnation
____________________

All EGB members/guardsmen & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 61791 ] || [ 014 ] || [ 02.0 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 60092 ] || [ 064 ] || [ 09.1 ] || [ 02.1+ ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 59281 ] || [ 292 ] || [ 41.7 ] || [ 01.2 - ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
>>> 04 || [ 56819 ] || [ 152 ] || [ 21.7 ] || [ 07.0 - ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
>>> 05 || [ 45816 ] || [ 034 ] || [ 04.9 ] || [ 02.0 - ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
>>> 06 || [ 43560 ] || [ 190 ] || [ 27.1 ] || [ 04.9 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 42193 ] || [ 301 ] || [ 43.0 ] || [ 05.1+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 37775 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
>>> 09 || [ 35722 ] || [ 420 ] || [ 60.0 ] || [ 14.0+ ] || PenguinLink, Sup. Commander
>>> 10 || [ 34828 ] || [ 214 ] || [ 30.6 ] || [ 25.7 - ] || Idiot-Finder, Sup. Commander
>>> 11 || [ 34144 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || SlashFirestorm, Sup. Commander
>>> 12 || [ 30306 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Hemlok, Sup. Commander
>>> 13 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, Sup. Commander
>>> 14 || [ 25990 ] || [ 496 ] || [ 70.9 ] || [ 13.1 - ] || Joshiwa, Commander
>>> 15 || [ 24231 ] || [ 109 ] || [ 15.6 ] || [ 08.8 - ] || Shanus, General
>>> 16 || [ 23639 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || bifgis, General
>>> 17 || [ 22046 ] || [ 210 ] || [ 30.7 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || NEVR, Lt. General
>>> 18 || [ 20270 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 01.3 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 17128 ] || [ 181 ] || [ 25.9 ] || [ 03.1 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16870 ] || [ 341 ] || [ 48.7 ] || [ 06.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 16595 ] || [ 521 ] || [ 74.4 ] || [ 13.6 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16286 ] || [ 652 ] || [ 93.1 ] || [ 93.1+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major
>>> 24 || [ 13530 ] || [ 114 ] || [ 16.3 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11323 ] || [ 316 ] || [ 45.1 ] || [ 01.4+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 26 || [ 10540 ] || [ 041 ] || [ 05.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 27 || [ 10490 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Corky52, Sgt. Major
>>> 28 || [ 09178 ] || [ 170 ] || [ 24.3 ] || [ 05.3+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 29 || [ 08913 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 30 || [ 08900 ] || [ 004 ] || [ 00.6 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 31 || [ 08184 ] || [ 013 ] || [ 01.9 ] || [ 00.4 - ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 32 || [ 07797 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 33 || [ 07505 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 00.6 _ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 34 || [ 07246 ] || [ 012 ] || [ 01.7 ] || [ 01.7+ ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 35 || [ 07079 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 05569 ] || [ 019 ] || [ 02.7 ] || [ 03.2 - ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 05177 ] || [ 039 ] || [ 05.6 ] || [ 04.7+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 04819 ] || [ 007 ] || [ 01.0 ] || [ 01.1 - ] || TheThing, Corporal
>>> 39 || [ 04590 ] || [ 032 ] || [ 04.6 ] || [ 00.7 - ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 40 || [ 03679 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 41 || [ 03633 ] || [ 166 ] || [ 23.7 ] || [ 02.9 - ] || TheNossinator, Pvt. First Class
>>> 42 || [ 03403 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 01.2 - ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class
>>> 43 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 44 || [ 02530 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 04.0+ ] || puddinN64, Private

Guardsmen:
>>> 45 || [ 02320 ] || [ 004 ] || [ 00.6 ] || [ 06.5 - ] || SoulMaster71, Police Captain (180 until Eligible)

Link to previous update.

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 652
lilhunter03 - 521
Joshiwa - 496
PenguinLink - 420
Mendou - 341

I don't see myself getting on this part of the list anytime soon.

