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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 11:11:23


At 6/12/08 11:06 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: I found ZombiePhil.

Now to find the other one mentioned.

http://phil.newgrounds.com/

I've tracked down Bigmamakatie as well!

http://kaytee.newgrounds.com/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 11:45:44


At 6/12/08 10:40 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: I'm not sure what happened to them but i think they were well respected members, right?

They're both idiots. Seriously. One of them had a bunch of alts (now deleted) on which they pretended to be a retarded troll, and the other was convinced that they were dating over NG. As far as I'm concerned, they're in the same league as yoshi77777. I think they were both in the Lucky 7 Crew at some point anyway, which speaks volumes about their respective characters.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 11:55:03


At 6/12/08 11:45 AM, NEVR wrote: They're both idiots. Seriously. One of them had a bunch of alts (now deleted) on which they pretended to be a retarded troll, and the other was convinced that they were dating over NG. As far as I'm concerned, they're in the same league as yoshi77777. I think they were both in the Lucky 7 Crew at some point anyway, which speaks volumes about their respective characters.

Yeah, but hey, dating over NG isn't bad. In fact, I'm dating Dejanus over NG and the phone, lol. Are you insinuating that I'm an idiot? They are idiots for being in the Lucky 7 crew, but I'm not sure whether either of those reasons, despite the former being slightly retarded, makes them idiots.

.... And I just confused the hell out of myself...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 12:01:42


At 6/12/08 11:55 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Yeah, but hey, dating over NG isn't bad. In fact, I'm dating Dejanus over NG and the phone, lol. Are you insinuating that I'm an idiot? They are idiots for being in the Lucky 7 crew, but I'm not sure whether either of those reasons, despite the former being slightly retarded, makes them idiots.

That's just one of the reasons that I don't like them, but even if they weren't e-dating (or whatever the fuck people call it), I'd still probably dislike them for the way they act/acted on the BBS, etc. Besides, I don't see the point in relationships where you barely (if ever) see the person you're with... it just makes no sense to me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 12:19:24


At 6/12/08 12:01 PM, NEVR wrote: That's just one of the reasons that I don't like them, but even if they weren't e-dating (or whatever the fuck people call it), I'd still probably dislike them for the way they act/acted on the BBS, etc. Besides, I don't see the point in relationships where you barely (if ever) see the person you're with... it just makes no sense to me.

Yeah, I have to say, they did act like douches on the BBS and all.

It'd make sense if you fell in love, but otherwise, you wouldn't understand. E-luff is complicated, and less looks oriented, but more personality oriented. If you don't have the right personality, it won't work out. It's like online dating services. It rarely works out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 12:20:42


At 6/12/08 12:01 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/12/08 11:55 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Yeah, but hey, dating over NG isn't bad. In fact, I'm dating Dejanus over NG and the phone, lol. Are you insinuating that I'm an idiot? They are idiots for being in the Lucky 7 crew, but I'm not sure whether either of those reasons, despite the former being slightly retarded, makes them idiots.
That's just one of the reasons that I don't like them, but even if they weren't e-dating (or whatever the fuck people call it), I'd still probably dislike them for the way they act/acted on the BBS, etc. Besides, I don't see the point in relationships where you barely (if ever) see the person you're with... it just makes no sense to me.

Internet relationships are full of lies and nonsense. You can't date someone you met over the internet. What are the chances you would never see each other especially at a young age? You could never trust the person not to mention the loneliness of never touching the person you cared about.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 12:51:00


At 6/12/08 12:27 PM, Mendou wrote: ...What? ...Nawwwwwww, Dejanus? The anime dude?

The crazy Fire Emblem member guy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-12 22:31:08


At 6/12/08 09:05 AM, Andrea364 wrote:
At 6/12/08 02:37 AM, aldlv wrote: are you sure about this andrea?...
don't you think... mod just change their minds about what's an abusive reviews? (maybe)...
Yes. The reviews were DELETED and I STILL got garbage whistle on the acc.

