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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-11 17:47:21


I do try to post everyday i find the lack of inactivity, sad do i miss the old busy EGB. When i joined in February its seemed more active. I dont know why the club are not like ,the bbs there just as important. With NGDD the contest made, it more active which is cool. With the roster on Tuesday more people are active. In the RRC ive got two flashes movies, and two audios reviews left im to tried now to do them. I finish them tomorrow. The Pigletface movies keep passing, what happened to the portal guard?.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 02:00:58


At 7/11/08 05:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:

:The Pigletface movies keep passing, what happened to the portal guard?.

I assume that when Wade's thread died a gradual death of the portal guard happened also.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 04:31:24


Hai guyz, liek... luk at me, im are a private.

reeportin' fur dooty sirr!

Nah I'm just kidding.
Hey.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 06:14:50


At 7/12/08 04:31 AM, Devorax wrote: Hai guyz, liek... luk at me, im are a private.
reeportin' fur dooty sirr!
Nah I'm just kidding.
Hey.

Hey there civilian. We enjoy having you around, but I'm sorry to inform you that release due to lack of mental health has to be reported to Barracks officials, via PM.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 17:00:58


Corky52, you have been allowed into the Barracks. While there was some concern over your past behavior, your whistle repair and review quality clearly show that you are improving, and we'd be glad to help you rank up and glad to have you help us clean up the Portal.

First thing you should do is to sign up at the EGB forums, so I can validate you and allow you full access, including participating in discussions over future recruits.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 17:01:22


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8639 Sir! this submisson people are saying, is stolen but it passed judegement ,the reviews may have have gone. Also check out his other submissons i think there, is about three here there are. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 6903, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8279. The people may be wrong i guess it looks funny. Well i best get cracking i have still got, two flashes and two audios left for RRC salutes.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 17:11:56


At 7/12/08 05:01 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8639 Sir!

Considering it's the guy's 4th submission that passed, it's just less likely it's all successfully stolen. I could be wrong though, I can't really find out right now, it's too late and I need to sleep...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 20:21:32


Well finally done all the request for RRC so do you think those submisson are stolen?. I want to do mre b/p i slipped this week More people here would be lovely, like Darksolider said its a bit of a ghostdown.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 22:41:17


May I join? Last time you said I needed to work on my posts.


*Looking for a new sig*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 22:46:14


At 7/12/08 10:41 PM, FamilyGuy05 wrote: May I join? Last time you said I needed to work on my posts.

A lot of your posts still seem to be one-liners, bar the occasional anomalous one that exceeds 1 or 2 lines. IMO, you still have a long way to go before you meet up to the posting requirements that the EGB expects of its potential recruits, and members.

It's not just down to me, though, so wait until our recruitment officer (SlashFirestorm) comes along, and see what he has to say on the matter.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 23:05:29


At 7/12/08 10:41 PM, FamilyGuy05 wrote: May I join? Last time you said I needed to work on my posts.

Post quality/length is still pretty "meh". Still, I'll put it to a vote in our private forums and see what everyone thinks. Don't be discouraged if you're not accepted in---you can always apply again in the future after correcting whatever we feel you need to work on. Permanent bans from EGB membership only apply to extreme cases.

EGB members are welcome to go to the appropriate thread and give your opinions. Be sure to be logged in to view/vote/post. Speak now or forever hold your peace.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-12 23:49:26


At 7/12/08 05:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Corky52, you have been allowed into the Barracks.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

While there was some concern over your past behavior, your whistle repair and review quality clearly show that you are improving, and we'd be glad to help you rank up and glad to have you help us clean up the Portal.

Stuff I did when I first started newgrounds. Just like every other person that is new to newgrounds, but the only difference was that I had more time on my hands. I have clearly changed my ways though and thank you for understanding that.


First thing you should do is to sign up at the EGB forums, so I can validate you and allow you full access, including participating in discussions over future recruits.

Alright, I signed up. I won't be able to be active really on newgrounds or there until Monday. So I'll get into everything then.

Thanks again.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 01:23:26


Hey!

I couldn't post here in the past few days because posting here takes an extra time than a regular post. But now I'm FINALLY on my winter break, so I'll try to be here more often.

Also, my silly brothers discovered Newgrounds Log after I added it as a quick bookmark. With that, they saw my user-name there, logged in and went to my profile here! Why is that bad? Because they can: 1- Log my stats there without my knowledge; 2- Mess with my account, in case I leave it logged here. This sucks, but I can live with it. I guess. That's why I don't like sharing computers! =|

Anyway, my B/P pace should raise a little the following days. More free time, you know.