>>> 24 || [ 13530 ] || [ 114 ] || [ 16.3 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11323 ] || [ 316 ] || [ 45.1 ] || [ 01.4+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik
>>> 26 || [ 10540 ] || [ 041 ] || [ 05.9 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major
>>> 27 || [ 10490 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Corky52, Sgt. Major

Not too bad. I'm just right around the middle, but I could still have a better ranking. Maybe I'll be able to past some people up sooner or later.

Thanks for the update.

* Salutes *

At 7/15/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Thanks man, I take it you got the email I sent you then ;P

Enjoy the update fellas.

YESSIR

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 909,876 B/P

On the final stretch (ish) to the 1million mark. just over 90,000 B/P to go -- so if we got in 3 new EGSC's then we'd be there...

Average B/P per member: 20,679 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Thank fuck I'm staying ahead of the average. MUST KEEP GOING.

Influx of new people ranked lower than Brigadier General is good, though, as it drags down the average by a bit. If we didn't have so many EGSC's though, it would be a different story ;P

Difference: +125 B/P gain since last week

MOVIN' ON UP

Joshiwa - Commander

LOL, had to wait pretty much a whole week for that to be on the roster, eh? Sorry about that, I was just doing the data entry last week as you got there, so the stat pull had already been done.

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 652

O_o

lilhunter03 - 521

O_o

Joshiwa - 496
PenguinLink - 420
Mendou - 341

o_o

It's been a long time since I've been getting these kinds of gains. Just don't have the time these days, having a life kinda impedes B/P progress ;P

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (18), Mendou (8), lilhunter03 (5), PenguinLink (2)

18? Fucking hell. I fell off this list at 13 weeks in a row and thought I did well. Looks like Mendou will be the second person to break my record if he keeps this up for a month and a bit.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 14 || [ 25990 ] || [ 496 ] || [ 70.9 ] || [ 13.1 - ] || Joshiwa, Commander

I wanted to be at Commander by the time you got EGSC, so could you slow the fuck down a bit, yeah?

>>> 15 || [ 24231 ] || [ 109 ] || [ 15.6 ] || [ 08.8 - ] || Shanus, General

LAPTOP TROUBLES = ME GAINING ON YOUR IRISH ASS ;P

>>> 16 || [ 23639 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || bifgis, General

When I joined we were 8,751 B/P apart.

A fortnight ago, when Josh last did the roster, we were 2,058 B/P apart. Now we're 1,593 apart... so I've gained 465 B/P on her in 2 weeks, which is pretty good. I think her pace has dropped a fair amount though, so it's time to gear up and catch up.

>>> 17 || [ 22046 ] || [ 210 ] || [ 30.7 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || NEVR, Lt. General

Could have done better I guess, but not complaining. 210 is something at any rate, fuck you crackheads who get 75-100 points a day.

>>> 18 || [ 20270 ] || [ 016 ] || [ 02.3 ] || [ 01.3 - ] || Casualty, Brig. General

Still plodding along, I see

>>> 19 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General

Rest in peace dude.

>>> 20 || [ 17128 ] || [ 181 ] || [ 25.9 ] || [ 03.1 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16870 ] || [ 341 ] || [ 48.7 ] || [ 06.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 16595 ] || [ 521 ] || [ 74.4 ] || [ 13.6 - ] || lilhunter03, Major

I wager that the guy behind you three will have overtaken you all in the next 3 weeks to a month.

>>> 23 || [ 16286 ] || [ 652 ] || [ 93.1 ] || [ 93.1+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

What the hell is wrong with you?
____________________

Thanks again for the update Josh. Email me the file sometime during the week so that I have it to do next week's update.

:::salutes:::

At 7/15/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Thanks for the update, Joshiwa.