Interesting... I heard Mods were deleting some spam reviews... but... because the weren't abusive
(they were about advertising another site or things like that)
they didn't give the points...
because It was too easy for someone to create and alt account and make a lot of spam reviews just to have a good whistle...

but... if you really want to know... you could ask BH or kidray76 about how are they taking the reviews now
I think Malachy spend some time around the Rage gift thread too

sorry for insisting... XD...
is just that I can't believe it's not working... because... for me... it had just worked FINE all the Time

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 00:35:32


At 6/12/08 10:31 PM, aldlv wrote: Interesting... I heard Mods were deleting some spam reviews... but... because the weren't abusive
(they were about advertising another site or things like that)
they didn't give the points...

Uh, that is one of the categories for abusive reviews. Advertising is strictly forbidden, according to the rules I remember. I memorized them early on.

but... if you really want to know... you could ask BH or kidray76 about how are they taking the reviews now
I think Malachy spend some time around the Rage gift thread too

I really don't have the time, and I have to get some sleep soon.

sorry for insisting... XD...
is just that I can't believe it's not working... because... for me... it had just worked FINE all the Time

It's fine, I'm used to it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 09:10:15


At 6/12/08 10:31 PM, people wrote: Shit about a 'whistle glitch'

There's no whistle glitch. People who don't understand what to flag are simply getting garbage whistles because they're flagging the wrong things, and claiming that there's a whistle glitch in way of a scapegoat. Bottom line: if you have a garbage whistle, you flagged the wrong thing. Talk to a review mod if you still don't believe me.

NB: Not all reviews that are deleted give you positive points. Sometimes reviews are cleared of all flags with no points and then deleted, from what I've seen in the past. DIfferent mods do things differently, too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 14:57:27


At 6/13/08 09:10 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 6/12/08 10:31 PM, people wrote: Shit about a 'whistle glitch'
There's no whistle glitch. People who don't understand what to flag are simply getting garbage whistles because they're flagging the wrong things, and claiming that there's a whistle glitch in way of a scapegoat. Bottom line: if you have a garbage whistle, you flagged the wrong thing. Talk to a review mod if you still don't believe me.

NB: Not all reviews that are deleted give you positive points. Sometimes reviews are cleared of all flags with no points and then deleted, from what I've seen in the past. Different mods do things differently, too.

I do not have a problem with a system. If it was working incorrectly I am sure that NG admins would know about it. I just wish the mods were more clear to us on what is abusive and what is not. It kind of seams like a guessing game to me.

***salutes***


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 15:28:30


At 6/13/08 02:57 PM, djconnect wrote: I just wish the mods were more clear to us on what is abusive and what is not. It kind of seams like a guessing game to me.

If you're not sure, use your initiative and ask a mod rather than just wildly guessing. Don't be afraid to say you're not sure on something, because if you aren't sure about something to do with using the whistle, then continuing to flag is crazy, wouldn't you agree? For all you know, you could simply be digging yourself into an even deeper hole without realizing it.

Speak to a mod like kidray76, Malachy, BlueHippo or Seamonky. They're all nice guys, and the latter two are even EGB members.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 15:40:25


Well, today I reached 10,000 B/P points. Quite a good achievement, 1/3 of the way to EGSC done. Even with this, my B/P pace dropped, compared to last week's standings. Still, I think I'll make 300 B/P next roster.

Aaaaanyway, I won't quote anyone in this post, because it's pretty much a random post... =)

I'm damn happy, because Muse is coming to play in my city!!! Here's the official article (look for it there, at least) and here's where I discovered it (the article is in Portuguese...). YAAAY!

Talking about music, listen to the new The Offspring's album, if you haven't already.

Back to normal now...

I don't believe there's actually a glitch in the whistle system, because I've seen people gaining a better whistle. Although, I've seen a lot of people going from gold to crap in a week.

My idea: remaking the flagging guidelines. Seriously, there are so many intern rules in the abusive stuff thread that nobody knows exactly what an abusive review is. They have to change what's in the FAQ.

You were talking about idiots, right? Well, for your information...

Idiots part 1

Idiots part 2

In my opinion, anyone who joins them = idiot.

Nuts, over and out.