Before I forget, welcome Corky! Another one that I can call soldier! =P

Now I need to get some sleep, my eyes can't stay open anymore. And it's very cold (not really, just colder that usual).

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 10:51:33


So does this mean I have to first make a account on your forms? I see Corky52 has made account.


*Looking for a new sig*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 11:02:06


At 7/13/08 03:45 AM, TheNossinator wrote:
At 7/13/08 01:23 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Hey!
Hi there.

Hey, it's been awhile.

I couldn't post here in the past few days because posting here takes an extra time than a regular post. But now I'm FINALLY on my winter break, so I'll try to be here more often.
Awesome. And posting here can be time-consuming, I agree.

Just to warn you guys that I may not be active again until Monday, but I might be able to get back on tonight.

Also, my silly brothers discovered Newgrounds Log after I added it as a quick bookmark. With that, they saw my user-name there, logged in and went to my profile here! Why is that bad? Because they can: 1- Log my stats there without my knowledge; 2- Mess with my account, in case I leave it logged here. This sucks, but I can live with it. I guess. That's why I don't like sharing computers! =|

I'd be scared that they would either change your password and your email address so you couldn't get on or they would make stupid posts and abusive reviews with your account. A couple of things could go wrong there.


So he actually got onto your account here? Do you leave it signed in?
Anyway, my B/P pace should raise a little the following days. More free time, you know.
My B/P rate will fall, I'm back at school in two days. : (

And mine will be terrible until tomorrow and then it should be back to normal until the weekend again. I'm so busy on the weekend.

Before I forget, welcome Corky! Another one that I can call soldier! =P
Indeed, welcome.

Thank you to both of you.

Now I need to get some sleep, my eyes can't stay open anymore. And it's very cold (not really, just colder that usual).
Night Mr Nuts.
*Salutes*
Salutes : : :

I was like that last night. I almost got sick because I didn't go to bed early enough.

* Salutes *

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 11:15:33


At 7/13/08 10:51 AM, FamilyGuy05 wrote: So does this mean I have to first make a account on your forms? I see Corky52 has made account.

Yeah, because he's been accepted into the EGB. We're still discussing you, so even if you try to make an account now, it won't be validated unless you are accepted.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 14:57:47


Stolen movie.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8806

Stolen from a lot of places. Here is one.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm ?link_id=9644

There are many other sites its stolen from.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 14:59:17


At 7/13/08 02:57 PM, Corky52 wrote: Stolen movie.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8806

Stolen from a lot of places. Here is one.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm ?link_id=9644

There are many other sites its stolen from.

Sorry for the broken links.

Stolen - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8806

It's just that don't push the red button game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 18:41:51


Sir! any idea why Turd Of The Week got deleted?. Just checked now and saw it was gone. Not that i miss it, it was crap. A fake hentai flash ,which was a picture of Granny from Tweetypie. Seems genuine totws are being abused, these days. Well on to the list for RRC well done again APF on level up.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 19:11:13


At 7/12/08 10:41 PM, FamilyGuy05 wrote: May I join? Last time you said I needed to work on my posts.

Like, make better posts, or more?

Also, I join.


eh.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 20:08:50


At 7/13/08 07:11 PM, hhcash wrote:
Like, make better posts, or more?

Also, on top of what was already said, the point is BETTER posting. If you ever want to be accepted here in the future, your post quality will need to fairly high. A thousand useless one-liners wont give you any advantage while being judged here. Just remember that quality over quantity is always the better way to go. And that doesn't just apply to posting. ;)

While I'm here, I thought I'd mention that I made a 100 b/p per day average last week! :D Lots of time in the portal now is good for me, as it'll have to be cut down a bit in the future... :(

Oh, and also, welcome Corky52, keep up the good work! ;)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-13 22:35:31


God damn! Never become a Senior Patrol Leader in Boy Scouts, it fucking sucks, especially at camp. It ruined an otherwise great week, which is (possibly) my last going to Boy Scout summer camp.

Well, it was a great week except for this.

He was staff at the camp I just came back from, and the timing of all of it was horrible. The accident happened around 10:30 - 11:00 PM on the first day of camp for me, Sunday. I remember because it was after taps, and the adult leaders were going to bed when we saw a helicopter pass overhead.

As it turns out (and the newspaper got wrong, probably because of the camp not wanting to look bad), 3 boys decided to make a ring of fire out of rubbing alcohol around a boy (whom I had talked to that day and was friendly with) who was asleep in a chair. When it looked like the fire hadn't started, one of the boys put more on. But it was burning with a low clear flame, and when the alcohol hit, it jumped up the bottle. The kid who was pouring it obviously freaked out and sprayed the kid in the chair and Shaun with the alcohol, which caught them on fire. Shaun's twin tried to put out both of the kids, but only burned on his fingers. The boy who started it was fired on the spot while the others were taken to the hospital.