Average B/P per member: 20,679 B/P

Eh, I'm not even up to par with the average, how weak is that. :(

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

>>> 20 || [ 17128 ] || [ 181 ] || [ 25.9 ] || [ 03.1 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16870 ] || [ 341 ] || [ 48.7 ] || [ 06.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 16595 ] || [ 521 ] || [ 74.4 ] || [ 13.6 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16286 ] || [ 652 ] || [ 93.1 ] || [ 93.1+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

Not bad...I don't know what the future is going to bring for my b/p averages, so passing some of these guys might be tougher than it currently looks... We'll just have to wait and see, I guess. :/ I've got noone close to passing me, though, so that's good. :P

At 7/15/08 02:49 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/15/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Thanks man, I take it you got the email I sent you then ;P

Yeah I sent it to you then I went to go for a run and by the time I got back you were not on AIM :(

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 909,876 B/P

On the final stretch (ish) to the 1million mark. just over 90,000 B/P to go -- so if we got in 3 new EGSC's then we'd be there...

I'm helping as much as I can, LEAVE ME ALONE.

Joshiwa - Commander

LOL, had to wait pretty much a whole week for that to be on the roster, eh? Sorry about that, I was just doing the data entry last week as you got there, so the stat pull had already been done.

lol
No problem man it happens. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!

It's been a long time since I've been getting these kinds of gains. Just don't have the time these days, having a life kinda impedes B/P progress ;P

Yes, yes it does

>>> 14 || [ 25990 ] || [ 496 ] || [ 70.9 ] || [ 13.1 - ] || Joshiwa, Commander

I wanted to be at Commander by the time you got EGSC, so could you slow the fuck down a bit, yeah?

Does not compute.

Thanks again for the update Josh. Email me the file sometime during the week so that I have it to do next week's update.

Alrighty then.

salutes:::

*salutes*

FamilyGuy05, I regret to inform you that it's been decided that you're not ready to join the Barracks at this time. Reasons include poor post quality (excessive one-liners), poor review quality, and extremely high save:blam ratio.

As for that last, I feel it necessary to elaborate on. With the current state of the Portal (crap passing much more often that it did a couple years ago), it's not abnormal to have more saves than blams. However, your ratio is so high that it warrants concern. In the Elite Guard Barracks, we vote based on our individual ideas of quality (whether it be graphics, complexity, humor, etc); voting fairly. We do not vote based on who the author is, their previous flashes, or whether or not we believe the flash in question will be blammed or saved. While it's possible to rank up very quickly by voting for points instead of quality, it's that same practice which has lead to the current abysmal state of the Portal.

I am not accusing you of doing this, but the nearly 5:1 ratio of saves to blams forces me to make it clear. The EGB doesn't have a specific threshold for blam:save ratio (in fact, doing so would be the exact opposity of encouraging fair voting); the main reason you're not being accepting at this time is poor post/review quality.

If you improve in those areas, and make your voting methodology clear, you are free to apply again at a future date.

----Barracks Second-in-Command/Recruitment Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

At 7/15/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Thanks for the rosters, Joshiwa!

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 909,876 B/P

Good. Now for 1,000,000!

Total B/P gain this week: 5,210 (121.2 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,085 (124.0 B/P per member)
Difference: +125 B/P gain since last week

Growing and growing! We're doing great!

Rank distributions:
Praporshchik: 1 (2.3%)

Hey, it's so empty here... Come on, soldiers!

Member Statistics

New to the list this week: Corky52

Hello again!

Promotions:

Joshiwa - Commander

Congratulations again!

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 652

I told you, he has a problem! =P

lilhunter03 - 521
Joshiwa - 496
PenguinLink - 420
Mendou - 341

Congratulations to all of you. A more active week here comparing to last week's standings.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Joshiwa (18), Mendou (8), lilhunter03 (5), PenguinLink (2)

Joshiwa, you're closer to the 20 landmark! Big congrats when you reach there.

Random word: Stagnation

America.