*Salutes*

I still can't believe it, MUSE!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 16:36:36


Hi there a bit tired some awesome flashes today Strawberryclock game good, but insanely hard. Another clock collab and a Foamy one ,not the funniest but still good .I think giving it a o is very harsh. I know there the same but thats where the charm is .Thanks for answering my question yesterday, lucky peolle getting them named changed. I wish i could change mine but i would not want to bother, Wade Fulp i use this name for everything.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 18:16:41


Sorry for my lack of posting everyone, but between running contests for the NGDD and trying to do my job out here in East Buttfuck, Connecticut - my life has gone to hell. I'm losing my girlfriend because I work too much, I'm in debt with the bank, and on top of everything I'm sick as a dog. So I apologize for the lack of NGDD reports, but as soon as everything starts to come together, I'll post here more often, but for now I want to get the NGDD in more order as my first priority.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 18:21:13


At 6/13/08 06:16 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Sorry for my lack of posting everyone...

Dude, life comes first. I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say we totally understand. Just do what you can, however much or however little that may be. Don't stress yourself out more than you already are, especially not on our account. <3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 18:42:15


Sir stolen flash http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 4139 from herehttp://nerdnirvana.org/g4m3s/drdenti st.htm. He has one that passed judgement http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 3685 hes only signed up recently.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 18:45:46


NGDD reports, but as soon as everything starts to come together, I'll post here more often, but for now I want to get the NGDD in more order as my first priority.

Dont worry your life comes first take a break dont run, yourself down the contest can wait get well soon.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 18:46:07


At 6/13/08 06:21 PM, NEVR wrote: Dude, life comes first. I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say we totally understand. Just do what you can, however much or however little that may be. Don't stress yourself out more than you already are, especially not on our account. <3

Thanks a lot for understanding NEVR, it's much appreciated. Like I said I'll be around plenty with the NGDD because I'm running the contests I promised for this summer, but the weekly reports will need to take a bit of a break.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-13 21:09:38


No better place to make my 4000th post, heh.

I just noticed (lolfail) that there's a new "There She Is!" movie, lol. Shocking secret---that's one of the legendary Newgrounds series that I haven't watched yet. XD

Perhaps I should give it a look.

Well, as for what ol' Slash has been doing...I've been spending most of my time writing (or planning my writing) and wandering about outside, as usual. Crafted a new wooden sword and have been hacking at the ground and getting used to it. Almost fell out of my favorite tree for the 3425235th time. Cleaning up and refilling our shitty inflatable pool. I like to go out early in the morning and meditate in quiet, aquatic contemplation. Especially when it's raining and/or thundering (I'm smrt).

lolyep.

As for what can get Slash to become a full time Newgrounder again, there are only a handful of things that can make me do it in the near future:

1. New B/P levels above 30000.
2. NG Chat completion.
3. Finishing my novel.
4. ramagi sending me naked pictures of herself
5. Washu sending me naked pictures of herself.
6. ramagi and Washu sending me naked pictures of themselves making out.
7. Me winning the lottery and being able to get Flash again.

Yep.

Now to fap to Wonder Woman bondage. Au revoir.

*SALUTE*

lol elongated man is a fucking pervert

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Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-14 01:10:00


At 6/13/08 09:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: No better place to make my 4000th post, heh.

Congrats on getting 4k posts :)

I just noticed (lolfail) that there's a new "There She Is!" movie, lol. Shocking secret---that's one of the legendary Newgrounds series that I haven't watched yet. XD

The series is underrated. It's been around since a little while before I joined and it's still not very famous compared to a lot of other famous NG movies. I've watched all of it until the latest step.

Perhaps I should give it a look.

You should. It's excellent.

Well, as for what ol' Slash has been doing...I've been spending most of my time writing (or planning my writing) and wandering about outside, as usual. Crafted a new wooden sword and have been hacking at the ground and getting used to it. Almost fell out of my favorite tree for the 3425235th time. Cleaning up and refilling our shitty inflatable pool. I like to go out early in the morning and meditate in quiet, aquatic contemplation. Especially when it's raining and/or thundering (I'm smart).

I've been waiting on your next chapters for quite a while. You write better than I do, atleast when it comes to making your fantasies long and interesting at the same time. I can't really manage to do that. I have an in-ground pool, but the lining is shitty, so I go out in the woods whenever I get bored, or want to clear my head/cry, etc. I also like to go out when it's pouring rain or there is really bad weather going on.