The kid in the chair suffered 2nd degree burns to his legs, while the extent of Shaun's injuries are unknown to me. Shaun died, in a sad twist of irony, on Family Night and Troop Skit Night at the camp, the latter being the only thing that I knew the Whitleys from; the skits that they did on the opening night of camp.

Really, it was a prank gone wrong. In all honesty, I would have gone along with it, if I didn't know it was going to end so horrible. Camp next year, if I end up going, won't be the same.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 00:43:06


At 7/13/08 01:23 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Also, my silly brothers discovered Newgrounds Log after I added it as a quick bookmark. With that, they saw my user-name there, logged in and went to my profile here! Why is that bad? Because they can: 1- Log my stats there without my knowledge; 2- Mess with my account, in case I leave it logged here. This sucks, but I can live with it. I guess. That's why I don't like sharing computers! =|

that sucks... that's why I prohibited my little brother to use NG on our computer...
he sometimes play some games here (like once every 3 months XD)... but I don't allow him to log on his account here
(I told him not to create one... but... even like that he made one on some of his friends computer)


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 17:23:30


Congratulations on your mention by Tom Fulp Corky52! We're all proud of you!


Sig by BlueHippo - AMA

Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod

"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 18:54:48


At 7/14/08 05:23 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Congratulations on your mention by Tom Fulp Corky52! We're all proud of you!

Thanks man. I've given a lot of thanks out in my last couple of posts. That was really something awesome getting mentioned by Tom like that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 19:27:45


Well it sucks missing one review on, RRC 24/25 .I lost track did not realise i missed one. The ironic thing is there is ,15 audios again this week!. So Corky52 who got mentioned, by Tom Fup himself what was that about.
I look forward to the roster, still got about 413 points intill i reach sergeant. I dont know what the contest is about.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 22:24:19


HEADS UP

Roster tomorrow, courtesy of Joshiwa. Make sure you drop by and check it out, so that all of our hard, hard work doesn't go unappreciated, yeah?

Also, as University draws nearer, I'm wondering what alternative days you guys would like to see the roster on. I'm hoping beyond hope that I can keep it on Tuesdays, but I also fear the worst that I won't be able to manage that with my schedule. Things were so much easier during my gap year.

So, if you could have the roster on any day OTHER THAN TUESDAY, what day would it be? Bear in mind that it takes about an hour to an hour and a half to finish the update. My preference is Sunday, as that's a fairly low-energy day, and nobody ever has much going on then.

THOUGHTS?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 22:28:15


At 7/14/08 07:27 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Well it sucks missing one review on, RRC 24/25 .I lost track did not realise i missed one. The ironic thing is there is ,15 audios again this week!.

I noticed that. That sucks missing something and it scared me to the point where I went back through and made sure that I really did review each of the submissions requested. I think checking is going to be something I do for now on because I want to stay 100 percent there as long as I can.

So Corky52 who got mentioned, by Tom Fup himself what was that about.

Well I talked to him via the PM system and he said that somebody recommended me to be mentioned in one of his news posts because I do a lot of stuff that gets unnoticed. I'm no different than any other user on newgrounds in my opinion, but it was awesome getting noticed like that. Immediately afterwards I received about 20 PM's and about 20 comments on my blog. One from someone who I thought had died out. Betty.

I look forward to the roster, still got about 413 points intill i reach sergeant. I dont know what the contest is about.

I look forward to the first one that I will be on. I think I will be able to level up in B/P in about a week and a half or so. And what are these contests?

* Salutes *

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 22:31:30


At 7/14/08 10:24 PM, NEVR wrote:
So, if you could have the roster on any day OTHER THAN TUESDAY, what day would it be? Bear in mind that it takes about an hour to an hour and a half to finish the update. My preference is Sunday, as that's a fairly low-energy day, and nobody ever has much going on then.

THOUGHTS?

Sorry for the double post. If it's still a double post by the time I'm done with this. You seemed to post this while I was typing my post. We have a little history of that don't we? ;)

I like Sunday. It's kind of the relaxing day which I don't have much going on. So Sunday is a good day to me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-07-14 22:34:43


At 7/14/08 10:31 PM, Corky52 wrote:
I like Sunday. It's kind of the relaxing day which I don't have much going on. So Sunday is a good day to me.

I like Sunday, too. It's the day the 51+ and RRC lists are updated, it'd be nice to have everything on the same day. Also it's the end of the week, seems to be a good day for list updates. ;)


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