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 20 || [ 17128 ] || [ 181 ] || [ 25.9 ] || [ 03.1 - ] || aldlv, Major
>>> 21 || [ 16870 ] || [ 341 ] || [ 48.7 ] || [ 06.4 - ] || Mendou, Major
>>> 22 || [ 16595 ] || [ 521 ] || [ 74.4 ] || [ 13.6 - ] || lilhunter03, Major
>>> 23 || [ 16286 ] || [ 652 ] || [ 93.1 ] || [ 93.1+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

We have a new competitor, ladies and gentlemen! Metal-Therapy joined this competition and is causing a lot of trouble here.

aldlv leads the crowd, but for how long will he hold Mendou and lilhunter off? And Metal-Therapy, will he keep his amazing 90 B/P per day pace and pass everyone?

Stay tuned for the next episodes! =)

>>> 24 || [ 13530 ] || [ 114 ] || [ 16.3 ] || [ 02.7+ ] || ever-vigilant, Lieutenant
>>> 25 || [ 11323 ] || [ 316 ] || [ 45.1 ] || [ 01.4+ ] || Sir-Nuts, Praporshchik

If we keep at this pace, then I ought to pass you in 11 weeks.

As for my stats only... hmm, not bad at all. I thought I'd get less than 300 this week, but I managed to get more than usual yesterday. Nice!

Ought to, lol.

>>> 27 || [ 10490 ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || [ NEW ] || Corky52, Sgt. Major

Welcome, yet again! We're fine as long as you don't pass me.

At 7/15/08 02:31 PM, Corky52 wrote: Not too bad. I'm just right around the middle, but I could still have a better ranking. Maybe I'll be able to past some people up sooner or later.

Don't say "pass some people" ever again! >:(

I mean, don't say "pass Nuts". The rest is OK. =P

* Salutes *

*Salutes*

At 7/15/08 02:49 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/15/08 02:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: EGB Total B/P: 909,876 B/P

On the final stretch (ish) to the 1million mark. just over 90,000 B/P to go -- so if we got in 3 new EGSC's then we'd be there...

The problem is: who is an EGSC that wants to join us?

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

Metal-Therapy - 652

O_o

o_O

>>> 16 || [ 23639 ] || [ 030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ 00.3+ ] || bifgis, General

When I joined we were 8,751 B/P apart.

When you joined, you were a machine.

>>> 17 || [ 22046 ] || [ 210 ] || [ 30.7 ] || [ 14.7 - ] || NEVR, Lt. General

Could have done better I guess, but not complaining. 210 is something at any rate, fuck you crackheads who get 75-100 points a day.

Yeah, what the hell is wrong with them?!? I mean, I can't imagine myself getting over 70 a week!

>>> 23 || [ 16286 ] || [ 652 ] || [ 93.1 ] || [ 93.1+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Major

What the hell is wrong with you?

Told you he's crazy...

salutes:::

*Salutes*

At 7/15/08 03:02 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: ...Not bad

NOT BAD?!?!?

...

NOT BAD?!?!?!?!?

What is good for you? =P

At 7/15/08 03:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: FamilyGuy05, I regret to inform you that it's been decided that you're not ready to join the Barracks at this time. Reasons include poor post quality (excessive one-liners), poor review quality, and extremely high save:blam ratio.

Also, don't think this was your last chance here: you'll always have another chance. Improve your writing quality, and ask to join us again.

----Barracks Second-in-Command/Recruitment Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

Sexy. That's what I call this.

Thanks again for the update, Joshiwa!

Back to the Portal!

*Salutes*

I am interested in joining this crew, but I am only a Police Officer. Does that mean I have to apply when I become a private or higher?

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 01 || [ 61791 ] || [ 014 ] || [ 02.0 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
>>> 02 || [ 60092 ] || [ 064 ] || [ 09.1 ] || [ 02.1+ ] || BlueHippo, Sup. Commander
>>> 03 || [ 59281 ] || [ 292 ] || [ 41.7 ] || [ 01.2 - ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander

working my way up. Shouldn't be too long now. Hopefully.