As for what can get Slash to become a full time Newgrounder again, there are only a handful of things that can make me do it in the near future:

Most of that is on my list as well, lol.

*SALUTE*

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-14 15:32:46


At 6/9/08 11:27 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Seems some people there hate Phantom, lol, poor guy.

Poor? Poor my fucking ass. The day if I give one shit about what most of these fucking 13 year old, Harry Potter looking bloody commoners think about me, is the day I lose this. And I'm not.

Also, what fucking thread, I'll flame any pre-adolescent asshole there.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-14 17:18:41


Just a heads up, guys, the roster on Tuesday will be done by me, not Joshiwa, as he has some personal shit to attend to on that day. I'll leave it to him whether he makes that shit public or not. Also, I'm out visiting family tomorrow, but the activity update should be delivered when I get back. If it isn't, then you know why.

At 6/13/08 06:46 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Thanks a lot for understanding NEVR, it's much appreciated. Like I said I'll be around plenty with the NGDD because I'm running the contests I promised for this summer, but the weekly reports will need to take a bit of a break.

We all need to take a break at some point. I've been taking a massive break from B/Ping lately in lieu of getting my student loan and university accommodation sorted out. Like I said, life comes first.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-14 22:01:53


Great NEVR i look forward to it. I just read Bezman post turns out the list was ,for next week, i thought he meant to do them all by tomorrow. I have done a load do im beat still its gets your brain working


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-15 10:06:54


At 6/14/08 03:32 PM, Phantom wrote: Poor? Poor my fucking ass. The day if I give one shit about what most of these fucking 13 year old, Harry Potter looking bloody commoners think about me, is the day I lose this. And I'm not.

Also, what fucking thread, I'll flame any pre-adolescent asshole there.

You sound more and more like my conscience every time you say something. The thread is long dead now, to try to start a flame war in a 21 pager would be useless anyways. You could search for "moron" and probably find it on the first page of results, but like I said, useless.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-15 19:27:27


I hope not i dont want this thread to die ,its like NGDD use to be way is it so quiet here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-15 19:35:42


Sorry guys, but it's getting a bit late for me to do the activity levels tonight - I'm a bit tired after spending 5 hours of my day driving back and forth to see family, so you'll have to forgive me. Roster on Tuesday as usual, though.

Sorry again <3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-15 19:58:54


At 6/15/08 07:35 PM, NEVR wrote: Sorry guys, but it's getting a bit late for me to do the activity levels tonight - I'm a bit tired after spending 5 hours of my day driving back and forth to see family, so you'll have to forgive me. Roster on Tuesday as usual, though.

Ah well, that's OK. Heck I haven't done much serious B/Ping in over a week (cursing Zone all the way for introducing me to what I've been watching instead), or posted here in even longer, or really been doing much as far as NG is concerned at all other than my depositing. So a little something missed by you is really meaningless compared to my own shirking...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-15 20:02:17


At 6/15/08 07:35 PM, NEVR wrote: Sorry guys, but it's getting a bit late for me to do the activity levels tonight - I'm a bit tired after spending 5 hours of my day driving back and forth to see family, so you'll have to forgive me. Roster on Tuesday as usual, though.

Sorry again <3

No problem man, life happens. Thanks again for covering for me Tuesday.


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Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-06-16 06:23:29


At 6/15/08 07:58 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Ah well, that's OK. Heck I haven't done much serious B/Ping in over a week (cursing Zone all the way for introducing me to what I've been watching instead), or posted here in even longer, or really been doing much as far as NG is concerned at all other than my depositing. So a little something missed by you is really meaningless compared to my own shirking...

Meh, I think everyone is entitled to lead their own lives in lieu of missing one or two things on NG. EagleRock has always told me that he never holds it against anybody for putting life first... of course, with something like the B/P roster on Tuesdays, I have it worked into my schedule, so it's never a problem. Slightly less consequential things like the recently established activity levels roster isn't, in my view, as big a deal as the original. Not as many people take notice of it, at least.

At 6/15/08 08:02 PM, Joshiwa wrote: No problem man, life happens. Thanks again for covering for me Tuesday.

Life certainly does happen. It's all good though, don't worry. I just hope everything goes alright - sure it will.


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