At 7/15/08 04:33 PM, sinskae wrote: I am interested in joining this crew, but I am only a Police Officer. Does that mean I have to apply when I become a private or higher?

Yes, but there are ways around this.

The best route to the EGB is to join the Newgrounds Police Department. Many members there graduate to the EGB once they meet the B/P requirements.

Once you're in the NGPD, however, you can join the EGB as a Guardsman, which is a special supplementary, "semi-membership" position reserved for those in the NGPD who have a serious wish to join our ranks in the future. The benefits of this position is that you can familiarise yourself with our ways, policies, and personnel before you actually join, making your transition a lot smoother.

Good luck.

At 7/15/08 04:33 PM, sinskae wrote: I am interested in joining this crew, but I am only a Police Officer. Does that mean I have to apply when I become a private or higher?

Yes, that is correct. You stat requirements must match, or exceed the rank of Elite Guard Private in order to apply. Your whistle status must also be normal or higher. You may be interested in joining the Newgrounds PD if you're not already a member there. :)
Just make sure to keep your post quality up and be a fair, active voter in the portal and you'll be able to apply here in no time. ;)

At 7/15/08 04:45 PM, NEVR wrote:

Ah, NEVR, you beat me to it. ;p

Once you're in the NGPD, however, you can join the EGB as a Guardsman,

I wasn't sure what the requirements are for becoming a Guardsman for the EGB, so I'm glad you were here to give that explanation. :P

At 7/15/08 04:47 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Yes, that is correct. You stat requirements must match, or exceed the rank of Elite Guard Private in order to apply. Your whistle status must also be normal or higher. You may be interested in joining the Newgrounds PD if you're not already a member there. :)

Just put in my request today lol, that's how I found a link to here. I am very interested in joining. My whistle was bronze, but due to the fact of all the spam submissions coming in, and the new confusing fact that people are now allowed abusive reviews for those submissions, I now am down to garbage :(

Just make sure to keep your post quality up and be a fair, active voter in the portal and you'll be able to apply here in no time. ;)

Thank you for the support, I will do my best to join in the future!

Salutes

At 7/15/08 02:26 PM, Joshiwa wrote: No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 06 || [ 43560 ] || [ 190 ] || [ 27.1 ] || [ 04.9 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 42193 ] || [ 301 ] || [ 43.0 ] || [ 05.1+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

Thanks for the update, Josh. Glad to see that I can raise my bar every now and again, to stop this slide back.

The gap to Sea Goat is a little on the large side however, so I'll just stick to plugging after my next target on the top 300 list, who is *checks* pwrofhteseagoat... -.-

Ho Hum.

Sir i think this is stolenhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/v iew/449110 from here http://www.addictinggames.com/stormwinds .html It say Armor games, he has left no comment looks fishy.

I love the bbs do you mean General Joshiwa?, i only ask as i find that going on there gets me down. As some of the topics are just terrible ,not all but its not the best forum. Sex topics etc. I feel uncomfortable looking at some of the threads, as they all the same. I guess being a female does not help much either. Not that i find its just there is a lot of trash, on genereal its not half a good a clubs and crew or WI/HT.

I got 90 B/P yesterday! That was my highest gain in a day ever! =0

And yesterday I said I couldn't imagine myself getting over 70 B/P a day... Contradiction happens sometimes... =P

At 7/15/08 04:52 PM, sinskae wrote:

Just put in my request today lol, that's how I found a link to here. I am very interested in joining. My whistle was bronze, but due to the fact of all the spam submissions coming in, and the new confusing fact that people are now allowed abusive reviews for those submissions, I now am down to garbage :(

Ohh, that's bad. You can only fully join us if your whistle is normal or higher. You can still join as a Guardsman, but to get out of the Guardsman position, you need to have 2,500+ B/P and not have a garbage whistle.

Thank you for the support, I will do my best to join in the future!

As soon as they accept you there, drop by and join us, soldier!

Salutes

*Salutes*

At 7/15/08 05:29 PM, Coop83 wrote: The gap to Sea Goat is a little on the large side however, so I'll just stick to plugging after my next target on the top 300 list, who is *checks* pwrofhteseagoat... -.-

Oh, more competitions to come!

And where's DoD? Too shy to come back and face you? =P

At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sir i think this is stolen...

Flagged for administrative review. Good job, soldier!
___________
HEADS UP EVERYONE!

Tomorrow will be the Kitty Day 2008. I don't know how big will it be, since they never had one day like that before (not that I remember, at least). But we all know the KK and it's attitude, so we know what to expect. Get your Blam guns prepared!

*Salutes*

At 7/16/08 10:23 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I got 90 B/P yesterday! That was my highest gain in a day ever! =0

I bet you'll get more on August 15th :P

At 7/15/08 05:29 PM, Coop83 wrote: The gap to Sea Goat is a little on the large side however, so I'll just stick to plugging after my next target on the top 300 list, who is *checks* pwrofhteseagoat... -.-

Oh, more competitions to come!

And where's DoD? Too shy to come back and face you? =P

He's in China. His loss is my gain and I'm making as much as I can!

At 7/15/08 08:15 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I love the bbs do you mean General Joshiwa?, i only ask as i find that going on there gets me down. As some of the topics are just terrible ,not all but its not the best forum. Sex topics etc. I feel uncomfortable looking at some of the threads, as they all the same. I guess being a female does not help much either. Not that i find its just there is a lot of trash, on genereal its not half a good a clubs and crew or WI/HT.

I was referring to the entire BBS, I actually quite enjoy general, its where I post most often. I like to have fun and you can easily look past the morons and find actual substance to reply too or a fun topic to entertain yourself and others. It looks like I am finally out of my slump towards the BBS soooo yay!

Tho I understand what you are talking about with the sex topics and what not but I am not easily offended so I take it in stride.

At 7/15/08 04:45 PM, NEVR wrote:

Once you're in the NGPD, however, you can join the EGB as a Guardsman, which is a special supplementary, "semi-membership" position

I am now in the NGPD, might I join the EGB under this position then?

At 7/16/08 04:57 PM, sinskae wrote:

At 7/15/08 04:45 PM, NEVR wrote:

Once you're in the NGPD, however, you can join the EGB as a Guardsman, which is a special supplementary, "semi-membership" position

I am now in the NGPD, might I join the EGB under this position then?

I personally see no reason why not. You'll have to wait for SlashFirestorm (our recruitment officer) to come along and make it official, though. ;)

At 7/16/08 05:02 PM, NEVR wrote: I personally see no reason why not. You'll have to wait for SlashFirestorm (our recruitment officer) to come along and make it official, though. ;)

Kay thanks :)

Are all you guys excited about K-day tomorrow? It will definitely be an interesting day.

At 7/16/08 04:57 PM, sinskae wrote: I am now in the NGPD, might I join the EGB under this position then?

Yes, you can. By the time you reach Private, you'll already be used to the style and function of the EGB, so the transition will be easy. Plus it's always helpful to have another person on-hand for stolen alerts and the like, heh.

sinskae, now that you've been approved by Slash, you'll be added to the next roster update, which will be on Tuesday. Even though you're not applying for full membership yet, I recommend you give the following material a read to get to grips with who we are and what we do:

Barracks FAQ
EGB Officer list
The EGB Manifesto

If you have any further questions, feel free to ask them here, or PM any Officer / more experienced member.

Well as its Kitty Krew day tomorrrow, does anyone know what happened to Kes, accout aka Bigfuzzykitten?. I wondered as on NG log it said he, had gone down a level. When i looked on Google it came up ,with Bigfuzzykitten. Why was his account deleted?, i have not seen him post in ages. So i have done all audios reviews, just two games to review, and im done for this week.